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(m)eels

@sparklypens

2 years

You certainly meet some interesting people in The Hague

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10 months

Me when I’m slicing cake for miss RuPaul Charles and I want to know how big a slice to cut

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6 months

Wakefield? More like WOKEFIELD

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Wakefield Council Result #LE2024 : LAB: 21 (+8) LDM: 1 (=) CON: 0 (-8) Council Now: LAB 56, LDM 3, CON 3. Labour HOLD.

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@jacksl95 What did the dog do to deserve this??

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@IainRowan The Book Hive in Norwich is lovely!

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@fuckchrxs Maybe they should have kept something wrapped fr!

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@_r0bbie96 You to me rn

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11 months

Today’s fun experiment is: how do I get a twink put of bed? Thus far I have: - asked if he has a 9am - asked if he wants a cup of tea - made a cup of tea But noooo the bed is “too warm and comfy” 🙄🙄🙄

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3 years

I’m in danger lmaoo

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2 years

@mattxiv And telling people the purpose of the ‘experiment’ 💀

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3 years

Nah not this fucking headline. Really, choosing HIV rather than just saying “weakened immune systems”?Considering the stigma around HIV and the LGBT+ community, this is a really inappropriate headline even if the main body calls for greater global support for controlling HIV

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Why uncontrolled HIV may be behind the emergence of Omicron

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1 year

SCREECHING I had a guy round and as we were f***ing both my housemates started making noise in the kitchen 😭😭😭

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@dyingaliengif @n4ssie Oh god not superwholck

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1 year

@ItsMatt_Again Based entirely on the extremely unrepresentative comments below this tweet, I am concluding the good people of this nation are for once united against a deserving enemy: Jamie Oliver and his spawn

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@squareybee @er_ique @OliLondonTV Alas, not quite right to make it “TWAT”

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@peacockbinch Suzy ate Peppa UP

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3 years

@OliAworth @byetyler

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3 years

Told a discreet guy that he could always climb through my bedroom window to avoid my housemates

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3 years

Lol guy on Grindr thinks it’s “weird”that a “guy like me” hasn’t ever been in a relationship. Honey I’ve been too busy studying and working to be able to give someone else the love and support they need for a healthy relationship?

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2 years

@CameronDLWalker I could quite happily have lived my life without knowing anything about any member of the Royal Family’s genitalia

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1 year

Hey siri how do I tell my housemate I am also not straight so he’s not as on edge

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@Madz_Grant @samueljenkinson They couldn’t risk him standing on the coffin and belting out the greatest song of all time - Fabulous by Sharpay Evans

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@scottygb The deadpan delivery of “well that was unusual” 😭😭😭

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2 years

Two twinks I follow have both posted their Amazon wish lists this month and BOTH had jockstraps on them

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3 years

Mr Timothée Chalamet preparing for his Willy Wonka role

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@bussy_fairyxo @LukeCB_ I won’t ask where you’re hiding them 😌

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2 years

There’s an old man who just got on the bus, has removed his shoes and has informed us that he “don’t like France”

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@sleepy_homo ‘Unrecognisable’

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@bencsmoke Single by name, single by nature

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3 years

You heard it here first lovelies x

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@Botanygeek Don’t make them aware of how we grow apples, they’ll explode!

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1 year

Oh if only I could only tell this boy how far he’d come

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@NintendoBlackC If Demise has broken out of the sword, that may explain why it looks so corroded?

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NO

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@mischiefanimals GIVE HIM THE BREAD

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@i_D @JW_ANDERSON hnmmmm

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3 years

Very rude of my landlord not to have put a full length mirror in my room, thereby preventing me from taking thotty pics

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2 years

@KatyMontgomerie This is exactly why we in the WASH sector use the term “menstruator”. It incorporates all those who can menstruate: girls, women, intersex, trans masc and non-binary individuals.

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3 years

I refuse to proof read my tweets. They pop into my head, I type them press send end of x

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@Toadsanime Don’t worry! He was getting trained in anti-drug smuggling at Europol which is just next door 😊

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@josh_salisbury Also the weird assertion that working class people don’t do things like drinking wine, going to the opera or being interested in the politics of other countries?

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2 years

Oh so COKE is how people stay out until the sun rises

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Like this and I’ll tell you want Pokémon I think you’d be x

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@RhodeToLove @LeoQuartermain Oh so it’s THIS movie we have to blame for all these live action remake atrocities (except Maleficent)

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HAHAHAHA desperate for attention 6 years ago

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No-one’s doing it like Alice Longyu Gao

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3 years

Was very excited about being able to use my tin opener for a delicious dinner of tinned soup only to see THIS

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Mushroom chow mein in bed 😌

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3 years

Very sad that I can’t list “cyber bullying twinks” on my hobbies

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@DpDormouse Dying at the “that is NOT my civil partner’s penis”

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They blocked me immediately afterwards I was cackling

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What’s an insult you’ll never forget?

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When you and your friends have all topped the same guy, call that the Fellowship of the Ring

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@AnErrorOfComedy The maths isn’t mathsing

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3 years

Been told by TWO evil twinks that I give off bottom energy 😡😡😡

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@vagina_museum They were roommates

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@StuartEdwards @after1aughter For a “planned” settlement it truly is confusing. Very car focused despite there being plenty of paths??

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3 years

Starting my PhD properly today going 2 cry 😭😭😭

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@KatyMontgomerie It’s all they can think and obsess over, people having sex

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What are THESE choices???

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2 years

❤️‍🔥 How many sexual partners have you ever had?

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3 years

Gr*ndr saw it first

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3 years

All these freshers and no new people on gr*ndr SAD

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Posting my Ls because why not

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3 years

A year 9 Geography student could easily explain why GDP isn’t a good measure of quality of life x

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Our plan is working. 👇

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Bottom in my dms all “sksksksk”

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POV duck piss play

why you should have an animal

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@przemekg18 “Tuna fish” etc

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@nathbabes Need duck in my moats

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First time teaching today 😬

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@ShowYourCat Isn’t this basically the plot of challengers??

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I texted him saying that I was worried he may be homophobic but “upon seeing his rainbow mug and socks” I realised that it wouldn’t be a problem.

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Hey siri how do I tell my housemate I am also not straight so he’s not as on edge

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People looking for hookups in THIS weather?? Maybe we don’t deserve rights x

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SCREAMING CRYING IT’S A BABY ME

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Terrified the twink in Lush earlier by enthusiastically greeting him as I trundled into the store before he has a chance to say hello 😈

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Haircut - I had one

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What a weird thing to say

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Post a pic of yourself at 21

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Me: * goes to the new ALDI and buys steak, champagne and a cast iron casserole dish* Cashier: That will be £80 Me:

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Women in STEM thriving? We love to see it!

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why he be looking like Gail Platt???

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????

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@peacockbinch Oh this was about my housemate and he was in his own bed, I just wanted a lift to work!

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Twenty-something today 🤯

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3 years

Celebrating submitting my thesis 😍

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@willbelshah @No7Sammy Such a pretty baby!!

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This tree said y = x^3

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Not quite #nudemas but it will do x

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A masc4masc guy tapped me on Grindr?? Honey what are you doing

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My enemies will say I only bought this for the brand. And they’re right x

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I wonder if they found each other

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Not pretty but I have succeeded in making a pie again!!

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Making a pie 🥧 !!!

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His face 😭😭😭

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Poof god

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I swear some people on here wake up and immediately play wordle

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Dad sitting on one of his Yorkshire puddings had us in a absolute laughing fit

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Extracting DNA today so updated my Grindr bio to celebrate

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3 years

Omg I was clearly very drunk last night bc I took *these* photos of a car for sale as a colleague is looking to buy one 💀💀💀

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@hnjsamuels Liz Truss energy

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