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law graduate • always in Westminster • views mine and mine only • rt ≠ endorsement • 🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈

London, England
Joined December 2019
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Drop the setlist king
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I’m crying at this manifesto pledge from the Official Monster Raving Loony Party
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Imagine becoming a celebrity because your grandad walked in his garden and then died
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Captain Tom Moore's dashing grandson astonishes fans on Celebs Go Dating
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me walking past the bouncer hoping he won’t realise I’m black out drunk
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We used to be a proper country
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John Prescott downing a pint in under five seconds
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RIP LEGEND 😭😭
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I just came out to my mum, everyone!! She told me she knew for the past 4 years and that she loves me no matter what 😭😭 I’m so happy I’m still sobbing ❤️
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8 months
Babe wake up, someone’s screaming at caster sugar on twitter
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Joe Stanley 🇺🇦
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Double Union-Jacking it @AldiUK ? But which tropical country did you import the actual sugar from?
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Then just get one??? 😭😭
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The Tesco Clubcard ripoff is so extreme that they must make a million off of every person who doesn't have one.
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A reminder that Larry isn’t just a mere cat but an incumbent Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office
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Not now sweetie, mummy’s too busy following general election speculations
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4 years
BREAKING: Michelle Obama’s special message to miss Rona after Trump tested positive #TrumpHasCovid
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Thinking of when Liz Truss became PM and someone changed her Wikipedia photo to fucking Sonia off Eastenders
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Should Nicola Sturgeon resign? Yes Yes Yes 👇🏽 👇🏽 👇🏽
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UK students waiting for Boris to announce the closure of schools and universities #CobraMeeting #CoronavirusPandemic
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@jk_rowling What a legendary way to quit your job... love that!
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NEW POLICY: young people will now have to pay their grandparents 30 quid a month or Rishi will personally kick their kneecaps in
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🚨 STAY TUNED 🚨
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BREAKING: 340 MPs have no dignity or self respect.
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Because nothing makes you a Brit more than knowing the population of the UK in 1998 🫡🫡🫡🫡
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You’re a fucking idiot then Christine
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Eighteen Prime Ministers throughout my lifetime and I say again that @Keir_Starmer is the worst one of all of them.
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“Now I call for the Leader of the Opposition, Rishi Sunak”
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@SpursIad @PoliticsForAlI @Telegraph not a fucking terrorist though chris
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Same vibes
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The Commons Speaker wig
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Oasis are trending. What else from the '90s should make a comeback?
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Warsaw RIGHT NOW 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇱🏳️‍🌈🇵🇱💪💪 #PolishStonewall #MuremZaMargot
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Kim Jong Un’s sister preparing to take over after he was pronounced brain dead #KIMJONGUNDEAD
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So now we’re holding Starmer responsible for 7,000 dead babies?? These people are not mentally sane are they
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🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer is confronted by a man on the train to Glasgow for not calling for a Gaza ceasefire
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Keir Starmer should NOT resign if Labour loses Hartlepool
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10 months
A council’s job is to make sure the bins are emptied on time and this just screams narcissism
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We in Preston are the first Council in the UK to hold an Extraordinary Council Meeting to pass a Notice of Motion calling for a immediate ceasefire in Gaza 🕊️
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@piersmorgan Imagine the shit Dianne Abbott would get if she was caught breaking lockdown rules... the woman was ripped into for drinking mojito on a train.
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Feeling shit, just want the ministerial resignations counter back
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@PoliticsForAlI @Telegraph Did he test positive again?
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4 years
It’s Boris’ bday today and I would like to share some pictures of the next (Labour) PM. Happy birthday Boris
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He does have a price, it’s £20,000
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Peter Symons#NHSLove❤.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿.
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That's why they hate him
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Happy 34th Birthday to the most amazing singer that’s ever lived Adele ✨✨✨
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@AOC Abolish electoral college.
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So… the guy I had sex today took off the condom mid-sex and didn’t tell me about it, exposing me to HIV. I’m saying this publicly because I don’t know if I should be worried or not, I keep overthinking and I’m still shaky idk.
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As much as I dislike the guy, he founded a business that currently employs 43k people 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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Tim Martin (Wetherspoons boss) will receive a knighthood Is anyone else confused as to why?
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Thinking about this
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@Pawoon_4_Pasta The idolisation of the USSR on this app is just so wrong. The thing is all tankies are like American or British so they have no idea what it’s like living in Eastern Europe now let alone back then.
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Gonna tell my kids this was Nadine Dorries and Steve Baker
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@PoliticsForAlI @FT First give me an actual uni experience
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Why do Americans call them neckties and not just ties?? So strange
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Is this the first picture ever featuring 3 presidents not wearing neckties?
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Me when the #COVID2019 pandemic doesn’t force schools to close even tho an inch of snow does #CloseTheSchools
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He’s Head of State you absolute weapon
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Why? Why does he deserve special access to information?
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Not Kerry blaming Zac’s family for the chants like wtf did they do 💀💀 #BBUK
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@PoliticsForAlI No one will comply with another lockdown
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The kind of Nazis and thugs that are protesting today against BLM #londonprotests #london
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If you think the man who wants to be Britain’s next PM will be against retaliation for the attack on British ships then I’m sorry but you’re stupid as fuck
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"Labour does support this operation against the Houthi rebels." Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer MP adds he wants "the Prime Minister to make a statement as soon as possible." Live updates: 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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This is so funny when you think about how King Charles has done more for the environment than the Greens lmao
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After pledging an affirmation of allegiance to HM The King, I am now British 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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About to become British 🇬🇧🇬🇧✨✨✨
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Poland right now. The tallest building in the country will be lit up like this every single day for the next 6 MONTHS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼 #PolishStonewall #MuremZaMargot
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@PoliticsForAlI Who’s going to tell them lads
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*coughs*
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@HumzaYousaf
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What Thatcher did to mining and industrial communities was not "entrepreneurialism", it was vandalism. Starmer praising Thatcher is an insult to those communities in Scotland, and across the UK, who still bear the scars of her disastrous policies.
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i beg twitter users learn how the crown is funded before they start criticising the monarchy on finances 😭😭😭
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This has aged well 🤡🤡🤡🤡 Lockdown 2 is coming #Covid_19
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I can’t believe I’m saying this but... based Kim Kardashian
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@PoliticsForAlI So when is he crawling back under his rock
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I’ve been a British citizen for 3 days and I’m already on The Archbishop of Banterbury lmao
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Those who say “lockdown 4 incoming” need to learn that more cases no longer equals to more hospitalisations/deaths
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Soho is back
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@piersmorgan @JeffBezos He created Amazon with his parents’ money. No one gets to be a billionaire without exploiting the people at the ‘bottom’.
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@JoeBiden Get off your phone, it’s a debate
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@spectatorindex Israel broke maths
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@PoliticsForAlI People pretending to get angry at him for this but will still vote for him next election
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@spectatorindex They’re Pro-life only until birth
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@spectatorindex A year ago, they also said there was no human to human transmission 🤷‍♂️
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@PoliticsForAlI I find it a bit hypocritical that he wants to lecture us on climate change
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Me after dropping the ‘kind’ from ‘kind regards’ when the author of the email is pissing me the fuck off
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Me trying to figure out what the fuck is Kanye talking about this time #KanyeWest
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@PoliticsForAlI @thetimes Just a reminder that the SNP are in charge of nhs scotland
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@PoliticsForAlI Unless he’s resigning I don’t wanna hear it
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@spectatorindex Only a day after getting owned by a 19 year old LMAOOO
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@trzaskowski_ @AndrzejDuda MÓJ PREZYDENT 🇵🇱🇵🇱💪💪
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@PoliticsForAlI @ObserverUK Unis better give us our money back then
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I got charged £8.50 for this WHAT THE FUCK
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@jeremycorbyn Passive racism in the UK must also be eradicated ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
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The way Starmer set the trap on Boris 😂 silly man fell for it immediately
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@PoliticsForAlI @DeltapollUK I don’t think people know how hereditary monarchy works
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Larry even has his own “Criticism” section on Wikipedia
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Deporting illegal immigrants is neither racist nor authoritarian let’s be for real for a sec 💀
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American society if Kanye West became president #KanyeWest
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Not Yinrun trying to make the emotionally unavailable Jordan cry 💀💀 #BBUK
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The govt plans to spend £1bn on schools in England. That’s literally a drop in the ocean compared to the £7bn the education spending was cut by. Whoop whoop austerity 🙌 #BorisMustGo
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Today’s election is a choice between a democrat and a guy who pardoned a pedo, gave 2bn zlotys to the national television as opposed to investing in ONCOLOGY and ended independent judiciary #wybory2020 #WyboryPrezydenckie2020
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“We charge you with genocide”??? These people are mental
@socialistworker
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"Labour Party you can't hide— We charge you with genocide"— outside Labour MP Emily Thornberry's office in Islington #NoCeasefireNoVote #FreePalestine
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Labour’s been committed to NATO since the day the organisation was formed. If Young Labour don’t like it then they’re in the wrong party 🤷‍♂️
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@PoliticsForAlI anyone remembers when they tried to scare us with the 100k cases a day crap
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@PoliticsForAlI @POLITICOEurope Bold of you to assume she’s a mortal
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IM LITERALLY CRYING
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
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@PoliticsForAlI All crimes are investigated retrospectively 💀💀
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@PoliticsForAlI @guardian Is this enough evidence for the met now …
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