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alexandria
5 months
lambs are all tucked away to wait out the storm
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alexandria
3 months
always forget about this website until it’s being criticized in the news and then I return
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alexandria
10 months
seriously need to quit vaping I’m like 100 years old this is embarrassing
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5 months
4 shots espresso and a cup of yorkshire gold before 10am
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alexandria
4 months
espresso and dogs and ducks and guava kefir
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alexandria
1 year
need to get these floofs sheared asap
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alexandria
5 months
southern california snow
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alexandria
5 months
happy easter my loves!
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1 year
does anyone have recommendations for easy pilates videos online? not typically a pilates girly but my body has been feeling rough and I need to do something
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alexandria
6 months
having a dozen lambs is the cure to the vast majority of mental illnesses probably
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alexandria
1 year
31 today!
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alexandria
1 year
tea and edible time alone in bed is a sacred ritual
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alexandria
1 year
fueled by coffee, raw milk, peanut butter weed cookies, nail polish fumes
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alexandria
1 year
what do people do with their days? truly have absolutely no idea what to do with myself
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alexandria
1 year
alone at the ranch all morning and afternoon
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alexandria
5 months
wieiad as a failed shepherd (another one of my sheep might be pregnant)
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alexandria
1 year
what’s your evening routine? trying to create more structure in my life / spend less time eating sandwiches in bed
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alexandria
5 months
she was indeed pregnant
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alexandria
5 months
wieiad as a failed shepherd (another one of my sheep might be pregnant)
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1 year
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alexandria
1 year
today
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alexandria
1 year
been distracted since 4am yesterday when Penelope had surprise triplets
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alexandria
8 months
say yes to heaven
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alexandria
1 year
simultaneously wired and half-asleep
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1 year
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1 year
weird spacey little day
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alexandria
5 months
espresso in bed featuring the two youngest lambs (hall and oates)
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5 months
espresso raspberries bee pollen
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alexandria
1 year
my husband and I got married 5 years ago today 💘 we ate pastries in the cemetery to celebrate
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alexandria
2 years
when the pandemic hit I quit my job and left the city to hide out in the country and as lovely as that sounds in theory I am now fully agoraphobic and have totally forgotten how to cope with reality
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alexandria
1 year
been scared to open this app because of the limit despite knowing full well there’s absolutely no reason I should ever be reading 600 tweets a day
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1 year
wisteria season
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alexandria
2 years
g morning
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alexandria
1 year
the zinc in these pumpkin seeds is going to change my life I can tell
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alexandria
6 months
not thriving nutrition wise recently but alas
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alexandria
7 months
wieiad girl today just to feel committed to something in this life
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alexandria
1 year
woke up before 6, made my husband breakfast and lunch, fed the cats, dogs and sheep, let out the ducks and chickens then went back to sleep for 4 hours
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alexandria
1 year
plotting, scheming and making sure my husband eats enough protein is all that’s on the agenda today
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1 year
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alexandria
1 year
heatwave haze
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1 year
finally going to clean the cottage today
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alexandria
1 year
drank two coffees with raw milk and maple syrup while I watched the lambs played and procrastinated on mucking out the duck house (it’s going to be a fucking nightmare)
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alexandria
1 year
jasmine for my hair
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alexandria
5 months
rainbow easter sourdough
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alexandria
8 months
my knees have been purple since I was 9 do I try to fix it or just accept it at this point
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1 year
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1 year
I miss this morning
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alexandria
1 year
smashed my phone yesterday so my husband ordered me a refurbished iphone 11 in the “lilac heaven” purple because he can appreciate a Lana reference just as I do
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1 year
Pansy hugging her mom
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alexandria
1 year
keep telling myself that this June will be the month I achieve peak physical health and wellness but we’re four days in and I’m still having coffee and sweets for every meal
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alexandria
5 months
not getting dressed today
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alexandria
1 year
running out of stupid teen shows to watch
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alexandria
11 months
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alexandria
1 year
changed from pajamas into a nightgown into different pajamas
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alexandria
1 year
was unkindly skeptical about chronic lyme but life got its revenge when an infected tick bit me may 2022. thought I’d kicked it (did two 21-day rounds of doxycycline) but found out a few days ago that I very much still have it and it’s causing all sorts of issues
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alexandria
1 year
have a feeling that some sort of anti-inflammatory diet this way comes
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alexandria
9 months
feeling very scrooge mcduck today
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alexandria
1 year
saddling up for a whatever day
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alexandria
1 year
might fuck around and try appreciating the many blessings life has bestowed upon me today
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alexandria
8 months
husband shot down my dinner idea and now my life is ruined
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alexandria
1 year
for my girls
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alexandria
5 months
trimming hooves today and it’s going to be chaos
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alexandria
1 year
frozen bananas blended w raw milk and cinnamon is all I want to consume when it’s over 90 degrees
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alexandria
7 months
I believe one or several of my sheep are accidentally pregnant again but it’s hard to tell because they almost always all look pregnant all the time - (triple espresso w raw milk, maple syrup, cinnamon)
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alexandria
1 year
haven’t had electro shock therapy but I assume it feels a lot like not leaving the house for over a month and then going to a taylor swift show in los angeles
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alexandria
1 year
my husband made me a pb&j before he left the house
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alexandria
1 year
dandelion root tea
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alexandria
8 months
going to stop taking my vyvanse just for fun wish me luck
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1 year
been acting like a ghost haunting my own home since my husband left for his work trip, no concept of time, no reflection in mirrors, can walk through walls etc….
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alexandria
1 year
kinda miss the desperate intense manic energy that fueled me throughout my teens and twenties not really tho
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alexandria
9 months
tis the season for withering on the vine
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alexandria
1 year
fairly disturbed by my personal lack of discipline these days
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alexandria
1 year
btw this is where I’ll be tweeting from until September
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alexandria
2 years
yesterday ☁️
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alexandria
1 year
will the girls help me convince my beautiful perfect angelic friend to finish this virgin suicides painting? so obsessed and excited to see it complete 🥺🥺
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alexandria
1 year
this morning, the calm before the storm ☁️
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alexandria
10 months
obsessed with mush
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1 year
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1 year
lost the new emma cline in my house for weeks and finally found it! so happy
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1 year
last night and this morning. hormones making me feel brain damaged, might need to start a new cycle syncing era
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1 year
I turn 31 on Sunday should I go pet ostriches to celebrate y/n
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alexandria
1 year
snacks and friends
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alexandria
2 years
almonds, half of a sandwich
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1 year
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alexandria
11 months
we’re so back
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1 year
scared to call the pharmacy what if the nice lady doesn’t answer and instead it’s the mean bitter lady? or even worse, what if it’s the boy who works there? aghh
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1 year
the fields are filled with tiny frogs today, was so scared that I’d accidentally step on one
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9 months
wish I’d never watched the love has won doc - I cannot stop thinking about the mother god cult girlies no matter how hard I try
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alexandria
10 months
drinking ginger tea every single day now it’s a rule
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alexandria
11 months
breakfast etc
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alexandria
2 years
yesterday we woke up to these two newborn lambs
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2 years
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1 year
my naturally cheerful demeanor will be the death of me
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alexandria
1 year
having a suspiciously peaceful and pleasant morning
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alexandria
8 months
we’re almost so back just give it a sec
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alexandria
1 year
had a million of these tiny waffles and am awaiting the ominous grimace mcdonald’s shake
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1 year
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alexandria
10 months
8pm on friday night and I’d like nothing more than to wash my face and get in bed
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1 year
did you guys know that grimace is a giant taste bud
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