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if your whole goal is actually just to become a fetish object for a man you really don't need to be trying so hard

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When I say I want to be a tradwife, this is what I mean.

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this exactly what someone named eve fartlow would say

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@eds_smith @xoxogossipgita it makes me feel good to know that however on the nose you make something there is someone stupid enough to misinterpret it

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@polishXcellence the part that gets me the most is that the only cop that did try to get in was the guy whose wife got killed, and that's because for a brief moment he forgot he was a cop and became someone's husband so he was willing to do anything

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@RichardHanania you have reached levels of racism so far beyond the normal person that I cannot even tell what this means

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@briebriejoy are you watching this inside of a fireplace or something what the fuck

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@1littleBIGMOUTH Trying to imagine how any normal person would’ve acted if a white South African asked them a bunch of trivia questions to try to somehow convince them that the apartheid regime was okay

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this could start a dangerous trend of people refusing date those who fundamentally disagree with them on the most important moral issues of the day, scary stuff

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From a friend in Texas — date throws a drink at him after she learns he's Jewish and doesn't pass the "genocide" litmus test

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@ettingermentum your head....let me touch it

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post selfies, that's literally all you gotta do

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@kaiwhiston I remember reading this back in the day and being blown away

"Single Ladies" by Beyonce: A Compositional Analysis - FIX YOUR MIX | Official Blog

Understanding what gives this Beyoncé hit its signature sound.

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@juliaioffe @chrislhayes never a more appropriate moment for this picture

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@khalifa_jnr2 this is gonna totally solve my problem of someone shooting at my door panels with a tommy gun from 20 feet away

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@megantheevalium ahhh well since you've memorized all of the names for parts of human skin I guess you're an expert on literally everything else

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@collnsmith Pretty much all rock music from that era is pretty lame especially in comparison to what was going on in jazz and classical

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8 months

many millennial men are entering the "weird racist uncle who you think may have never experienced happiness" era of their lives and it's gonna be very hard let's try to help them through it. nephews are counting on us

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when I was a kid park rangers were 45yo bachelors who liked being outside, now it’s a never ending they/them sleepaway camp

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@MaggieMaeFish people do better work when they're not being abused by their boss, shocking

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@BLaw *Teleports Behind You* Nothing Personal, Kid

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7 months

just wanna take a moment to thank President Obama for making sure that instead of running this version of Biden against Trump we went with the least charismatic woman in the entire country

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2 years

This interview was pretty wild. I highly doubt Biden voted for Bernie in 2016 but he was one of the few high profile Dems of that time who took Bernie's appeal seriously and sympathized with it

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@SweatieAngle the beta segregation enjoyer vs. the chad noodle slurper

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@VaushV remember when destiny said that you should murder BLM protestors, should be easy to recall, it was 3 months ago

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@BigMeanInternet speak up

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@SweatieAngle I've never seen a woman, uh look good naked

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@pharaoh_ptolemy have you ever seen like an actual adult woman

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@roddreher man who claims to be christian confused by the idea of self sacrifice

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@cushbomb grammatical perfection we love to fucking see it

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@nobody_stop_me Try to get to one year of Catholicism before you start claiming there’s an antipope

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@DonDubert @afraidofwasps congrat to you and the dog, whose that lady in the back?

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@hasanthehun xQc could write capital but marx could never become a twitch affiliate

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@sarahjeong love to imagine someone writing this message on an iPad

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@willmenaker this Palestinian was assaulted on stolen Ohlone land

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@libbycwatson look Mollie, when we got married I wasn't expecting to become so famous and fuckable, we gotta renegotiate

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@Boringstein well unlike her we all had perfect politics as 19 year olds

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@gayest_tone the shirt makes it so much funnier, like pointing to the left field fences and then hitting yourself in the face with the bat

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@MandelaFace you know it's pretty easy to be as incredible as Bach when you can be basically the first guy to fully explore what key changes are

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@newpleroma she started a revolution

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@lmNOTcatholic Let’s die ASAP easily one of the funniest things anyone has ever said

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@bethanyshondark bethany, consider this: felix biederman. read that a couple of times

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@bobo_circus good job sam, maybe next year you'll be copying felix's bits from 2021, gotta keep working on it

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@Dianne4NYC @justinjoboyle @RossBarkan @AlanaSivin just fucking jamming on that "white" button hoping it can get you through

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@saywhatagain one of my college teachers complained about John Cage's 4'33" and I involuntarily groaned so hard he made me explain the piece to him in front of the whole class like I'm the weird one and not him for getting mad about a piece of music from 60 years prior

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@generalslug I like really don't like these people

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@NeilBahadur the greatest white boy to ever do it

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Making a shirt with Taylor Lorenz’s face on it to try to make her slip up and then being unable to adequately answer “what harm does trans people existing cause” when your entire thing is implying that them existing causes harm, masterclass

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"Sounds like you do want to tell people what to do in their house": Taylor Lorenz presses Libs of TikTok creator Chaya Raichik to explain her issue with trans adults.

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@GarbageApe what about the chilling effect this creates for other people that want to do slander and libel?

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@islamphobiacow socialism is when you live in abject poverty

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@tab_delete @TheAtlantic wait, how is the first student mentioned not using reason? his argument is totally sound and you don't even bother to refute it?

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@dburghart I will use tactical "jog away from them" to easily defeat these guys

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@acomplexcollin you have to admit she made the right choice

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me and my heterodox thinkers saw you across the bar and we love your vibe

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lots of people start lots of things everyday, yet they do not get glossy writes ups in the most important English language newspaper in the world. NYT, whats the hotline prison and union publications can call to get the slick spread and puffery treatment??

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@generalslug he served

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@EoinHiggins_ my name's nancy and I'm here to say invading ukraine is not okay

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@Brian_MPLS @ByYourLogic What

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@un_a_valeable @cityafreaks the video of him calling all the incoming freshman and being like "congrats kid, can't wait to start working with you" is like the happiest biden has ever been

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@sfpelosi call your mother and do something useful

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@DLNHLGSN @GarlicCorgi it's the island version of a car with a salvaged title

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@Richard_Vixen mao was right about landlords

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@allahliker a lot of people don't seem to understand that if you want to hurt someone's feelings, which is definitely his goal, you have to make fun of them around something THEY care about, whether or not it's good to care about it

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@ettingermentum if felix would've just stopped posting about Rich Piana we could have had universal health care, but he couldn't so now I have to die of diabetes. thanks for nothing felix loserman

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@willmenaker if 1 out of 20 people in my profession were child rapists I don't think I'd publicize that

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@mikelimtw @benigma2017 @Angry_Staffer where do you expect people participating in asymmetric warfare to stay? the terrorism barracks?

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While you were out dancing, drinking and having premarital sex, I was sitting in a dark room with the curtains drawn, thinking about Climate Change

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@polishXcellence it's genuinely weird to me that it could happen, it's like if the process of becoming a KFC cook made you worse at frying chicken, but time and again cops do this stuff

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@ettingermentum I like to think about him switching his shields in battle

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@TPCarney oh well I'm sure conservative activists will be decent to america's women, they care so much about their health

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@GarlicCorgi there is legitimately nothing bad that could happen if someone sat on it. it doesn't even have water in it

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@missmollymary rupi kaur ass roll out

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@jesuslasupajew you're saying it like it's a bad thing

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@samsanders damn imagine reading investigative journalism couldn't be me

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@steven_luengo11 @marioistluigist @andraydomise sorry about the family plantation

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UPDATE: I have spoken to the first ascensionist who is a lovely person you should not go bother and they are friends and unfortunately for the Will haters out there the story is pretty endearing and makes him seem like a nice guy. I just report the facts.

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hey @whstancil I just gotta know, what did you do to this woman to make her angry enough to name what looks to be a not very good V2 boulder "Fuck Will Stancil"?

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if rick perlstein retweeted me multiple times to make fun of my historical illiteracy I think I'd probably delete my account

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Yeah, what was the UAW thinking in 1963???

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@RaheemKassam @TheEpicDept @Harlan brave of you to call someone else in bitch when you're on twitter complaining about how you're being assaulted by a woman who looks like she weighs a buck twenty MAX

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@Bowsnonk mozart loved to write songs about shitting and farting

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@generalslug most problems people have interacting with dogs in public would be solved by a leash

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@allahliker To crush your stepson, to see him driven before you, to hear the lamentations of his mother

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@AdamFriedland I think you could parlay this into having a threesome with him and Lena if you play your cards right

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@neontaster @CurtisHouck sorry they made fun of your magazine

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