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19 days

Profits are…sinking

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Per Fortune, Twitter's revenue has collapsed by approximately 84% since Elon's takeover.

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Gonna load up my Cybertruck with some lumber

The Surfing CyberSurgeon©️ 🔪 🏄‍♂️🤙 ☮️

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Demonstrating true Cybertruck work. This is a REAL truck! 🇺🇸 $TSLA #SurfRanch

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Kamala Harris’ Veep Search

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The quest for the perfect cracker.

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@Your_Pal_Billy

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NBC News

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9 months

Some of former President Trump’s most fervent supporters are being swindled into investing thousands in “Trump Bucks” that promise riches once cashed in. Instead, they’re receiving memorabilia that no bank will cash.

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9 months

“And Hall of Famer Frank Thomas, who did not die”

Frank Thomas

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9 months

Ladies and Gentlemen I’m very sorry my ex employer Fox would be this irresponsible on National TV this morning. Yes I’m alive and doing well. This blows my mind also.

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2 years

@Dixonoliver23 @spectatorindex What do you expect, he paid $44 billion for something that is dying.

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I love this world

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Lmfao port boy was reviewing a Chicago pizza place and someone rode by on a bike and called him a douche bag

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11 months

It raised a generation of media illiterate lulz morons who think caring about anything is weak

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@jo60034774 @hzjoetv Uhhhh

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2 years

The Ricketts family has destroyed my Cubs fandom so much that I don’t even miss Bryant, Baez and Rizzo. I’m glad they escaped.

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@scott_castaneda @tmorello “Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses”

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Nick Bosa can still be Super Bowl MVP if Mike Pence does the right thing

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I would never show my face in public again if dave portly called me a pervert

Awful Announcing

@awfulannouncing

6 months

Dave Portnoy calls Gregg Doyel ‘pervert’ over Caitlin Clark interaction

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2 years

If you start the Sloppy Steaks sketch at 11:54:48 PM on New Year’s Eve it’ll hit midnight right when he pops the cork on the beach. @ITYSL_memes

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For all the great family vacations you aren’t legally allowed to take with your kids

penny farthing

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I regret to inform you this

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@KatzOnEarth @GwynethPaltrow @BoredApeYC @moonpay Congrats on her purchase of a receipt for clip art

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2 years

If Brandon Johnson can somehow get us out of the parking meter deal he would A.) create a whole new revenue stream for Chicago B.) probably never have to worry about re-election

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3 years

Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley on the next Joe Rogan episode like:

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2 months

It’s extremely funny that Elmo spent $44 billion to be catturd’s personal social media concierge

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@DrFunkhauser It might be a private company but he has investors who like to use bone saws

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*every Chicagoan in unison* The Aragon

bucket hat honeyₜₛ ON TOUR

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6 months

“everyone has their fav venue” okay but everyone also has their ENEMY venue. im talking the fucking trenches. the venue where you walked out after a gig and SWORE you’d never go back (you definitely did go back). the venue that made you question your entire concert-going career

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3 years

@BrianSchlosser @PAAUNOW Wonder how much they paid to hire all those actors and give them different haircuts

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6 years

@DeniseMilosMom @JacobAWohl He’s not gonna pardon you, Jeff

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1 year

Oh my god this photo

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@NLinChicago

1 year

Some neat perspectives of Chicago in Dutch newspaper @volkskrant last week, part of a photo series on urban wildlife by photographer @coreyfishes .

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@RevDJEsq @TinaSfon @MarkLazerus @GovPritzker To be fair, trump is barely a businessman.

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@MBrace777 @MavenNavarro1 “Vote for him no matter what” coming from a Trump voter is hilarious

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@jack @asbhullar It’s not called “How Do You Sleep at Night?”

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@lucifer_jb He didn’t. It’s not alive. Also it was never in danger on Twitter because Twitter is a company, not part of the government.

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@ThisIsKyleR @realDonaldTrump High velocity round about to pop off

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@Animuwrangel Yeah it’s called a fried pork tenderloin sandwich

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Barron Trump going to nyu to study critical gender theory and then become a dj

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We’re flushing all these profits

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1 year

All of them. But also this one

Ben Crew

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1 year

What's your favorite 30 Rock joke?

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6 months

Christ on a cracker

Chicago Sun-Times

@Suntimes

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A former tech salesman from Lake View formed a political action committee to put a binding referendum on the Nov. 5 ballot asking Chicagoans if they want the power to recall the mayor.

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6 months

Ronald Reagan

The Dividend Breeder

@DividendBreeder

6 months

It baffles me that someone who is 60 years old could have nothing (or very little) saved for retirement. What’s the root cause of this problem?

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@RightWingCope

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Wut

BrooksGate

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7 months

the last pitcher to thow an Immaculate Inning for each MLB team

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4 years

@NellyHusz I had a dream where the Catholic Church has to sell all their assets (land, buildings, artwork etc...) to pay victims of clergy abuse. Then the church had to close because no one wanted to be a part of their child molestation racket.

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@Flip__22 @SummerRay @ShemlockJ You fucking dipshit

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@DrFunkhauser No matter what you think, Elon did not buy X for some sort of idealistic reason. He tried to back out of it. His investors definitely didn’t give him money for idealistic reasons. He wants to make a profit and he won’t because he fucking sucks at thin

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10 months

If you’re lgbtq, if your kids are, if your loved ones are, he means to do them harm

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen

@NoLieWithBTC

10 months

Mike Johnson just sent out an email under the official GOP header saying that America is “depraved” because more teenagers are identifing as LGBTQ. “1 in 4 high school students identifies as something other than straight. America is hanging by a thread.”

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They’re so fucking gross

Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody)

@DaveClips

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Dave Rubin asks Taylor Swift to reconsider her endorsement: "Taylor Swift, you are a young pretty girl, do you know what the gang members from Venezuela do to young pretty girls? It ain't pretty!"

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2 years

At this time of year?

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@normcharlatan @ComputerEnjoye1 4 am departure, but they’ll make excellent time

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@KarenVaccinated @P8R1OT_REDUX Are we sharing embarrassing photos?

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7 months

I’m very mad the MLB The Show has lady baseball players. Now if you’ll excuse me, my Cubs team with Babe Ruth and Mike Trout is about to start their game in a stadium built into a mountain.

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@crappy_videos @shannoncoulter @arthur_affect White people dont get charged with domestic terrorism in America

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Just a reminder, when some halfwit MAGA says that abortion should be left up to the states, this is what happens in red states:

Alexis Zotos

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BREAKING: Missouri Secretary of State @JayAshcroftMO has decertified #Amendment3 , the ballot initative that could lift the state's ban on abortions. This comes as the Missouri Supreme Court is set to hear the case for the ballot initative Tuesday morning.

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Been downtown three days in a row now and have been murdered fifteen times. Have seen many others murdered more. There is a three block-long hole on Michigan Ave. sad.

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@north0fnorth Put a filter on it and it’s almost the same

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2 years

This is my friend Midge. Triple vaxxed by Fauci. She can’t stop convulsing like this.

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It’s amazing how Russell Brand gets accused of being a sex predator and his immediate move is to pivot to being a MAGA where they not only accept sex predators but actually celebrate them.

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2 years

@BMcCarthy32 @JibbersMKE @FCardamenis I mean…

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5 years

Can you believe the Yankees traded for Gleyber Torres and didn’t even win a World Series?

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@CatholicLeague The molester protectors are checking in

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This is garbage and you should feel bad. Fuck Lorne Michaels.

Saturday Night Live - SNL

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@dieworkwear No, Jordan is Two Face

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@jsv4 @MiCocina_TexMex Thoughts and prayers to Karen and Todd

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Is there anyone in Chicago that actually wants this?

Chicago Tribune

@chicagotribune

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Get the timeline of road closures for the NASCAR Chicago Street Race, which takes place July 1-2 near the lakefront.

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@jo60034774 @hzjoetv With Joe Pesci as Penguin and Daniel Stern as Scarecrow

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JD Vance seeing this couch

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Happy Ashli Babbitt Should Have Just Complied Day to all who celebrate

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@FearMyPotato666 @wgtc_site Vin probably won’t let the Rock be in it

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2 years

Punisher sticker on a minivan is the most Jefferson park thing ever

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@danghentschel Hey man, whatever you’re into just stay away from the kids

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3 years

When someone finally tells them

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@OptometristDan The best Vine ever

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Goddamn there’s so much out of town stupid here…this will sustain Chicagoans through our cold winter.

Megan McArdle

@asymmetricinfo

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Chicago is a great city in a bad location with a completely untenable fiscal structure. I'd write a column about it if I could figure out anything to say except "Boy, I don't see how this ends well."

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@TheCheapsteaks @Tie_Par_Borean Or a literal body pillow

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@RepGregPence Greg will you pay back your ppp loan

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lol, I got giardiniera oil on my ballot as I was filling it out.

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He thinks Hyde park is bad because that’s where Obama lived. I fucking know it.

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@HappyDan1961 @defnotadino @TheSotaSwede This you?

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@catturd2 TFW you realize your blue check with worthless w/o the celebrities you claim to despise

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@fox32news Tfw you’re not allowed to say “whites only” but it’s what you mean

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Lmfao

Kylie Cheung

@kylietcheung

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compelling argument that we shouldn’t be so quick to dismiss:

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@mattdobra @ewarren We have standard plugs for electrical outlets. Do you have an issue with that?

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The cubs aren’t going to fire David Ross because he’s doing exactly what they want him to do.

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@BackAftaThis @jasonrmcintyre Hey @jasonrmcintyre

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1 year

This is high level of dork-ass shit. Fucking nerds opened a place to trade NFTs

FOX 32 News

@fox32news

1 year

Thomas De Boer, president of the recently-opened Chicago Card Club, said the fact that part of the building he just signed a lease for is now being used to house migrants will kill his business, and cost him in the neighborhood of $100,000.

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1 year

The “Chicago is dying” CHUDs who smell like Axe body spray must be really torn about this one

Block Club Chicago

@BlockClubCHI

1 year

JUST IN: Barstool Sports is moving HQ to Chicago, @crainschicago reports.

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@lucifer_jb Oh right that fucking bullshit

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7 months

We’re coming for fried cheese curds next

Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

7 months

Chicago stole both Simone Biles and Craig Counsell from Wisconsin in a six month stretch.

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3 years

For me, this era of Cubs baseball ended over three years ago when the Ricketts family cried poor and refused to add more talent to the team. And they’ve been treading water ever since with middling signings, dumb trades and lotto tickets.

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11 months

Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate

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@snchalmers79

7 months

Never heard chaya speak…she sounds dumb as fuck. Like legitimately just kind of a dullard.

Ari Drennen

@AriDrennen

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"Sounds like you do want to tell people what to do in their house": Taylor Lorenz presses Libs of TikTok creator Chaya Raichik to explain her issue with trans adults.

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@aletweetsnews Every pro-Trump, #MAGACHUD rally

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@pelhamfall You don’t know what “landlocked” means

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Right now there’s some dude who is vindicated because he told his friends he saw rfk jr dumping a bear cub in central park and no one believed him because it sounds fucking insane.

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@snchalmers79

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Aaron Rodgers knew exactly what he was doing, connecting Kimmel to the Epstein list. Rodgers is balls deep in conspiracy land; he knows who these crackpots are and what they do both on social media and in real life. Pat McAfee is either too dumb to realize or just doesn’t care.

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@rickeatssoup He looks like he’s been potus for 8 years

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I’ve tried to avoid listening to him speak ever, so maybe this is always how he sounds: like a guy who got one line in a sopranos episode and really tried to do it up with the hand gestures.

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@Spratlinger @lucifer_jb MuH fReE sPeEcH

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@snchalmers79

1 year

Our very good pup, Chance, died last night. She was sixteen and lived a very long life. I got her at the beginning of the 2008 baseball season and named her after the last manager to win a World Series for the cubs. A good doggo who loved her people and laying in the garden.

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It sucks that BHC didn’t pass but at least all the renters out there will not see their rent go up for the next few years right?

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@myrhythmbox @RustBowlBallad @loffredojeremy You think this many people are calling for Mets fans to be wiped off the face of the earth? It’s religion.

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@snchalmers79

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Oh wow, everyone on Nextdoor who posts “gunshot or fireworks” and “there’s a black man walking down the street” took a break to visit your hall of mirrors

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