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Dazzling, eccentric, recherché, suave.

Soho & The Barbican
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@smartgiles
Giles Smart
5 months
Urged to by my GP, I applied to receive PIP 4 times, & was rejected every time. I also appealed every time to no avail. Was once asked during this painful process when I expected my cerebral palsy “to get better”. FFS.
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Giles Smart
5 years
When I was 9 my grandparents woke me & my 6 year old brother at 6am saying the Russians had invaded & we had to escape to the coast. They shoved us in a car packed with suitcases. After a tense 5 minutes drive, they yelled “APRIL FOOL” !!!!
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Giles Smart
7 years
Chillingly, this feels much more possible now than it did when I read it in the 80s. Which is scary. #TheHandmaidsTale
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Giles Smart
6 years
At my brother’s. Six year old nephew writing a play in which he stars as “Good King Herald”. Only one line written so far: “I’m going to find that baby and make him die”.
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Giles Smart
6 years
My dad died 9 years ago but I find myself sudddenly missing him more than ever today. Am sure this will pass. Is this a thing though?
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Giles Smart
4 months
Love this photo of Alan & Julie. I wonder what she said to make him laugh so much? Many Happy Returns to Alan Bennett ❤️
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Giles Smart
4 years
My heart breaks for all the theatres & producers who’ve been working hard to bring live theatre back.
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Giles Smart
9 months
I’m so proud to have been Olly’s agent for so long, and am absolutely heartbroken by his death. He was a bright brilliant shining light, an intensely talented writer & a good friend.
@Pwrightsstudio
Playwrights' Studio, Scotland
9 months
We're so sad to hear of the death of playwright Oliver Emanuel. Olly worked across theatre and radio & his work was produced in Scotland, the UK and internationally. He worked with us in many capacities over the past 18 years, including as a mentored playwright and then a mentor.
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Giles Smart
5 years
Theatre designers’ fees haven’t increased at all in 20 years.
@mykola
Myk - 🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 - Here To Help
5 years
Please quote this tweet with a thing that everyone in your field knows and nobody in your industry talks about because it would lead to general chaos.
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Giles Smart
4 years
I don’t think I’d have got through this year without @BBC6Music Thanks to @laurenlaverne @maryannehobbs @shaunwkeaveny @ChrisHawkinsUK @gidcoe
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Giles Smart
5 years
Yesterday Mum & Dad got married 51 years ago. Dad’s now been dead nearly 10 years. I miss him. They look so happy & hopeful here.
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Giles Smart
5 years
At least Anne bloody Widdecombe was beaten by an openly gay Remainer. Proud of Plymouth!
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Giles Smart
6 years
It's been a really sad week and I've decided that, above all else, we should just be kind to each other always.
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Giles Smart
8 months
An obituary of my wonderful friend and client: Oliver Emanuel obituary
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Giles Smart
5 years
@jackp593 What a brilliant Dad you are! I’m also the gay and also the son of a Royal Marine. My Dad responded just as you did.
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Giles Smart
4 years
50.
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Giles Smart
4 years
The news is out! V proud of my brilliant client Alice Birch:
@DEADLINE
Deadline
4 years
Rachel Weisz To Star In & Produce ‘Dead Ringers’ TV Series Reboot In Works At Amazon From ‘Normal People’ Scribe Alice Birch & Annapurna TV
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Giles Smart
6 years
Hello I’m a gay man with a disability. So you will literally have never seen me in a movie.
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Giles Smart
7 years
The Daily Mail actually published these words: While many women reach for nude tights in the colder months to mask skin that hasn't seen the sun for a while, Meghan's mixed race heritage means she has no need to fear the dreaded pasty legs.
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Giles Smart
7 years
My mum: lost a child & a husband, nearly died in childbirth, did a degree in her 50s, caught a bat with her bare hands
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Nick
7 years
Name a bitch badder than Taylor Swift 😍😛😤
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Giles Smart
5 months
@HelenSimmons8 It’s just bonkers! And seemingly really difficult to get so quite who the Tories think they are “cracking down” on, who the fuck knows?
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Giles Smart
4 years
Me aged 20 & that’s a fact
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Giles Smart
4 years
Struggling to sleep again, I find myself vividly missing the theatres I’ve seen plays in over the last 20 years; that inky darkness just before the play begins. I miss @royalcourt @theatre503 @rxtheatre @OrangeTreeThtr @traversetheatre @Hamps_Theatre @NationalTheatre etc
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Giles Smart
6 months
@hoskas I loathed boarding school & my parents couldn’t afford it. My mother used to say with some bitterness that she only worked full time to pay the fees. My mind boggles that they sent me away.
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Giles Smart
7 years
Can't believe that it's ten years since 85 us of set up @UnitedAgents . I'm very proud to be a founding Partner.
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Giles Smart
4 years
Nigella just liked one of my tweets. Nothing else matters.
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Giles Smart
3 years
Sending love to any you without a Dad today.
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Giles Smart
4 years
Watching #themurderofstephenlawrence Isn’t Marianne Jean-Baptiste a brilliant actor?
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Giles Smart
6 years
This is why I’m an agent. It’s a long hard road for anyone who wants to make their living as a writer but I hope I’m there every step of the way, for the bad times as well as the good. And it means everything when I can celebrate my clients’ successes with them:
@bolaagbaje
Bola Agbaje
6 years
In 2017 I wrote a drama pilot script, poured my heart& soul into it. This 1 script got me commissions after commissions... opened doors and eyes. This week I was bombarded with good news. It’s not the end till it’s the end so don’t wanna overshare but I’m happy and God is real
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Giles Smart
3 years
I’d give anything to hear my Dad’s voice again.
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Giles Smart
2 years
@lickedspoon Oh my god that’s do sad & beautiful at the same time xx
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Giles Smart
7 years
Isn't "political correctness" just good manners? Astonishing how much certain people are threatened by it.
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Giles Smart
3 years
He’s been helping with the filing, doing a few deals.
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Giles Smart
8 years
Emma mentioning EastEnders in #TheArchers may cause a breach in the space time continuum.
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Giles Smart
7 years
I'm so thrilled for, and proud of, Alice Birch: Alice Birch Wins 2018 Blackburn Prize for ‘Anatomy of a Suicide’
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Giles Smart
5 years
Happy Birthday to me
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Giles Smart
5 years
An Uber driver just refused to drop me where I needed to be dropped. Had to explain I am disabled. Suddenly my humiliation & tiredness at having to explain spilled into rage. And I swore at him. Now hate myself.
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Giles Smart
4 years
Mum rings to tell me she’s had a headache for two days. Me: You’re probably dehydrated. I’ve never ever seen you drink a glass of water. Mum (defensively): I’ve got a gin & tonic on the go RIGHT NOW.
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Giles Smart
6 months
I’m delighted that my client Olly Emanuel was honoured in this way at the BBC Audio Drama Awards.
@UnitedAgents
United Agents
6 months
We are proud to announce that our wonderful client, the late Oliver Emanuel, was posthumously awarded the Outstanding Contribution to Radio Drama Award at the #AudioDramaAwards in honour of his many excellent radio plays! ⭐️ #AudioDramaAwards
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Giles Smart
7 years
Freddie dealing drugs is like the Boden version of Breaking Bad #thearchers
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Giles Smart
3 years
Mum, 74, about to go out for the night. I told her she scrubs up well.
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Giles Smart
5 years
My nephew has been raiding Mum’s wardrobe....
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Giles Smart
3 years
My true pal
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Giles Smart
4 years
I know it’s silly to be sentimental about shops but I’m sad that the Habitat on TCR is to close.
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Giles Smart
4 years
When I came out to my Dad (a Royal Marine Commando) at the age of 33 he was fine but he told me he’d never met a homosexual before. #NationalComingOutDay
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Giles Smart
6 years
Why the hell can't Meghan's mum walk her down the aisle?!
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Giles Smart
3 years
My Dad died 12 years ago today. If he’d lived, he’d be 76. I miss him more than ever.
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Giles Smart
5 years
Always loved Tony Slattery. His honesty here is inspiring.
@guardianculture
Guardian culture
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Tony Slattery: ‘I had a very happy time until I went slightly barmy’
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Giles Smart
4 years
Sending love to anyone missing their Dad today. #deaddadsclub
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Giles Smart
7 years
Thrilled & proud that my client Alice Birch is a Susan Smith Blackburn finalist for her astonishing play, Anatomy Of A Suicide.
@NewYorkTheater
New York Theater
7 years
Susan Smith Blackburn finalists for 2018, the oldest and largest prize awarded to women playwrights writing in the English language
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Giles Smart
3 years
Do we all have days when we doubt ourselves?
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Giles Smart
6 years
I always forget to lose the bloody stick for the photo! #BAFTATV
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Giles Smart
6 years
Twitter gets a bad rap but I find it an incredibly supportive community. Thanks to friends and strangers for their kindness & wisdom today.
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Giles Smart
4 years
Made dinner from scratch and it was disgusting.
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Giles Smart
5 months
@catebiggs91 I did appeal every time…
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Giles Smart
4 years
Everything is awful I know but my mum rings to tell me I have won £25 from the Premium Bonds.
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Giles Smart
3 years
Father’s Day when you no longer have a Father is actually rather exhausting I find.
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Giles Smart
5 years
When will this stupid pub storyline ever end? #thearchers
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Giles Smart
6 years
People who say “living my best life” make me feel murderous.
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Giles Smart
5 years
My lovely Dad. Graham Smart: 23rd June 1945 - 18th June 2009.
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Giles Smart
4 years
@Dempster2000 Went on a blind date. He looked me up & down and then said, musingly, “it’s not impossible”.
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Giles Smart
2 years
I’ve finally got the Covid. That’ll teach me to wonder if I was naturally immune.
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Giles Smart
4 years
I feel deeply confused about everything.
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Giles Smart
4 years
So incredibly proud of my brilliant client Alice Birch for her Emmy nomination for Episode 3 of NORMAL PEOPLE @ElementPictures @hulu #proudagent #Emmys2020 #Emmynominated
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Giles Smart
5 months
@elainemh346 I think the process is entirely weighted against the applicant and is run by people who don’t understand disability. Why else would they ask if my CP would “get better”? It never will.
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Giles Smart
5 years
Off to #BAFTATV
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Giles Smart
5 years
@claireperrymp @MarkFieldUK What a terrible tweet
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Giles Smart
7 years
Call me a miserable old git, but I feel very ambiguous about NYE. I'm staying in with gin & a good book. But send love.
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Giles Smart
7 years
Tried to have a serious chat with my Mum about my life but she was 3 glasses of wine down and just said "Fuck it, Giles"
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Giles Smart
2 years
She is despicable: British minister accused of trying to hide reports on impact of Tory welfare reforms
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Giles Smart
3 years
Anita Dobson has been outstanding in #TheLongCall She’s so underrated.
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Giles Smart
4 years
I was born 9 weeks early in 1971 & weighed less than 2 pounds. My mother thought she had bad indigestion: she’d eaten duck a l’orange the night before. It was the 70s... Was deaf in one ear, had a squint in both eyes & was diagnosed with cerebral palsy. #WorldPrematurityDay2020
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Giles Smart
7 years
Off to see my mum, who went I came out to her just said that "it would make her more interesting at parties".
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Giles Smart
6 years
So proud of my ace client Alice & her stunning play:
@UnitedAgents
United Agents
6 years
A huge congratulations to Alice Birch, #AnatomyOfASuicide is shortlisted for the James Tait Black drama prize! Winner to be announced at @edfringe .
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Giles Smart
4 years
What a rough old year! Solidarity, admiration & thanks to all my clients for keeping going & working so hard. And thanks to all the producers we work with too.
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Giles Smart
5 years
Full on Father’s Day marketing is actually a bit much when your Dad is dead and much missed, I begin to realise.
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Giles Smart
6 years
Faintly shocked that I’m 48 today. But having a couple of days off work to generally ponce about.
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Giles Smart
4 years
I was a bit sad yesterday and then found out that @NealsYardDairy send cheese in the post.
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Giles Smart
4 years
Eating chocolate buttons for breakfast.
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Giles Smart
6 years
Last day in the office until 7th January. I feel mildly hysterical.
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Giles Smart
6 years
Flippin fantastic news
@rudemrlang
Paul Lang
6 years
FRENCH AND SAUNDERS SERIES 1-6 ON UK NETFLIX FROM SATURDAY!!!!! Jean’s Easter joy! 🐣
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Giles Smart
7 years
Incredibly proud of my wonderful client Alice Birch for winning Best Screenplay at #BIFA2017 @BIFA_film @LadyMacbethFilm
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Giles Smart
3 years
New passport photo. More chins, less hair. But now I’m 50, I can really see my much missed Dad in my face. Which is comforting.
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Giles Smart
2 years
Me & my pal
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Giles Smart
6 years
Read some new work for TV by my very first client yesterday that was hair-raisingly excellent. All I’m going to say is that @timcrouch1964 is going to take everyone by surprise next year.
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Giles Smart
4 years
I live in what used to be called a bedsit in times of yore. My neighbour and I are going to have afternoon tea on our balconies later. Hooray!
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Giles Smart
5 years
Am so tired I stumbled into Selfridges this evening after work and decided to buy a SMALL POT of SALAD in their food hall and it cost me £14 and now I hate myself.
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Giles Smart
4 years
I just ordered some Espresso Martinis to be delivered 😬
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Giles Smart
2 years
My Mum got married again 5 years ago at the age of 70. They look so happy here bless them. (She’s taller than her husband!)
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Giles Smart
8 months
If you were a teenager in the 80s and struggling to accept your authentic self - as I was - then All Of Us Strangers will feel heartbreakingly powerful. Even more so if you’ve lost a parent. What a film!
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Giles Smart
5 years
Just saw Don’t Look Now @BFI . God how I love that film?! So beautiful, sad & mysterious. Sometimes I think Julie Christie is the best British film star of all time. Her connection with the camera feels effortless but intense.
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Giles Smart
5 years
Happy 93rd Birthday to the incomparable June Brown! Why hasn’t she been made a Dame yet?!
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Giles Smart
5 years
Finished a deal today that I started negotiating in January.
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Giles Smart
7 years
Love from a disabled gay man. Embrace difference! It makes life all the richer.
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Giles Smart
5 years
My Mum. 72 years old and doing some cliff top walk in Cornwall today. Love her.
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Giles Smart
4 years
Is this a way of ending the furlough scheme? If so, it seems both irresponsible & heartless. There’s going to be a second wave of infection isn’t there?
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Giles Smart
4 years
It may not be all men, but it’s always men.
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Giles Smart
3 years
Only just remembered it would have been Mum & Dad’s 53rd wedding anniversary today. I love how happy & hopeful that looked on the day.
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Giles Smart
4 years
My lovely Dad. 23rd June - 18th June 2009.
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