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Paul Lang

@rudemrlang

5 years

Just catching up on my mags.

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Paul Lang

@rudemrlang

5 years

Five years on an I still wonder if the guy who took us to view a flat, forgot the keys, described it to us while we all stared at the locked front door, THEN said “So, do you think you’re going to be making an offer?” is still working as a letting agent.

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2 years

My world was rocked this week when I learned that Pete and Sophie Gogglebox are CHUCKLES.

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6 years

Best arrival since Maleficent at the christening. #royalwedding

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2 years

Don’t forget to leave a little bowl of rosé out on your doorstep for any passing gays who might be thirsty in this heat.

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2 months

I’m at Pride and there’s a gay elder (26) telling his friends what Topshop at Oxford Circus used to be like.

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4 years

"Our principle is to trust the British public to use their common sense.”

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1 year

This whole thing about singing along during musicals really does demonstrate that there’s a significant group of people who strongly believe they should be able to do exactly what they want, wherever they go - especially if they’ve paid to be there.

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4 years

To save you clicking - all she did to pay off a £225,000 mortgage on a £25,000 wage was to have wealthy parents who let her live with them for free and also bought her several houses to rent out then sell. Easy!

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2 years

Always hoot at the notion Harry shouldn’t make tv shows as it’s disrespectful to his late mother, because if I’m certain of one thing it’s this - if she was around now she would currently be in training for Dancing On Ice.

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Paul Lang

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7 years

She's on glue.

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3 years

THE INTERVIEW ABSOLUTELY NOBODY WILL BE TALKING ABOUT - 11 PAGE SPECIAL INSIDE!

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6 years

When your boyfriend can’t sing but it’s too early in the relationship to tell him. #eurovision #esp

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1 year

The “big change” is that it is starting at 7.15 instead of 7.

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6 years

Love that Chelsea has turned up in BLACK. Hoping to see her marching up the aisle, drunk, mascara running down her face, carrying a bouquet of dead flowers, belting out It Should Have Been Me, just after midday.

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Paul Lang

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3 years

Amazing.

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Paul Lang

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2 months

Love that within 2 mins of the human race being resurrected from Sutekh’s dust of death, Domino’s had their staff straight back to the ovens. #DoctorWho

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2 months

I think this story says less about the popularity of Girls Aloud and more about the absolute racket that is concert ticket pricing in 2024.

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3 years

I love when someone has a Twitter name like “Tits McGee” and they complain about their mobile phone or something, then the earnest customer services rep replies “Oh gosh, Tits, we’re really sorry to hear that”.

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8 years

Weird - I distinctly remember just one question with two options, neither of which were "change the way our country works forever"

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4 years

There aren’t many stars who could do the double of Vogue and Woman in the same week.

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7 years

I think I speak for the nation when I say there is only ONE WOMAN we definitely want to see going into the Big Brother house. #cbb

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4 years

Galaxy brain Dan Wooton makes his argument for why people should be returning to their offices.

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7 months

I feel like I’m going insane with all these people talking about Sophie Ellis-Bextor as if she was all but forgotten.

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Paul Lang

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6 years

Poor Dale Winton. I’ll never forget Paul O’Grady’s joke when Dale was due to “marry” Nell McAndrew for a TV show. “Dale getting married, have you ever heard anything so ridiculous? I mean, how's Dale Winton gonna get a fanny up his arse?”

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2 years

@imshanereaction It is just FASCINATING to see how many smart alecs are lining up to tell you why they think you can’t possibly be right without having done any research themselves.

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2 years

CHUCKLES!!!

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2 years

Just shut down journalism now, the ultimate story has been written.

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6 months

So many things that companies do “nowadays” to make it clear they have nothing but contempt for their customers, but Sainsbury’s making us scan our own shopping then use the receipt to open a security barrier has got to be one of the most rage-inducing examples.

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2 months

Love that Bonnie is now the big gun they bring out for season finales. #DoctorWho

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2 months

“That’s what was on last night! Sutekh!” Anyone who’s not watching Cyndi Lauper on The One Show telling Bonnie Langford that she sat and watched Pyramids of Mars yesterday needs to get to iPlayer RIGHT NOW. #DoctorWho

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4 years

Please, I beg you, the font is Frutiger 77 Black Condensed. At least make your very unfunny versions look right.

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Paul Lang

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6 years

Next year she should do it in a SOLID GOLD HAT.

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Queen's speech in front of lavish gold piano blasted for being 'out of touch'

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7 years

HERE IT IS! My favourite magazine cover of the year - the @thatslifeuk Christmas bumper issue. “Mistletoe & SWINE” is an instant classic coverline. Will definitely be buying a copy of this today.

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4 years

It’s so funny that Schafernaker changes into a rustic look for the Countryfile weather.

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3 years

“My son can’t be gay. He’s obsessed with women.” The women: #srb #Eurovision

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3 years

Happy 10th anniversary to Beatrice and Eugenie’s hats!

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2 years

Been watching new (“new”!) #DoctorWho from the start and just noticed after all these years that Pete saves Rose exactly the same way she saved him.

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9 years

Favourite thing today: International names for Snap, Crackle and Pop. http://t.co/zDSj0In0Wa

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6 years

I’m sorry but gays deserve a better sandwich than this.

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6 years

We're celebrating Pride by giving our Rainbow Roasted Vegetable Sandwich an extra twist, with our limited edition rainbow packaging. Available in store now 🏳️‍🌈

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4 years

I mean the jokes just write themselves, don’t they?

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4 years

One of the loveliest touches in #ItsASin was that they showed Colin being happy at his new job.

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6 years

I don’t want to worry anyone but that is definitely a second David Tennant entering the room behind Peter Capaldi.

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10 years

Great ad from Lidl, absolutely destroying the new "price-match" offer at Morrissons. http://t.co/HC6PP4qHLm

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8 years

One unintended consequence of #brexit has been the shocking rise in multi-tweet rants. (1/37)

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Paul Lang

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6 months

Yes, that was the exact quote.

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Paul Lang

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8 months

Fucking hell Anneka, that is SAVAGE.

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3 years

Why is ordering drinks at the bar again being sold as a cause for celebration? Would happily never stand at a bar being ignored/elbowed out of the way ever again!

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Paul Lang

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4 years

Senior Tories can get fucked. I’ve never worked as hard (from home) as I have these last six months. The only people who seem to have done absolute bugger all in this pandemic are senior Tories.

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Paul Lang

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2 years

This was a very funny moment in #EastEnders tonight.

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Paul Lang

@rudemrlang

6 years

Twitter, at FIFA’s request, are suspending the accounts of people who tweet clips of the World Cup. Not deleting the tweets, the whole accounts. They should spend a bit more time banning racists, homophobes and misogynists, who get to operate with impunity.

Ken Wynn 🇬🇧 🇳🇱 🏳️‍🌈 🧑‍🤝‍🧑🐱🐱🐶🚲

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6 years

Still @Twitter has not reactivated @gpb1979 account why? And why no response to my many queries so far?

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1 year

This story ascends to a whole new level of camp when you know the landlady was Gina G.

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4 years

‘She goes to another school, you wouldn’t know her’

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Paul Lang

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9 months

The audacity of Doctor Who casting this man in a VOICE ONLY role.

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8 months

This SCREAMS of the actions of a company where the people working there all call it WHS but nobody else in the world does.

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What an absolutely dogshit rebrand.

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6 years

It’s all very well for Emma to be asking Roxanne what lessons SHE is going to learn from this awful situation, but she’s not saying much about what Channel 5 and Big Brother need to learn from it, because they don’t come out of this with much to be proud of either.

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4 years

There’s a load of Victoria Wood on BBC2 now, if any young gays want to know why us old gays talk the way we do.

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1 year

Can’t believe Paul O’Grady is gone, what a loss. I posted my favourite joke of his when Dale Winton died, so here it is again.

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7 years

Facial expression of the night so far. #BBCElection

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2 years

Doctor Who Adventures magazine isn’t around any more but WHAT IF IT WAS? Made a little #PowerOfTheDoctor retro cover as my farewell tribute to the brilliant Jodie Whittaker. #DoctorWho

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Paul Lang

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7 years

First problem Doctor Who has encountered as a woman is finding out all of her clothes now come without pockets.

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1 year

#padampadam

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4 years

I don’t think Cummings and Johnson have any concept of how FURIOUS people who have been making these incredible sacrifices for months now will be about this. This isn’t just going to be a Twitter thing.

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4 years

We all know how important that is, don’t we Lorraine? #DragRaceUK

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2 years

I don't care what anyone says, the #DoctorWho announcement of Ncuti Gatwa today was absolutely flawless. No dull teasing of a far-off broadcast – just a fun clue for everyone to work out and then BAM! Announcement! Red carpet! THAT outfit! So exciting!

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Paul Lang

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6 years

Still think this gif sums up the gay experience better than anything in all of art and culture.

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Paul Lang

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4 years

Just make the fucking Twirls or don’t make them and let us live our lives in peace.

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5 months

The Co-op’s sponsorship of #Corrie is coming to an end after six years, which means not only the closure of the Weatherfield branch, but presumably also the removal of the bag for life that has hung unused on Fiz and Tyrone’s back door for all that time.

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4 years

I’m finding the nation’s grim determination to enjoy the exact Christmas they would usually expect to have really stressful.

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6 years

Amazing that they were able to get them all together for this picture!

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7 years

"Well, there we are." #BBCElection

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7 years

The WHOLE of Fanny Cradock Cooks For Christmas has just been added to iPlayer. If you’ve never seen it before, watch it NOW. It is astonishing.

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@rudemrlang

5 years

Can’t quite believe that they have sent a “get fucked” email to each and every one of the FIVE MILLION people who signed that petition. All the talk of healing the divide and bringing the country back together is just another big, fat lie to add to all the others.

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1 year

Pop Base

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1 year

Twitter was founded 17 years ago today. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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2 years

Hello to the #DoctorWho Official Anniversary Annual 2023, written and designed by me, and out on September 1!

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@rudemrlang

4 years

It’s such a well-known fact that Gina G used to be my landlady that someone from the BBC got in touch with me to ask if I had her contact details because there were monies due to her for this repeat. #eurovision #ComeTogether

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6 years

This is the cover for the Doctor Who Annual 2019, written by me and published by BBC Books on 1st November. Just WAIT until you see what’s on pages 52-53 – you might actually fall over with excitement. #doctorwho

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1 year

How often are you doing it??

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3 years

Who’s the most unexpected person you’ve ever sat next to (or near) at the theatre? I think mine is Norma Major at The Book of Mormon.

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3 years

I’ve been quite moved by all the letters from Stephen Sondheim that have been shared since his death, but it got me thinking what kind of legacy my own correspondence will leave.

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6 years

@RussellHayward VERY ‘ARSH!

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2 years

@alasdaaldor Well I can’t know everything, can I? My head is quite full of other nonsense!

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6 years

My hobbies include googling pictures from am-dram productions of ’Allo ’Allo.

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2 years

Hooting at this Sunday Times survey that suggests “business decision makers” think they alone are more productive when working at home.

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6 years

This is all very “EastEnders producers feel the character of Theresa May has run its course, so she will be thrown off the roof of the Queen Vic on Christmas Day”.

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10 months

First time since 1987 that any ordinary punter can sit down to watch Time and the Rani, what a day! #doctorwho

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@rudemrlang

5 years

Everything is awful, but at least we still have the Stars In Their Eyes version of Do They Know It’s Christmas. I GUARANTEE you will absolutely lose it no later than “Elton John” and “Tina Turner”.

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3 years

hashtag be kind

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7 years

Hope the #DoctorWho reveal is EVERYONE who’s been linked to it, running towards the TARDIS key. First one to grab it gets the part.

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8 years

Oh yes, set ourselves free from dictatorial Brussels and stick to having our fate decided by Rupert Fucking Murdoch.

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5 years

I only saw that one with him but he took @theguyliner to quite a few others and he had strong Gill from The Simpsons energy throughout.

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4 years

Pro tip for anyone who is bloody roasting tonight - running cold water on the pulse points of your wrists for a couple of minutes will bring your core temperature down. (Learned that one when I was having cancer treatment and permanently hot).

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2 years

To everyone asking, yes, I firmly believe that it says Pete and Sophie Chuckle-Gogglebox on their birth certificates.

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3 years

Only #DoctorWho fans could convince themselves their show is on the brink of cancellation mere weeks after a massive deal to continue it for many years to come was announced.

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6 years

It’s December 1st, so I’m treating myself to the year’s first viewing of Stars In Their Eyes doing Do They Know It’s Christmas from 1992. I guarantee you’ll be HYSTERICAL with laughter by the time “Elton John” and “Tina Turner” come on.

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18 days

There’s an old Blankety Blank on BBC4 and all the celebs are absolutely hammered.

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3 years

Of course Barry Humphries has done that joke before, and it was just as funny.

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5 years

Then there was the one who kept taking us to see places in Earl’s Court, even though we’d been very specific about wanting to be in Shepherd’s Bush. “So, this one is definitely Shepherd’s Bush?” “Oh, yes!” “Then how come I can see Earl’s Court Exhibition Centre out the window?”

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