Slumzog J GoyimExploder (mRNA) @slumzog Twitter profile

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Slumzog J GoyimExploder (mRNA)

@slumzog

6 months

*me as a teenager* “kinda crazy Jesus, the Son of God, only had twelve homies to depend on.” *Me as a 30 year old* “This man had twelve dudes down to roll through and hang out any day of the week. He is truly the King of Kings.”

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@slumzog

6 months

*taps the sign*

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@slumzog

5 months

She’s not going to pay for a business license and she’s not going to pay for the ticket either. She’s also not going to get a drivers license or health insurance and isn’t going to pay her ER visit bill. They exist completely in defiance of our entire system. Hope this helps.

Street Vendor Project

@VendorPower

5 months

And they wonder why NYC's poverty rates just keep increasing That's a $1,000 ticket. For selling fresh cut fruit. That costs $5/cup. She needs access to business licensing, not a summons from the #NYPD . Street vending is not a crime! We need #StreetVendorReform now

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@slumzog

1 year

Here we go again

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@slumzog

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@slumzog

6 months

The most staunchly right wing women online are only right wing in that they’re recoiling from the world women have voted in (serial felons punching women in the face in Girl Mecca: NYC) but you peel back that veneer and you’ll find a bedrock foundation of women’s lib underneath.

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@slumzog

6 months

@claireternal This is really this is really the most important part of the data 😂

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@slumzog

3 years

Buddy just had to take an arrestee to a local hospital (he is LEO) said that when they got there ER is completely empty. Head nurse running around in tears, trying to get nurses from UCLA to come work there to no avail. They fired all their nurses this week. It’s happening.

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Slumzog J GoyimExploder (mRNA)

@slumzog

6 months

Periodic reminder that this is the person calling you a weird freak chud on the internet

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@slumzog

1 year

Men marry similarly educated women because those are the women they’re surrounded by you dingus. If the PhD guy was surrounded by hot high school educated waitresses at his research lab then that’s who he’d date and inevitably marry.

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@slumzog

3 years

If I get doxxed I would just tell my boss “yeah that’s not me.” What are they going to say? “They’re clearly using your photos and describing your life of course it’s you.” “Yeah must be stalker that’s super weird tho but it’s not me posting that sorry can you prove it is?”

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@slumzog

3 years

My boy is sitting on my wife at dinner table, she is teasing him “you want to drink boobie milk?” making as if to breastfeed him. He slaps her on the top of her resplendent pregnancy breasts and says loudly “MILK TRUCK!” beaming at me. I can’t stand how made up this sounds.

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@slumzog

6 months

“Well actually the cannibal rape tribe of the ‘no access to potable water’ jungle has a word for a ‘third gender’ which, in their language, translates loosely to ‘failed man/gay weirdo,’ so that means that you have to let me shit in the women’s bathroom.”

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@slumzog

4 months

This is literally the kind of chutzpah your average cyclist is pedaling around with every day; he doesn’t even expect a giant aggressive wild animal to fail to yield to him and his gay little bike

Clown World ™ 🤡

@ClownWorld_

4 months

Raging Bull Charges Cyclist in California

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@slumzog

5 months

This scene in good will hunting except it’s me telling Lauren Southern or Radfem Hitler “we’re not your ex-husband” over and over until they break down and cry tears of relief.

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@slumzog

3 years

Update: wife has left hose on overnight 3rd time in a month

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@slumzog

16 days

>drive home from work >want to pick up food >wife tells me to come home she made dinner >ask her if it’s guychow or foidslop >doesn’t understand >text her intricate chart on the differences between guychow and foidslop >she says “idk just come home” >get home >its foidslop

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@slumzog

6 months

“Awww does someone not like it when the ethnic makeup of their neighborhood changes and local culture follows along with it? You gonna cry??”

🍉🌈𝔸𝕫𝕫𝕪🌈🍉

@ThatRabidDog

6 months

What do you MEAN white people are moving to Mexico and trying to BAN mariachi and closing restaurants cus it's a "noise" complaint :(

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@slumzog

2 months

Joe Biden: I’m dead I’m dead ass not dropping out of the race nigga

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@slumzog

6 months

@DiabolicalSpuds Someone post the video of that one leftist getting stabbed to death in front of his girlfriend by a homeless person just walking by

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@slumzog

1 month

@musicofleo What’s your opinion on digging wells in Africa?

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@slumzog

8 months

My son came home from a second hand store with this Spider-Man toy with a very funny factory defect so I fixed it best I could. Wonder how this got past quality control! 😂

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Slumzog J GoyimExploder (mRNA)

@slumzog

5 months

Italians love being like “oh ma god dude how can you eat pasta sauce out of a jar! You rube! You philistine!” Like sorry the rest of us don’t have 7 chronically underemployed family members sitting around at home peeling garlic and squashing tomatoes with our feet or whatever!

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Slumzog J GoyimExploder (mRNA)

@slumzog

9 months

POV: you caught me sneaking into the aella birthday gangbang

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@slumzog

6 months

The only true “right wing woman” is my wife who doesn’t know who RFH is, doesn’t know what Roe v Wade is, doesn’t know who Tim Pool is, and doesn’t even know the difference between “right wing” and “left wing” but has been voting the way I’ve told her to since we were 22.

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@slumzog

2 months

An entire British paki rape gang

internet hall of fame

@InternetH0F

2 months

in what situation would a kid need this

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@slumzog

5 months

Nothing makes leftgroids more frothing mad than the mere implication that guys like this don’t actually commit any crimes. It’s like telling a kid Santa isn’t real they just can not fathom how white frat boys are completely absent from all available criminal justice data.

ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎ɐ͎ɯ͎

@leamaric

5 months

Liberal white women will look you straight in the eyes and tell you that these guys are the biggest threat to their safety.

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@slumzog

2 months

@rawmilkhoney Honey you could lay down in the gutter covered and trash and in 30 minutes a guy would walk up and ask if you needed help that’s pretty easy

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@slumzog

5 months

This is what’s so hilarious about this whole “RW woman” walkout. You have two options: The party that will bail out a career criminal for roundhouse kicking you on the subway irl and the party that has ppl *strictly online* that are a little mean in your comments.

_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_

@st_louis_stan

5 months

On the left white women are called "breeding people," told they, their children, their ancestors are guilty of unforgivable racism, and instructed to let their daughters share locker rooms with perverted men, and this is OK, but RW troll rhetoric about women's voting is verboten

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Slumzog J GoyimExploder (mRNA)

@slumzog

6 months

Every single woman on “radfem” twitter is here because they got loserwidowed (when a chronic masturbator guy who changes his socks once a week dumps them/cheats) so hard they literally can’t recover from it and they make it their entire personality. I WISH they were allergic.

Inez Stepman ⚪️🔴⚪️

@InezFeltscher

6 months

It's because women are allergic, above all else, to loser vibes, and seething with rage about women being women has those

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Slumzog J GoyimExploder (mRNA)

@slumzog

9 months

“Uhhh… uhhmm… covid was like 9 years ago! Can you just forget that time where we all lost our minds and move on? Can you just forget when we said you should be fired for not taking a vaccine that doesn’t work? Just, like, move on. It’s over. Move on to the next thing, please.”

Rick Painslave

@bartsimsonreal

9 months

WE WISH YOU A FAUCI SCIENCE WE WISH YOU A FAUCI SCIENCE

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@slumzog

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lita

@litaforner

6 months

if you get offended by this as a man, you need to realize that most men are not that good at sex. women don't date you for the sex

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@slumzog

1 month

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree on how this movie wasn’t so much about class divide as it was about how poor people suck and are almost always the architects of their own demise?

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@slumzog

2 months

I would have thought after the third election year manufactured negro shooting incident in a row you would learned to ignore these as disingenuous race bait black female voter fuel but I guess you’re just retarded.

Martyr Made

@martyrmade

2 months

I forget sometimes what a bunch of bootlicking pussies some of you are. For every campus commie crying over George Floyd’s overdose, there’s one of you who’d lick the undigested corn out of a cops’ ass without even being asked.

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@slumzog

3 months

The reason I’m so incensed by that destiny cuckold is because I lead a life that’s virtually indistinguishable from the man who was killed. So in a way this f @66ot is celebrating my death, and I’ve never hurt anyone in my life. And he likely mourned George Floyd, who hurt many.

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@slumzog

3 months

“I will now delete half of all life in the universe at random.” “Wait, Thanos, wouldn’t it make more sense to eradicate populations that don’t limit their growth and are more likely to unbalance the universe again?” “Whoa, NOT COOL, Tony. Somebody get this RACIST outta here.”

Harry Bergeron

@Tysenberg

3 months

Thanos was a Lib. Even their villains don’t discriminate. Half the life in the universe, no criteria

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@slumzog

3 years

@GuRuth Do people really believe this?

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@slumzog

3 years

I live in California where the ER is basically urgent care for Mexicans. The idea of an ER literally not taking anyone is mind boggling. My wife is supposed to deliver there next month. This is it.

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@slumzog

10 months

“Bad” Billy Pratt

@KILLTOPARTY

10 months

Women only understand sex in terms of the mechanical—this is why female attraction favors optimal body types (tall, big dick) Women lack the ability to understand nuance and sexual chemistry

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@slumzog

8 days

My girl says things like this to cope with the way her life has gone and how she was treated because the alternative, realizing that she was uniquely hated and mistreated, is far too terrifying to her ego. She NEEDS all men to hate all women, otherwise some men just hated her.

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@slumzog

3 months

Average irl libtard:

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@slumzog

6 months

There are a lot of really cool girls here but 99% of them are temporarily embarassed feminists who want to dial criminal justife reform back to pre-2011 levels while retaining every gain made in women’s lib over the past three decades.

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@slumzog

3 years

Oh I’m “fired” because I didn’t take the “vagcine?” How about I have a “gun.”

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@slumzog

3 months

This is a photo of a man who was completely deaf in his right ear and so for 50 years of marriage listened to his wife yap at him exclusively from the left side of his face. This is how stress physically ages you.

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Slumzog J GoyimExploder (mRNA)

@slumzog

9 months

POV: you just gave a black multi-felon the minimum sentence for a new felony.

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@slumzog

5 months

“Of course that's your contention. You're a first year dieter. You just got finished being a ketard, snake juice diet probably, you’re gonna be convinced of that until next month when you get to liver king, then you’re gonna be talking about how sugar is poison until next year-“

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@slumzog

9 months

Wow you really captured the energy of this photo in a way I didn’t think was possible

mrs papaw

@mrsballs69

9 months

The way men are obsessed with Sydney Sweeney is comical. Y’all see any blonde, skinny bitch with big tits and lose your mind

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@slumzog

2 months

Ummm dissident bros?? Do we need to stop and deliberate if this is a good target?? Do we need another two days of discourse?? Or can we just let the libdozer run down the street without malding over which lib gets squashed.

Libs of TikTok

@libsoftiktok

2 months

This doctor is giving advice, including medical advice for another person to attempt an ass*ssin*tion against US Presidents @secretservice

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@slumzog

3 years

So less than half of the CDCR prison guards are vaccinated and they just released a mandate internally that they need to be so long story short you’re going to see probably 75% of the massive CA prison population released to the streets shortly.

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@slumzog

2 months

Pawged up tatted up blonde at the McDonald’s play place with a quadroon daughter. I have her the coalburner smirk and she immediately told me that she was just the nanny, it wasn’t her kid. We’re going to win.

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@slumzog

3 years

We do a little 2016 style posting

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@slumzog

2 months

Telling my wife I married her because I didn’t think she was hot enough to cheat on me 🥰

Echo 🔆

@TheEcho13

2 months

This woman gave him the highest compliment - she thinks he’s husband material and someone she wants to spend her life with. He threw a fit because he wants to be thought of as a womanizing player even to his girlfriend of 2.5 years.

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@slumzog

2 months

That was fucking FAST 😂

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@slumzog

5 months

This guy not knowing what ZOG stands for is such a “cargo cult” moment lmao like generations of anti-Semites have degenerated to the point where they don’t even know what their own terminology means like the imperium in 40k not really understanding how their tech works.

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@jakeshieldsajj

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These are peaceful protests using their First Amendment rights Our ZOG-occupied government is the enemy of the people

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@slumzog

11 months

This is so crazy because I’ve been praying to God to obliterate her dyke ass knees for weeks now

Total Football

@TotalFootbol

11 months

Megan Rapinoe after getting injured in her farewell game just 3 minutes in: "I'm not a religious person or anything and if there was a God, this is proof that there isn't. This is f***ed up."

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@slumzog

2 months

These freaks love to act so smug and dismissive at the idea of some dumb impressionable kid getting sucked into the huge cultural maelstrom they created over the last 10 years. I can’t wait until we look back at this era with the same disdain we look at lobotomies.

faith 🏳️‍⚧️☀

@hikikopuppygirl

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did she consider not transitioning if she didnt want to.

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@slumzog

2 months

Right wing:“But if we cancel libs for fedposting under their real name we’re no better than they are!” Left wing: “I will literally try to ruin a right wingers life at any opportunity and lose zero sleep over it lol.”

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@slumzog

1 month

Sorry homos I know you thought you were safe with your antiretrovirals or whatever they are “PrEp” but you are again being punished by god for your hubris and now since we decided to let you have kids since the lay chastisement my kids are at risk at their school thank you.

KekMagician🫘🆙

@KequeMage

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tfw you eat poo

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@slumzog

5 months

>browsing twitter on PC in office >wife walks in >bap handsome Thursday + hentai post on screen >scroll down to hide it >bimbo posted a nude >scroll >candy made a wagon wednesday post >scroll >someone posted nikola avocados asshole >scroll >another bimbo nude

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@slumzog

12 days

Yeah you guys overdid it, sorry you won’t be getting a second chance, enjoy the closet forever.

guy online

@fellawhomstdve

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it’s crazy how there were like 8 years where it was okay to be gay in public and then they decided that was over

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@slumzog

5 months

Reminded me of another tweet that I wanted to make which was: for all the talk of “incels living in their parents basement.” You’d be amazed at how many girls on this website are essentially living in a soft-conservatorship and twitter is their only window to the outside world.

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@slumzog

5 months

This is just a case of Mexicans housing the family r3t4rd for years while not addressing any of his mental health needs until he became too big and r3t4rded for them to handle so they called the cops to parent for them and their big r3t4rded son pulled a knife on the cops the end

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@slumzog

5 months

@LeaMaric Social contract is totally broken and hanging on by a thread. You’re not a Californian so you don’t drive 80 hours a week but it’s most apparent on the roads where everyone you have to cooperate and interact with people constantly and at density and they’re all losing it.

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@slumzog

5 months

“To all men: you have to spend a night in the woods with a woman. Would you rather spend it with a 19 year old or a 39 year old?” “To all the woman angry about men picking the 19 year old: you are the reason we picked the 19 year old!”

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@slumzog

3 months

Guess who’s bottoming challenge with your female spouse and you can eat whatever you want because you don’t have to worry about shit being in her pussy 😂

jon

@__jonathong

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guess who’s bottoming challenge

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@slumzog

1 month

She was in this miniseries called “love and death” where she plays a 1970s Protestant Texas wife and has an affair with Meth Damon so they tried fattening her up to look more “texas” and it all just went to her tits lmfao

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@slumzog

1 month

“I choose the bear. Men are a 100x times more dangerous.” Ha, wow, definitely hey just curious what are your stances on zero bail initiatives and reduced sentences for violent criminals? “Uhh well obviously uhh we want them to be rehabilitated and we know prison doesn’t work…”

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@slumzog

4 months

She finally listened 🥹

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@slumzog

2 months

Just help me understand because I’m trying to be an ideologically consistent dissident right wing twitter guy: we’re going to forcibly deport 70 million illegal immigrants, UNLESS they have a minimum wage job? Am I getting this right?

FbF

@FistedFoucault

2 months

If you support LibsofTikTok getting that fat Home Depot cashier lady getting fired for being dumb, lemme know by replying to this post so that I can block you. Absolutely shit-tier people...same garbage as those liberals and lefties who hit nobodies like this woman.

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@slumzog

9 months

I love how they were so short on examples that they had to use Sasha, “licking a toilet bowl” Grey cooking dinner as an example of a “normal happy life.”

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@slumzog

1 month

TFW you have to correctly report the increase of your grocery bill by the exact % or else you get called a liar by the shitlib lugenpresse and when you get the number right they’ll just tell you you should be shopping at grocery outlet bargain market like a good goy

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@SwannMarcus89

1 month

That's because the people saying their grocery bills have doubled are literally just lying and it is good to tell them that you know they are lying

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@slumzog

11 months

Social media with your real name: Leftist: “I think all white people should d13.” *nothing happens* Right winger: “I think we should restrict immigration somewhat.” *loses his job, address posted by the media, bank freezes his accounts.*

Reclaim The Net

@ReclaimTheNetHQ

11 months

NEW: Nikki Haley says if she's made president, every social media user will be "verified by their name" for "national security" purposes.

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@slumzog

6 months

All women are like this. Every last one. The baddest smartest coolest most virginal bitch on earth will still clog a sink with hair and not do anything about it. The joke is that we still adore them in spite of it. The joke is that the pussy is still that good.

15th Century Byzantine Idealogue Gemistos Plethon

@plethonist

6 months

New meme for wifeguys to come out and openly admit they are miserable and that women are insufferable stupid skanks. Same guys will still shame you for being an incel. Wild.

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@slumzog

2 months

“Billions must die.” “Except for the lady working at Home Depot who hates you, she’s fine.”

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@slumzog

5 months

THIS ISN’T REAL! DON’T GET CAUGHT THINKING ANYTHING LIKE THIS IS REAL! THIS CONTENT IS ALL MADE TO FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF MAKING YOU SAD AND GAY!

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@slumzog

5 months

If a girl I was talking to baked me a shitty incorrect version of a cake I mentioned I like I wouldn’t look down my nose at it and would even pretend to be delighted because that’s a very nice gesture to receive as a man.

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@slumzog

3 years

Obviously it’s because I’ve been calling her tits “milk trucks” and have been saying things like “milk truck arrive” the entirety of his life but to see the fruits of my labor is just “muah” *chef’s kiss*

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@slumzog

3 months

>we need to start hunting men like this for sport Bitch what do you think the 20 year old girl was doing?? 😂 she was the hunter!

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@slumzog

5 months

The FBI sent in an operative to loserwidow Lauren Southern 6 years ago because she was growing too powerful now she’s been microchimerized and posts cringe

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@slumzog

5 months

The Mexican who hops the border works for cash which he sends home and he qualifies for the food stamps because he technically has no reportable income. He also goes to the emergency room for a stomach ache and wipes his ass with the bill. You’re brain dead.

Richard Hanania

@RichardHanania

5 months

Racists believe this person deserves more consideration than a Mexican who hops the border in order to work in the hot sun 12 hours a day. I’ll never stop fighting your evil ideology.

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@slumzog

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@slumzog

2 months

>recognize hypothyroid and high estrogen symptoms in my sister in law that has convinced herself she’s a lesbian >get her on progesterone t3/t4 >energy and body temp shoots up >meets a lady at lap swim who introduces her to her son >they start texting >extremely attracted to him

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@slumzog

5 months

Wife made me take down the George Floyd post. Longhoused again 😩

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@slumzog

2 months

How it feels as a wifeguy commenting on the state of pussy like a boomer still talking about housing prices from 2010

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@slumzog

5 months

They’re mimicking movements that they frequently perform in their sport under load to help strengthen and lengthen the muscles that are frequently injured by those movements and they almost never make movements like a deadlift bench or squat while playing, hope this helps.

Deep Squats, Shallow Thoughts

@wolfstrength

5 months

Collegiate strength and conditioning coaches will do anything to keep their players busy except make them squat, press, deadlift, bench, and clean.

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@slumzog

1 month

@leamaric I love ppl online whose entire morality system is to run cover for lumpens. “Have you considered that they need your Amazon package more than you?”

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@slumzog

3 years

Mexican women celebrate their quinceañera because 15 is when they are at the peak of their beauty and its wall after wall from that moment on.

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@slumzog

1 month

If this doesn’t work on you as a woman you’re ran through.

Jamie Hanshaw

@JamieLHanshaw

1 month

When a young man at our church finally got an opportunity to have a conversation with his crush, his opener was “So, what is your favorite kind of spider?” I hope this gives some insight.

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@slumzog

3 months

We’re going to turn you into gelatin powder

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@slumzog

1 month

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@slumzog

1 month

POV: you’re watching me spiral after I learned about my 3.2% sub Saharan African DNA

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@slumzog

3 months

Wife complemented my bulge in my swim trunks didn’t have the heart to tell her it was all balls

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@slumzog

1 month

“Average Balkan couple”

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@slumzog

3 years

@MDWhoTube @DaveVescio >just snitch on them to the police

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@slumzog

9 months

A $1000 dollar skincare routine couldn’t compare to the healthy biome this pillow renews on his face every night. A veritable fountain of youth.

Addie Moo

@Aderaido

9 months

Staying at my brothers and look at his pillow I’m going to be so sick

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@slumzog

12 days

I agree, being a heterosexual woman with the amount of neuroses required to feel threatened by a guy listening to “the tamest shit of all time” podcast trying to date must be miserable

Tristan Johnson (He/Him)

@TristanPEJ

13 days

I can't express how grateful I am to not be a heterosexual woman trying to date rn.

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@slumzog

9 months

>walk by mirror in my house >”wow I look absolutely yoked I had better photograph this” >point my camera at the same mirror I’m looking at with my eyes >suddenly look like I’ve never lifted a weight in my life and I’m dying of AIDS >”ah well, maybe next time!”

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@slumzog

1 month

You see here when you accurately report your grocery cost increases the shitlib leftard will fall back from his bailey to the motte which is “fuck you the things you like should be more expensive any anyway.”

Matt

@worsematt

1 month

it’s coincidental but people w/ idiosyncratic conservative coded lifestyle preferences were hit especially hard in basically every inflation category and i kinda think that’s wonderful

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@slumzog

2 months

Yeah I’m trying really hard to be Mr. Empathy man but I can’t. How are we supposed to deport 70 million illegal immigrants, losing their minimum wage job in the process, if we go all bleeding heart for some dummy howling for your candidates death?

StarBard

@StarvelingBard

2 months

If you are tender hearted enough to feel bad for people getting fired because they can't stop themselves from baying for blood, I have to assume you are too soft to ever be reliable for anything.

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