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The Knight with the Rowan Shield.

Des Moines, IA
Joined April 2024
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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It keeps happening.
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@PamphletsY
Pamphlets
24 days
🚨🇺🇲 USA is the Fourth Nazi Reich
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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He won
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"less than one year....."
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
19 days
This is just White South American excellence, you will never be a sensitive young man.
@mtracey
Michael Tracey
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It’s a good thing Argentina doesn’t have a nuclear arsenal. The president seems to be in some sort of endless emotionally volatile fugue state. Also a good thing that he’s not a woman, otherwise it might reinforce some stereotypes
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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@NickKnudsenUS
Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸
1 month
The sad reality.
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StarBard
1 month
BRING IT DOWN
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
2 months
I would like to thank all the plants that tried to genocide bugs for giving us coffee, cigarettes, and spicy food.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
14 days
This guy is a fat freak prone to mental breakdowns, the FBI and homeland security came to my house for being racist online when I was 15. I remember when he said I was "like a son to him" and that was the closest I came to being groomed.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
2 months
I think the alt-history YouTuber guy should cover "what if all jews were shot into the sun?" and "what if TND happened tommorow?"
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
27 days
Love this quote from LOTR's cinematographer Andrew Lesnie.
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@Knightly_H
The Late Knight Show
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Hollywood needs to remember night battle scenes are better if you can see shit
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
1 month
The only way to stop this is an uninterrupted 9 minute scene of Charlie kneeling on the neck of a cartoon George Floyd @psychicpebble
@domplerdumpy
chawlie • STREAM OBAMA BY ROB APOLLO • 🍉
1 month
spotted downtown by my friend kai
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StarBard
3 months
What's up?
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10 days
🔒🔁
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
2 months
The real third position was having a disgust response all along.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
18 days
Advice for young men: Close your heart to pity.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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It's young white men btw.
@BladeoftheS
BladeoftheSun
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
3 months
Waiting for my old oomfies to follow me back, surely they haven't forgotten...
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
3 months
I've been away for months and people are still trolling Will Stancil.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
1 month
Now you begin to understand who the real "Dark Elves" are...
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@RichardHanania
Richard Hanania
1 month
Spent like 40 seconds huffing gas this morning after filling up the car. Why is this so pleasurable? And why aren’t we making products that captures this feeling?
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
2 months
"You went well over the word limit on the JQ portion of the test, the answer we were looking for was 'holocaust 2', you fail."
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@0x49fa98
Zero HP Lovecraft 🦅🐍
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@Onefourwords @bobdaduck @SatyaYugaCinema I think that people and especially catholics and especially especially brown catholics, which most catholics are, hyper-fixate on jews as the root of all evil, when in fact often it is rooted in a mere religious or ethnic grievance or both. I do in fact hate communism and brown
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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"Hellen Keller" in 1880 if I was her wrangler: "Oh wow, she just said they need to be put back in chains immediately"
@jacobin
Jacobin
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Helen Keller was born on this day in 1880. "How did I become a Socialist? By reading."
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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They should not exist!
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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I don't know if it was the "success" he thought he got after the "TFW no gf" documentary dropped or an adderall induced mental break that turned him into this catty mess but he used to be a fellow poaster. I hope he gives up this slandering and focuses on raising his daughter.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
28 days
Anti-sex beds in Paris... the left has gone insane...
@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
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Anti-sex beds installed inside every athlete's room for the Paris Olympics 2024 👀
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StarBard
14 days
Worth it
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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I've made a questionable financial decision.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
2 months
I saw Steve Sailor rip the still beating heart out of a man during a ritual on the new moon. He was wearing an all white suit and holding a cane with a golden head shaped like an asp.
@House0fAsterion
Vincent Dawn
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@NickJFuentes @JackPosobiec @L0m3z Steve Sailer used to be a member of the Satanic "Temple of Set" along with Nikolas Schreck and (((Zeena LaVey))).
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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"I gots anotha blackpill for ya boys"
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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"They aren't your neighbor anymore if you deport them, pretty simple stuff."
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@ProjectLiberal
Project Liberal 🗽
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Trump: "I want to deport 11 million people!" Jesus: "Love your neighbor." MAGA: "Trump is just like Jesus!"
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StarBard
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DND got so tired of hearing about orcs being black people they made them Mexican.
@Thor_Odinson
Thor Odinson
22 days
Holy shit, @Wizards_DnD has gone out of its way to make D&D lame. 😒 #DNDone Orcs now. Orcs then.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
19 days
Groypers have an inability to theory of mind jews the same way leftist can't do so for fascists. They apply mystical superpowers to what are actually resentful neurotics.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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You're a disgusting, fat, ugly freak abusing children. You deserve to be fired and become homeless.
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@mrnastynodrama
andrew
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I'm a high school teacher, today I taught my class about the Bolshevik Revolution and they mostly agreed that Marxism is the only path towards liberation. One student argued but we changed his mind quickly.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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I come from a long line of beanpole cattlemen Anglos just like this, possessed of the wiry strength that built the nation.
@FrogTroubadour
Soul. On the Highway to Heaven.
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Someone needs to look into the diet/training of professional bull riders because every one of them is stick thin.
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StarBard
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If I pull that off, will you cry?
@weirddalle
no context memes
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StarBard
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@RustAndMist
Peter Rex
27 days
Looks like TierList nuked it. Here’s the new one:
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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I work for a multinational gigacorp and am halfway through a three hour long struggle session/jeremiad about climate change led by a mulatto woman and a gay man. It can't get more fake and gay than this.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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If they had Anime Girls in the 1930s Yukio Mishima would have been straight.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
22 days
Midwest Germanics fit into this as well. Pick them off the farm, and in a couple years, they've become NASA engineers.
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StarBard
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Met the big man yesterday.
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StarBard
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Thinking the dumb whore in a full cowboy getup represents middle America is like thinking the waitresses at the Luxor with the tassels on their tits are exemplary Egyptians.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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Real oldhead lore historians know the FBI started tracking me because Mike Pence Anime (PBUH) posted a screenshots from a DM group we were in (not maliciously, he just thought they were funny) where I made some jokes about sch**l sh***ings.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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We figured out what his problem was.
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@Trey_Explainer
Trey the Explainer
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Idk if it’s still canon but in the original script, the Last Engineer explains that they were going to bio-nuke earth because they were still pissed about the Jesus thing
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StarBard
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Fascism is when you enjoy stylization and seeing passion from artists instead of sterile creation by committee.
@Hyper_Falcon
Hypersonic Falcon
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"Soul" is such a stupid term in media discourse because it's just a cryptofascist dog whistle for "old"
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StarBard
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Work is making me retarded, everything I do while not at work is making me retarded, not being on Twitter was making me retarded, being on Twitter is making me retarded, I am becoming retarded.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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"Truck stop wife" sounds like a great way to get a plethora of antibiotic resistant STDs
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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I may have missed out on teenage love but I didn't miss out on loving a teenager.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
1 month
They're longhouseing Hitler.
@aPebbleInTheSky
En förvirrad björn i en ofrivärld🍠🏴
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Hitler being a pedo is not discussed enough imo. Virtually everyone he dated was a teenager. Eva Braun was 17 years old. Geli Raubal was also around 17. Maria Reiter was around 16 as well. All known sexual relationships Hitler had started with teenagers whilst he was in his
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StarBard
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New kitty
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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"bright, creative, and interesting" is exactly the lingual autofellation jews use to describe the authors of pedophilic autogynephilia smut that the nazis burnt. You aren't brilliant, you are a stunted freak.
@Devon_Eriksen_
Devon Eriksen
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Fascism is when boring normie dullards make it illegal to be weird, then kill all the bright, creative, and interesting people out of knee-jerk tribalism and fear.
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StarBard
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This is how I hit on women.
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@StarvelingBard
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Every nice town you've ever driven through in the states exists because a few guys like this decided it should.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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I hope this gets really annoying for everyone, fuck you.
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StarBard
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My Argentine grandfather put commies against the wall during the Dirty War and would cry whenever he saw his grandchildren after being apart for too long.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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These guys aren't your humble peasant folk either, they're a ridiculous reserve of human capital. They're just as fit to become lawyers, engineers, and officers. This is what made us a superpower.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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Korean is a very ugly language people shouldn't be allowed to speak it.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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Force Nick Fuentes to do hard labor in a silver mine like his ancestors for the next 40 years #AmericaFirst
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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@HeftyHaruspex It's specifically autoimmune disease related death of the author, people always forget that first part.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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My nice old lady co-worker told me I'm a gifted genius and I need to quit my job.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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I groomed Roland Rat, I physically and sexually assaulted him in the bathroom of a Wetherspoons, the experience of which led to his current mental breakdown. He moaned very loudly the entire time.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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I'm finally free from the like watching longhouse, time to start liking hardcore pornography 24/7
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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Ok, maybe he could've been found guilty on a few counts, but six million?
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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Bring back slavery (80+ years of precedent)
@X_BryanH
Bryan H., Esq.
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The Supreme Court has: -Overturned Roe v. Wade (50+ years of precedent) -Overturned Chevron (40 years of precedent) -Overturned affirmative action (60+ years of precedent) -Allowed cities to criminalize homelessness And this is all because 1 man became president in 2016.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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5'4 manlet at the climbing gym with his beautiful busty asian gf, I am going to strike him over the head with a rock.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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*rapes you wholesome chungusly*
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StarBard
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The longevity of mudhuts and not having roads or hospitals? You can go back to that if you want after we send all the filthy brown migrants home.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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I immediately became bored with everything everyone is bickering about, but I think it's good for my soul to see several hundred images of anime girls daily again.
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StarBard
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@AltHistCody make it happen big guy
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
1 month
I actually hate Nightowls. Moldovan viscerally disgusts me and NV's popery is unbearable to an upstanding Anglo-Saxon like myself. However, it allows me to say the n-word in front of several hundred people, simple twitter Machiavellianism.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
2 months
You will need video evidence of yourself recreating the bear fight scene from The Revenant to get a mid gf by 2025.
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StarBard
1 month
It's never going to end.
@StarvelingBard
StarBard
3 months
I've been away for months and people are still trolling Will Stancil.
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StarBard
19 days
This would make all the aid sent worth it.
@RustAndMist
Peter Rex
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Kek Jackson hinkle is on the Ukrainian kill list
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StarBard
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I tried to introduce myself to my neighbors in an apartment complex and I interrupted a bout of domestic violence, got yelled at by a schizophrenic, and was offered a bag of weed by a man with three teeth.
Moved into new neighborhood, not a single neighbor has stopped by or introduced themselves. America is not only low-trust now, it’s no-trust.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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My answer is death.
@drnifkin
Dr. Nifkin 🇵🇸🍉
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What’s the punishment for homelessness? If your answer is jail then why not just provide housing?
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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Town Rapist
@jarvis_best
Jarvis
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What will be your job in the coming fascist utopia? I’m going to be a poet, artist, and book banner.
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StarBard
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What is more likely, this kid was "indoctrinated" to the point of taking life-threatening action by age six or the desire to risk life and limb for something precious is inborn.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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Constantly using bro is the zoomer version of gold toothed arabs incessantly referring to people as "brother".
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I might block anyone who uses “bro” sincerely and especially as a way to describe what someone is doing, or something about a character, “bro COOKED with this one,” “bro is GREEN” fuck off imbeciles
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StarBard
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I think using colored markers to highlight 90% of every page is much more suggestive of mental illness in a child than drawing army men fighting a war.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
1 month
New white vs not white map.
@sarahjilani
Dr Sarah Jilani
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This is a really under-utilised map whenever conversations about 'civilisation' come up
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StarBard
2 months
Please for the love of all that is good in this world stop putting the image of Wojak fucking a fat woman on my tl.
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StarBard
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This is obvious fetish porn.
@mishra_4G
T.N.Mishra
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Yes I'm Casteist 🚩 #Propaganda_Against_Brahmins
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StarBard
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Arab Brand
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StarBard
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My comfort character is Adolf Hitler.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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I stand with @chernayakoshka
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StarBard
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🥂🥂🥂
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@erincandy
Erin Tarantino 🇨🇦 / 💙💛
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Not sure I will survive this 4th infection so I wrote my own obituary. Here lies Erin Killed by eugenics and a society that aided and abetted her untimely death Abandoned medically and by society. She will be remembered for trying to survive a world that let her down
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StarBard
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I have made a massive blunder, I trusted a woman to follow simple directions without micromanagement.
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StarBard
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Did they kill Gait Analyst? Is he dead? Did they get him?
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
1 month
I have been 23 for a single day, perhaps I should not allow this to go on for a second...
@BigQadi
Qadi
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If you’re 23+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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I think it may be a better argument for self-sacrifice as an instinct.
@men_are_human
Men Are Human
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Male disposablity is baked into little kids.
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StarBard
1 month
"I'm mutuals with Borzoi but I'm afraid to tell him I only ever listened to a few Poz Buttons."
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StarBard
2 months
Things are proceeding well.
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I'm going to make an account on femcel tinder and self-destruct my life.
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StarBard
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Every single time I actually see a piece of Moldbug's writing it causes my opinion of him to drop even lower.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
1 month
She may have been talking reckless, let's hear the full story.
@s2jnews
S2J News
1 month
A Caucasian man was filmed striking a Muslim woman across the face, causing her to immediately fall to the floor from the force of the blow. The woman was wearing a keffiyeh draped around her neck. The incident occurred in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
2 months
I played a Civil War game with my friends one time and we spent the entire match team killing a guy named "Bear_Jew"
@CosmistRussian
captive dreamer
2 months
Strongly recommend signing up (on a burner) for the ADL mailing list, too funny:
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
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Are Americans prepared to continue spending trillions on benefits for illegals?
@reason
reason
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Are Americans really prepared to spend a trillion dollars to deport undocumented migrants?
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
2 months
You're not a true incel unless you were delivered C-section.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
2 months
I am often too proud to ask former mutuals to follow back, but I am more than petty enough to remember the slight. Sleep with one eye open, you traitors.
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StarBard
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I like how the Adams' quote that made the commies seethe is just "facts don't care about your feelings"
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StarBard
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*actor pulling off the hyper realistic Biden mask behind the stage* "I bombed, I'm so sorry guys, I just had so much nerves."
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StarBard
1 month
The morally correct action for the South African apartheid government was not nuclear disarmament but using their arsenal against the unsavory populations within their own borders.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
1 month
Going to try extra hard to get fired this week.
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@StarvelingBard
StarBard
2 months
This is not "Reconquista" this is just American immigration policy.
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