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lead singer of Worf Rat, the number one Klingon Grateful Dead cover band

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Joined November 2019
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@FK04216603 @RightReasonShow @BeckettUnite Your mom fucked a toaster and gave birth to a bot.
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@BizDoc85 @peterbakernyt It’ll pretty awesome when Kissinger dies and goes to hell
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@barronaxminster @DonaldJTrumpJr Why does trump have so much Sudafed on that drawer? Why aren’t you allowed to buy that kind of Sudafed in the US? Hint. It’s speed. Trump is a junky.
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@Corymorrocco @kimsuejenn @davidmweissman White supremacists appropriating words spoken by a black man, written by transgender siblings. Irony is fucking dead.
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@patriottakes Officer man boobs reporting to duty.
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@jddalton04 @KevinHeatNBA @Kyle__Boone Oan is not a legitimate news source. It carries water for the fringe right wing and supports unfounded conspiracy theories. Just in case you didn’t know. So it’s weird that a grown man would be into that kind of nonsense. Seems like a mentally ill person would watch oan.
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@TheAlphaThought @DlGITALDOLL The espresso is $5.95 and the sprite is $10? Someone gotta get fired. The damn French fryes are 30. Why are they giving away fancy coffee? None of this makes sense.
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@politico Politico is outsourcing to..checks bio of author…the national review. Jfc.
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@michaelharriot Quincy is the damn goat. For this alone.
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@BizDoc85 @peterbakernyt Idk. But Kissinger sucks ass. Rest in piss
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@KarenEDeering @AriBerman At some point this becomes sedition.
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@KaoticLeftist @YoshiLucy You are describing yourself. The lack of self reflection is wonderful.
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@TheSocietyDude @IngrahamAngle I would like to lodge a complaint.
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@BillRoper @pttrn_ntgrty I’m thinking there is a lot of speed that gets done up in those parts. That dude is zooted.
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@SonHuge @drewmagary Oh my. Joe Exotic and Brett Michaels are brothers.
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@Kokoweef @Pants830 @CNBC Constitution originalist? You like slavery. Sweet. Take your ass off twitter.
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@henry_p2312 @RapSheet That’s more of a woj bomb
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@TennantRob @JonahDispatch Sir. You pay a billionaire for a free site. Now please tell me more of grifts.
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@RockStrahanGap @peterbakernyt @SangerNYT @maddow Putin does like shooting down commercial planes.
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@SeifertESPN @KegsnEggs All hail the XCFL. “I don’t hate anyone, eh” will be the biggest selling jersey.
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@DaringEmber @ParkerMolloy A Republican Congress additionally voted against more funds for embassy security and Libya banned private contractors bc betsy Devi’s’ brothers - Erik prince - black water security forces committed war crimes in Iraq.
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@NH_to_Cali @BrenaLathan @fries_johnny @ParkerMorris5 @SethAbramson Is it weird when someone agrees with trump 100% of the time calls someone else “sheep”? Google hypocrisy, chief.
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@RadioFreeTom I’m not a mental health pro, but that is 100% how a serial killer puts their groceries on the belt
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@tommykrysan @awfulannouncing Wow. You’re edgy. Or stupid. Probly just stupid.
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@seanmcginty @Glinner @elonmusk Haha. It’s two losers that pay for twitter giving each other handies. Hahaha. Chumps.
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@BundaBoy123 @JeffreyASachs Show us on the doll where “the left” touched you. Jfc. You sad sack loser.
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@slumdogmjolnir
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@shillycrypto @mattyglesias @sullydish But that isn’t happening, hence Sullivan invented it.
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@MingGao26 I miss the Ming before he ate a sheet of acid. Shine on you crazy diamond.
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@kwcfla @CaslerNoel Why she standing like a gorilla?
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@ProTVSports @SLGreenberg Then you’ll see yermin body slam a reliever. And I will laugh.
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@jimstewartson Trust Fund Anarchists with Nazi tendencies. Or libertarians. Same thing.
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@rich29uk @TheRickWilson It’s as if project Lincoln does nothing and takes credit for everything. 🤔 but hey it’s not like Rick has a confederate cooler or they have sexual predators working there. (Note, not had)
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5 years
@farhip Follow up. “Why do you think scapegoating will help the situation, other than for you politically?”
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@AP The 200 didn’t want to leave. Therefore they were “left behind”. That should be the lede. Be better.
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@wedontexisthere Her conjoined twin is giving me nightmares while I’m awake.
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@12986Fay @thebfwastaken @Leelze32 @shadow_angel___ @3YearLetterman @Adele I doubt she has a waterbed or over 100 dvds. Actually, she may have lost her waterbed in the divorce.
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@sixmax @bennyjohnson When you enlisting, tough guy?
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@jasonsjohnson @BuckyIsotope I heard his mom dyed of bofa
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@UN_JWFOWLER @Rachael_Conrad Haha. Lots of old school polish bars in Chicago with “zmiany piwo” on their signs. Buddy thought that some “zminy” guy owned them. FYI, it’s “cold beer”.
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@MilesKlee Every Tesla driver
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@RickySticky16 @jddalton04 @KevinHeatNBA @Kyle__Boone I see what you did there, but you still fukt it up. Lol.
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@amy33601 @RonnyJackson4TX @realDonaldTrump Probly better off burning your money. Seriously.
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@TheOnion “Yeah I see it. My job description as cart collector does not include disarming dudes of their rifles.”
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@michaelharriot He broke barry sanders single season td record. Wasnt supposed to start this year, but Swift got hurt.
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@nory_kemmer @aginnt @LisaMarieBoothe How’s your infrastructure in the cold? Normal?
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@LawyerWaliAdem @anadoluagency Russia is the bad guy here. Turkey surpassingly rational here. Tbh.
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@seanmiller358 @3YearLetterman Wrong. People think Ben Franklin was the greatest president.
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@seanmcginty @Glinner @elonmusk I’m sorry. You’re the one that’s a verified chump. Go hand check your pal with unfunny tweets. Jfc. Shameless hack.
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@NPR Small government conservatives. Haha
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@LizzieLansdell @NelwynToes @Farid_Senzai You pay for twitter and you tweet inane shit. You’re doing great!
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@OneEyeBlackJack @MikeyEsq @JCowleyHoops @WaddleandSilvy Went thru your TL. You pretty much suck and all your takes are wrong.
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@KellyPermuy @barronaxminster @DonaldJTrumpJr Why does he need English Sudafed? This stuff is not legal to sell OTC in the US. It’s speed. Jfc. You’re from Clearwater drinking before noon so I assume you know what speed is.
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3 years
@edsbs Krause won championships by inheriting a great player. Gutekunst just inherited a great player.
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@kimsuejenn @davidmweissman It’s a conservative/q/maga Matrix allusion. White supremacists appropriating words spoken by a black man, written by transgender siblings. Irony is fucking dead.
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@ChiPartyAunt Can someone with art abilities give this the party aunt treatment and spray paint It all over Orland?
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@grownuppunk @daveweigel There is nothing true about this statement.
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@almost_midnite2 @AP HahA. You pay for twitter. And hate the first amendment but your header. lol.
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@slumdogmjolnir
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@DJW4177 @CrypticGoblin @OliviaLittle @AnonQC Hahaha. Idiot that has zero faith in media has a TL that is nothing but retweeting msm sports news owned by the media outlets he hates. Weirdo conspiracy theorist. Go away.
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@SamoaMoriki @blackintheempir None of this is true. What joy does spreading disinformation give you?
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@cidbrown @JoseAmoro1 @yung_cpa @RepAndyBiggsAZ Go disappoint your 8 followers hijacked account bot.
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“I started the process, all the troops are coming home, they (Biden) couldn’t stop the process. 21 years is enough. They (Biden) couldn’t stop the process, they (Biden) wanted to but couldn’t stop the process.” - Trump, 1 month ago
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@WillPBach @samwa @ctrlshifti Tech salaries are high because tech work is not easy and there are not enough people to fill the open jobs. VC doesn’t help and some immigration policy from the last admin made the pool smaller. Also, I think you meant investigating but I’m up for investing in criming.
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@breakingbaht @RNelly17 You seem very oppressed. I’m sure you can name at least two ways anti white racism actually affects you.
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@EliStokols @Bencjacobs Brady pushes quack health products. @US_FDA might want to look into some of his products. Like this..
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@nan_mclellan @dulaney_jon @Taz21280 @HawleyMO @catturd2 Where do you get money to pay for twitter? You seem unemployable. I’m only basing this on your tweets.
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@imoore8904 @ArmyHRguy @fawfulfan @ProudResister Agreed. Also young people don’t vote. There is zero evidence Bernie has mobilized new voters.
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@demsocjohnbrown @96fps @Solidarity_Star @TheRosesAreOver Remember when Bernie got his ass handed to him in 20, even after you cry babies got the nomination rules changed? Good times, Cry baby.
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@sspencer_smb @BenjySarlin @ibflorea You’re the problem. You pay for twitter to salivate over elom
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@slumdogmjolnir
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@edsbs Sac town? More like yack town. Amirite? (High fives)
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@jl35wilsonMD @RPG_volley What is the need for armed civilians on this scenario? You said you wish we didn’t have the need. What is the need here?
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@slumdogmjolnir
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@robhuebel Christian Earrings is one of the 1980’s most overlooked porno stars.
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@smoothnessguru @MintPossum @PsychopompGecko @booboojeffries1 @justinbaragona Imagine spending all day on twitter arguing in bad faith. Dude. You suck at life. Haha.
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@oocPopeye @laifa_l @Blahdiddy84 Hey. My aunt gave me a first fifty years of Popeyes book like 40 years ago. Cool stuff in it.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS @ScottforFlorida Rick already redistributed money to himself. You should care about this. But you’re just a punchline and irrelevant.
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@dunksalot @SWinstonWolkoff @Emolclause @funder @ScottMStedman @theknowsnews NDAs don’t protect against talking about crimes. If it’s just gossip, who cares?
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@slumdogmjolnir
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@usernamestaken1 @lich109 @JCrock_ @ndrew_lawrence That shit ain’t satire. It’s faux victimhood porno.
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@HistoryMuppet “Who is that leather muppet?”
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@Clandestinee67 @marzywild @localnotable @GovRicketts So your point is that teaching about the history and evils of racism causes racism? Jfc. Are you ok?
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@nazani14 @AlexMohajer @GregAbbott_TX Freezing to death to own the libs?
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@Corbin_D_C @Becaus3IJustDid @CBSNews Jesus never asked you to go to church, so you’re cool.
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@thevang45856633 @JediCounselor @mattgaetz @TuckerCarlson I trust accounts with 8 numbers after their name.
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@KevinMKruse Possibly president Bolton too, now that he’s a liberal. Lol
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@sachikojohnson @PatelESPN @LukeBraunNFL So young people should go out, get infected and pass it to their at risk relatives? That’s pretty smart there, chief. Maybe stop watching fox.
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@RickySticky16 @jddalton04 @KevinHeatNBA @Kyle__Boone Ricky just needs a safe place where all the trump news is good. He’s a conservative whose profile pic is the Golden Gate Bridge. But San Francisco is a liberal chess pool, right? Pick a lane buddy
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