Now that the entire History doc's out, I'm gonna thread out some of my favorite moments from the whole thing. Including the prologue, it's 7 hours and 1 minute of Minnesota Vikings History content.
And no part of it feels as good as the Minneapolis Miracle, set to Clair De Lune.
The Swifties have game threads. They were throwing up 5 leg parlays. Next year they’ll have fantasy leagues with names like Shake It Goff and Jordan Love Story. They’re going to start learning exotic pressures soon
If you haven't noticed what
#Vikings
LT Christian Darrisaw (
@chrisdarrisaw71
) is doing yet, that's on you.
Let me introduce you to the league's next elite tackle.
Walk me through how the
@Vikings
seem to have a tougher strength of schedule than the
@packers
- which happened the last two years as well. Especially since they are the ones winning the division.
It is with great sorrow that I post what could well be the final
#CousinsChaosMeter
. Pending any future Cousins play in a Vikings uniform, the meter will spend eternity pointing to the green.
Aaron Rodgers: locking himself in a dark box POW-style, somehow hoping he will find happiness there for the first time in years
Kirk Cousins: great donuts
the Vikings made a 17 point comeback in buffalo against the best team in the league and it's like the 3rd least probably thing that happened on that field today
this dobbs TD was cool, very cool, very sick stuff
--BUT--
You can absolutely tell he doesn't trust what he's looking at at all. He shrugs the inside 1/4 safety, gets exactly what he wants, and just bails. No pressure. Sick touchdown but you gotta throw these to start imo
Reporter: Will you sign an extension to stay in Minnesota?
Justin Jefferson: Yes, if they want me to.
Reporter: Do you want Justin Jefferson to stay in Minnesota
Kwesi: Yes.
Completely insane people: Looks like JJ's on his way out!!
The Minnesota Vikings are evidently all-in on PRIDE, a divisive cultural and some even say toxic issue. They are one of the few if only teams to change their team logo on X to support PRIDE. Notice how the Vikings logo looks compare to KC - a much more successful team that win
Netflix’s QUARTERBACK begins with Julie Cousins insisting that the Cousins’ are just normal people followed by 8 episodes of extremely persuasive evidence to the contrary. Kirk cousins is completely insane
he has entered a higher plane. He is no longer the "Kirk Cousins" we have come to know. He is now a being beyond the need for a name, more idea than man
It’s just so frustrating man. They’re doing such cool stuff schematically, with preparation, with roster construction. Interesting things to talk about. All rendered completely moot when you can’t HANG ON TO THE GOD DAMN FOOTBALL
Kirk Cousins was meant to get the Vikings over the hump and win the Super Bowl. Instead, everyone involved got fired and they're on to their next chapter after six years and two playoff appearances. It didn't work. Next up
Flores getting ahold of Za'Darius Smith, Danielle Hunter, and Harrison Smith is so sick. Those are three entirely different pass rush threats to deal with and Flores is one of the sole people in the NFL with the balls to go Oops! All Zero with them
BREAKING: The
#NFL
plans to award two losses to the
#Vikings
for their handling of the Jim Harbaugh situation, per league source. “We think this is a just punishment for a team afraid to hire the big name” said a league official.
Vikings will be 0-2 to begin 2022.
If the winter materialized into a human man, that man would be Bud Grant. Not only did he rescue the Vikings from terminal irrelevance, he build a framework and culture that permeates to this day. He *is* the Vikings, and will continue to be the Vikings posthumously. RIP Bud.
If Duke Shelley has million fans, then I'm one of them.
If Duke Shelley has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.
If Duke Shelley has no fans, that means I'm dead.
An MRI confirmed the
#Vikings
’ fears: RB Cam Akers suffered a ruptured Achilles tendon and is out for the season, coach Kevin O’Connell said. Akers’ second Achilles injury.
#CousinsChaosMeter
for week 7. Every once in a while, Kirk Cousins grabs the threads of fate and manipulates them. He enters the ethereal plane. He looks at God and says, "this is my day". Fitting that the needle chose anime kirk as the resting place.
i don't want to be the type to complain without doing anything so here's a thread explaining every piece of jargon in this cool richard sherman/cmikesspinmove interaction so you can keep up too!