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@sirmeggsalot

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perhaps i should change my pfp bc my hair is no longer red either

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@sirmeggsalot

6 months

this thing is ringing off the hook

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6 months

What did he mean by that

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8 months

Me and who

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this is so???

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8 months

One like and I’ll ask him if the carpet matches the drapes

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24 days

i let him hit because he wasn’t on the girls group chat spreadsheet

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8 months

@blakes_online “Fucking Doug” told me everything I needed to know

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24 days

don’t care + didn’t ask + i have a hip to waist ratio that people get surgery for

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8 months

deleting my mental health to focus more on social media

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24 days

thank you for your apology, unfortunately i already told the twitter girls group chat about you

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23 days

@bellanati0n someone cooked here

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2 months

happy pride! to celebrate I’m gonna force these two boys to kiss

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23 days

this what it feels like reading the girls’ gc spreadsheet and realizing there is/was overlap

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@sirmeggsalot

10 months

Me and who

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@sirmeggsalot

10 months

Got my hair done.. what’s that age old saying? We are so fucking back

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@sirmeggsalot

10 months

God, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others

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10 months

Life update: moved in with a girl from twitter

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@sirmeggsalot

8 months

The intrusive thoughts won today

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@sirmeggsalot

9 months

Every day I wake up and think about dying my hair red

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3 months

an anon and an egirl go to a baseball game

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21 days

it should come as no surprise that i’m running more since i’ve been in austin

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7 months

Apparently “spit in it?” is not the correct response when the goth barista asks if I want anything in my latte

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8 months

Dilly dallying

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2 months

gm from charlotte

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11 months

Y’all mind if I catch some rays

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@sirmeggsalot

10 months

Your silly little e girl is now not only a CPA but a certified six sigma green belt 😤 who want me

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@sirmeggsalot

24 days

1 beautiful hot woman on Twitter is worth 1000 reply guys

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26 days

if you see us at run club together, just know we’re fucking raw

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@sirmeggsalot

1 month

me, but blonde, which also happens to be aka me for my entire life before a few months ago

quost malone🌶

@bbellaaaa

1 month

me, but blonde (aka me for my entire life before a few months ago)

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@sirmeggsalot

1 month

back to our regularly scheduled programming

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@sirmeggsalot

1 month

called out of work today because i was exhausted ended up cleaning my apartment did 4 loads of laundry got groceries now i’m about to hit a nasty leg day. built different

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23 days

no i don’t have a favorite color why do you ask

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2 months

terrible day for my new hat to come in. I didn’t think this one through

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@sirmeggsalot

8 months

Why do you as a man have over 1000 followers

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@sirmeggsalot

7 months

Can I get some well wishes in the chat for this absolute angel starting cancer treatment today 💟 ⁦ @getzilly_ ⁩

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@sirmeggsalot

1 year

Barbie up top, Oppenheimer on bottom

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@sirmeggsalot

23 days

sir, another entry for the same eboy has hit the spreadsheet

AJ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@40Raskk

24 days

there’s a man on the girls spreadsheet who’s name has been written 5 different times now. if you think you are safe you are not

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@sirmeggsalot

9 months

Men are easy

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@sirmeggsalot

8 years

Just remember that your education, a good job, and good physique will never wake up one day and decide they don't feel the same about you

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@sirmeggsalot

10 months

Not to be dramatic but this hairstyle changed my curly haired life

MS Libra ♎️

@t_sadiity

10 months

if you can pull off a slick back bun or ponytail your face card is actually crazy

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10 months

Chicago I am so *deep* inside of you

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@sirmeggsalot

6 months

Microsoft teams outage on a Friday afternoon in January when it’s 70 degrees out in Charlotte is a sign from god. That’s enough capitalism for the week I’m signing off

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@sirmeggsalot

8 months

Oh you got that “dog in you”, do you?? Oh yeah? Shut up and put me in doggy

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@sirmeggsalot

2 months

Due to personal reasons my only focus going forward is getting hotter

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@sirmeggsalot

10 months

POV: you look over and see us going absolutely feral in the crowd, wyd?

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5 months

Babe he doesn’t have AT&T, he just doesn’t want to talk to you

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@sirmeggsalot

4 months

Everyone plz wish my nephew Clark a happy birthday

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4 months

The best part about driving is the disassociation

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@sirmeggsalot

1 month

me if saying i love you during missionary on the first link was illegal

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@sirmeggsalot

9 months

When he puts his hat on backwards 🥵

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@sirmeggsalot

25 days

@mornings0da can’t talk right now. doing hot girl shit

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@sirmeggsalot

24 days

(then i add him to it)

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8 months

The father, the son, and the Holy Spirit

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8 months

I love this app

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sesame skeet

@sirmeggsalot

8 months

I don’t know how many more “how was your thanksgiving”s I have left in me

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@sirmeggsalot

5 months

absolutely not

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sesame skeet

@sirmeggsalot

22 days

i love when a new month starts on a monday it feels like a beautiful clean slate. let’s get this bread team

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@sirmeggsalot

5 months

I am once again saying men used to go to war

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@sirmeggsalot

25 days

dare i say….me and who

quost malone🌶

@bbellaaaa

25 days

trying to plan the rest of my day

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@sirmeggsalot

11 months

Why is it called the Golden Gate Bridge it’s literally red!!

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6 months

The male version of the zoomies is when they randomly stand in the middle of the room practicing their golf swing

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@sirmeggsalot

5 months

If I had a bf I would probably torture him by sending him NSFW pictures on the days he’s in the office

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1 month

happy Father’s Day from the farm @Bonnaroo

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3 months

I'm like if a personality hire was also really good at her job

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27 days

no matter how bad life gets, at least i don’t vape

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10 months

I ran a 10k this morning and the medal has a bottle opener

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11 days

found out he’s 22

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8 months

🚨 ladies 🚨 here to stop the spread of misinformation @skanks17 is not actually 6’7”

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1 month

posting face and ass on twitter for no one else but myself is actually really enjoyable when you don’t have an insecure bitch in your ear who gets bothered by it

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10 months

The mouse when you give him a cookie

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1 month

the sun will surely fix our bonnablues

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23 days

@aquariusdays wait… he was kind of cooking

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7 months

Vibes are absolutely immaculate

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25 days

one (1) like and i will blow off work the rest of the day, lay by the pool, work out, and concoct my grocery list/meal prep for the next week

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sesame skeet

@sirmeggsalot

7 months

Walk and coffee boyyo

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9 months

Yo is the Duolingo bird good???

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@sirmeggsalot

8 months

Who wants to pick me up from the airport tn

larry davids mistress

@b1gdumb1diott

8 months

if you pick a girl up from the airport that’s a body

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sesame skeet

@sirmeggsalot

9 months

Getting violently high before girls dinner at my favorite neighborhood Italian place like god intended

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2 months

this and some premarital

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9 months

Who want me

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9 months

It is time

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6 months

If I was my ex bf I’d probably text me

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6 months

getting another notification for the microsoft teams message i received 17 minutes ago

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8 months

Purse matches the boots today I fear I may be unstoppable

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2 months

not even looking and boss offered me a new role on the spot that’s a promotion and raise happy Monday

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@sirmeggsalot

7 months

I fucking hate it here

Carolina Forward

@ForwardCarolina

7 months

Pornhub has officially blocked access to its website from North Carolina, in response to the new age verification law passed by this year's state legislature. #ncpol