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Blake

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Long Island, NY to NC | word to the wise, remember Pearl Harbor

Charlotte, NC

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@blakes_online

Blake

6 years

employer: “you’re hired, salary is $36k” me: ”I was hoping for $50k” “we have coffee on tap and a casual dress code” “that’s great bu-“ “FOOSBALL TABLES AND TREADMILL DESKS” “please calm do-“ “DOGS AT WORK, HAPPY HOURS, FREE FUCKING SNACKS, MILLENNIALS LOVE THIS SHIT”

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8 months

saying retard and gay is so back

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11 months

Brother I’m fucking 30

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7 months

Bottle night tonight?

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8 months

if I had a time machine I would go back to the 2002 spooky island sugar ray concert

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6 years

Alcohol stereotypes: Vodka- alcholic Beer- you love sports or wear skinny jeans Rum- you rarely shower Tequila- you live for attention Gin- depressed Wine- narcissist Whiskey- you need to prove you’re not a pussy Sambucca- you love a good sunday gravy

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8 months

@itsnadsBB The first three or four times I heard this it was funny, but you gotta have some new material by now

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6 years

you: capicola and prusciutto me, an intellectual: gabagool and prushoot

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6 years

Life of a Long Island Commuter: Wake up pissed Get shoved into LIRR train Do some things at a desk for bread Shove roses pizza/beer up your ass Get back on train Look miserable Spend your extra money on bagels Have a family to spice things up. Rinse. Wash. Repeat. Die.

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5 years

anyone who says they end things on good terms with their ex’s are either lying or still fucking

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11 months

My brother in Christ is painfully offline

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@tonyhawk @notjoshdenson the man delivers

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@bIondiewasabi what if she works from home

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@EpicMasterChief No, why do you think I’m on this hellhole of a website

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@mason5o5 No, but I wish life was easier then

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@annabesss They fed us poison so we bought their “cures” while suppressing our medicine, but we’re back

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11 months

Classic

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@diyadgaf It me

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11 months

You can’t make it up

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11 months

Dug into the archives, he was on the same grind 6 years ago

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8 months

@MeMally4 I’ve gotten this reply like 30 times at this point

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@bestfoodalex Neither is being a food eater that bullies uncles

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5 years

heard mercury is drinking gatorade again

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@CinemaScene404 Breaking bad wouldn't exist with sopranos, I'm going with T

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8 months

Ben Affleck and J Lo and Tom Brady with a Dunkin commercial? Jack Harlow too? The fuck Matt Damon! What’s happening. Holy shit Fat Joe is producing.

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@Micheal2087952 @itsnadsBB And it still does numbers

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6 years

can @BuzzFeed confirm this is how they stay profitable? asking for a friend

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6 years

@pissboymcgee For those not included

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3 months

@Smartnetworth1 This is roughly a $100 plate in North Carolina, 40 minutes outside of Charlotte

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5 years

@kristiitat I heard someone said simp

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@cloverrated @Micheal2087952 @itsnadsBB good, I wanna be left alone at this point 😂

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5 years

@bIondiewasabi time to log off

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8 months

@Kdawg220233 I don’t know the Internet seems to acknowledge I exist with that tweet big dog

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@cloverrated @Micheal2087952 @itsnadsBB Amazing

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6 years

pro life tip: instead of buying a weighted blanket, just leave all of your laundry on the bed and sleep underneath it

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My aunt and uncle are never beating the early 2000'd Diddy party allegations

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@cloverrated @Micheal2087952 @itsnadsBB Yeah, I just don’t feel like putting in the brain power anymore, talking to a lot of people now

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5 years

@JBlock49 as a long islander, this is called a zipper

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10 months

Jokes on everyone, I’m splitting the hotel and attending SantaCon Never allow small minds to ruin your dreams

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11 months

Brother I’m fucking 30

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@NotifyNurseRyan They never left

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4 years

why the fuck did I ever think studying accounting was a good idea

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6 years

Happy valentines day

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@pissboymcgee He’s tryna cook but not too hard

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6 years

@AlexaundraLeigh @macryean Can you please not put my employer on blast? They give me great deals on hotels and I don’t need that kind of attention.

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6 years

You know I had to do it to em

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6 years

@RexTrillerson @Uber_Support 2 stars

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5 years

miss being rejected at the bar

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@RMcElhenney @RealHughJackman @VancityReynolds @MarvelStudios Very cool spoiler! Damnit rob!

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3 months

absolutely nothing has stopped me

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If you think about it, what's truly stopping me from walking inside of a hotel and having the free continental breakfast?

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6 years

@CNN Bruh

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7 months

Whoever’s bookmarking this I can only imagine that you’re gonna crank hog to it later

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5 years

White people call Dave Matthews band “Dave” like they went to high school together back in the day

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5 years

Good morning

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stereotypical white male: blonde hair blue eyes name is blake played sports in high school was in a fraternity has a 9-5 stable job big fitness guy loves cracking open a cold one wait this is just my hinge profile, oh well DM if interested

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@tiffiletmignon @TrevWall this isn’t food

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@pissboymcgee as far as i’m concerned, there is only one hero. and his name is master splinter

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6 years

How my airpods look

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@alhenry25 i’m 14 my man had me dead

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@PatMannUSA @KamalaHarris White dudes for Tony soprano

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@MAJdork77 30 and flirty

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6 years

Four loko - you’ve been locked up Fireball - freshman in college Jungle juice - you’re in a frat or you’re about to be knocked out unconscious Bang energy - you’re jacked and want the world to know

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Made another student loan payment from finishing college years ago

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6 years

never will I achieve this level of twitter success again thank you all for the dopamine drip

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@HVDating @OneAlphaKing Don't tell people about onbre leather

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“hey who invited this guy?!” -dads that know everyone who was invited

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reasons why I’m single

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@uncle_june

The Sopranos Guy™

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reasons why I'm single

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5 years

My worst habit is that I buy a five dollar fucking cup of coffee three days a week

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every bar is a karaoke bar if you try hard enough

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@austinblakeeee this dude is so on brand for guys named blake, glad to still see you killing it out here

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Hot take, I miss having physical tickets stubs to sports and music

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6 years

my parents always tell me “when I was your age I has a full-time job, married, and I already had two kids.“ yeah well you were smoking shit weed then too, this bubblegum krpyton kush puts you out of commision for days now

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we live in a society

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@diyadgaf I’m not Alpha, nor have I ever claimed to be nice try though sweaty 😂

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5 years

@CJDube1212 @tonyhawk @notjoshdenson For some people, it’s never good enough

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6 years

@itsyourboycrawf hole in the dry wall? Where is it

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Charlotte, NC Home of the Philly cheesesteak

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@KyleNotCow Oh, that’s kind of gay

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@06fordexplorer were you wearing an apple watch

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white suburban dudes in their late 20’s have at least one of these: -patagonia/colombia hat -salt life bumper sticker -insta post with a fish they caught -obsession with IPA’s -untamed beard -golf addiction

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@TheSopranosClub the jacket

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@chasepwilliams

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@bIondiewasabi Who did you sub tweet

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5 years

she gave america a rimjob

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Not sure what Shakira did here but I’m still into it

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RT if keto changed your life by annoying the fuck out of you everywhere you go

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@BarstoolBigCat

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this is a bad look for all blakes, delete this shit

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I made it on a meme page. This is new territory.

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5 years

no one has this range

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5 years

humans are 90% water so basically cucumbers with jobs

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6 years

Uber rides: a friday night thread.

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5 years

damn men are trash

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Seems like an elaborate way to come up with twitter content but okay...

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@ArbitrageAndy1 I’ve had my fun but at 30 the Santa outfit needs to be retired

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5 years

sunday night meal prep 😊

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Just getting warmed up with the basic tik tok formats guys

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