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@c0smicj0ke

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this is the poetry you get when you let a woman shine and don’t lobotomize her

new york new york
Joined January 2012
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@c0smicj0ke
Daddy Whorebux
2 months
need this and some premarital with someone who doesn’t disgust me
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3 months
that was quick
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3 months
I hate when men do that thing where they performatively “respect women”. Why don’t you grow a pair and chain me to a radiator like biology intended
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@c0smicj0ke
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3 months
I hate when men do that thing where they performatively “respect women”. Why don’t you grow a pair and chain me to a radiator like biology intended
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@c0smicj0ke
Daddy Whorebux
5 months
It was actually so smart of my mom to have me at 19 because now when I bring my 45 year old boyfriend to thanksgiving they can bond over their shared generational lore
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@c0smicj0ke
Daddy Whorebux
1 year
@PicturesFoIder @CFCSaam I know someone named “America” fr
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Daddy Whorebux
2 months
wyd if you see this weird freak staring at you from across the club
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Daddy Whorebux
5 months
I have not seen this man in almost three years
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Daddy Whorebux
4 months
guys I’m freaking out this pair of checked vans randomly appeared in my house I’ve never seen them before idk whose they are and now I just got back and there is ANOTHER PAIR??
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Daddy Whorebux
1 year
@GreenTextRepost Getting turned on from sperm density is the probably most meta kink ever
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Daddy Whorebux
5 months
disco raindrops on the naked lady
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Daddy Whorebux
5 months
just livin that life
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@c0smicj0ke
Daddy Whorebux
3 months
I love taking nudes in public restrooms
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Daddy Whorebux
2 months
how I look at u when you ask me to put a bra on
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Daddy Whorebux
3 months
“that’s what I said, sodium chloride!”
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Daddy Whorebux
13 days
the way that two cops were staring at me when this video was taken
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It’s cool how they just let you smoke and drink on the NYC subway and no one does anything about it
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25 days
how my nipples look at you when you ask them how they’re enjoying the temperature
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@c0smicj0ke
Daddy Whorebux
2 months
when’s somebody gonna match my freak?
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@c0smicj0ke
Daddy Whorebux
10 days
being an egirl is so bleak men constantly cheat on their wives and gf’s with you your bf constantly cheats on your w other egirls the algorithm constantly cheats on you w other egirls when does it stop
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Daddy Whorebux
3 months
pulling more bitches than ever but i dont want any of them
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8 days
Polyamorous people are doing WAY too much. Just cheat, you save so much effort by not communicating.
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9 months
@mercurialsarah This is weirdly comforting to me
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Daddy Whorebux
3 months
Tonight while drunk I: 1. Went to a chess tournament 2. Went to a picnic 3. Went to a dinner party 4. Got chained to a radiator 5. Broke a whole jar of olives in my backpack in a bar And the night is still barely even middle aged
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Daddy Whorebux
27 days
how could I be sad when god gave me the tightest wettest pussy on earth
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3 months
how I gaze at you drunkenly from across the bar
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Daddy Whorebux
18 days
No matter how ugly you feel right now, I guarantee that you will be shocked at how beautiful you think you used to be when you look at old photos of yourself
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Daddy Whorebux
22 days
i fucking hate people
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@c0smicj0ke
Daddy Whorebux
2 months
I’m not just an unhinged thirst trap I’m a real girl with hopes and dreams. I pray to my god and I have profound gratitude for my community.
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Daddy Whorebux
1 month
just a sad bitch eating a jar of olives on her couch
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Daddy Whorebux
2 months
Roxie Hart sun Velma Kelly moon and rising
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Daddy Whorebux
2 months
If you’re considering hopping in the DMs with your anon account saying something about “im right here”, don’t.
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Daddy Whorebux
1 month
what kind of animal do my vibes give off?
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Daddy Whorebux
2 months
told you i could never live without your love, but i lied
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Daddy Whorebux
3 months
I’m poly!!! Poly gonna put a gun in my mouth if you mention your polycule again
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Daddy Whorebux
2 months
Accepting primary partner applications for my harem. It’s me and my three hot girlfriends looking for one penis to worship.
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Daddy Whorebux
3 months
Like this if you’re nasty
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Daddy Whorebux
2 months
I’m ready to give up and start having multiple self destructive hook ups each week with people who don’t care about my well being!!
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Daddy Whorebux
3 months
too slutty for main too cunty to not post
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Daddy Whorebux
4 months
It’s like nobody want to be in a toxic codependent entanglement anymore :/
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@c0smicj0ke
Daddy Whorebux
8 months
Our society loves giving hand outs to those who need it the LEAST
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Daddy Whorebux
2 months
it’s a woman’s world, and you’re lucky to be living in it
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Daddy Whorebux
2 months
idk I think I lowkey killed it
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Daddy Whorebux
5 months
I really need my next boyfriend to be a man from twitter who DMs me after I post a thirst trap but doesn’t like the post or engage with it in any way
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Daddy Whorebux
4 months
Bushwick is full of “feminist” men who claim to hate other men but also are incapable of respecting women beyond a performative offering of misandry… but they’re NOT like other guys
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@c0smicj0ke
Daddy Whorebux
3 months
waiting for my sliders by the trash in a dress
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Daddy Whorebux
5 months
I love being glamorous
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@c0smicj0ke
Daddy Whorebux
3 months
crying because my life is too easy
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@c0smicj0ke
Daddy Whorebux
2 months
I stop getting laid and now my tweets suck
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Daddy Whorebux
8 days
Who wants to be in a very glamorous and sexy public relationship where we are in love but we both cheat on each other constantly but don’t care at all
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Daddy Whorebux
1 month
I should kiss more girls soon
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Daddy Whorebux
28 days
It’s really annoying when men do that thing where they performatively “respect women”. Why don’t you blindfold me and throw me in the back of your van like a real man would?
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Daddy Whorebux
6 years
@Dobb4theDub @_kendracula @DeonPruitt_ @OG_BabyBoo Uh also sometimes it's better to leave a relationship rather than stick around for the purpose of keeping it going. Sometimes you both deserve better and need to focus on personal growth
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Daddy Whorebux
5 months
should I go on meds or should I embark on a quest to hit a triple digit body count this summer?
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10 days
I lowkey miss my long hair
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Daddy Whorebux
23 days
Oh my girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her she’s chained to a radiator in my basement
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Daddy Whorebux
1 year
@jayjayOlul @GreenTextRepost omg that mega sperm is really ensuring the continuity of my species!!!! 🥵💦
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Daddy Whorebux
3 months
Happy Father’s Day to all of us who had to be our own daddy
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Daddy Whorebux
4 months
a man just asked me if I wanted to watch him shave like it was some Sort of prize. And here I am moments later watching him shave like it’s some sort of Prize.
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having another episode
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4 months
Drake be like “if I’m a liar then why aren’t my pants on fire? 👁️🫦👁️”
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Daddy Whorebux
3 months
My roommate said she will fuck me so that I don’t fuck any of my exes. Considering it to avoid catching another body.
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Daddy Whorebux
2 months
To think that just five years ago a dude from my home town was aggressively trying to convince me to move to New York to be chained to his radiator and become his and his girlfriends sex slave only for him to have to move and me to end up moving here and thriving
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Daddy Whorebux
1 month
bouncing on it a little sounds so fun right now
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Daddy Whorebux
2 months
you are the entire ocean in a drop.
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Daddy Whorebux
1 month
If you ever wanted to have your way with me now is your chance because I no longer care about myself or what repercussions I have to face 🥰
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16 days
Imagine in one summer you throw your first event, DJ at some spots, go to a sick music festival, go on vacation with the family of someone you had been seeing, see justice live, double your follower count over being chained to a radiator… who blessed me?
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@c0smicj0ke
Daddy Whorebux
4 months
mezcal: drank poppers: popped cervix: bruised HAPPY FRIDAY YALL!!!
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2 months
I think my wisdom tooth hole is finally healed enough to go back to vigorous sloppy toppy
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Daddy Whorebux
4 months
ska shoes are asexual!!! 😭
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sad to miss clown cult this weekend
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7 months
I just got called a normie by a male comedian in Brooklyn who likes to shoot hoops and listen to Drake
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@allanaiguana You are a normie
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Daddy Whorebux
3 months
My emotional support jar of olives broke inside of my backpack in the club so I’m throwing the whole backpack away
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4 months
angelic girl dinner 🥰🙏
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3 months
I would hate if someone did this to me rn
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16 days
My next boyfriend better rip my iud out with his teeth
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Daddy Whorebux
1 month
There’s a block party happening on a street near me and I see a BOUNCY HOUSE! Would it be wrong of me to grab a case of white claws and throw myself into that sucker?
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Daddy Whorebux
10 months
The funny thing is that people in the comments think this is satire but it is a very real experience. I have lived this.
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Daddy Whorebux
2 months
mommy’s little camera slut
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Daddy Whorebux
3 months
Hairy chest on your titties while making out in missionary
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1 month
I hereby declare that every single man that has mistreated a woman is going to develop a permanent beer gut, never find satisfaction in life and spend the rest of his days paralyzed by guilt, shame and regret
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2 months
Singing is so cathartic in these trying times
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Daddy Whorebux
1 month
Wait that was crazy how my ex of six years got sent to video game rehab and then I did drugs with all of his favorite streamers of that video game the moral of the story is do not fuck with me
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3 months
this and some homosexual pre marital 🤤
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1 month
I’m glad that my roommate let me know that she can’t masturbate with our new bidet before my own pathetic attempts
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Daddy Whorebux
3 months
Last night while drunk I: 1. Accidentally slammed my head on a wall 2. Cried for the friends I can only visit in my dreams 3. Told a man who never wants children that I yearn to bear his child
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2 months
when you get broken up with
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