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Simon 🌳 TREEWEEK tickets are live!

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Simon 🌳 TREEWEEK tickets are live!

@simon_ohler

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Hallo my friends! TREEWEEK tickets are live!!! From this time ~30 room tickets, 20 camping tickets. First come first serve :) Can't wait to welcome you to a lush space with all 4 elements: 🌊 lake, 🌳 trees, 🔥 sauna, 🌬️ friends. L I N K I N B I O also, AMA about it!

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6 months

ur too serious, open ur clown chakra

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8 months

I just saw this ad and it's so well done I had to poast

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2 months

There is a little charade involved in being *hot*. Women know this better than men. Learning this especially as a man is some 100x shit, bar is low. After achieving this, the game isn't over. You now receive 100x the attention. Dealing with that is a skill in itself.

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6 months

somone on the vibecamp forum asked: "I have a raging crush on my boss who is married and I’m EXHAUSTED by this and want it to end. How to get over a crush?" I enjoyed giving an answer and here it is:

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7 months

Am I in love or am I just adequately supplementing vitamin d and magnesium?

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5 months

Procrastination is your mind making an invalid command for your body. Your body is your friend and not a slave. And you need your body for every single task. Best antidote: stop the commands, start asking, suggesting, inviting. Treat urself like you would treat other people.

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9 months

Super organic vegan Cafe that's all about peace and love but it's impossible to hang out at cuz the owner's nervous system is upregulated AF and I'm not gonna have bad vibes with my coconut rice milk matcha latte sorry

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4 months

my littlest Bro (20) had a psychosis last week and he's in psychiatric care now. It's pretty rough. Strange time. Not sure what's gonna happen. I'm trying to hold down the fort and make plans with mom and little Bro (22). I guess I need prayers and advice.

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11 months

You must be blessingsmaxxing. You must be wishing well upon your peers and your enemies and yourselves daily. Smile at people on the streets and quietly commend them for their courageous undertaking in the arduous game of life. Your blessings will return to you manifold.

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1 year

idk who needs to hear this but it’s going to get easier from now on. You’ve done the inner work for years. You started with the hard part. Going out into the world, executing, offering, earning may seem difficult bc you’re not used to it. But it’s way easier.

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5 months

Get rid of all your Shoulds until your Wants come back.

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7 months

I know you're all into jhanas etc. but I'd like to invite you to look towards the ancient tradition of christendom, just for a moment, and discover their most potent psychotechnology: forgiveness.

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2 months

Again, women know this, on Avg they inhabit way more space on the scales of attention and hotness.

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10 months

I feel like I, my brother, my friends and TPOT have successfully reparented me over the last 2.5 years, after a big breakup. I can see my attachment wounds closing in real time. I'm in a budding love relationship and I feel hella securely attached. My life is full of love. ❤️‍🔥

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2 months

@Jarsen Bro if you keep acting like "I'm not hot" I'm gonna slap you around properly when I see you. My advice to you is to stop being a pussy and accepting your existence as a hot boi. Maybe you need some chicks to explicitly tell you you're hot but it's all up here for you

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1 year

Are you worried whether people like you or not? Here: Do you like them? Then they will like you. UNLESS they are hurting and you remind them of what’s hurt them. OR you are hurting and you liking them is secretly you wanting something from them to help you with your pain.

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7 months

Amount of meaning my life has ever since I'm with a woman I love vs. before is STAGGERING

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1 year

You can let go of the kinky need to play the game on hard mode bc you feel worthless otherwise, or your life doesn’t seem exciting enough. Go out and get what is yours. Enjoy the story! God and the world will smile and shine upon you. You’re well prepared. It will be easier.

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5 months

Reminder that u likely won't stop or change your "bad habits" if they are loadbearing for major problems in your life. When you find love, in a person, a place, in a crew or in work, you will change by yourself, and you won't have to do anything.

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10 months

touch deprivation is a real sickness

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3 months

@jnsyaaa I'm actually sure you can and what choice do you really have? What does it matter which language if what is said is coming from the heart? This is not a design question -- the question is how fucking cool of a person this kid is gonna be??? What a gift!

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7 months

PSA: Lying is INCONCEIVABLY bad. This includes taboos, resentments and omissions. Do not, I repeat, do not lie. Avoid at almost any cost!

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@QiaochuYuan

7 months

i can't believe i have to say this but some recent discourse suggests that this is less universal that i had hoped, so: lying is incredibly socially destructive, it degrades the trust required for society to function, and it makes everyone worse off in the long term

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1 year

Could you please start acting like you got God in your corner?

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4 months

🌳 Hello! I'm pleased to announce TREEWEEK! 🌳 TREEWEEK takes place from Sep 23 — Sep 29/30, 2024, close to Berlin. TREEWEEK is a summer (or early autumn) TPOT camp and it's for you!!! Sign ups are open to gauge attendance, ticket sales soon. ⬇️ Read more & sign up! ⬇️

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2 years

You have a new idea, a new plan, or tried something new and it felt good. You immediately poast in on Twitter. Congratulations, you just masturbated away most of your manifesting power. Let your fresh ideas ripen and treat them gently, like little plants. Live slower.

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1 year

I’ll have you all know that at Jesscamp, “Lemur” was used very fluently and wholesomely as a technology to integrate others.

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4 months

@mechanical_monk Are these stairs going up or down 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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@Jarsen To make my point slightly more compassionate: I would put you into the 2nd problem space. You're de facto a very good looking dude belive it or not, and as long as you don't believe it, it will be impossible for you to perceive the attention that women already give you

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3 months

I took time off to become myself to let all of love into my life to plant a garden of lived beauty into which I could invite my lover who would quickly see who I was and if she liked it she could just stay and indeed she's here now rejoice she came and stayed.

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10 months

Hey Twitter babez, it's my birthday today!!! 2023 is a special year in my life, not least because of you. Thank you for being. Sending you many blessings and much love. If you want to give me a gift, please send me your blessings! I need them =]

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1 year

I partook in something for the last 9 months or so that I would describe as "lowering of the armor". shed a lot of layers, dropped a lot of cool, became way more earnest and vulnerable, started BEING myself more than ACTING myself. and I shaved my beard, of course.

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7 months

Reminder that we're only 3/4s through the holy nights. It's still a time to rest, do nothing and most importantly sit closely with the unknown! Resist making detailed plans, focus on reflecting and receiving. Get to work next week, or between the 10th and 15th of Jan.

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7 months

Can I just say.... That an extremely blessed crossover episode was had??? Also it seems like @yoltartar and I have traded beards.

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11 months

Episodes are now crossovering in my living room 🥰

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5 months

@not_a_hot_girl Yes this is correct. For food or activities it's good to have a finite list of stuff to choose from.

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People coming to TREEWEEK so far: @not_a_hot_girl @positive_loop @yoltartar @christineist @Hikarinessa @dismaien @puheenix @jnsyaaa @sol1dude @LaurenUba @ames_for_joy @UntilTrees @RandomR67879871 @mechanical_monk @Emanorick

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9 months

Haven't been posting bc I caught a virus (I'm in love)

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1 year

if you are making strides in your development, could you please document your journeys through your most difficult moments? You and many other people are gonna love these receipts!!!

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9 months

Blunt statement by snoop. Seems like it was a joint decision with his family. Sometimes you gotta weed out your habits, to spark some new opportunities.

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I’m giving up smoke.

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Moroccan wedding was something different

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4 months

Does anyone have good content pieces about dealing with psychosis patients? Some podcasts I could listen to?

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4 months

my littlest Bro (20) had a psychosis last week and he's in psychiatric care now. It's pretty rough. Strange time. Not sure what's gonna happen. I'm trying to hold down the fort and make plans with mom and little Bro (22). I guess I need prayers and advice.

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@QiaochuYuan Sex is more like... Seeing each other for who you truly are. Or something

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4 months

To disagree silently is to be disloyal

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1 year

Suit dreams come true. Regards from Vienna!

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1 year

What this means is that it’s actually unbelievable that men don’t wear suits anymore, it’s literally so good looking a good suit fits more like a fancy Pyjama than anything slick Colors are everything I need to buy a suit URGENTLY thank you

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7 months

as vibehole commences this week i’m sending joy to the attendees, godspeed to the organizers @not_a_hot_girl and @yoltartar , and of course, many blessings to all. first tpot event of the goated 2024 circuit let’s go!

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10 months

OK but have you tried relentlessly encouraging your friends?

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7 months

1) forgiveness requires active contemplation 2) forgiveness is a meditative act 3) forgiveness is social and communal, and makes your life tangibly better 4) forgiveness isn't one and done, you always uncover new layers of forgiveness and new people to forgive

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1 year

May have fucked around and founded a million dollar company today ooooopsie

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11 months

What you didn’t know is……. This is a crossover episode!!!!!

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@innerpathing

11 months

flea market dude talked me out of a velvet choker and into this headpiece. what do we think?

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2 months

@Jarsen So what you need to do is expand your awareness and especially stop feeling sorry for yourself or doubting yourself. And just walk around London or sit/stand and pay attention to who pays attention to you -- in glances of course, cuz that's the only acceptable attn span in public

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1 year

Did an elaborate mischief to cut my beard off today. Still feeling a bit naked but they tell me I look good? Please send assurances of my beauty, I need them dearly. Many blessings

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1 year

1. @simon_ohler and I did some magic together today at jesscamp i leaned into creating some shamanic healing and it was powerful, but I realized that with that power came a risk of harm, and i was afraid of that could i trust my instincts to prevent harm?

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3 months

How many people on here are starcraft players or enjoyoors?????

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@inflammateomnia

3 months

You would last at least fifteen minutes and ~thirty seconds in the arena that raised me

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1 year

Jesscamp was good, this picture represents the vibes. Many blessings!

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6 months

wouldn't it be funny if was writing some sort of advice column somewhere? what kind of publication still has an advice column?

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8 months

Not a bad day for a suit

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4 months

I'm grateful that my bro is stepping up like the biggest man I've ever seen, that my family is receptive and coming together for help, that I'm constantly surrounded by friends who I can talk with about all this, and that my little psycho Bro finally has professional help

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2 months

@Jarsen Asking "am I hot" 99% doesn't work cuz it's not hot to ask it. So if you're asking it your question will keep the spark of eros (hotness) from flying out of you into the eye of the other. The way is to psyop yourself into "I am hot" (repetition does wonders) and to STOP DOUBTING

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10 months

correct metric for twitter is not # views or engagement, but # lifelong friends who suddenly start living at your house

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2 months

@Jarsen This works better with dogs and children actually: cuz they don't look at your looks but at your vibe and that's what you need to work on: you need to allow yourself to be looked at. And this test that I practiced most on walks and in the streets is the approp validation process

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2 months

@Jarsen Your hotness is a gift to the world and only works as such. Get your psychology in the right place by validating thru strangers and friends who are meant to gas you up or collar grab you when you're doubting. And then STOP KEEPING IT INSIDE YOU?! IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING THERE! 🗣️

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4 months

I have a very good friend (f) and she needs a sexy funny lover (m) in case any of you boys would like to become a man

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4 months

Since last Wednesday I'm operating at like 50% capacity (based on my normal life) because I'm in complicated phone conversations and thoughts every day (surface world) and part of my baseline system seems to be zapped, I'm feeling foggy and confused (subconscious word)

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1 year

A wizard has only three tasks: 1) Tend to the goats (survive, eat, keep order) 2) Practice the crafts 3) Heed the call when it comes

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10 months

I spent my last years authenticity maxxing... Now my life is screaming for PRODUCTivity aka putting on a suit/mask that highlights certain parts of me to be pointy enough to enter business. Also I was raised on pure authenticity for better / for worse so it feels a bit illegal.

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1 year

If your job is soul sucking, maybe quit it and let something else suck on your soul? It can actually be quite nice to have your soul sucked

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1 month

I just added another Simon Ohler on LinkedIn by merit of his name, which is rare and rich in history, and next week we'll have a beer together. Life is good

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2 years

@thinkagainer Take a shower / do a state change. For me, arriving home = chilling eating sleeping. If I want to Do Something after I come home, I need to prime myself for it. Taking a shower = moment of relaxation & primer to start the day. So I get a second “day” in the evening at home.

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5 months

The killer meta skill is talking to yourself. Note-taking, Journaling, planning, meditation... Even lifting and other physical activity! They all point towards productive self-conversation.

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9 months

The other day I met my friends newborn boy. He came straight from a big nap. When we laid eyes on each other for the first time he gave a big laugh and smile. I was one of the first couple dozen people this human has ever seen. As such, I am blessed. Kids are the meaning of life.

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4 months

Cloud posting IS BACK

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2 months

Made some birthday cake for @DoroisDoro & @meansinfinity (brownies and photo by @not_a_hot_girl )

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6 months

i'm gonna build a nice income this year that helps me to continue my life as a full time philosopher and man of love and leisure. trust.

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10 months

quick hack to increase love in your life: use ❤️ emoji more

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yooo I had such a nice talk with @frideswyth 2 weeks ago and it's finally out!! YOU CAN JUST DO THINGS!!!!

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6 months

When I was in my 20s, with a killer job and a perfect career prospect, I thought I'd be dead by 30 -- meaning that Pre 30 I would have to have *everything* done. Now I'm 32 And life begins anew Shoutouts @p_millerd and the pathless path

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4 months

there is a productivity train to catch every day. but it leaves at some point. if you don't make it to productivity land during a day, best to accept it and cut your losses at some point and enjoy a free day, instead of waiting at the procrastination station.

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2 months

the subtle art of shutting the fuck up

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11 months

New shirt who dis

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1 year

spinning up projects with my friends cured my depression

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2 months

TREEWEEK UPDATE LOCATION FOUND THERE ARE TREES THERE ARE LAKES THERE IS A SAUNA THERE ARE ROOMS THERE IS CAMPING THE HOUSE IS OURS CAPACITY 50 EARLY BIRD TICKETS LIVE IN JUNE DON'T MISS IT - SIGN UP NOW

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4 months

🌳 Hello! I'm pleased to announce TREEWEEK! 🌳 TREEWEEK takes place from Sep 23 — Sep 29/30, 2024, close to Berlin. TREEWEEK is a summer (or early autumn) TPOT camp and it's for you!!! Sign ups are open to gauge attendance, ticket sales soon. ⬇️ Read more & sign up! ⬇️

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the @medleyberlin residency is a class of adhd superhero kids, in a very adhd friendly boarding school. The only assgnmnt is to do what they really want to do, and play. The teachers are there to facilitate freedom. All kids use their superpowers to train tgthr or help e/o. 🦹🦸‍♀️

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1 year

All my homies are in touch with the divine

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3 months

The Boyz and I while we're on the clock

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1 year

Is being a freelancer like polyamory for the job market kinda?

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9 months

if you feel you’re not having enough sex, talk more about sex. talking about sex is sex too. if you can’t talk about sex, you can’t have sex.

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@PstafarianPrice no no I'm obviously very genuine. what do you disagree with? what's your advice to get over a crush?

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400 followers. Thank you! Let’s do a special: Opening my I Ching tent for you! Ask me a question about your life.* I’ll throw an I Ching for you and give you a short reading and a blessing. Good luck, Godspeed. Please enter… 🎪🧙‍♂️🪙☯️

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1 year

I have a podcast on which I have sweet deep conversations with people. Look!

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6 months

Tbh domestic bliss is my only true goal in life

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It will happen

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@Romy_Holland It's positive but only if the reply guy owns it. If the reply guy secretly wants "more" the term simply is simp adjacent. But it's best for everyone to imagine reply guys happy

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11 months

Episodes are now crossovering in my living room 🥰

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11 months

Did someone say crossover episode ??

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1 month

Certified cutie cc @christineist @not_a_hot_girl

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@simon_ohler

6 months

same here I wouldn't be nearly where I am if it wasn't for TPOT

ELIAS🔍SCHMIED

@reconfigurthing

6 months

Reading tpot tweets every day for the past few years has been an enormous boon to my personal growth - like a little wise advisor on my shoulder, someone similar to me but a bit older and more experienced, whispering their lessons into my ear

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@simon_ohler

5 months

I'm kinda having an open house party get together on Friday (at my place in Berlin). Feeling very open invite about this. Anyone who isn't in my immediate Berlin circles wanna come? Good chance to meet some Twitter people + more. DM me!

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@simon_ohler

1 year

@_brentbaum The best parents I know talk to their kids in pretty normal polite and respectful voices, the same you would use for a friend you don’t know incredibly well

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@simon_ohler

2 months

@Jarsen Imagine going to someone and saying "god-damn I'm just feeling very sexy today", what are they gonna say? They're gonna at least smile 100%? But if you go "hey excuse me do you think I'm hot cuz I'm not sure" it's more like wtf do you want from me and why is that my problem?

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@simon_ohler

7 months

Have u ever seen a human dissociate before your eyes? It kinda sucks

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@simon_ohler

10 months

Porto is pretty

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@simon_ohler

11 months

My spiritual practice? Oh idk chilling super hard and enjoying myself, so that when I give someone a big hug they feel it at the core of their being and ask me what's the name of the technique I just used on them.

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