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Kuklochka

19 days

Peoples go-to insult for me is skinny + big forehead but all I’m ever thinking about is how to get skinnier and how to make my forehead look bigger

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Kuklochka

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Turning 23 in less than 2 weeks

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I’m bringing sexy (Gamine Essence) back

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Thinking of you, unknown beautiful woman in a 90s photograph from Kosovë

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Kuklochka

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2 months

Modern Albanian pop music is like *Latina beat* *autotune* Mmyeah yeah ooh yeahhmmm ... A po vjen me mua , se te dua ... Baby, Ku je ti..... I am Twerkingg.... [Rapper]: Cocaine. Bugatti. Versace. Habibi. BITCHES BE TRIPPIN. Habibi. Zemer. Habibi.

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Kuklochka

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When I was 10-11 I was naturally really skinny and I’d get made fun of for it and one day on Tumblr I saw proana stuff for the first time and was like Ugh finally some body positivity!

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Women do not need “hunter eyes” to be supermodel pretty. Women are not “predators”

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

29 days

Telling a man you’re 17 so he leaves you alone

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

19 days

Pale olive skin mogs red, inflamed, sunburnt, skin every time. And it has nothing to do with health. Just Slavic or Mediterranean genes.

beauty 🐆

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19 days

The difference between white with yellow undertones vs white with red undertones is blood and somewhat skin thickness Being white with yellow undertones means you’re anemic Red undertones mean good blood flow and good blood volume Vitamin A, Beet salad, pomegranate and

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

3 months

I cut this old nightgown and now its a babydoll dress

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Kuklochka

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Getting annoyed at my girl oomfs reply guys on their behalf

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Kuklochka

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15 days

I think they should bring back waiftwt. Edtwt needs an oppressive upperclass to keep them in check

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Kuklochka

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1 month

Skinny privilege is being able to do some greedy and financially irresponsible shit like buy a whole pie for lunch and eat it at your work desk and everyone is like WERK QUEEN. NOURISH YOUR BODY

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

2 months

Once I realized there is a surplus of older men that would settle for you simply based on the fact that you are young, this became boring. Excessive. Secure a hot young stallion who is shutting down beautiful women left and right for you and I’ll be impressed.

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age gap summer #real

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I think terfs actually do the opposite of equating womanhood to being a teeny tiny 12 year old. I don’t know who this is directed towards but it seems like a made up person to be mad at.

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Ethel Cain (an indie transwoman musician) made this post about an hour ago on tumblr & then deleted it.

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

25 days

Big Pussy Nation is so annoying because like you weren’t gonna buy this shit. Its ugly. You’re not actually mad it won’t fit you. You just want to tell us you have a fat meaty vagina

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They done pissed me off

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Meeeee

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Would you try the Current Cici Diet?

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

14 days

This is ignorant and just a mean thing to say to a struggling new mom

Your OG 🐩

@LRNROSE

15 days

this is rude as hell but its so funny 😭

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

13 days

I had it worse being “Cicington” and you never saw me crying about it.

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@PopBase

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Chappell Roan calls out the public harassment she has received from fans: “I don’t care that this crazy type of behavior comes along with the job… that does not make it okay.”

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

2 months

God I can't wait for my young autistic Catholic wedding

nice girl

@moshfegh_mutual

2 months

wow. the young autistic catholic wedding photos are actually very beautiful to me

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

14 days

I think women like this are spiteful towards anorexics because they’re intimidated by the pride those girls have in their dedication. They don’t necessarily want to be that thin, they’re just afraid of being thought of at as a lazy person with no willpower upon sight.

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

2 months

I have to do something to get really famous because if I die knowing my biggest impact on this planet was being an ED Twitter Public Figure I want someone to slingshot my body into the sun

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

2 months

I wouldn’t care even if she did it on purpose

roger for president

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2 months

Did we forget

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@shqiptarded

1 month

How it feels getting “Eat A Burger”ed

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

24 days

Hate watching people eat. Hate hearing people eat. Hate eating with people. Hate eating in front of people.

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

2 months

Just mean for no reason

pink pilates princess💗

@KUNTCOWBOY

2 months

No sorry I know better than to accept food from random wh*te people ❤️

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

1 month

“Tall men should not be with short women!!” Are you guys forgetting that some people meet in real life and fall in love. That not everyone is on a dating app setting their preferences to certain things

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

27 days

Also this is a painfully “stupid American” take. By their logic, its ok to disrespect groups who have never been oppressed. But Christians have been persecuted, genocided even, all over the world. I thought everyone knew this

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@thenewdynamo

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@ashtraygirl26 it is okay to disrespect christians ! hope this helps.

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

17 days

Everyone is mad but they’re honestly vibesmatched

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

1 month

A slur :/

white jeep cherokee🧚🏻‍♀️

@RangeRoan

1 month

love that chappell is getting recognition but i fear half of them would probably call her a slur :/

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

25 days

Omg its even worse than you could expect

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

28 days

You absolute MANIAC!!

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨marci ୧ ˚⋆ ˚｡⋆

@flufxym0th

29 days

one time i was so desperate to get skinny i considered doing coke

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

15 days

It’s officially been a year since me and my boyfriend moved in together and it’s been nothing but perfect. Many people would advise against moving in with someone you’ve only been dating for 2 months but I guess those people have never known a love like mine.

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

12 days

If you’re sick of a new internet buzzword you know you can just put your phone down so you stop seeing it

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

10 days

Doing the “go outside” thing as someone who spends time making Fatspo threads doesn’t really work

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You have no real life issues

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

1 month

Getting a boyfriend and leaving New York was the best thing I ever did

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Girls don't want boyfriends, girls want to live in New York

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

2 months

What sucks about not being famous is whenever you do retarded shit people in your life are just like "What the hell is wrong with you?!?!" And theres no one thats gonna post a screenshot of a headline about you being messy like "queen"

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

15 days

Me: Woman in her 30s-40s: And you’re not gonna have that body forever honey .. Just wait til you turn 28 !! It’s all gonna go downhill from there!!! Trust me I used to be as tiny as you. Maybe even smaller.

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

1 month

Everything women do that goes against the grain is called “pick me.” As soon as you dislike a woman you revert back to 2000s misogyny and call her a slut who does everything for men

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

26 days

Being “neurodivergent” nowadays is like in South Park when Stan got depressed and wanted to hang out with the goth kids and he was like “so how do I be a non-conformist” and they were like “so you just have to dress and act exactly like us”

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

2 months

How out of touch is everyone that they’re mad over this girl “Asianfishing” and not recognizing how sad this level of self hatred is ?

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same person

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

22 days

Its not. His arms should be bigger than your legs

Jenni

@hashjenni

23 days

Why is this so relatable 😅😭

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@shqiptarded

21 days

Is it just me or its kinda hater when a girl has like perfectly done platinum hair and the comments section is like Okay but imagine her with dark brown or bright red hair 😍

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

11 days

Why do gay men flex being desperate for somebody else’s man who would never in a million years want them back

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@MICHAELF0UR

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a girl just caught me staring at her very buff tatted man and rolled her eyes at me…. bitch keep him in the house then

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@shqiptarded

2 months

Come on down to Florida I got something for ya

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@shqiptarded

22 days

I think what bothers me about overtly horny posting on here is as simple as like .... I find 99% of you people extremely sexually unappealing and it fills me with disgust to envision you even just getting turned on

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@shqiptarded

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Looks slop but soooo good

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

17 days

Being white but being constantly asked about your ethnicity by Americans just means you’re beautiful

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

1 month

Not to get in on celebrity discourse but this girl who has been copying Ariana Grande since she was Cat, her current white phase, and everything in between is So insane to me

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2 months

She’s here

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

18 days

Having sex >>

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@shqiptarded

2 months

I'm pretty than a mother fucker hoes be looking Okay

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

2 months

They don't make psychiatrists like the one from My Year Of Rest And Relaxation anymore. Because of woke.

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

2 months

Imaging being in your adult beginner ballet class, working hard on your uncoordinated bullshit, and this skinnyfat woman who hasn’t moved a muscle the entire time is taking mirror selfies with you in the background looking stupid . I’d be pissed.

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Who remembers

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

25 days

Eroticism is dead

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@sanjh0e

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guts were rearranged, love was made, holes were fucked, names were moaned, soul was healed. ✨

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@shqiptarded

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I feel like theres a dark truth as to why all poly people are ugly but everyone is scared to say it

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@shqiptarded

1 month

I just know the quote tweets are like Haha this is every white woman in Brooklyn or Chicago or FIT or works at Starbucks Or something

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clairo’s face card is actually lethal

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@shqiptarded

1 month

I was watching South Park on the plane and when I got up to use the bathroom I saw that the 2 other most beautiful girls on the plane were also watching South Park

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@shqiptarded

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There is yogurt at the bottom of this

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

1 month

“People collapsed to the ground and started screaming” “I was the only one who would talk to her” Are you really trying to hit us with some “real shit” or just trying to dramatize your trauma and paint yourself out as some kind of martyr

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this video is terrifying me right now. i feel like you guys should see it

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They judge me like a picture book, by the colors like they forgot to read

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

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Any time a man says “its her body she can do whatever she wants with it” it is because he can benefit from your choice somehow

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

2 months

The day I tweeted “Omg you people can’t do anything” was the day I did my one and only editorial modeling gig and I absentmindedly tweeted it on the train then checked my phone after the photoshoot was done to see it blowing up. Probably my famousest day.

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

2 months

He was basically calling you skinny. Ive noticed older men will comment on how much you eat if you’re skinny because it surprises them that you eat. Also, they assume that because you are thin you wouldn’t take it personally. To them only fat girls are self conscious about eating

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bought this at the gas station and the guy was like “wow you must be hungry” like okay i’m not eating it now

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

23 days

Trying to be tradwife who cooks and cleans but my giant boyfriend has to eat like 5 times a day

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@shqiptarded

1 month

I wish I was retarded so I could smoke weed for my anxiety

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14 days

I loved Twiggy so much when I was 16 I put tape on my eyelids to lift the fold and make my eyes look bigger. It actually had a worked over time and now I don’t have hooded eyes anymore.

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

17 days

Do people actually eat portions this big

🌹One Less Lonely Girl🌹

@st_weightloss

19 days

What would you add to this plate?

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@shqiptarded

1 month

This video always make me freaking cry…

The Best

@ThebestFigen

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In Brazil, it is tradition to share your first slice of birthday cake with the one you love the most. His reaction … 💕

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

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I want to get pregnant soon

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

23 days

Not funny :( She was killed

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

17 days

When he treats you so good you start Latina tweeting

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@shqiptarded

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Its Fatass Fit Bitch Friday

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

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Talking about the South Park boys like people talk about Sex and the City and HBO Girls. Like omg I’m the Kenny of my friend group

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

20 days

I would kill all of us if I was any person in this scenario

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

2 months

Doing all this just to drink artificially colored corn syrup ... Its like those people who film themselves cleaning their sink with 6 different brands of hydrochloric acid

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@HoodFamousTV_

2 months

Ok man… WE CLEANING GROCERIES NOW?!?!?!?!?

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

29 days

[Kesha voice] But we kick em to the curb unless they look like a f*ggot

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

10 days

Every now and then I see something that reminds me that most Americans think 115lbs is like. Severely unhealthy and unachievable for an adult woman and it gives me whiplash

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

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What annoyed me so much when I was in Europe was other Americans being like “Dont you just feel so much better eating the food here??” No. I actually eat healthy in America. We’re eating croissants with stroopwafels and espresso and drinking no water. I feel like pure shit

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Kuklochka

@shqiptarded

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How it feels to start making dinner before he gets home from work

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