Modern Albanian pop music is like
*Latina beat* *autotune* Mmyeah yeah ooh yeahhmmm ... A po vjen me mua , se te dua ... Baby, Ku je ti..... I am Twerkingg....
[Rapper]: Cocaine. Bugatti. Versace. Habibi. BITCHES BE TRIPPIN. Habibi. Zemer. Habibi.
When I was 10-11 I was naturally really skinny and I’d get made fun of for it and one day on Tumblr I saw proana stuff for the first time and was like Ugh finally some body positivity!
The difference between white with yellow undertones vs white with red undertones is blood and somewhat skin thickness
Being white with yellow undertones means you’re anemic
Red undertones mean good blood flow and good blood volume
Vitamin A, Beet salad, pomegranate and
Skinny privilege is being able to do some greedy and financially irresponsible shit like buy a whole pie for lunch and eat it at your work desk and everyone is like WERK QUEEN. NOURISH YOUR BODY
Once I realized there is a surplus of older men that would settle for you simply based on the fact that you are young, this became boring. Excessive. Secure a hot young stallion who is shutting down beautiful women left and right for you and I’ll be impressed.
I think terfs actually do the opposite of equating womanhood to being a teeny tiny 12 year old. I don’t know who this is directed towards but it seems like a made up person to be mad at.
Big Pussy Nation is so annoying because like you weren’t gonna buy this shit. Its ugly. You’re not actually mad it won’t fit you. You just want to tell us you have a fat meaty vagina
Chappell Roan calls out the public harassment she has received from fans:
“I don’t care that this crazy type of behavior comes along with the job… that does not make it okay.”
I think women like this are spiteful towards anorexics because they’re intimidated by the pride those girls have in their dedication. They don’t necessarily want to be that thin, they’re just afraid of being thought of at as a lazy person with no willpower upon sight.
I have to do something to get really famous because if I die knowing my biggest impact on this planet was being an ED Twitter Public Figure I want someone to slingshot my body into the sun
“Tall men should not be with short women!!” Are you guys forgetting that some people meet in real life and fall in love. That not everyone is on a dating app setting their preferences to certain things
Also this is a painfully “stupid American” take. By their logic, its ok to disrespect groups who have never been oppressed. But Christians have been persecuted, genocided even, all over the world. I thought everyone knew this
It’s officially been a year since me and my boyfriend moved in together and it’s been nothing but perfect. Many people would advise against moving in with someone you’ve only been dating for 2 months but I guess those people have never known a love like mine.
What sucks about not being famous is whenever you do retarded shit people in your life are just like "What the hell is wrong with you?!?!" And theres no one thats gonna post a screenshot of a headline about you being messy like "queen"
Me:
Woman in her 30s-40s: And you’re not gonna have that body forever honey .. Just wait til you turn 28 !! It’s all gonna go downhill from there!!! Trust me I used to be as tiny as you. Maybe even smaller.
Everything women do that goes against the grain is called “pick me.” As soon as you dislike a woman you revert back to 2000s misogyny and call her a slut who does everything for men
Being “neurodivergent” nowadays is like in South Park when Stan got depressed and wanted to hang out with the goth kids and he was like “so how do I be a non-conformist” and they were like “so you just have to dress and act exactly like us”
Is it just me or its kinda hater when a girl has like perfectly done platinum hair and the comments section is like Okay but imagine her with dark brown or bright red hair 😍
I think what bothers me about overtly horny posting on here is as simple as like .... I find 99% of you people extremely sexually unappealing and it fills me with disgust to envision you even just getting turned on
Not to get in on celebrity discourse but this girl who has been copying Ariana Grande since she was Cat, her current white phase, and everything in between is So insane to me
Imaging being in your adult beginner ballet class, working hard on your uncoordinated bullshit, and this skinnyfat woman who hasn’t moved a muscle the entire time is taking mirror selfies with you in the background looking stupid . I’d be pissed.
I was watching South Park on the plane and when I got up to use the bathroom I saw that the 2 other most beautiful girls on the plane were also watching South Park
“People collapsed to the ground and started screaming” “I was the only one who would talk to her” Are you really trying to hit us with some “real shit” or just trying to dramatize your trauma and paint yourself out as some kind of martyr
The day I tweeted “Omg you people can’t do anything” was the day I did my one and only editorial modeling gig and I absentmindedly tweeted it on the train then checked my phone after the photoshoot was done to see it blowing up. Probably my famousest day.
He was basically calling you skinny. Ive noticed older men will comment on how much you eat if you’re skinny because it surprises them that you eat. Also, they assume that because you are thin you wouldn’t take it personally. To them only fat girls are self conscious about eating
I loved Twiggy so much when I was 16 I put tape on my eyelids to lift the fold and make my eyes look bigger. It actually had a worked over time and now I don’t have hooded eyes anymore.
Doing all this just to drink artificially colored corn syrup ... Its like those people who film themselves cleaning their sink with 6 different brands of hydrochloric acid
Every now and then I see something that reminds me that most Americans think 115lbs is like. Severely unhealthy and unachievable for an adult woman and it gives me whiplash
What annoyed me so much when I was in Europe was other Americans being like “Dont you just feel so much better eating the food here??” No. I actually eat healthy in America. We’re eating croissants with stroopwafels and espresso and drinking no water. I feel like pure shit