being gay is asking a cute boy if you can take him to dinner but he can’t because his keyholder is back in town from chicago and he’s getting locked up and fisted that day
what all these girls don’t realize is i’m an azealia banks stan so “kys f
@g
” does not singe my ear in fact now i’m stanning you too kristen from ohio
i’m visiting my parents on their vacation and there is one twunk here preventing me from being the most fuckable person at the resort.... i’m miserable