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@shikumungai_

1 month

Nikita's opening act had me fighting back tears. We will not forget! #RutoMustGo

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@shikumungai_

3 months

Thank you JKUAT towers for opening your doors .... We shall remember! #RejectFinanceBill2024 #OccupyParliament

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@shikumungai_

23 days

Sylvia Mulinge was a good student of Bob Collymore. She's using that manual huko kwa jirani and it seems to be working. Meanwhile our short accountant at that green place is just making it worser by the day.

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@shikumungai_

2 months

Class, let's recite our daily motto. (In the right intonation)

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@shikumungai_

1 month

Utalia utoe bubbles na mapua. Ask Kagwe Mungai 😂😂😂

Post Carlone

@carltonkitheka1

1 month

Stumbled on a Christian Girl podcast that I've been listening to all morning and I realized I may have been sleeping on Christian baddies this whole time They might be the real good women

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@shikumungai_

3 months

Honestly flo,this is not the time. I am busy with #RejectFinanceBill2024 How would I be thinking of getting pregnant in this economy?? To raise the child with what money???

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@shikumungai_

13 days

Last week I met a guy in the bar and he asked if he could meet me some other time for drinks,I said no. He said my man is lucky bc his girl would have said yes. Sjawai isha hivo😂😂😂

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@shikumungai_

8 months

Imagine upate mluhya alafu mtoto wako aitwe Shindishindu. Even when it's urgent, avoid luhya men 😂😂😂

Dr Boni Khalwale, CBS

@DrBKhalwale

8 months

It's a very cold evening in Nairobi. My grandson, Austin Shindishindu Khalwale, has been here for the weekend. What a joy warming up together!

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@shikumungai_

9 days

Dawa ya lakeside ni murima @osumo_brad

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@shikumungai_

2 years

Men understand loyalty. That's why they'd rather drive three hours away every two weeks to their barber than get a new barber.

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@shikumungai_

2 years

Wacheni kuni DM mimi nkona bwana na watoto watatu 😭

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@shikumungai_

7 months

Unasaidia mtu homework unagongwa na 'teacher said'. Heh, si wewe na uyo teacher mkafanye homework bas 🙄

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@shikumungai_

5 months

I present to you : A kikuyu man. 😂

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@Carolinerathabe

5 months

“Don't cook today babe I just got paid” Then he shows up drunk around 23:30 carrying a live chicken

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@shikumungai_

3 months

Na ndo ujue hii country ina mchezo, there's a night club sharing a fence with a psychiatry hospital that has addicts admitted for rehabilitation.

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@shikumungai_

3 months

I need the youth in kikuyu constituency to start a revolution against @KIMANIICHUNGWAH . Here and on Facebook. Then we inform our parents and everyone around us and ensure in 2027 we vote for someone who is for us. Voters in kikuyu,rise up!!!!! #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@shikumungai_

2 years

There's a very sexy aura that men over 35 and early 40's have. They just ooze confidence. Sijui ni tupesa ama ni experience but wueh! Mashallah!

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@shikumungai_

3 years

Btw ghosting is toxic. Really toxic. Muwache hio tabia.

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@shikumungai_

1 year

GEMA babes, just stick to our GEMA bros. Thank me later. Kitu mnatafuta huko western hamkijui 😂na kitawarambaa.

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@shikumungai_

2 years

Otherwise?

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@shikumungai_

15 days

Mimi. Lakini mi ni mweusi sijui kama utanikubali kwa meza.

Owich

@PiocheBrio

15 days

Nani ako na powerbank huku Charisma?

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@shikumungai_

8 months

Mkishikana mikono CBD labda mtembelee uptown. Huku down town mtatuwekea jam na tukona mashughuli 😂😂

Kathambi | Pan-African 💫🌍❤️

@iamkathambi

8 months

My ideal date in Nairobi would be to take a matatu to CBD. Walk around holding hands 👩🏾‍🤝‍👨🏿 And analyzing economic activity 😂 Go to the archives. And the library. Buy fries and coffee. And maybe ice cream from Sno cream. Then go eat at Uhuru Park while people watching 😍

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@shikumungai_

2 years

Someone has unblocked me, wished me a happy birthday and blocked me again even before I said thank you. 😂😂Honestly that's the level of pettiness I want to unlock this new year 😂😂😂

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@shikumungai_

1 year

Speaking of dates, nmewai enda date nkaulizwa about the future of electric cars in Kenya na where I see myself in five years. Buana if you want to be HR just say 😂

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@shikumungai_

1 year

You meet a 35+ man who's single, top eligible bachelor, and they quickly show you why they are single 😂😂huu mchezo hauna formula.

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@shikumungai_

2 years

Kuna jamaa amekuja kubuy curtains na galdem hapa eastleigh 😂sioni wakiendelea na relationship after this. Mrembo anataka curtains za bright pink, mara purple😂jamaa anamuuliza kama ako sawa kichwa 😂😂😂.

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@shikumungai_

8 months

If there's a tagline I hate is 'imagine if it was your sister, brother, wife, son. Humanity doesn't have to hit close to home for you to exercise it. A rapist will rape a daughter and a stranger alike.

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@shikumungai_

3 months

Unapiga story za sherehe na watu and you realise you've lived in two different nairobis tbh. Wdym you used to party in river road?

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@shikumungai_

6 months

Hakuna kitu hupatia mountain babes kiburi kama baba zao 😂😂Akijua baba yake anaweza come through for her, kiburi hupanda zaidi 😂😂😂.

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@shikumungai_

10 days

See what I was saying the other day? Bob's student kabisa. Showing empathy,connecting with the people...That's what people will remember you for. Waiyaki way accountant would never.

Sylvia Mulinge M.B.S

@sylmulinge

10 days

It’s been amazing and humbling to see the response inspired by #NTVNews @ntvuganda coverage of Night Ampurire’s story. A reminder of our humanity and connectedness as we celebrated her resilience and determination in the face of adversity. Thank you @ntvuganda . Your connection

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@shikumungai_

18 days

Why she doesn't shower and flash the loo at night.

Mic Cheque Podcast

@micchequepod

19 days

What do you want us to ask Murugi Munyi?

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@shikumungai_

4 months

Broiler chicken cooked as stew is one of the yuckiest things to ever exist. It doesn't matter what you put in it,haina ladha at all.

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@shikumungai_

2 years

Haha I'm in a restaurant, a babe has been brought for a date.... Then she's invited another guy as 'a friend'. Mood yacenjia o rimwe! 😂😂😂Let's see how this ends.

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@shikumungai_

6 months

Could never be me. Kofi moja smart, aniambie kama kampuni ni ya baba yake.

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@Gichy_

6 months

The intern arrived late and she was so honest, form ya weekend ilikuwa hatari sana and she overslept. Nimeelewa vizuri.. hahaha

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@shikumungai_

2 years

Cheers to the new year! To more life and vibes 🥂

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@shikumungai_

1 year

Traditions though, someone is paying dowry for his wife who died 20 years ago so that he can receive dowry for his daughter. Hizi vitu hucatch up with you in one way or another.

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@shikumungai_

4 months

Kwenda ngong hills 3350??? Haha hiking companies in this country will show us things.

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@shikumungai_

9 months

Si ata ntasahau kucuddle Nyasaye 😭😭

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@shikumungai_

8 months

Ukatuma lawyer wako aje anisomee Ukatuma lawyer wako aje anisomee Kuwa watoto ulonizalia, eeh Kuwa watoto ulonizalia, eeh Sitawaona tena Nenda lote mamaaaaa

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@shikumungai_

2 months

A colleague's 6 year old daughter was shot by a stray bullet on Tuesday. A 6 year old. She's in KNH and has gone through surgery. I'm broken,shattered. Fuck thus govt .

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@shikumungai_

10 months

Mi nataka mtu anipeleke date kwa church ya pastor Ng'ang'a Sunday moja. Tucheke hadi atulie alafu tupitie base ya kuku soma na Fanta madiaba. Top tier experience if you ask me.

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@shikumungai_

3 months

May it be on the record that it is the police who are a forcefully opening businesses to harass those who are opening their doors for us #RejectFinanceBill2024 #OccupyParliament

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@shikumungai_

9 months

Any over 30, tall male, preferably with beards(bald would even be better) who's attending blankets and has no one to hold when Bien sings Chikwere... Dm for quick business.

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@shikumungai_

4 months

Anyway, very few Kenyan babes will leave a husband at the prime of his career just for cheating. Stay guided.

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@shikumungai_

9 months

Does Churchill have a team kwa ground? Ama nani anamuadvise 😂ju watajipata solo huko garden city.

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@shikumungai_

5 months

If the IG reels and posts from that apartment life are anything to go by,sioni networking ilikuwa inaenda kufanywa hapo. Hii Nairobi ni wizi tu.😂😂

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@shikumungai_

3 months

Tafuta baby mama mtufungulie pod....don't be the bigger person.

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@shikumungai_

8 months

😂😂😂😂Their three kids wamelala. #family #LoveLivesHere

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@shikumungai_

21 days

Yesterday during the Maverick×Kirk concert I was asking myself,do all testimonies have to be sad stories? Everyone who gave a testimony just had a woiye story. Must you go through problems for God to come through for you?

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@shikumungai_

2 years

Sunday afternoons are for reminding you how single you are, wacha nivurute duvet nilale round three. 😂

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@shikumungai_

2 years

Have a weekend as beautiful as Lake Ellis

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Shiku🌼

@shikumungai_

8 months

Anyway, dis you? Usiniletee selective outrage hapa.

nefertiti's fjord

@youloveleona

8 months

I don’t understand. You’re literally called Mungai but hate on someone bc they have a Luhya name. There’s a name for that.

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@shikumungai_

4 months

Ile vumbi radio presenter ataonesha huyu mama is still doing press ups. Ataanza kuvuta sigara yeye mwenyewe 😂

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@shikumungai_

1 year

Durex ni 457??? Heh!

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@shikumungai_

6 months

Madam HR 😅

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@shikumungai_

1 year

I've tried that morning run thing and I can comfortably say people who wake up to run are witches.

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@shikumungai_

20 days

Mahn. Ticket costs 4500,food the least you can spend is 1000....let's not even talk about drinks bc the prices miraculously almost double. If you add uber,to enjoy a proper hang will cost you around 10k. Shukisha jameni.

DocMcsluttins.

@okayyyyylaura

20 days

Nairobi concert culture is so EXPENSIVE omg. I am SICK. What happened to all inclusive/redeemable concert tickets, omg. 😭😭

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@shikumungai_

2 months

Huko IG wana RIP daddy tu wakilia. Very weird bunch those ones.

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@shikumungai_

2 years

Kenyan praise and worship teams need to be saved from the choke hold of Nigerian music. There's only so much onaga and agame buru we can sing aki.

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@shikumungai_

9 months

+1🎉🎉 To more laughter, love, wins and good health.

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@shikumungai_

3 months

Good morning ,we told you we shall remember. Masaa ndo haya. We need to cancel Cafe Deli and all they stand for. Rt widely....

CafeDeliRestaurant

@CafeDeliNairobi

3 months

@celine_mumbi We regret that this situation occurred. Protecting our business is essential, especially given the vandalism we experienced at the onset of the protests. It is crucial for us to remain vigilant during such times, as not all protestors were peaceful.

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@shikumungai_

2 years

12 menstrual cycles, done! Tuonane next year. 💃

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@shikumungai_

2 months

Ta rúma gaka my dear,úigue úría atumia aría angí maiguaga >>>>

koki🫧

@mianomag

2 months

Never met a kikuyu man w Rizz😭😭 like ??

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@shikumungai_

7 months

Small meeting....

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@shikumungai_

8 months

For every female tweep with a child, is a male tweep with a child as well. Let's have both databases.

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@AndyMaina_

8 months

Petition to have a conclusive database for female tweeps with children.

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@shikumungai_

2 years

Mtu wa curtain anaambia kijana awache mrembo achague, jamaa anamuuliza nani analipa? 😂😂

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@shikumungai_

2 years

@y_vonne_M Lol. Men will just wake up and say anything to justify cheating.

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@shikumungai_

10 months

You see how we've forgotten Sauti sol cancelled a concert coz they didn't like the stage and how they came to stage at 3:00 the next year? That's how Safari 001 will confuse y'all in 2027 and you'll vote for him again.

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@shikumungai_

7 months

Kwani tulikuwa tumeenda march uchi? Usituboo wewe. NGAAF is funded by tax payers money Muthoni. Tutigithie ungui. Nonsense.

Esther Muthoni Passaris

@EstherPassaris

7 months

You must have a really boring life if the best thing you have done in a long time was booing me. By the way. You might have worn a t shirt, carried a placard and drank water financed by @NGAAF_KE for today’s march. #getalife #loveconquerseverything

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@shikumungai_

4 months

This gotta be the best.

👩🏿‍🌾🇰🇪

@nashipae_2548

4 months

Ladies, Quote this with your favourite Kitenge dress💃🏿💃🏿👌🏿

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@shikumungai_

4 years

@mwanigah_ 😂 😂 Kuna ingine walituweka In categories in terms of skin tone. Light skin group A, chocolate group B. Dark skin wakaambiwa tu wataitwa siku ya promo ya Guinness

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@shikumungai_

2 months

I keep telling you,dawa ya wamama wa murima ni Kimani na Njoroge. Hao ndo wanajua mahali cut out iko😂😂Mnapimani mashetani mkimaliza mnaenda kamakis na hio maneno inaishia hapo.

Shiku🌼

@shikumungai_

1 year

GEMA babes, just stick to our GEMA bros. Thank me later. Kitu mnatafuta huko western hamkijui 😂na kitawarambaa.

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@shikumungai_

10 months

There's something about Lynn, I can't pick it out but I just can't stand her. I can't listen to her for a whole episode.

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@laurratteN

10 months

Lynn Ngugi's latest episode about Otuoma is so heartbreaking 💔

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@shikumungai_

7 months

Kuteremshana na watu hawana akili never ends well 😂😂😂😂

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@shikumungai_

2 years

Hio story ya @Ole_Kaelo has just reminded me I was arrested by Subaru boys at 18 years. Wueh, lakini Nairobi nmejionea mambo kweli. Sijui niangushe thread 😂

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@shikumungai_

2 months

Gosh. My cab driver is crying. He is speaking in so much pain. He has cursed that man and his generations. Amesema kuna Mungu na atatenda.

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@shikumungai_

2 months

Tunajaribu kupolish image ya wamama wa murima lakini wapi!Always on brand 😂😂😂

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@shikumungai_

9 months

Just had some nice sagaa cooked in milk and ground nut sauce. Kitu ya waluhya mbaya tu ni wanaume wao, otherwise they have top tier food.

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@shikumungai_

8 months

Hii tabia ya kuweka wedding Budget ya 1M alafu couple inatoa 100k ilianza wapi? It needs to be stopped.

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@shikumungai_

5 months

I know it's raining but that's not an excuse to be late for work. Mngenunua gari before buying plots in malaa and kitengela.

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@shikumungai_

6 months

Sasa nmeblockiwa ni kama ni mimi nlifanya boyfriend acheat 😂😂😂😂😂mailawd!

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@shikumungai_

10 months

I've just remembered during solfest, a babe pulled down her jeans, squatted and peed in front of us. Wore her jeans and continued singing like she did nothing. Very weird humans out here 😂😂

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@shikumungai_

1 year

#LengthCheck 3.5 years.... Very pullable, if I must say 🤭

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@shikumungai_

6 months

Sasa ona vitu Mrs Wambembe amefanya 🙄😂

Shiku🌼

@shikumungai_

6 months

Every day one GEMA woman will make all of us look bad on this app. 😂😂😂

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@shikumungai_

2 months

Heh!

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@missmwangi

2 months

Kathy Kiuna saying they prayed for Allan for 3 hours for him to rise up 😳😳😳

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@shikumungai_

1 year

Four years strong!

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@shikumungai_

3 months

@JelaniMK Wacha tusalimie Mrs speaker.

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@shikumungai_

1 year

@Ras_wawesh I wasn't asking for advice 😂😂😂be well.

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@shikumungai_

1 month

Murugi has announced she's closing down Wild by Murugi.

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@shikumungai_

3 months

@CafeDeliNairobi @celine_mumbi Sasa mnajaribu kudanganya nani? Why wasn't java and kilimanjaro looted? Wacha tumalizane na finance bill we start on cancelling you. We shall not forget

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@shikumungai_

11 months

It's world's boyfriends day. Send that man some money and tirries.

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@shikumungai_

1 month

What a day, what a concert!!!! Lux aertena 2024,done and dusted!!!!!! To God be all the glory.

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@shikumungai_

3 months

She makes the rules and tries to mould them into the man she wants....angeitwa mumbi huyu badala ya kutuharibia jina.

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@shikumungai_

8 months

Huyu ata hajafika one year. Awuoro #Family 😂😂😂

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@shikumungai_

11 days

Nlidhani tumeekewa lami ju sisi ni watoto wazuri kumbe ni wamachungwa anaangusha bonge la apartment,allegedly.

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@shikumungai_

6 months

Anyhuu if he cheats with you, he'll cheat on you. Game is game 😂

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@shikumungai_

11 months

#NewProfilePic

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@shikumungai_

3 months

GRWM maandamanz edition. Wearing a Joanna K lippie bc she stands on business with us. #RejectFinanceBill2024 #OccupyParliament

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@shikumungai_

2 months

@jst_reyrey @iWateba @MishBosslady__ @Azulllaa Add that he doesn't live with the said child full time. He can't see the extent of how children are expensive emotionally and time wise.

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@shikumungai_

3 years

@Wahinya_Charlie Haha contest ya BG was easy. Ya Mang'u wueh. Ulikuwa unaenda tu ju ni funkie. Unaokota 01 yako timam unakula mkate na soda.

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@shikumungai_

9 months

Nairobi has beautiful women, my goodness!!! Women yesterday were looking so nice!( Let's not talk about the men with their jerseys smh)

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