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5 years

@SapphireCyborg @SJSchauer good news: he did get dragged in the replies!!! absolutely butchered!!! oml there is justice in this life

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@KylePlantEmoji my thoughts are def the abstract ones. if they contain words, it's more or less just fragments & not complete sentences until they're coming out. i think it's why i stumble over my words so often, stutter, always 5 levels ahead of whatever I'm actually saying, rambling, etc

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@daphninitely @TheAnonNumbers @domojrOW ok i don't really know how to make the sarcasm more obvious

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@CartoonsHateHer Malcolm in the middle

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@shrimpbinch that second one coming out at the end legit jumpscared me lmao

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5 years

@TheAnonNumbers @domojrOW so sick of callout culture. this is objectively a non-issue, leave the poor man alone. he made one mistake. it's in the past

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1 year

@caranthirs she's lovely always but COME ONNNN

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5 years

@KristeinKetchum @stailontanadame @makeupbyshaniah makes much more sense. like what man this age would in his right mind be criticizing a partner with 5 sexual partners ever lmao

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8 months

9 million people in the US were prescribed Ozempic in ~2022~ and nobody bats an eye, but here in the comments we're still criticizing the safe use of steroids for faster weight loss lol ok

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8 months

steroids are still underrated

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5 years

@redditships I'mma keep the "your body, your choice" energy here. there's nothing wrong with you being uncomfortable with allergy shots. but choices often come at the cost of affecting relationships so just weigh it out to you. sometimes things are just incompatible.

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5 years

look, @neilhimself , I get that this is coming from the Antichrist and all but this... this hits

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5 years

@redditships family and animals ARE important to people so if you're not willing to compromise on that then you're just not a good fit together. neither of you are wrong but this is just life.

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4 years

@vetrarskogur @philyptian @deertearss uhhhhh women DEFINITELY contribute to these unrealistic expectations of men too

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@boygrrI @JUNlPER

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1 year

@ask_aubry WHY IS IT LITERALLY ALWAYS MACHETES W THESE MEN. i'm not trying to make light i am just so genuinely lost bc it is .always. machetes ps, he had both flowers & MACHETE on him ? this was soooo premeditated in the event of a rejection. then they say we're paranoid abt rejecting them

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4 years

Darrien Hunt. #SayHisName Shot in the back 6 times in daylight in Utah for cosplaying as Mugen from Samurai Champloo, wielding a fake sword. cops lied about being attacked & then surveillance footage showed otherwise; they were still excused. they still walk free. this was just+

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5 years

@datboyjw @hanmyersx we see your point but this was not delivered well nor at the appropriate time

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5 years

@Potatoroboros @daphninitely @TheAnonNumbers @domojrOW they should hire me, this thread is my resume. hope they call themselves Funion

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4 years

@RadioMcLean @JakeMHS @jeffsamsonow that sounds nice? what's wrong with it you don't have to be talking nonstop to your long term SO. enjoying company in silence or doing your own thing is healthy

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@KylePlantEmoji also yeah i 100% have to consciously work to convert my thoughts to verbal/sentences and it's actually like, noticeably exhausting/energy consuming. that or everything i say or do is completely impulsive and seemingly arbitrary

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5 years

@BookAddict916 @AITA_reddit "He only visited to make himself feel better" SO TRUE

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5 years

@jacobb0019 @Flynxy they have cameras. they can see your car. they watched you do this and knew

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5 years

@RahRahCyrus @PopAIertNews like take 15 minutes and google it, she don't HAVE to respond to that comment right that very moment

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4 years

@TheMeccanism libras are the ones who will say the shit that needs to be said. they've already weighed a potential fight coming from it & have you beat; will use their skill in language & damn near omnipotent understanding of everything & everyone to fuckin wreck you if you challenge them.

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@ericasmithsexed when my younger siblings got the talk (from me) it was very question centric, leaving it open to talk about sex for hours over 'silly' questions like "why do people say swallowing is gross" or "can i get STDs from butt sex". teens don't need to be left to navigate this shit alone

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@TheMeccanism THAT'S the polarity between aries - brash, physical, aggressive - and libra - calculated, psychological, assertive. both can & will square up harder than any other signs.

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@AITA_reddit this is why i'm skeptical about allllll of these posts. one or both of these people are lying and blowing things out of proportion and not giving all the details. seems like this person is the liar/drama monger though. more emotional pleading and less straightforward.

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@morggmariee @HOU5E seconding this as a nonverbal thinker. it's all just feelings, or like... concepts, or whole situations, just there, understood. idk. so in terms of neg self talk it's more like conceptualizing myself as a piece of shit and visualizing why; memories etc, and just feeling it

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@ShawnAdams2020 @JewellFBabyy @SapphireCyborg @SJSchauer idk i was imagining the rolls flipped the whole time & honestly trust me BMs get dragged for entrapment too. nobody is happy with this attitude towards a bioparent if they're meeting obligations regardless of gender. a man who pays CS is not a deadbeat either. issue is many don't

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@zombiezard @daphninitely @TheAnonNumbers @domojrOW twitter is 99.5% over the top jokes/bits and almost never ever with an /s tag. me saying "it's in the past" about a screenshot of an arrest made that day could not be more obviously a bit lmfaoooo

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4 years

@prettyxtired @MantisHeart mine too like bro i need to do homework

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3 years

@mariamainmo they're about to fall through that roof

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5 years

you ever zone into the music sooo hard that you pass not only your freeway exit, but also pass the next three freeway exits before you even notice lmaooooo. thanks, Blue Sky Noise. "where've all the signs gone? I don't know where I am..." indeed. @circasurvive @AnthonyGreen

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@cummingstabytha MEANWHILE ALSO out here in Salt Lake City Utah, we had a black man murdered by cops for cosplaying by himself with a fake sword!!! A few years ago but his mom is still fighting for justice for him today while his murderers are free. The DIFFERENCE

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Darrien Hunt. #SayHisName Shot in the back 6 times in daylight in Utah for cosplaying as Mugen from Samurai Champloo, wielding a fake sword. cops lied about being attacked & then surveillance footage showed otherwise; they were still excused. they still walk free. this was just+

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4 years

@charityxhope @venusin12th 100%. as a libra I have more than $1k worth in perfumes alone, then there's lotions, oils, powders, candles, incense, room sprays. it's all about the sensuality of smell to me.

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@HannahPosted now what on earth

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2 years

@Clarko21 @zachheltzel you're posting this on twitter

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6 years

@Scarrie94 @whitneyyoung Don't forget funding for research, prevention and treatment!!! 🖤

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2 years

@Chinchillazllla ask your dad why my dog looks like a carpet beetle larva

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5 years

@CardMeHD @silver_lux_ you're responsible for accommodating your own health needs. it's not her family's job to frame their lives around their daughter's bfs allergy lol. if that's staying away, so be it if that's trying medicines, so be it if THEY can't find a comprom TOGETHER, they're not compatible

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4 years

@cookiejarstump you are hurting my feelings

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5 years

y'all are all about 'believe women' until you forget that most cases of rape fall into a consent grey area and have nuance. soon as a victim clears things up w her perceived abuser & gets closure for the traumas y'all are sure quick to demonize her, call her a liar & clout chaser

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5 years

@pinnulet @merrittk NO. NO. BRITNEY IS A COMRADE.

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2 years

@emu718 @_brendduh sure but when something goes wrong with plan a...... why do you think it's called "plan b"

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@CartoonsHateHer they were defs always struggling, acknowledging their status as poor, utilities unpaid or shut off, only getting by on overtime, etc. BUT yea they were still property owners w/food on the table & opportunity. wikipedia says lower middle class so I'd agree w that middle ground lol

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5 years

@merestromb @arjimenez31 plot twist: y'all dated the same guy

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5 years

@AnOrangeBull @CardMeHD @silver_lux_ Once again, it's not the family that needs to work this out. This is between him & his gf. She's not wrong for wanting a partner that's involved with her family, he's not wrong for not wanting to get shots. It's on them to figure it out. Not the family.

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1 year

@Mara_pink_beaut @Kyla_Lacey this is so actually heartwarming tbh and especially the part about not instilling the idea that her hair is difficult/an obstacle/problem

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after #Ferguson , #MichaelBrown . years later his mother is STILL fighting for accountability from the dept, even rejecting a $900k settlement LAST MONTH. when you ask why Salt Lake City is rioting, see that antiblack racism is here too. #BlackLivesMatter #SaltLakeCityProtest

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@ask_aubry @zero_the_source the fact that this man was so extremely fucked that he got doxxed BY people in MRA subs of all places says a lot

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5 years

@AITA_reddit It's not OPs responsibility to stand outside a car babysitting a stranger's kid. Y'all sound so entitled. OP had no idea how long mom would be. We hear horror stories daily. Baby could've seized, choked etc. NTA. Next time alert a store manager to the situation instead of cops.

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5 years

@FeelingEuphoric @ZmacZane yeah it's definitely my personality, not my looks

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5 years

@silver_lux_ cat hair stays on clothes & his allergy sounds pretty severe, maybe they live in a tiny apartment, he sure is making a lot of excuses, maybe Benadryl would help, etc etc. you bet there's a lot of middle ground. there's no way this is the full story or the first time it's come up.

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5 years

@CaucasianJames do fillings count

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5 years

@CardMeHD @AnOrangeBull @silver_lux_ gf didn't have a choice here either? neither of them are winning. he's not dating her family, HIM and HIS GIRLFRIEND need to work out and compromise on THEIR priorities TOGETHER

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@JessPected @OtherNamowal I saw a study years ago where essentially they sat men & women in front of a photo slideshow of a whole slew of nonsense and women had sexual arousal trigger in their brains faaaaaaaar more frequently than in men. If anything, it's the women who are visually aroused, is my point.

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6 years

happy holidaze from an adult female in a @wiccaphase shirt

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@boninikids @ericasmithsexed wellp, they do anyway, and best we can do is help educate and inform so that they can make better decisions 🤷‍♀️

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4 years

@teaxtarot me and my bf are both virgo rising and even just today i--

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4 years

when my boyfriend sleeps over and i leave for work before him and i come home to my bed made

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ps men who chase gothy occulty witchy emo alt girls whatever u wanna call em and then trash on actual occult & metaphysical interests & any music harder or more experimental than softly crooning indie rock are a LAUGHABLE species

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Chris Crocker is and always will be my 100% favorite True American Icon and if you didn't keep following him after "lEaVe bRiTnEy AloNe" I literally cannot respect you

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@expelliarmoire @coollady42 oh my god dude shut up

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5 years

@maveness @Potatoroboros @daphninitely @TheAnonNumbers @domojrOW i'll take it. when do i start

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@jaboukie Meanwhile out here in Salt Lake City Utah, where ol white man with the bow & arrow showed up & got fuckin handled, we had a black man murdered by cops for cosplaying with a fake sword.

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Darrien Hunt. #SayHisName Shot in the back 6 times in daylight in Utah for cosplaying as Mugen from Samurai Champloo, wielding a fake sword. cops lied about being attacked & then surveillance footage showed otherwise; they were still excused. they still walk free. this was just+

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@folkenjoyer @classiclib3ral you'd think that says more about... y'know...... him......

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3 years

@saturnshawty @lighterflickk we libras feel the same way about y'all that's the problem 😭😭😭😭😭

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@jennagraffs @ljfxiki @chapracurar @KylePlantEmoji yeah, I write and journal EVERYTHING, even if it's just in my phone notes, just to put my thoughts in order. I often can't feel at peace until I've done it so it's a huge relief.

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@poetastrologers Been feeling like like true happiness is entirely unattainable, if not impossible but this just isn't true. This week we'll be reminded how simple and pure happiness can be. How easy it comes. The weight of undue guilt and doubts we've been questioning will be lifted this week.

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3 years

@spenge_blorb @CalebIsAGoof @TREZ1Y @shawnyetanother @999sloan @Thevissionaryyy @ShapedInternet i mean it became the most rt'd tweet ever at the time, he deserves the checkmark

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@Bubsy3DisEpic @Idubbbz oh shut up, it's a tiny goofy bit not a clapback

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@NickMosleyNow @ItsAMeV @Sqmbo @HannahsNotHere1 @BrieSodaGirl @captpraxis literally every woman has experienced this their whole life there have been memes about m'lady sapiosexual sexist men for 15 years please stay in your lane

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9 months

@LibraryLydia and!!! most libraries let you use Kanopy which is phenomenal movie streaming service far better than most. free!!!!!

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@myemuisemo @AITA_reddit Tbh my bet is mom knew about the affair/has already worked through that with dad a looooong time ago.

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6 years

@elIevee_ @IrregularLexi @Alfizzle_COYG @all0fsam @whitneyyoung AND you can contract HPV a million different ways. Sex is just 1 of many.

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1 year

ps i turn 30 in 2 weeks :|

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5 years

@AITA_reddit like, this post has no point at all but to specifically discredit her roommate which stinks of manipulative drama behavior af.

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@pentimentos @emiibread I had one at work a few weeks ago as soon as I clocked in and had to lock myself in a room and sob for an hour until I texted my boss to come in so I could ask if I could go home 🙃🔫 so fucking embarrassing

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1 year

@boatsandrose @astrogonza @ElyKreimendahl a good example case for the argument that quality and productivity would increase given more (or all) people had more choice & opportunity / access to funds, education, job types etc

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4 years

@sageandrage stolen ass tweet

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2 years

@emmaskyeward "play" "magic"??? i didn't come here 2 fuck around i WIN magic

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1 year

@RockyinTX @FaceTheHeinous @Bufshuf @VABVOX @ArtNatureV it's good for the military academies because they can't risk cutting out the demographics they rely on the heaviest to volunteer for the GI benefit. if anything, that's proof that the rulers in this case indeed have racist motives. subjugate & sacrifice the brown, black, and poor

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when my boyfriend sleeps over and i leave for work before him and i come home to my bed made

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I FINALLY found a good coverage foundation that matches my skin EXACTLY and that is non-comedogenic and talc free and that lasts well and that has a finish that I want and that I actually like Oh My God I could CRY. THANK YOU SO MUCH @tartecosmetics

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@Rick_Barber_ @ada_lluch I was with you until you got to the "benefits of modesty" for a women's underwear company lol

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@LivvyFanon

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fully embracing the power of Social Media at the age of 56 and changing my name to Kim Jong Lexus

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@YouWantALilPiee exactlyyy "this director ripped off my short film by making a feature length of his own short film that I ripped off" is simply not going to fly in any court lmaoooo

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5 years

@LindselleO @danadonly we know.

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4 years

@Amakusa_Sensei @urpalbeth ironically enough most of us astrology hoes would be floored if a man knew his shit

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babe got the honor of the first formal announcement on ig/fb and i'll write something more robust out soon but i just gotta say now,,,,, this is so fucking cute and i am so fucking happy

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1 year

@kemimarie doja cat rn too 😭

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4 years

@Ejbarbs @afuturemodern @fridahalo I know you didn't just try to call post 1990s Metallica good

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@pastorjonathon1 @AOC AOC has been just as critical of corporatist establishment dems. Nice try tho

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5 years

@CardMeHD @AnOrangeBull @silver_lux_ she also has the choice to want a life partner that is engaged with her family. that's important to a lot of family centric people idk what y'all don't get about that

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@shelbzazaaz

4 years

sorry for the explosion of selfies lately it's just that I am so pretty