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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

I made a lucky money worm. Praise him. 🙌🏻 He will bring us money. 😂

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@shadow_h00ker

10 months

@lisbeth_machina @acechhh Predator

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@shadow_h00ker

11 months

This tour is taking me out of debt collections 🥹 I need like $500 more and I’ve got all 12K - and I still have 3 days of fully booked tour 🥰 I’m going home, paying that debt, and getting me an incall. 😁 and hopefully next month, my own new apartment 🥹

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@shadow_h00ker

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@lovelyrobynnn @themultiplemom Idk. I’ve been called an “old soul” for a lot of my life, a lot of neurodivergent people have. I remember my grandma telling me that when I was like 7. It’s a correlation thing, not necessarily a ‘cut and dry’ thing.

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@MashaVelickovic My abortion was extremely accessible bc I qualified for a grant, and live in a state that protects us, near an abortion clinic. You know what wasn’t? After care. I almost died from my medication abortion, an entire month after I’d gotten it. There was fetus pieces still stuck.

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@shadow_h00ker

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@bitpixi @lisbeth_machina @acechhh I’m 28 & I couldn’t imagine dating a 20 year old - they’re children and you can tell just by talking to them. My brain and decisions at nearly 30, and at 20, are completely different. You’ve just been groomed into thinking this shit is okay. It’s not.

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Hi. I want to share my biggest $$ tip for OF. I don’t do it anymore but I was around those girls in the 1% awhile ago and learned a lot but the one that worked most when applied: Send your recents tab a paid video from your archives every single day.

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@shadow_h00ker

10 months

I have 14.4K in my savings account rn 🥹🥹🥹 enough for rent and incidentals in my checking, a fat business bank account, money in my wallet. Finally. I get to relax. 🥰

shh

@shadow_h00ker

11 months

This tour is taking me out of debt collections 🥹 I need like $500 more and I’ve got all 12K - and I still have 3 days of fully booked tour 🥰 I’m going home, paying that debt, and getting me an incall. 😁 and hopefully next month, my own new apartment 🥹

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@shadow_h00ker

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@bitpixi @lisbeth_machina @acechhh Yuck. The fact that you’re seemingly two women saying this shit. You should be wanting to protect young women.

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Do men not realize that going on a boat for the first date is scary? I know it’s summer.. I’m not that good at swimming and they have every opportunity to assault me and leave me to drown 🥹

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

I got back from my second appt today and just cried while holding the money I’ve made so far on my tour. I’m answering all my own prayers and I feel so much less worry about my debt and living situation at home. Things are changing. Quickly. And it’s overwhelming to say the least

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Why is everyone obsessed w red bottoms? They’re fucking uncomfortable, and depreciate immediately. IMO blatant status symbols are tacky as fuck. I don’t even want to own red bottoms - there’s a million other designer brands that aren’t flashy and (don’t kill me) ugly red.

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@shadow_h00ker

10 months

My squishmellow was assaulted on tour. 🥹 the dude grabbed my mellow with c*mmy hands. 😩 I put my lil buddy through the wash and we had a pep talk and now thinking about therapy. My poor mellow, that was not consensual at all. 😞

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

The way I get good sugar daddies on Seeking, is I say things about how women are better than men in bio. I say, “I’m starting a business, because women outer-perform men in nearly every leadership aspect.” etc.

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Y’all need to stop telling bitches to just book a hotel, and that same day and free styling will do it. That’s a fat way to lose a lot of money you don’t have.

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Just wondering how often we find tricks dead and raped in a ditch?

Jimmy Page

@JimmyPa10373953

1 year

@VictoriaLove04 Remember clients also get blackmailed, beaten up, mugged, bait and switched, dishonest upsell,ripped off, deposit scammed and best of all identity theft. So not all clients hesitant to screen are JERKS. We’re human too and we are also in a vulnerable situation.

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@shadow_h00ker

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Men: I don’t want to pay deposit, I got burned! Me: ok, you either 1) didn’t do your due diligence in finding someone verified or 2) annoyed the shit out of her so bad for a variety of reasons, to the point she couldn’t fathom taking you 😶‍🌫️

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Sex workers be like “I don’t date for free” but refuse to say why? Bc it’s “working for free” - ig you see your husband/bf as a client then… wtf. We all know it’s bc we see what men in relationships do to their gfs and wives and we don’t want any part of it. Grow the fuck up

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Lol. Idk why anyone ever got the thought that being a mean girl on your Main, client-facing account was good for your branding. FYI, it’s not. And they tell me about it. 😂 Get an Anon. Stop being unhinged in front of people who pay your bills. 🥴

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@shadow_h00ker

10 months

@FAinBOS @bitpixi @lisbeth_machina @acechhh Exactly. Yes. Literally. To all of that. They shouldn’t be doing any of this shit because they are children! Congrats!

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@shadow_h00ker

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@bitpixi @lisbeth_machina @acechhh So you know exactly what you’re doing, seems like? Nice. Good talk. Fuckin freak.

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Someone def needed to tell me that even though it’s so simple. That shit made my money more than double. Previous to that I was releasing just one video a week?🙇🏻‍♀️missed opportunity! FEED THE CONTENT DEMON. These pigs jerk off at least once a day, they’re gonna need something! 🐷

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

My last appt on my tour might actually do overnight. My overnights on tour are $3k 💗 if everything works out, and I kept getting long appts on this tour… I’m gonna be able to pay off like half my covid eviction debt, and that brings me so much closer to my own appt again 🥹

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

I see a lot of people struggling, and I’ve struggled a lot in my past, still here and there. (Paying off 12k rn)I don’t want to give unsolicited advice so I try not to unless the tweet is an ask. If you want help with basic marketing, I can give you some tips on things to change:

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

No, truly it does baffle me that these men want sex so bad that they pay for it. There was a point in my life where I was celibate for years, I was fine. Never once did I feel possessed to purchase sex. 🤷🏻‍♀️ give me your money, you lonely piece of shit.

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Honey Birdette cutting costs is wild. I just got my package… their lingerie doesn’t even come in a box anymore…

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Don’t book your tour hotel, or travel, until you have deposits to cover it. Don’t book a hotel at home unless you have at least one appointment with a deposit. Stop telling bitches to wing it! Fuck!

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Me and the buddies just screened out a murderer & child endangerer in my inbox. 🥹 This is why we SCREEN YOU GUYS! 😩

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up 😂

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

And you’ll get pushback from tiny dick, poor assholes, but men who agree with that do exist - I get first messages admiring my views often. I’ve met many that employ a lot of women bc they know we get the job done better. They also tend to offer me more things/money. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Not even gonna lie, I do be changing my website 24/7 based on what I want from certain people. “Oh but my website says…. You must have missed it.” GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRL BOSS 😂

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@shadow_h00ker

11 months

My first appt was an hr and a half… he tipped me $40 and left after 36 minutes. BLESSSSSSSS

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

@BoneJail @beetlemoses Hello. I would like you to go purchase a visa gift card and come back to us in a couple weeks. For science. 🙏🏻

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@shadow_h00ker

10 months

Hi! Here’s a reminder to pop on your Wishtender quick and share an item you really want, explain in tweet why you want it. I post these types of tweets often and I post the same item no more than 3 times before it’s purchased for me. Do it. Be consistent. Run your business. 💰

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

@crulsmmr @PopCrave What sucks is this got so many likes. Losing a job can be a tipping point to death of an addiction. Fire him? No. Offer treatment as a condition of employment? Yes.

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

I’ll never understand how it’s fine that undercover cops proposition us for sex to catch us since that’s also illegal. ☹️

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Great weekend 💗 I really needed this. Bless this industry. 🥹

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

I love when they say “authentic connection” like you’re literally fucking paying me to be here rn 😂 the authenticity is this cash in the bank! 💀

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

And! They will absolutely go back and sift through their inbox to buy another one you sent a couple days ago sometimes too. I swear 📈

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

@AmberlynWhite Yeah, I let them sit open for awhile so they’re less fizzy 😅

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Booking a hotel/flights with 0 pre-books? Then complaining on main you already paid for the hotel? Lol. Dumbass. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

If you’re a fsswer, what are your busiest days of the week? I feel like Friday-Monday are my busiest. Lmk, I wanna make a graph or something. 😝

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@shadow_h00ker

11 months

According to credit karma, paying off that collection will pop my credit score up to 700 🥹 I hasn’t been that high for a damn DECADE!

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

@MashaVelickovic I had to seek care elsewhere because they didn’t even call me back for six days even though I told them that I had gone to the emergency room and I was at risk for sepsis!

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

There’s this very wealthy man who’s like way too old for me but is interested in me on the civ side. He is a broker and owns two other businesses. I think I’m gonna go for it. I’m not ready for a relationship and I told him that, but that I’d be willing to get to know him

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

This man just sent me his deposit, “for therapy” 🥹 I wish they would go to real therapy…..

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Y’all I’m crying. My best friend was in Cali (we share locations) and then I just checked to peep what she’s doin cause I miss her.. and WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN!? BITCH WHAT THE FUCK 💀🤣🥴

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@shadow_h00ker

11 months

My 16K account happened in 6 months and I’m none of those things but alrighty then.

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Last dose of BV antibiotics done! Yeast infection on 10, I was gonna get monistat but I’m not working through the weekend can I use boric acid to get rid of yeast?

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

I hate a trick who tries to control the situation. 🙄 mf took 15 emails to schedule an incall, now he wants to change it to outcall to save $100.. bouta tell him NO. Like what the fuck did we spend all this time for?

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@shadow_h00ker

11 months

Just obtained that last 500+ 🥹 Have one more two hr appt today then rest rest til 6pm tomorrow! I gotta loooong appt tomorrow evening so I decided to get a massage & get my hair done for it in the afternoon. 🥰

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

I just want to know why men get dating advice from other single men on the Internet. Wouldn’t it be smart to get dating and relationship advice from a man who is maybe, in a relationship? Or women. Why do they never take notes from actual fucking women?

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Men are crazy! He just randomly sent me an address like what. Should we rob him 😂

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

@ask_aubry What he means by that is, he doesn’t contribute enough in the household, and his wife hates him bc of it and after endless nagging, she gave up. Who wants to have sex with a disgusting man child? 💀🥴 NOT ANY WOMAN

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

@stella_stclair @LinaOaks_ @Jemmajoness Shoes aren’t an investment, they immediately depreciate the moment you step into them & none of my tricks care that I don’t own them. 💀 There are plenty of other shoes that aren’t red bottoms that are cuter and more comfortable. 😅 it’s 2023, blatant status symbols are tacky imo

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@shadow_h00ker

11 months

It’s true. I dated a tiny dicked wizard once. He was also really good at head.

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little dicks are so underrated. they're especially great for sucking on, since you can take the whole thing without needing to worry about whether your neck is aligned with the curve, and when you ride them the tip thrusts right into your G-spot/prostate. 🤤

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Honestly it’s really cool we have this international anon whore space community. I found swer anon Twitter like a month ago. I could have used this years ago. 🥲

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Oh we gotta salty Daddy! Great example! 💗 (also there are 0 spelling and grammar errors in my profile, I’m very confused) Then I blocked him - they always make sure to read that message that I send & good, I ALWAYS send them stats when they tell me I’m stupid. 😂

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

He makes $40k per year for 10hrs a week learning in school, no loans, debt free. Has 5 degrees and working on a sixth. And she somehow thinks this is a red flag? This is literally the fucking DREAM.

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that rules

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Also. Identity theft? 💀🥹 You giving out your social security number is on you, you fucking moron. Lmfaoooo.

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

💯 the luxury of having your worst moments behind closed doors..

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

My client making me come last night put me in such a good mood. And not even for the right reasons. It was just confirmation that no man who “loves me” has ever fucking cared, or just been really fucking bad at oral. 😂 I like when my suspicions are confirmed.

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@shadow_h00ker

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@JessPected Oh they are though. My pedo ex enlisted one of my high school friends to find him younger girls who like older guys. 🥲

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@shadow_h00ker

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@lesbotron2000 I’m honestly irritated af that OF girls are the new “voice of sexworkers” 😑 they are some of the most privileged women in the industry and so fucking loud. 🤗

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Overdraft fees didn’t exist until the 90s……..???????

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@shadow_h00ker

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@cutienataliaa @PicturesFoIder Those people don’t look younger than 25

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@shadow_h00ker

11 months

One time I beat the shit out of someone who was over a foot taller than me, and likely over 150lbs bigger than me (they started it, I finished it 💀) and that tidbit of info makes me know I do damage when necessary. I have rarely felt an oz of intimidation since.

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@shadow_h00ker

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@john_swifty @asssharter @billybrizzle420 Do you not realize how fucking CREEPY it is to even TRY to ask for the BMI of a 15 YEAR OLD CHILD?! Literally no normal adult with boundaries would ask this. I can tell right now you’re a predator. -Girlie, I suggest you block this person ~ you’re a kid and this was very weird.

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

So I told him that he should masturbate with condoms on to try to help get used to them. Idk how many ppl know about this suggestion but I’ve heard it does help so I thought I’d share. 💗

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Please ask questions on thread but basic things to do: -change your ad pics. and/or take high quality, well lit pics often -post tweets w pics and stupid little captions; ask a question or post a poll (engagement) -show your personality on Main, they do look at that A LOT

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Let’s play the “who’s been waiting for their tryst verification the longest” game. I’ll go first. Mines only 26 days. 🥹

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

What’s hooking look like in Alaska 😅 I take it they probably don’t have a lot of touring women? 🫣🤣 What about Hawaii, omg. 🥹

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

And mfs wonder why we do background checks. This story was scary as fuck, and she’s a civ…

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

@yungpapist Every single pre roll I’ve ever gotten has cannoed but the joints I roll, don’t. It’s not you.

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@shadow_h00ker

11 months

Idk. I keep seeing so many people today “My Tryst account was hacked” TWO. FACTOR. AUTHENTICATION. Problem solved. 😮‍💨

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

I keep asking myself why did I not go full service sooner? Why did I let myself suffer so long? With money, with men in my personal life who treat me like shit, etc. I don’t want to suffer like that anymore, but I’m mourning for all the time that I let myself suffer. 🥺😭

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@shadow_h00ker

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There’s a study that said husbands create at least seven extra hours of house work every week. My future husband is either going to be rich enough for a mansion and maids, or I’m not having one. 😒

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

I feel like I am so emotional about the silliest things. The second woman I found my ex cheating with was super kind and honest with me. We’ve stayed insta and Twitter mutuals ever since. But tonight I unfollowed her on everything and sent her a message explaining why.

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@shadow_h00ker

11 months

Travelweekly dot com tells you how many rooms are in the hotel. Just google “travelweekly *insert hotel address here* You’re welcome 😘

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

So, on my tour, I took somebody who is two years younger than me. I don’t typically do that. I do prefer them to be like 10 years older than me at least. He was having trouble staying hard bc of the condom. 🤗

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@shadow_h00ker

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I learned men are gross and I have to put him far from reach or hide him. I just.. like having him out. I bring him everywhere. He’s also a topic of conversation for longer dates. Plz why did he do that to my fluffy stuffed animal, something is wrong with these dudes 😭

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@shadow_h00ker

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First, I want to recognize I’m experiencing a lot of privilege right now due to the body I was born in. I am cis, white, petite and tiny. Also a “new girl” + have marketing degree, I am on top of my shit and act as a business, professional website & funny/informative twit, etc.

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Daily dose of myself being mean to SA men. 🖤 Should I post these more often? I have rage 🙇🏻‍♀️😂

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@shadow_h00ker

11 months

My last appt today talked about how he doesn’t get sex from the wife anymore after the baby, while his dick was in my hand. Dudes are so weird.

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

I have diarrhea and two appts two hrs apart later 😂😂😂 oh my god do not let me shit on them 😭

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Some chick on main was talking about her dog licking her naked pussy as she bent over the tub…. Why the fuck would you post that……………….

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@shadow_h00ker

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No matter how much money you make, men will still call you a gold digger. Even wildly wealthy women. I hate that term, it’s a tell to a broke man imo. Never heard that term come from a wealthy mouth. They’re all so insecure, I want to feel bad for them but I don’t. Not at all.

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@shadow_h00ker

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@ytwomansupremi @Schrebetwittig Are you fucking slow? 💀 “Traditionalist” Gonna go ahead and answer my own question. 😝 YES.

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

I have a very long and thoughtful profile, I talk a little crap about how men act. It really weeds them out. Most of the ppl in my inbox turn out to be pretty good!

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

I just watched some random couples vacation video on YouTube to see if a Hotel has a key card for the elevator. I had to watch it in slowmo and everything. It does not require a keycard. ✅ 😂😂😂😂

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@shadow_h00ker

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@pastelETH @jayesoula Oil doesn’t hydrate.

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@shadow_h00ker

9 months

Now that I have money, people I barely even know are making jokes about me giving it to them. It’s so unfunny I want to be so mean about it. I have money bc I suck dick, go try and leave me alone.

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@shadow_h00ker

9 months

I sent in my check for $10K to the debt company today.🥹🙏🏻 Tracking says it’ll be there by Monday &when my check goes through, I send my letter of deletion to my attorney &expunge my Covid eviction.🥰 That was my first step to getting a new apartment & likely an incall too! 😌

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

Honestly, paying this big ole $12K debt is making me sad. 🥹 but I have to, and I’m going to. 😔 ughhhhhh

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@shadow_h00ker

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I see so many women with photos from professional photographers where I’m like “this would have been so much better if it was closer, or a little bit of a different angle, etc” It bothers me to the point I’m about to buy a camera and just be a damn photographer omfg 🥹

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

I asked my dad if he felt like he’s been different from everyone else his entire life and that it’s not easy to get along with other people and he said yes. And I was like, you should take an autism test. 🫣 cause it’s genetic, mom took one and it’s not her. 😅

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@shadow_h00ker

1 year

I do not want my virginity taken away by someone who is less experienced.