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Cormac 🇵🇸

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It’s Mactober

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Cormac 🇵🇸

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2 years

The sunny side of Franz Kafka

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2 years

A brief nap, then a bowl of milk. Franz Kafka, 1916.

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Cormac 🇵🇸

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Yeah good luck finding a qualified 3 year old

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Are you guys doing a bit or do you fr like diet coke that much

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I just bought a thing of Zyns and the corner store guy said “you can buy more if you want” and I was like oh there’s a sale? And he was like “no”

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Cormac 🇵🇸

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When I was 14 and got diagnosed with ADHD the doctor measured my head with a measuring tape. I’m pretty sure he just noticed it was massive and got curious

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7 months

(gen z kid on his high school football team) Coach is making us run unalives :/

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9 months

If you’re rooting for the Chiefs and aren’t from KC I’m submitting an anonymous tip about you to the January 6 investigation

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Cormac 🇵🇸

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1 year

this should not be happening with A DISPENSARY PREROLL I BOUGHT LEGALLY with AMERICAN DOLLARS

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Cormac 🇵🇸

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10 months

Anybody need a one dance

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5 months

Beautiful girls named TORNADO WARNING and SEVERE THUNDERSTORM keep blowing my phone up…

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Cormac 🇵🇸

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2 years

@DoctorPissPants Young people dont have houses anymore

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3 years

translation: this is a place where white people live

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3 years

"This isn't a place, with all due respect, like Iraq or Afghanistan that has seen conflict raging for decades. This is a relatively civilized, relatively European [...] city where you wouldn't expect that, or hope that it's going to happen." #Ukraine #UkraineUnderAttack #Russia

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6 months

As this is going viral I just wanna say I swear on my cats life that this happened to me

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@virginicide Did you go to phrenology academy 😭

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8 months

This thing should come with a welfare check

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5 months

I don’t think I want kids but I kinda really need to live with a baby acquiring language bc it’s probably the coolest phenomenon in all of nature and mankind

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5 months

amazing to watch the wheels spin in my baby's language engine. she calls strawberries [ʃɑ]. As I was repeating to her, "strawberry, strawberry," she pointed at her shirt and said [ʃɪ]. Then she picked up her shoe and said [ʃu]. She was remarking on a phoneme!

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1 year

Wow lots of people being mean about this. I bought a preroll to smoke it at a dead show with my father before I flew home and I did try to fix it (you can even see my spit on it) but it just kept getting worse. Now stop insinuating I’m bad at smoking weed

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2 years

when men are blonde it’s like Ok are you actually being serious? Are you a little baby boy

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2 years

When phoebe bridgers said “It’s so hard and it’s cold here” she was actually talking about getting a bachelor’s degree at the university of wisconsin-madison

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2 years

Bring back my boy

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@Pooky_Tweets Funny thing is I’d literally never been there

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5 years

when you don't know jack shit about the new deal #APUSH

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2 years

@grassflesh They’re married to the mustache IPA lumberjack hipsters and they own a tattoo studio or a bespoke vegan restaurant or something

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@DanMazTypeBeat Man he should’ve told me that 🙇‍♂️

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Why did the vet make my cat non binary 😭😭😭

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@floggedSoul @Guinz @michaelianblack the lyrics to do i wanna know which is an arctic monkeys song

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Moms when u set a boundary

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2 years

i need

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How do u say “Trust me bro” in an academic manner

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@Dude_Cav Just a joke brother

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@h0mmelette I’m a mud fence

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@JeffCrosby71 This is exactly what I thought of when I tweeted this I couldn’t believe I lived it

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Cormac 🇵🇸

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9 months

Let the record reflect I made this tweet about the AFC championship re: neutral fans rooting against Lamar and the Ravens and I do not really care who wins this Super Bowl

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@dawnposts Beautiful Black Goddess

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my parents when they’re seated separately on the train

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I wish i could still underage drink that shit was awesome

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@HellloKeri @cuteasstyy I respect the boldness of this one ngl

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Cormac 🇵🇸

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3 months

Paul’s sermon being so boring that a guy fell out of a third-floor window

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The Bible is a serious book. But it does have some funny moments in there, you gotta admit. What moment in the Bible do you find funny or makes you laugh?

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Speech-to-text has rendered an insane claim about me

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Cormac 🇵🇸

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1 year

This guy wants a word

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rip ted kaczynski the realest dude to have ever lived in a cabin in the woods by himself

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Cormac 🇵🇸

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@JermHimselfish Of course it’s fucking Connecticut plates

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Cormac 🇵🇸

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1 year

@poisonjr you’re right about this but bc everyone is mad at me: i just needed a joint to smoke at a concert w my dad and i was flying home the next day

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2 years

(gay shel silverstein) it’s giving tree

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Human beings were never meant to be blonde

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@Spacecadetnixon 10% of dogs are named Richard Nixon

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Me in pronoun circles

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@gracefurby Oh my god, a footnote in real life

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2 years

It’s so fucked up and dehumanizing to have a crush

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ACAB (assigned catholic at birth)

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It’s gay to pass a joint around… you’re basically kissing your buddies and giggling

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2 years

I went to the dickriding factory and they said it’s really unlike you to no call no show. they wanted me to ask if you’re okay

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@androbaby Oh ok I understand what your tweet meant now thank you for being so confrontational about it

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1 year

When the oomf chill but a swiftie

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2 years

My favorite picture I’ve taken of this country lmao

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i’d join a cult if i had a crush on a girl there prolly

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no way dawg

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1 year

something abt the telegraph's new logo doesn't sit right with me. hmmm. wonder what it is

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@VoidOfRoses It’s bald-faced yeah, but it’s one of those things like “chomping at the bit” (technically/originally champing) where so many people use the other version that they’re both acceptable now

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2 years

That’s not true. Who told you that

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one has to go

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in high school i dated a bisexual girl and her ex boyfriend changed his instagram bio to the verse in Leviticus about how being gay is wrong

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having an idgaf attack

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in another life you know she’d run a spin class like boot camp

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@rj2eazy @Mennan1903 @darwinchvz320 I don’t even think he’s saying they’re not white, just that the fact that we categorize them as just “two white guys” instead of guys from very different ethnic/national backgrounds is a product of how reductive American racial dynamics are

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@lib_crusher islam needs to expand its sphere of influence

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She frankly goes lloyd on my wright

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Girl coded: Lexapro, zoloft, seroquil Boy coded: Prozac, effexor, Non binary?: Wellbutrin

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beinng a linguistics major is like being nonbinary in the stem/humanities dichotomy

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@StepanPytlik @BadSocialisms Then why’d the communists beat the nazis

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it's so funny that the yankees banned swag

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The grad students dominating conversation in my discussion section:

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Kamala and Doug when they were young.

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day 1 → 4 months on T if you care

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i love when lesbians are old

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if "american university" wasn't a real school and they called a college that in a movie id be like Come on that's ridiculous what a stupid name

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Yall remember going to high school the day after the 2016 election

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Just found out about Newt Gingrich’s lesbian they/them sibling. Awesome

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Just flipped over a rotting log and none of the critters knew you…

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How i look w an F on my license

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Are you guys gay

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Last year my parents went on a trip together and my dad printed the place’s entire wikipedia page as “prep”

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@BAD_BRATgrl3000 everyone who’s ever lived in madison wisconsin knows this girls workplace

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yesterday my mom proudly told me that my dad asked how’s our girl and she corrected him “She is our BOY!!!”

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@samtrayter What is an electric lunch box

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how i look with he/him in bio

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This rules actually Gregory

Gregory Jon

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@DanODonnellShow @UWMadison You know you're in Wisconsin, when your #HamasTerrorists protest includes tailgating. Remember only mustard on brats!!

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When I was 8 I sent a letter to Obama politely asking him to stop global warming so I've done all I can do

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@TerranovaNoah that’s his sister damn

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Janesville Wisconsin

Dorinda Deadly

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Which location should be the next ‘Real Housewives’ franchise? 🤔

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@mattcrhughes @SimpleSCOTUS 'libertarian monarchist' opinion discarded

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i thought we took care of this lol

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The British are here for the #Coronation of a new King! 🇬🇧👑

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Hey girl we noticed you from across the bar and we hate your vibe. Could you please leave

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I thought we were funding their defense

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4-0 ✅

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@0xCAFEBEEF Go sit at a park and read a book oh my god

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i know i am autistic b c my most used apps are like. spotify wikipedia and twitter

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we should all thank these brave hometown heroes for their service and courage 🫡🫡🫡

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please be quiet i’m watching my favorite program

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I feel like it’s embarrassing to be a 21 year old man. That’s a girl age

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Double-double in the pan this morning. Two eggs four yolks. Generational breakfast

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Man has the worst tattoos I’ve ever seen ong

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