Hideo Kojima made a video game about an America where nobody goes outside and the only thing keeping the world going is a delivery man who is constantly being overworked to exhaustion and has to carry around containers of his own piss and shit and people called it outlandish
idk the only time a celebrity has ever been rude to me was Elijah Wood yelled at me that I throw baseballs like a wuss and my dad never taught me how to throw a baseball, but he was also in a dunk tank at the time and I think that changes the social contract a lot
it rocks that in tears of the kingdom you can fuse a beehive to your weapon so when you shake it bees come out but also the bees do not fight on your behalf, they're still just bees and will do whatever
at least 3 people over the age of 50 i've spoken to have told me when they were teenagers everyone would cover themselves in baby oil and go outside on hot sunny days just dripping with baby oil and that is unfathomable to me
A man on the street just saluted me and yelled “hello soldier, it’s good to see you back home safely.”
I am wearing a camouflage Utz Chips trucker hat.
Yesterday Sanders supporters were pleading to anyone who would listen to postpone the primaries and libs were saying that postponing it would be a bad precedent or blocking Biden, and today they're saying that Sanders needs to drop out because people had to go vote in a pandemic
finally, thanks to computers you can make comics that are only interesting to people who have been hit in the head with a brick in the last ten minutes
Step 3: Add text to the speech bubbles
DALL-E 3 can make text, but when there are too many words it can fail.
If the words don't make sense, just replace them with whatever text you want.
Here's my final image!
10x this & in theory you can create a kids' comic book.
Sen's Fortress is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in a video game. You're in this ultra bleak grim fantasy world and then halfway through you just have to play takeshi's castle with a bunch of snakemen for a while and then it goes back to grim fantasy
I am absolutely haunted by this zine I saw once called Things I Cleaned where the author just printed photos of herself cleaning up the show house she ran after punk shows, alongside things men said to her like “you’re good at taking down drums. Did your boyfriend play drums?”
People losing their jobs to ai is awful but I don’t think enough attention is being paid to the fact that some of the core proponents of it literally believe that one day a neopet will be so powerful it will be god and they need to build it or they’ll be sent to computer hell
What really bugs me with all the talk about AI that’s been happening is that the pro-AI position, “now anyone can make art”, is a lie, because anyone could make art before. You can. You can right now, and you’ll have a lot of fun with it.
ok moving aside my feelings about AI, if we fully conceptualize "Wes Anderson" as being a visual stylist whose work involves very precise camera shots of people wearing midcentury clothing in antique sets, what part of The Shining doesn't already meet that criteria?
@Only_1_josh
I am so grateful every time the clown that lives on the slightly elevated cliff near my house starts throwing knives and axes at me that my wife shows up and casts an orb of protection spell for me, but I can't keep living this way I get like 10 knives stuck in me every day
not the main thing going on here, but it's incredibly funny to me how these goobers constantly oscillate between "this powerful technology can allow anyone to create" and also "only i can do it, i'm a very special clever boy because I can write a descriptive sentence"
I don't know what you think, but this seems a bit unfair to me.
My original post with the Saori Kido Athena prompt has 4,000 impressions, while
@dvorahfr
's post with an image created with my prompt has 30,000.
As for not quoting me as the author, I'm not saying anything,
A lot of folks have been asking "who's the parasite in Parasite". Let me explain.
It's this guy. Wormy Joe, the magic bug who teaches the rich family and the poor family to put aside their differences and work together. If you missed him, you weren't paying attention.
This popped up in my memories on facebook, I think this is my single favorite photo from the 2020 presidential election cycle , Bernie Sanders punching a porno store sign like he's Mario
Twitter is trying to be more like Instagram, Instagram is trying to be more like TikTok, Facebook is slowly prepping your grandparents to murder a publicly elected official
there’s a lot of so called “cinephiles” on here with a lot of wildly incorrect ideas about what makes a movie good so let me break it down for you:
a good movie is a movie where someone has a chainsaw and the chainsaw goes into people and you see it and it sprays everywhere
frogs in traditional Japanese paintings and woodblock prints are the coolest dudes out there, look up some of those little guys right now if you wanna have a good time. sound off in the comments with your favorite frog paintings
With people jumping to all kinds of conclusions about motives, I think it's important to remember that Charles Guiteau shot President Garfield because he wanted to be ambassador to France and thought God told him to, and experts concluded he was driven mad by his weird foreskin
@BoysKissingCore
normally when a celebrity is in their underwear and screaming at you that you're bad at throwing baseballs it's wrong but you put them in a tank where your ability to throw a ball could plunge them in cold water and suddenly it's fine????
@KLobstar
I just love nouveau riche people trying to look important and like credible experts by buying unnecessary overpriced luxury goods, like that's the opposite of what you want to do if you're actually good with money
Even with everything else going on, it’s wild to me how much of Elon Musk’s energy is still dedicated to trying and failing to get Stephen King to like him and be his friend.
Anyway I’m buying a cargo trailer for my bicycle because I’m sick of dragging a pushcart to my post office every time I have to do a bulk shipment because I don’t know how to drive.
🚨🚨ARTISTS NEED TO PAY ATTENTION🚨🚨
THE FIRST RULE of making good illustrations is NEVER draw someone thinking about the Hindenburg Airship Disaster. Their faces will be too contorted from thinking about the tragedy, and will be unsightly to look at.
This is 101 stuff people.
if donald trump gets impeached and removed from office then mike pence will be president for like a week and then if joe biden drinks too much juice or gets hit by a strong wind and dies this year (very likely) we could have America's first 4 president year
@markos
Yeah man, don’t fact check the guy who plagiarized speeches, falsely claimed to have been part of civil rights protests, and falsely claimed to have been arrested in South Africa
oh boy get ready for like 10 of the most dogshit indie horror games you've ever played in your life where mickey mouse is some sort of blobby elder god and also probably a "super messed up" movie where mickey mouse does drugs and has his dick out and also kills people
Mickey and Minnie enter the public domain on Jan. 1. Disney will no longer enjoy an exclusive copyright over the earliest versions of the characters.
"This is a big one -- it's finally happening."