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shirts/stickers/zines: new comic strips monday-friday

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I put a lot of work into these things (usually) and would love more people to get to see them.
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Hideo Kojima made a video game about an America where nobody goes outside and the only thing keeping the world going is a delivery man who is constantly being overworked to exhaustion and has to carry around containers of his own piss and shit and people called it outlandish
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you used to be able to make a whole movie based around the idea what if there was a guy who was annoying to be around
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spy vs spy redux (2023)
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Happy second birthday to to the stupidest jpeg I have ever made
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idk the only time a celebrity has ever been rude to me was Elijah Wood yelled at me that I throw baseballs like a wuss and my dad never taught me how to throw a baseball, but he was also in a dunk tank at the time and I think that changes the social contract a lot
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the best thing i've ever made
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Japanese mini trucks reign supreme over the weak and inferior Cybertruck
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Gatorade Should Be Thicker.
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Just a fundamentally unserious vehicle.
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it rocks that in tears of the kingdom you can fuse a beehive to your weapon so when you shake it bees come out but also the bees do not fight on your behalf, they're still just bees and will do whatever
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banksy has done it again
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spy vs spy (2023 redraw)
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upgrade your mind
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at least 3 people over the age of 50 i've spoken to have told me when they were teenagers everyone would cover themselves in baby oil and go outside on hot sunny days just dripping with baby oil and that is unfathomable to me
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I have a very complete vision of the owner of this motorcycle in my head
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A man on the street just saluted me and yelled “hello soldier, it’s good to see you back home safely.” I am wearing a camouflage Utz Chips trucker hat.
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Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.
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Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.
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The very first peanuts comic kicks ass
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Yesterday Sanders supporters were pleading to anyone who would listen to postpone the primaries and libs were saying that postponing it would be a bad precedent or blocking Biden, and today they're saying that Sanders needs to drop out because people had to go vote in a pandemic
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Bart's Revenge (2023)
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I know I say this a lot but I think this might actually be the most powerful thing I have ever drawn
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i don't know what i'm doing
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finally, thanks to computers you can make comics that are only interesting to people who have been hit in the head with a brick in the last ten minutes
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Step 3: Add text to the speech bubbles DALL-E 3 can make text, but when there are too many words it can fail. If the words don't make sense, just replace them with whatever text you want. Here's my final image! 10x this & in theory you can create a kids' comic book.
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Ok now I think the housing market is gonna crash
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i just do not understand who Geoff Keighley is, one day he just showed up and everyone said "there he is there's mr video games"
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Sen's Fortress is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in a video game. You're in this ultra bleak grim fantasy world and then halfway through you just have to play takeshi's castle with a bunch of snakemen for a while and then it goes back to grim fantasy
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it's coyotes you fucking moron
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Fred's Garage (2023 redraw)
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What am I doing with my life
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benito mussolini wa 5"6 and 150 lbs I could easily give him a package piledriver onto concrete
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the delicate balance of power
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rise of the machines
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i think more movies should include a scene where someone stands in front of a sign saying what the film's genre is honestly
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Finish The Job Son
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I am absolutely haunted by this zine I saw once called Things I Cleaned where the author just printed photos of herself cleaning up the show house she ran after punk shows, alongside things men said to her like “you’re good at taking down drums. Did your boyfriend play drums?”
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classic simpson
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photocopy
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People losing their jobs to ai is awful but I don’t think enough attention is being paid to the fact that some of the core proponents of it literally believe that one day a neopet will be so powerful it will be god and they need to build it or they’ll be sent to computer hell
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missing the 90s
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Can't Get Enough Simpsons?
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What really bugs me with all the talk about AI that’s been happening is that the pro-AI position, “now anyone can make art”, is a lie, because anyone could make art before. You can. You can right now, and you’ll have a lot of fun with it.
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ok moving aside my feelings about AI, if we fully conceptualize "Wes Anderson" as being a visual stylist whose work involves very precise camera shots of people wearing midcentury clothing in antique sets, what part of The Shining doesn't already meet that criteria?
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@Only_1_josh I am so grateful every time the clown that lives on the slightly elevated cliff near my house starts throwing knives and axes at me that my wife shows up and casts an orb of protection spell for me, but I can't keep living this way I get like 10 knives stuck in me every day
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my high school bff was very insistent to me that I needed to draw this
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i made a new shirt design that is an urgent warning to people everywhere
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Here is the comic that was supposed to be my 4th of July comic last year, except I didn't finish it until like a week later.
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Also an entire video game series about the privatization and mechanization of war the American war machine as a for profit industry
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not the main thing going on here, but it's incredibly funny to me how these goobers constantly oscillate between "this powerful technology can allow anyone to create" and also "only i can do it, i'm a very special clever boy because I can write a descriptive sentence"
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I don't know what you think, but this seems a bit unfair to me. My original post with the Saori Kido Athena prompt has 4,000 impressions, while @dvorahfr 's post with an image created with my prompt has 30,000. As for not quoting me as the author, I'm not saying anything,
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A lot of folks have been asking "who's the parasite in Parasite". Let me explain. It's this guy. Wormy Joe, the magic bug who teaches the rich family and the poor family to put aside their differences and work together. If you missed him, you weren't paying attention.
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This popped up in my memories on facebook, I think this is my single favorite photo from the 2020 presidential election cycle , Bernie Sanders punching a porno store sign like he's Mario
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This isn't a joke I snuck into an afterparty for a film festival and he was in a dunk tank
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Thinking about that time Dave Chapelle tried to get Elon Musk to say “i’m rich bitch” and Elon yelled “aahm righbiiiich”
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Twitter is trying to be more like Instagram, Instagram is trying to be more like TikTok, Facebook is slowly prepping your grandparents to murder a publicly elected official
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there’s a lot of so called “cinephiles” on here with a lot of wildly incorrect ideas about what makes a movie good so let me break it down for you: a good movie is a movie where someone has a chainsaw and the chainsaw goes into people and you see it and it sprays everywhere
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people of earth check this out (rerun)
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@CantEverDie the one second shot of the dog hovering gets me every time
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Dougie The Hyper-Dimensional Cube Who is Also a Greaser Gets Busted
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WHY IS EVERY NEW CENTRIST DEMOCRAT A FORMER FIGHTER PILOT
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elon christmas special
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gotta find a way
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Ain't Right
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A half decent comic I drew like a year and a half ago
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2 years
frogs in traditional Japanese paintings and woodblock prints are the coolest dudes out there, look up some of those little guys right now if you wanna have a good time. sound off in the comments with your favorite frog paintings
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Jesus Christ fuck off just fuck off fuck you
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Joe Biden’s mom should have been president instead
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what's that smell
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With people jumping to all kinds of conclusions about motives, I think it's important to remember that Charles Guiteau shot President Garfield because he wanted to be ambassador to France and thought God told him to, and experts concluded he was driven mad by his weird foreskin
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you lookin at my hat, stranger?
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@BoysKissingCore normally when a celebrity is in their underwear and screaming at you that you're bad at throwing baseballs it's wrong but you put them in a tank where your ability to throw a ball could plunge them in cold water and suddenly it's fine????
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I have a weapon now that’s just a bee summoning stick and the bees might hurt me if I use it TotK is GOTY 2023
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here comes homer
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After decades of debate among ethicists, I have solved the trolley problem
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@KLobstar I just love nouveau riche people trying to look important and like credible experts by buying unnecessary overpriced luxury goods, like that's the opposite of what you want to do if you're actually good with money
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People of Earth Check This Out (2023 redraw)
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I’m the balloon guy now
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Even with everything else going on, it’s wild to me how much of Elon Musk’s energy is still dedicated to trying and failing to get Stephen King to like him and be his friend.
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Insane Facebook AI slop
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I have to let people know
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one day i will be free
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Bart's Revenge
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Anyway I’m buying a cargo trailer for my bicycle because I’m sick of dragging a pushcart to my post office every time I have to do a bulk shipment because I don’t know how to drive.
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the miracle of wizard birth
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@RoxyTall @doctopmary The secret is he’s actually 6 inches tall and they’re normal sizes vegetables.
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someone outside, watching
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The Delicate Balance of Power
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🚨🚨ARTISTS NEED TO PAY ATTENTION🚨🚨 THE FIRST RULE of making good illustrations is NEVER draw someone thinking about the Hindenburg Airship Disaster. Their faces will be too contorted from thinking about the tragedy, and will be unsightly to look at. This is 101 stuff people.
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prison of kirby
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I definitively and irrefutably solved the trolley problem
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if donald trump gets impeached and removed from office then mike pence will be president for like a week and then if joe biden drinks too much juice or gets hit by a strong wind and dies this year (very likely) we could have America's first 4 president year
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@Srirachachau there's an episode of 9-1-1 lonestar where a volcano erupts in Austin. We don't have a volcano. 10/10
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only 90s kids can remember
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i found this on my hard drive, not sure what i was trying to do
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portraits of 4 men at a truckstop in rural texas wearing novelty hats
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i think this is one of the most important shirt designs I have ever drawn
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I don’t actually own a copy of it. I saw it in pictures someone I follow shared on a locked instagram they use very sparsely. Here’s a page from it.
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@markos Yeah man, don’t fact check the guy who plagiarized speeches, falsely claimed to have been part of civil rights protests, and falsely claimed to have been arrested in South Africa
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oh boy get ready for like 10 of the most dogshit indie horror games you've ever played in your life where mickey mouse is some sort of blobby elder god and also probably a "super messed up" movie where mickey mouse does drugs and has his dick out and also kills people
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Mickey and Minnie enter the public domain on Jan. 1. Disney will no longer enjoy an exclusive copyright over the earliest versions of the characters. "This is a big one -- it's finally happening."
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