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@seraphjt

21 days

Beyoncé being older than she claims conspiracy might be true

THE RECEIPTS

@Niell_Standard

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Twenty three years ago today MTV threw BEYONCÉ a surprise party for her 20th Birthday right after the VMA's A cute short thread of some the celebrities that attended, 6th September 2001, club one 51 NYC

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@nizzyonthego he’s forcing the “beat it chick” moment @C4BC2A 😭😭😭

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This community is so cooked. Why would a woman who’s not related to me be obligated to take care of me when I have my own children?

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@khubaibmk1

25 days

@bintabbz When you reach old age and become incapable of doing things for yourself, what do you expect from your daughter-in-law? Will you hope that she will care for you or ignore you because you are not her obligation?"

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25 days

@C4BC2A 11 years on twitter…

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@seraphjt

23 days

Recently, I’ve started loving skirts. I don’t know why they fell out of trend with Somali girls

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@seraphjt

1 month

Weird take? By this logic divorcees should never look for another partner? Lol

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1 month

His daughter is now motherless and has an incarcerated father for life. You guys don’t deserve to be parents

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@seraphjt

18 days

There are so many halal options in America, especially in Muslim dominant areas. Y’all are just greedy

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18 days

@maryamfitzz You need to stop being thick America isn’t like England where there’s a Bangladesh curry chicken shop every 10 minutes

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1 month

Yes but most Somali women are good looking so it could be that

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@seraphjt

22 days

Wondering how many Somali boys who underperform/misbehave in schools are overlooked for dyslexia, adhd and other learning difficulties…

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@seraphjt

1 month

@AshikSamad2k9 @sarahtonin98 @bubbub53759088 Wouldn’t walking away after being asked that reveal an answer? Isn’t the whole concept to keep your sin private, answering defeats that purpose. Simply make your intention clear and let the woman decline your offer.

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@seraphjt

1 month

Women can be friends with men. Men can only be friends with women they find extremely unattractive (generous)

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@bintwa3ra

1 month

men and women can’t be friends

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@seraphjt

25 days

We need to save our south asian/desi sisters. What is this 😭

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@binthabibahh

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Time to talk about dahej. In desi communities, dowry exists. But the woman’s family pays it. That’s dahej. During the meet up, the man’s family ‘subtly’ ask for money or gold or furniture. It can be anything, they can ask for cars or even houses.

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@seraphjt

18 days

This is the Madonna-Whore version of Somali Men

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@C4BC2A

18 days

We had a field day online that day

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@seraphjt

28 days

Journaled for the first time today. It took a while to overcome the awkwardness but I am happy I gave it a try. It might become a habit one day

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@seraphjt

1 month

Rhinoplasty mode always looks a little Micheal Jacksony

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@reaIsnowhite

1 month

How do you even adjust to a change this drastic

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@seraphjt

1 month

What’s the point of working if I’m getting taxed 40%

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@seraphjt

26 days

No one loves unconditionally. Not even a mother

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@drbigbrowneyes

28 days

I don't think men can even comprehend the depth a woman's love has. It is truly unconditional and limitless. Her concern transcends every emotion she has, whether she's angry or sad. She never stops giving, even when there's nothing left for her. There's a reason she's the mother

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@seraphjt

1 month

One period of hardship over and another begins

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@seraphjt

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Going in to debt for a family that wouldn’t even help you if the tables were turned is so sad

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@thelordbaeIish

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I’m another victim of the Somali mum struggle, and I can’t even begin to explain how deeply this has affected my … — What the actual hell This is everything wrong with Somali parents Wallahi. Why on earth were you tasked with buy…

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@seraphjt

28 days

@Fardu5_ This is what happens when your only metric of success is male attention. You feel the need to compare and compete with women 24/7

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@seraphjt

1 month

Please make dua for me guys. Executive function is failing me and I have to prepare for an important day

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@seraphjt

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I think we infantilise men too much. If there’s a will they will find a way

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Banning p*rnography will stop all these rape cases happening every other day.

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@seraphjt

28 days

Training for this 🎈

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@seraphjt

28 days

I need a gym buddy to hold me accountable

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@seraphjt

1 month

When you get free breakfast at work:

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@97SKRILLA

1 month

Proper way to enjoy your breakfast

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@seraphjt

28 days

I need a gym buddy to hold me accountable

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@seraphjt

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Outsourcing cleaning & meal prep is the luxury I need

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@7signxx

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Is a wife sinful if she doesn't cook for the husband?

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@seraphjt

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May god protect me

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@seraphjt

1 month

I like my scalp to breathe personally

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@seraphjt

1 month

I hate it when people say this, a lot of us are actually very nice people

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@BISBAAS_

1 month

in my 32 years on this earth I never had one positive experience with an entj

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@Fardu5_ @unrealizedA Mac sokor if it happens loool

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@seraphjt

1 month

Change the font to Times New Roman 12, thank me later

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1 month

I got alot of positive feedback about this and inshallah I have started working on it and will release it when done and reviewed🙌🏽

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@seraphjt

1 month

Someone can’t make you fall in love with them, you chose to. Take some accountability

Garlic & Mayo |🇵🇰

@sameen_arshad

1 month

If you have no guts to marry the person, please don't make them fall in love with you. People who do this & leave them when they're head over heels in love with you are the shittiest creatures ever existing on earth. I have a friend, who wasted his whole life, his heart on some +

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@seraphjt

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May my duas be accepted

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@seraphjt

3 months

Old account is locked. Finding my followers again is so ghetto 😭

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@seraphjt

3 months

Why are you wearing a baati? 😭😭

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@seraphjt

28 days

Dragz is the inner conscious I needed

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@seraphjt

1 month

Had my avocado toast in the morning, I’m ready

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1 month

⋆ BODY LIKE A VS ANGEL ⋆ An ongoing 30 day challenge for all the girls wanting the figure of an angel⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧

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@seraphjt

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When I get my own place, this is what I’m doing

yuuii

@yuuiichive

27 days

brilliant reading date with my brilliant friend

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26 days

When my new job starts. I’ll live like the woman I was supposed to be

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23 🎈Another year alhamdulilah

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@seraphjt

1 month

Hitler was Somali: confirmed

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@cremieuxrecueil

2 months

Here is the geographic distribution of Adolf Hitler's Y-chromosomal haplogroup. That Hitler had this Y-haplogroup that's relatively uncommon for Germans has prompted some to claim Hitler had Jewish paternal ancestry. But did he?🧵

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@seraphjt

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75 hard starting tomorrow, see you there

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@seraphjt

1 month

I am the successful man I want to marry tbf

alaa 🇵🇸

@_shmurdur

1 month

Girls get educated to prevent being stuck with a loser like this guy🤡

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@seraphjt

1 month

What is the significance of mentioning you paid? Hmm

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@Haeskos

1 month

Went on a date, went well and hit it off over lunch, paid for it, watched a movie at her place, she said she had a great time and wanted to hang out I get home and I'm blocked on everything I hate dating

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@seraphjt

1 month

We can literally just recite Al-Fatiha. Think this through a little more😭

snty (prod by suga)

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1 month

Quickly name other word than Nikah

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@C4BC2A @wonderingnafs I’m working on making you one #staystrong

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2 months

Got the worst iced chai at Chaiiwala but a Somali girl made it. Drinking with silent ciil

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@seraphjt

28 days

so cute :3

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@amaneki1036

28 days

matcha station is uppppp

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@C4BC2A At least you’re honest. Many would lie

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Best time to be in the UK

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Winter enjoyers our time is near

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@seraphjt

3 months

Hide this from dr*gn

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3 months

Junji Ito's Tomie x Sanrio new collaboration visual

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@seraphjt

20 days

This tweet left its target audience. 😭😭

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21 days

Beyoncé being older than she claims conspiracy might be true

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21 days

Would u guys ever invite white people to your wedding? I feel like it’ll be an interesting experience for them

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@seraphjt

27 days

Lingerie as a reward??

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@thelordbaeIish

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???? Can someone explain this to me

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@seraphjt

13 days

there comes a time in every woman’s life

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@SB_VVI @C4BC2A That could never happen to me. Just dealing with people not understanding boundaries 😭

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@seraphjt

1 month

If I can eat banana and rice in front of everyone I work with. You can eat your crepe

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@C4BC2A

1 month

They don't know I have malawax in here but am too afraid to open and eat it

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@seraphjt

2 months

Overshared again. May Allah remove this sickness within me

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@seraphjt

27 days

Very few men would get married if they were honest. That’s why they’re not lol

يودا المالكي

@NeuroMaliki

27 days

99% of relationship problems can be solved if people are just honest about their expectations. Don't want your wife to work? Cool. Just don't marry her and tell her afterwards. Similar with everything else.

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@Birkinbaggg The wife being blamed for the husband changing or sticking up for himself is what kills me the most

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2 months

I’m just gonna do it. Better now than later

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Got asked what Macrobian means at work. You somalians have done too much 😭

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@seraphjt

1 month

Somali language doesn’t have a singular word for many things. They use phrases to express.

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@mannabilan

1 month

@warsame_words Valid but still not a word. I think a lot of it has to do with the climate our ethnicity evolved in. Harsh but our survival has been good

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@seraphjt

2 months

Noticing differences in body type is kinda creepy

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@Safro86549995

2 months

@saiiff04 @itsMxsu_ @icyHive Sometimes in the face but there's very obvious differences in body types and features. She looks Horner, not Bengali

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@seraphjt

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I might just visit Bradford for fun. Always wanted to visit an Asian country

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@seraphjt

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Who’s gonna choose you for your manners over looks bffr😭

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🤍🌷🎀

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Take some accountability for falling for a pair of eyes man😭

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Just remembered there was a time I didn’t have a phone or internet for an entire year #safalore

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@C4BC2A Wonder what she was on to think to draw that😭

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@seraphjt

2 months

She looks really cute in it

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Alhamdulilah

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May god protect me

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@Birkinbaggg We can’t let them win naaya

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@seraphjt

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This made me laugh wlhi. See you on Qiyamah tho

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@L0nnybr3aux

18 days

british muslims are always 1 bad day away from joining isis😂😂🙏🏾

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@seraphjt

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@C4BC2A bal eeg

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@seraphjt

3 months

Spoke to this lady in Somali for 10 minutes only for her to tell me she’s Oromo #madaxxanuun

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1 month

@interesting_aIl bitch I just got this, I will testify against you when the time comes @C4BC2A

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@C4BC2A Don’t take it for granted. I got reported for praying for “40 minutes”

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@seraphjt

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@Fardu5_ @xidigta_ Interesting topic to do some research on

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@seraphjt

27 days

Please never post media online girlies😭

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@seraphjt

3 months

There are secondary schools with High School literally in the name

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@girls0nthebeach

3 months

british people who call it high school need to be dealt with.

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@seraphjt

2 months

Gonna make this account serious again.

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@seraphjt

1 month

Knowing it’s a first world problem

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@MirhaAfridi

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People who have overcome depression, what’s your secret? 🪡

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@seraphjt

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Whole time the expectations are having a job and going gym😭😭😭

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@seraphjt

1 month

Why is it wrong to live with parents who can support you? I would do it for my kids gladly to help them be financially stable. This is why the rich get richer and the poor stay poor.

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@MNicearbhaill

1 month

@British_Enjoyer @ThePujaTeli @MailOnline you should still pay rent even if you live at home with parents. Yes you are priviledged but lots of people dont have that oppertunity but also live at home but pay rent and bills while living there.

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@seraphjt

26 days

don’t have the attention span for books so yapping instead >

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@seraphjt

2 months

Same thing applies for overlining lips

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@picomimi_

2 months

Girls with actually big noses need to understand that no amount of nose contour will make it look smaller in real life and actually it looks worse because now everyone knows you want it to be smaller and are insecure about your nose when your nose was literally fine and nobody-

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My brain power was at 500%

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