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jerb

@searobbing

13 days

maybe this is just the amulet talking but i honestly feel like we need to get more evil?

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jerb

@searobbing

5 months

if i got stabbed by this i wouldnt even be mad i dont think

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jerb

@searobbing

3 months

turn the fuck up!!

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jerb

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5 months

@arne__ness they're bringing in immigrants that speak the Old Tongue. they're blasting people with forgotten syllables of power in the taco bell parking lots of Boca Raton, FL

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jerb

@searobbing

10 months

just thinking about this makes me feel nauseous

Chris Koerner

@mhp_guy

10 months

My buddy just opened a Crumbl franchise in Forney, TX 27k population There was a line around the door & there will be for some time Is this a fad? No. Why? Because when a Crumbl opens it puts other shops out of business. It's a better product. Also, some owners net $1m+!

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jerb

@searobbing

3 months

so sick dude. land creatures blown the fuck out yet again. they should have made the whole universe out of ocean

Universal Curiosity

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An incredible octopus extending its tentacles to create a large balloon-like shape was filmed by EVNautilus at a depth of approximately 1,600 meters (5,250 feet).

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jerb

@searobbing

5 months

1) we will have infinite private jets in the future 2) we will also look back on people having to fly economy as being exactly like racial segregation

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jerb

@searobbing

6 months

so basically the world is evil because there's a big hole in reality called the metabolic rift that connects our world to the evil dimension and we have to close the hole using a special magic sword

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jerb

@searobbing

9 months

the idea that some groups are just innately better at tolerating certain environments has been used for hundreds of years in the u.s. to justify pushing black people into the most dangerous and uncomfortable work environments

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jerb

@searobbing

9 months

most of the tweets on my tl are blank and say that they're from new years eve 1969 👍

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jerb

@searobbing

6 months

being a communist is supposed to be exactly like being a jesuit all the way down to the bit where you travel to china to paint a picture of a bird

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jerb

@searobbing

5 months

@yachtdestroyer he's such a freak

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jerb

@searobbing

4 months

@arne__ness she HATES grain elevators and longs for the days when wheat was stored and transported in bags

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jerb

@searobbing

10 months

lmfao

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jerb

@searobbing

10 months

@chris_robb1 @AstuteCFO didnt read all that but the way you keep @ing him in every reply is cracking me up lol

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jerb

@searobbing

2 years

caught smoking a blunt in the degrowth mcdonalds bike-through. sentenced to five years no labor and given a hand crank powered dry herb vape.

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jerb

@searobbing

3 months

i make 12,000 dollars a year shooting salt slurry into aquifers to make the water undrinkable

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jerb

@searobbing

3 months

best way to deal with climate change (or any other problem) is to think really really hard about how you personally want to feel about it

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jerb

@searobbing

7 months

this is so advanced. unfortunately many of you probably lack the intelligence to fully comprehend f-kurapika x leorio domestic bliss cooking together soup recipe

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jerb

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3 months

when an uSSian dies their corpse is put inside of the largest car their family can afford and then the car is lit on fire. uSSians believe this practice allows the departed to spend eternity running over small children and dogs

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jerb

@searobbing

2 months

birds are in many ways the fish of the sky. but the sky sea is incomplete. we must genetically engineer sky sharks, sky whales, sky squid, sky octopus, sky clams etc.

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jerb

@searobbing

3 months

@lodgepolepines its evil and suspicious to move from one country to another for any reason

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jerb

@searobbing

11 days

i'm loving your magnesium levels <3

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jerb

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1 year

@postcyborg i think him being really good at the google earth game is kinda hot

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jerb

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2 years

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jerb

@searobbing

23 days

babylon total collapse soon

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jerb

@searobbing

8 days

watchmojo top 10 times you failed your loved ones

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jerb

@searobbing

5 months

@JTommins interesting loop here tho in places like miami where the gov spends like crazy to maintain beaches because they need to keep property values up to keep government revenues up.

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jerb

@searobbing

4 months

we need to hold the climate in place to stop it from changing...

no doubt

@selontheweb

4 months

they should drive huge nails into the earth

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jerb

@searobbing

3 months

shapes...

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jerb

@searobbing

2 months

anyone know where i can get one of these used - like new for between 10 and 20 usd?

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@archaeologyart

2 months

Incense Burner in Form of a Praying Mantis. Date: 19th century. Culture: Japan. Medium: Iron, gold, lining of silver Size: H. 3 1/3 in. (8.9 cm); L. 6 in. (15.2 cm). Collection: The MET

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jerb

@searobbing

2 months

under degrowth communism everyone will be sexy and genius and most of all kind

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jerb

@searobbing

5 days

some guy was telling me like "i would be a climate terrorist if i wasnt such a coward so instead i Believe In Democracy". thank you for the honesty brother.

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jerb

@searobbing

16 days

it's so fucking over... they took away my favorite enrichment item.. and left me with this stupid rubber kong thing..

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jerb

@searobbing

1 month

get good at writing fake resumes now that skill will be the difference between life and death when the time comes to persuade one of the water warlords that you know medicine or witchcraft or civil engineering

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jerb

@searobbing

1 year

@Billaric - what sexual experience are you most ashamed of?

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jerb

@searobbing

2 years

this is the most fucked up thing a government has ever done

ممنوع الوقوف على الأطلال

@WhiteShemagh

2 years

The Saudi General Authority for Statistics is running an ad gently asking people to stop inviting census takers into their homes for coffee and meals.

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jerb

@searobbing

1 month

this one is for all the indentured mushroom farmers and water collectors out there. wasteland raiding is the number 1 fastest growing industry in 2028. check out the link in my bio when you're ready to learn more about this exciting opportunity

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jerb

@searobbing

2 years

Cruel men 'force fish to smoke cannabis'

WARNING DISTRESSING VIDEO The shocking footage shows two men pushing the cigarette into the animal's mouth as they laugh hysterically

www.mirror.co.uk

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jerb

@searobbing

3 months

no way

President Biden

@POTUS

3 months

It's simple.

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jerb

@searobbing

5 months

nice little stream i visited the other day. tons of tannins and a habit of weaving not just back and forth but also up and down through the surrounding limestone

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jerb

@searobbing

1 month

stop pretending like i'm not the victim here. my manor is totally surrounded by the village and its outlying farmland which makes me feel trapped bc you guys are crazy hostile to me even though most of you have too much blood to begin with and i'm basically doing you a favor

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jerb

@searobbing

5 months

he doesn't know about hijacking oil tankers...

Temu Hitman 🇵🇸

@turret_factory

5 months

They should invent an ethical sort of whaling that I can do without feeling bad. Like they should breed some sort of horrible sea monster full of valuable minerals for me to kill

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jerb

@searobbing

4 months

@alex_orlov_ we've moved from the capitalism of old into a new form of capitalism i like to call "spring capitalism". it's possible that this will progress into summer or even fall capitalism in the coming months...

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jerb

@searobbing

2 years

can't wait to vote for climate mao this november

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jerb

@searobbing

6 months

if you're a communist you may find it helpful to do some kind of excercise like walking or hiking or running. this is because taking a stroll can be enjoyable and may help you chill out

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jerb

@searobbing

4 months

grandfather appreciates me keeping him from falling and getting seriously hurt but has basically no idea who i am. you win some you lose some. suppose everyone's loved ones forget them either before or after death

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jerb

@searobbing

8 months

@castawaymariner half the tips are just "don't finish books" which is still somehow better advice than you'll get from the other half which is stuff like "don't read quickly" "have a podcast" "read fiction" "the trick to reading is reading"

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jerb

@searobbing

8 months

distressing to see just how quickly after rafaat's death the hacks start reaching out with their grubby hands trying to grab hold of and twist his memory

Naomi Klein

@NaomiAKlein

8 months

Absolutely sickened by this loss. I was just now on his site reading his beautiful poetry. I feel such shame.

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jerb

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4 months

guy who is in hospice that i help take care of asked me if he's dying and i said everybody dies. he told a story about his wife's parents not liking him bc he didn't think there is an afterlife. i said even if this is all we get, isn't it pretty sweet.

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jerb

@searobbing

5 months

hitler nation

Donghui for New York

@donghui4nyc

5 months

Thousands of people at today’s rally against homeless shelter at Brooklyn 2501 86th street organized by @AMWilliamColton and @susanzhuangnyc . They want “NO MORE SHELTER”, have you heard of them @NYCSpeakerAdams @NYCCouncil @NYCMayor ?

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jerb

@searobbing

1 month

its seems that you're immune to my rays and beams

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jerb

@searobbing

21 days

things haven't been going all that well but i'm lucky to be alive and i just gotta keep trying

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jerb

@searobbing

4 months

everyone wants to be a tree but nobody wants to accrue the karma necessary to reincarnate as a bald cypress

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jerb

@searobbing

1 month

check this out

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jerb

@searobbing

4 months

took my laptop apart to clean it, lost a screw, tore a ribbon cable, put it back together and the only change is that the microphone started working. this thing literally has some kind of ghost in it.

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jerb

@searobbing

7 days

DEGROWTH CENTURY

alex

@genossse

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From where I stand, society's ideal system should be "seven rest days". Following Sunday, there should ensue a second, a third, and indeed an infinite procession of Sundays. This should be the face of the new world - idyllic, eternal, peaceful days.

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jerb

@searobbing

3 months

hell yeah

kelly

@A2113Y

3 months

我が家の新入りセミエビくん足先鋭利でしがみつき力がマジでヤバイ😂

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jerb

@searobbing

11 months

had one who told me that i was sexy and i should smoke more weed instead of quitting

Allison Raskin

@AllisonRaskin

11 months

My HOT TAKE of the day is that we need to talk more openly about signs that your therapist sucks so people can find a better clinician sooner and/or not give up on therapy as a whole.

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jerb

@searobbing

8 months

mako is such a good name for a kind of shark

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jerb

@searobbing

3 months

letby case is fr terrifying. would hate to have the bits of my diary where i talk about feeling guilt or isolation or self loathing turn into front page news + proof that im a serial killer

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jerb

@searobbing

2 months

they're putting my enemies to the sword later 🥳

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jerb

@searobbing

4 months

eclipse glasses honestly so cool in general we should be looking at the sun basically daily

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jerb

@searobbing

3 months

you're acting like a mouse in snake city and it makes me sick

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jerb

@searobbing

2 months

evil blood is red and good blood is blue. your body naturally filters out the evil but your heart is constantly pumping more evil in

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jerb

@searobbing

7 months

"Communism is Soviet power plus the electrification of the whole country." -Sylvia Plath

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jerb

@searobbing

4 months

sorry if this is preachy but if there is something in this world that matters to you, please try to do it. and if there are people in this world that you care about, please try to show them that. your time, and theirs, is very limited.

jerb

@searobbing

4 months

guy who is in hospice that i help take care of asked me if he's dying and i said everybody dies. he told a story about his wife's parents not liking him bc he didn't think there is an afterlife. i said even if this is all we get, isn't it pretty sweet.

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jerb

@searobbing

6 months

turns out i was 100% wrong on this one. sincere apologies to my fans and to the members of the karst community. turns out this shit is insanely cool

jerb

@searobbing

6 months

karst topography is honestly so fucking scary

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jerb

@searobbing

2 years

im all in on agriculture

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jerb

@searobbing

1 month

people only call this place the wasteland because of their limited imagination. i look out across the ocean of poisonous sand and see opportunity. like what if i put this sand in someone's food and then stole their stuff. what if i got the boys together and we robbed a traveler.

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jerb

@searobbing

9 months

you dont need to make up reasons for why israel shouldn't exist! focus on the real stuff!

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jerb

@searobbing

3 months

some of these "professional organizers" are not good people! they're disingenuous boot lickers! they're sick sick puppies!

mindy🌷

@mindyisser

3 months

(i’m voting for biden in the general so no need to yell at me but) as someone who has organized professionally and/or in a volunteer capacity for 15~ years, i recommend everyone worried about the election start canvassing/phone banking instead of yelling at people on twitter

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jerb

@searobbing

5 months

if you react to bad news about climate change with "it's over give up and have fun 😃" you are the lowest creature in the world to me

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jerb

@searobbing

3 months

TOTAL FACTORY FARM OBLITERATION SOON. 893,625,320,231,672 FORMER FARMERS. NO MORE MEAT. UNLIMITED VIOLENCE.

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jerb

@searobbing

5 months

this is so fucking funny thank you mr phillips for bringing light to a cold dark morning

🍉FUCK RIMPAC🍉

@emgyw

5 months

bro is not intimidating

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jerb

@searobbing

2 months

@hum_dunkin probably lots of gold and jewels i think

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jerb

@searobbing

5 months

you should be manufacturing vast quantities of incense

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jerb

@searobbing

26 days

man i fucked up so bad. i should be hitting things with rocks. i should be eating fresh oysters by the sea. instead i am spending all day typing on computer inside. moron.

Mogens Trolle

@MogensTrolle

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Videos of long-tailed macaques using stone tools to crack open rock oysters - and Koram Island in Thailand where it takes place. Some of the tools they use look like miniature versions of stone-age hand axes with sharp edges and points appropriate for precision hacking.

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jerb

@searobbing

5 months

some kinda fucked up fish or something lmao

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jerb

@searobbing

6 months

pick me academics are soooo embarrassing

Tyler Austin Harper

@Tyler_A_Harper

6 months

The reason people scoff is that, at least in academia, "indigeneity" has become a magic word that is evacuated of both historical and cultural specificity, flattens all differences between indigenous groups, and is accompanied by exoticizing appeals to pre-rational "wisdom" 1/

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jerb

@searobbing

7 months

when marchese asked malm "could you give me a reason to live" he was asking to be converted. he wanted to be told to blow up a pipeline, slash an suv's tires. he was asking for his empty soul to be filled with revolutionary fire

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jerb

@searobbing

10 months

the phrase "play it as it lays" is a load-bearing component of my psyche. it does for me what the serenity prayer did for my great grandmother.

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jerb

@searobbing

4 months

we need a mass unemployment initiative. we need to be paying people to chill the fuck out. there need to be laws against hustling, grinding, building etc.

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jerb

@searobbing

3 years

magnum in my jacket cause the skirt aint got pockets

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jerb

@searobbing

8 months

im selling em cheap as hell too tap tf in 📲

left pain

@left_plain

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musk oxen…thats a good animal. very handsome

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jerb

@searobbing

3 months

livestock farmers:

sahara /gold/

@sahararelic

4 months

if doctors cure diseases there should be some guys out there dedicated to spreading them it’s only fair

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jerb

@searobbing

23 days

the situation in houston is so bleak. the way our rulers are ignoring it is even bleaker. a preview of whats in store for everyone who doesn't have enough personal wealth and power to save themselves.

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jerb

@searobbing

3 months

without power so i'm spending a lot of time with my thoughts. and most of what i keep thinking is that things are gonna get so so much darker. don't think any of us are truly prepared for where the rising tides of fascism and climate change are taking us.

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jerb

@searobbing

2 months

hes so cooked lmao. reposting an ft article that repeats the same wrong and boring argument about "left wing overreach" that we've been hearing for decades. if this is what you got, you got nothing.

Matt Huber

@Matthuber78

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Cool that debased far right politicians are using degrowth to vilify the left & win over portions of the youth.

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jerb

@searobbing

4 months

@horrible_bug she's right ✔️

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jerb

@searobbing

1 year

namesmaxxing is one of the best feelings there is and you're missing out if you arent doing it

sean

@DilettanteryPod

1 year

I think if technological trends continue this'll make a comeback. In future decades fewer people will have *a* name, and "true names" will once again begin to be guarded as a secret, like in myth or magic...

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@searobbing

3 months

degrowth fraternal embrace to make sure everyone is sweaty and gross (has their AC off) like how mob guys would hug to check each other for wires

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jerb

@searobbing

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i need to start gambling

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jerb

@searobbing

4 years

@oldking420 i'm always thinking about this im out here smokin other people's weed im having sex without cumming im cookin meals im dabbling in disordered eating im getting manipulated im coppin crop tops im shaving my legs thats the situation

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jerb

@searobbing

2 months

the new civ game needs to bring back the palace builder screen. i miss taking breaks from world domination to make my house fancier

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@searobbing

1 month

replacing the screen on my 4+ year old android in yet another stunning victory for the degrowth movement

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4 months

lied my way into a library card another flawless jerb victory right there

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jerb

@searobbing

8 months

@grundrza all of the stuff he says about how admin acts, what admin wants etc. doesn't match anything i know or have experienced. the stuff he says about "humanities making the case for themselves on use-value rather than knowledge acquisition" seems less offensive at first

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