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2 months

bad news about cinnamoroll

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4 years

i miss ISIS twitter. when u could just get on here and click around for a bit and find some guys in ISIS on here tweeting bout it, posting their cool ass trucks and shit

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“playstation” what a beautiful combination of words. isnt that what we all want? an altar of indulgence. a play station…

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4 months

actually laughing out loud

Jeremy Loffredo

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4 months

Columbia student’s “Epstein worked for Mossad” sign has enraged Israeli supporters to the point they’re trying to climb a 20 ft fence and raid campus themselves

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10 months

YESSIR LONG LIVE CHAIRMAN MAO ZEDONG 🫡🫡🇨🇳‼️ LONG LIVE THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA ‼️‼️🇨🇳🎉🙌

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

10 months

Trump: "China, many years ago, was being taken over by much smaller countries bc they were all drugged out on the poppy fields. The poppy. The drugs. Heroin. The nation was drugged out. And then along came a very powerful leader, you know who that is, and he said, 'no more.'"

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7 months

@ww_dasilva also putin only absorbed the atheism from USSR in the sense of “nobody will punish u for this shit” and is the most cynical man of all time

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3 years

a lot of you all suffering from this

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16 days

there is literally no reason not to accept this offer. yea you can leave like 50 laptops in a corner of my bedroom for $1000 a month, i truly dont give a fuck. no questions asked!

Matt Johansen

@mattjay

17 days

Whelp. Another North Korean laptop farm just got taken down in the US. This time at a guy's house in Nashville. The NK team made over $250k for their remote work between 2022 and 2023. Hey if someone shows up and asks you to host a pile of laptops at your house, just say no?

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2 years

this painting of Mao en route to Anyuan was displayed in the Vatican for several months under the impression that he was a Catholic missionary. lmfao

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4 years

each president should sequentially inherit Barron as their ward until he is legally old enough to seize the throne

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2 years

the elder scrolls wiki is formated in the same way as marxists dot org

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1 year

women don’t understand snoopy the way they think they do. cuz they dont play ace combat, u gotta understand his military aspect hes a warrior too okay. shot down Woodstock red baron

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7 months

they gatekeeping racism on here now

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10 months

white man smokes opium once, becomes ethnically chinese. many such cases

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1 year

chinese rappers coughing at the start of tracks rly makes me lol. what r you smoking on man? don’t make me tell the neighborhood committee

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9 months

step on in my friends

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8 months

shit went downhill when we stopped making politicians do skull binding

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3 months

i want to be your first pervert fan in china…

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9 months

内景图 Inner alchemy body diagrams getting increasingly abstract until the whole human organism turns into a landscape

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3 months

okay fuck it English translation and citations

🐦‍⬛苏鸿Studio電台ツ🥀

@suhong11300

3 months

#整活 #梗图 #纯属娱乐中推键政圈现状形势图 be like:

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2 years

defeated mental illness through the chinese language i can’t recommend this strategy highly enough for my lost and confused brothers and sisters

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chinatown we up

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3 years

hahahaha this chinese beer brand called “dont interfere with chinese national affairs” 国家安全味道太好喝了

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11 months

i feel like im being trolled the way ppl r buying the hospital bombing narrative, suddenly acting like its resolved when literally nothing has changed from yesterday--the IDF said they didn't do it. okay?? and now biden agrees and they got a fake recording, well shit case closed

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1 year

dumbest people in the world operating fully on reddit vibes, 3+ million chinese people have studied in the USA, there are hundreds of thousands of chinese citizens who speak fluent english, incalculably more than americans who are capable of reading a single chinese news headline

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4 years

this was like like uhhh 2012-mid 2015 on here. u could easily find isis guys to chat with

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11 months

it really does feel like the EU, USA, etc have made a tactical decision to endorse the final destruction of Palestine. come whatever backlash may, if they can just put out enough statements, leverage media bullshit enough for these few weeks, they can get the slaughter done with.

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11 months

i like that even revisionist propaganda has to adopt the isekai narrative framing for relatability’s sake, a sort of implicit acknowledgment of japanese ahistoricity. like the main character can’t just be grandma, her experience is alien n inaccessible. it has to be time travel.

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3 years

every 12 months or so one of the SEA island nations catches an Australian guy smuggling a truly unholy amount of meth and molly and it seems like they take the most sadistic pleasure in ignoring every single deal the Australian govt offers for clemency and executing them anyway

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10 months

the shinzo abe assassination was mentally a really good cleanse for me. like after u do acid and get up the next day cleaning ur house n shit. i had my shit in order for like three months after that

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6 months

are you kidding me. israel literally pays people to stand there and do fucking Sherlock and Hannibal style fantasy recreations of a crime in their mind and that’s what the NYT reports??? oh no he’s an empath man he really understands the crime scene its a burden actually

Tarence Ray

@tarenceray

6 months

It’s wild how all the people who invented this lie and convinced the world it was true eventually just admit it. And yet the times says it still “stands by its reporting” real masterclass shit

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11 months

ian miles cheong is the single pro-israel person in malaysia lol

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2 years

bureaucrat drip lets gooo

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3 months

lol every time

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1 year

it's so funny to me that the big Lin Zexu statue in Manhattan Chinatown calls him a "pioneer in the war on drugs." it's not wrong but it feels anachronistic. he started a literal war over this shit

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2 years

almost had an encounter with a culture completely alien to me. fortunately i was able to reinterpret the experience as merely a deviant version of stuff im already familiar with before i got too freaked out

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10 months

its funny how they have to make these lies more and more outlandish to trick people. some IDF guy’s job is doing focus groups on child butchery scenarios. oh they tied a baby to a firework and shot it at the moon, they did tom and jerry shit to an infant

John Podhoretz

@jpodhoretz

10 months

They baked a baby. In an oven. THEY BAKED A BABY IN AN OVEN. THEY BAKED A BABY IN AN OVEN. Say ceasefire one more time, you fucking baby-murdering-loving ghouls.

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@left_plain

2 years

less into this version of the fable and more into the chinese one where the emperor cuts his sleeve off so as not to wake his gay prostitute lover who is slumped off mercury pills

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@tendermp3

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'woman cuts the hem of her kimono to not wake her sleeping cat'

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1 year

NYC is nice but one of the problems with this city is that its not a part of China

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1 year

when americans believe in ghosts its hitlerite reactionary superstition but when chinese people do it, well, thats just sensible given the evidence

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2 months

little ass kid like 8-10 yrs old walking around in the mall in Flushing today wearing a shirt that said “wait im goated”

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7 months

reading an essay by a 1920s leftist, Huang Shaogu, and he's like...why don't we just invent a communist economics capable of quantifying exchange rates between all forms of mental and physical labor so that in socialism you can trade two hrs of mining for a week of poetry time?

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2 years

cant stop thinking bout ho chih minh's thermos

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4 months

okay but fr why did Biden say that his uncle was shot down in the Pacific front and eaten by cannibals. why did he feel the need to lie about that

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2 years

mindset

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2 years

for like 50 yrs they were letting Yale and Harvard undergrads with two semesters of Chinese shape the entire course of USA foreign policy

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3 years

this is such a funny idea of how to learn to skii. chinese capitalism is incredibly developed, to a comedic level

Sharing Travel

@MyChinaTrip

3 years

Shanghai is located in the subtropical zone, but learning skiing is still very popular.😊😊😊

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2 years

any time i read about student left protests in the 20th century ('70s japan in this case) i am immediately demoralized by the impression of how much power students have lost in directing the course of their own education. "student government" as it exists in the USA is parodic

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1 year

he wearin muji

Michelle Obama

@MichelleObama

1 year

Happy birthday to my favorite thoughtful guy. Love you, always, @BarackObama . 🥰

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4 months

okay crazy cover

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2 years

the National People's Congress Xi Jinping Thought Map is so good lol, giving those Pentagon defense charts a run for their money. this shit is literally not meant to be read, some kind of infographic decadence

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2 years

longevity hack: smoke opium after every meal and have sex with multiple women

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5 months

i dont think adderall is a uniquely evil drug and i also dont think people (read: anxious academics on here) are more intensely or comprehensively medicated than residents of prior historical epochs. people were really off the bars 100 yrs ago, in a way you couldn’t even dream of

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9 months

Comrade Lin Biao, who never smoked or drank, died at 63. Comrade Zhou Enlai, who didn't smoke but drank, died at 73. Comrade Deng Xiaoping, who both smoked and drank, died 93. Comrade Zhang Xueliang, off the opium, booze, hookers, and meth, died at 99. But Comrade Kissinger? 100.

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11 months

just got monk jumpscared. bought a coffee and turned around and theres a guy in full robes, tonsure and rope belt and everything standing right behind me. i yelped

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3 years

hes so insightful…

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11 months

stfu liberal u have no idea how much tom and jerry means to the global south

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2 years

when im reading history and im seeing the italians and the chinese get that money, im seeing wage labor replace piece work and merchants securitizing shipping. those guys are the protagonists. i love em. but when the english and the americans do it, well i hate that, i rly do

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5 months

i get that academia is basically inimical to genuine, wide ranging intellectual curiosity but it always makes me laugh when i meet a history student who is completely uninterested in anything outside of their particular field. you study…history. that’s everything man! all of it!

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3 months

the Israeli historical imagination: Islamic rule of Al-Andalus, which made Córdoba the virtual center of Jewish life on the continent and permitted vast religious-legal autonomy, was actually Islamo-fascist. They almost see the Reconquista positively, as dislodging a false peace.

ישראל כ”ץ Israel Katz

@Israel_katz

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In response to Spain's recognition of a Palestinian state and the antisemitic call by Spain's Deputy Prime Minister to not just recognize a Palestinian state but to 'liberate Palestine from the river to the sea,' I have decided to sever the connection between Spain's

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2 years

No more foreign hoes, Jokowi says - National - The Jakarta Post

“Why are we still importing them?” he wondered.

www.thejakartapost.com

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11 months

lot of scifi reproduces hegel’s weird ideas about China and India, like China is characterized by an excess of state but deficiency of spirit so they will b some evil techno-empire. and India is spiritual to the detriment of state, so they r all on Space Mind Drugs or something

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3 months

guy getting scammed by a taxi driver concludes that it’s bc the non white driver is cognitively inferior, whole time he’s getting fleeced. literally that seething seething wojak. “I asked him if there was AC in the car and he lied to my face and said yes, is he dumb?” no you are

Rebecca Sear

@RebeccaSear

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Race scientists asking the hard questions: are large proportions of people in the Global South really intellectually impaired? Answer: of course they are Evidence? A conversation the race scientist had with a taxi driver in Ecuador 🤦‍♀️

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1 year

this changed my life

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4 years

LMFAO i guess it is true, Awkwafina from Queens does fail to consider that China leads the world in patent applications, that is a glaring admission Monthly Review Online TV reviewer

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3 years

we sippin on three penis wine

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4 months

i feel like im guilty of this too but we need to move past the line of thinking that this particular instance of absurd liberal hypocrisy is too far, "they can't come back from this one" shit. it just doesn't matter, pointing out the absurdity and bald-faced lies means so little

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4 months

love looking at historical caloric intake averages for various military and agricultural classes in pre-modern periods. Han dynasty soldiers were on a 5000-6000 calories-a-day ration!

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2 months

I cannot get over how beautiful and strange Arctic Eggs is. Walking up in the club and busting it down on the dancefloor with these freaks moments after frying an egg for a crippled brain in a jar felt like the most natural thing in the world to me.

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1 year

people have no idea how animals react to stimuli n assume that they are sociopathic or looking for an opportunity to bite you or whatever it makes me depressed that their behavior is a mystery to the social imagination when for millennia this was extremely important to understand

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7 months

this guy’s whole deal is that he has the intellectual sophistication of, like, a college junior but his followers are, fortunately for his sake, basically high schoolers

James

@GravitysRa1nbow

7 months

While I’m at it, I think DeLillo is overrated, I don’t care for Murakami, Celine is like nails on a chalkboard, I can’t stand Vonnegut, I always hated the Aeneid, and To Kill a Mockingbird is a cheap imitation of Light in August.

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1 year

im against this sort of factual presentation of simile. doesn’t it look like a giant whale surfacing, perhaps you mean? adopt a more solicitous tone buddy, i don’t want to be prescribed an authoritative visual comparison.

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@Rainmaker1973

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This famous picture of the tanker Amoco Cadiz, which ran aground off the coast of Brittany in 1978, resembles a giant whale surfacing [source: ] #pareidolia

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2 years

yo if this was a Moonies thing...NHK article says the shooter targeted Abe cuz he was affiliated with a religious group that the shooter's mother donated money to and it ruined their family. only major cult w Abe affiliation i know of is Unification Church

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10 months

fake country, fake religion

Kane 謝凱堯

@kane

10 months

this official Lockheed photo of a Shinto priest blessing Japan's domestically-produced F-35 stealth fighter is cyberpunk af

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1 year

@fivepoisonskid restrict yourself to your cube if you must but i have a whole station, various accoutrements as well

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2 years

packwatch at the club 笑死我了

变态辣椒RebelPepper

@remonwangxt

2 years

比911的時候還下賤，幾十年過去了，這個國家不僅沒有長進，還更欠打了。

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2 years

in 1900 the average japanese/chinese intellectual held political beliefs indistinguishable from most of the like 14 year old paradox game fans on here

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2 months

Community Notes Hitler Brigade is out in full force god damn

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3 years

the prevailing fantasy in popular japanese literature of the last decade straight is that you are killed in an accident and get to escape from japanese society bc i guess this is seen as the best way out (ideally to large breasted elf fantasy world but rly anywhere will do)

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3 years

the ratio of finnish people in the world to finnish activity on the internet seems like it doesn’t quite match up

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7 months

@lmNOTcatholic its awesome cuz they are their own ecology and the beef is deep enough it doesnt bother normal people that much its like a soft sci fi

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1 year

south korea is underrated as a mental illness country, we dont give this society enough cred for turning huge numbers of people totally insane

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4 months

frothing scrambling over the fence 😤😡 no no no u cant say that ahhh im going crazy its too twisted help help please

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2 months

indian twitter undefeated

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3 years

sanskrit gets unicode support but they won't let you type oracle bone scripts because they're afraid it might teach the computer how to tell the future

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2 months

cook that fraud

Cultural Revolution OTD 1974

@GPCR50

2 months

7/7/74 A People's Daily article "exposes the lies of child prodigies" such as a 7-year-old Tang Dynasty calligrapher ("fabricated nonsense").

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by the spirit of hitler i do swear 😭 morrowind ass

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11 months

oh my goooddddd come ON these histrionics are absurd, think for two seconds. its saying “no outside tour guides” they dont want you to hire a private guide not licensed by the museum (讲解展览）ahggshgh

Ian Johnson

@iandenisjohnson

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This is almost apocryphal--it summarizes the Chinese Communist Party's view on history in one sentence! We interpret the past; you keep silent. #民间历史 #counterhistories #sparks

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3 years

india is so next level actually

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1 year

vietnam e-visa website christens their model white applicant "Specimen Martin" which is, i have to say, a fairly unique name

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8 months

everyone uses this babytalk kind of register now, doesn’t matter what their politics are

Carlos Medina

@CMedina240

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I can’t believe I’m saying this in fucking 2023 but piracy bad and the us navy stopping piracy is good

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1 year

some karmic rules for you all btw…stop gaming and destroying the peoples love for buddhism or you will become an insane and evil freak. be good and you can get a job int the govt

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3 years

4chan advertisements in 2021 are really fucking dire

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