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Political & Sports Commentary, Austin-American Times. #HookEm Alum. 2x Pop Warner MVP. Not afraid to fight with you in the comments. Big if true. 🏆🏆🏆🏆

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Joined March 2013
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Official Horns Down Explainer: Horns down is trash talk. The appropriate response to trash talk is more trash talk. It is in no way “soft” to respond to trash talk. If you’re having trouble understanding this please go to sleep and try again tomorrow. Thanks for listening 👍🏾
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@DragonflyJonez 😂 buddy ran off with that new phrase like a toddler with scissors
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@THR Millennials weren’t raised on cellphones. Millennials are almost 40. Find another excuse
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Things Texas is better at under Tom Herman: Offense ❌ Defense ❌ Special Teams ❌ Social Media ✅✅✅ #Longhorns #HookEm
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@nowthisnews Dr. Drew sounds like a man that’s spoken to his lawyer recently
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@unkeelman87 Because lazy narratives are like a warm blanky
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@BillyM_91 Jerry did his grandson like the movies and just hung up without saying bye 😂
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@ProFootballTalk Zeke: I didn't do it. Police: no charges. NFL: 4 GAMES!
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@DragonflyJonez I was in the same boat. NBA needs villains. Buddy got a little bit of pushback and he folded. Sad.
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@Viscous_cree @ChefSZN_ It’s possible to flop on a legit foul. Two things can be true at once
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Texas just utterly dogwalked the #1 team in the nation 3-0. Everything School 💪🏾🤘🏾 #HookEm
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@JuceWayn @ThisIsHipHop2 Good Kid Maad City? Duckworth?
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@dezbub @jaboukie He’s on track for an aneurysm any day now
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@Red_Pill_053 If this is happening then you should be able to prove it. Until then it’s just sour grapes.
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@Viscous_cree @ChefSZN_ The karate kick in the air didn’t seem totally necessary. I love CP3 but let’s not pretend he’s not a notorious flopper
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Someone has to explain to me how consciously reaching the ball toward the end zone is not a football move. #Steelers got robbed. #NEvsPIT
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@Kanairs @JMVFanatics @realcassports Not all vets are the same. They’re not paying this man millions for nothing
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@DragonflyJonez I can’t stand a “thems the rules” ass person. The spirit of the rule is to keep underaged people from drinking. Rihanna is one of the most famous people in the world, she’s clearly of age. Just let her in so y’all can split those tips at the end of the night dummy
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@Viscous_cree @ChefSZN_ Sure, and that’s a foul. Chris Paul oversold it and almost hurt himself on the process. That’s what we’re laughing at
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you: "XXXTentacion deserved to get gunned down in broad daylight" you 30 days ago: "THIS IS AMERICA. DON'T CATCH YOU SLIPPIN' NOW"
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BAY AREA WHITE WOMEN: Stop calling the police on black people for no reason It's not working out for you lol #BBQBecky #PermitPatty
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@PrisonPlanet Which means he should’ve been prepared, no?
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@kyleumlang SEC doesn’t need to match the B1G in numbers. The B1G didn’t even want to go to 18 they’re housing refugees right now.
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@SportsCenter We should count how many people respond to this tweet saying LeBron didn’t go to college
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@StreamOnMax No wonder they took the HBO name off of this
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@robrousseau Accept mild criticism as a means to what? He’s still selling out shows. This is only a controversy on Twitter
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Y’all this the line outside State Farm right now for Dave Chappelle
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@coolerkdawg @86ixer @elonmusk Interesting that you’d compare a change of race to a change of species 🤨🤔
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@tapace77 You guys gotta stop looking at sacks as the only measure of good defensive line play. Half of Diggs INTs came from Randy Gregory rereading havoc in the backfield
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@bansky Murder to Excellence??
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@Silly_Stewie They’re not playing football
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@Doc_Texas I think ‘08 fries this team. Colt McCoy is the player you would design in a lab to beat this 2023 defense.
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@drefanzor Kathy Griffin didn’t mishandle the US response to lung cancer and then spread lies and misinformation how to best fight it
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@ESPNNBA Gotta love when players like this debunk the “bigger, faster, stronger” narrative about sports
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@BostonAggie I don’t know you, but the Miami pfp tells me you need to stop making bets
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@ArashMarkazi Why are we trying to pretend like a significant portion of MLB’s older and whiter audience doesn’t prefer English to be the official language of the US? All he said is it would be helpful to market him to that audience if he spoke English. What am I missing here?
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@ChrisMWilliams Big 12: “We don’t need you, we’re glad you’re leaving!” Also Big 12: “You tried to kill the conference by leaving!” Huh??? 🤔
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@Begonia47 @DRIVEBasketball @kstand40 Exactly. LeBron knew exactly what he was doing by making those comments and taking the focus off of the sweep, cause he knows how these talking heads work.
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@bansky Then wait til LeBron’s the same age he was in 98 to release it
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@JanAlbrecht That tweet is a great example of why you shouldn’t fire your legal department as a first order of business.
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@B_R_Lynn You trying to find it so you can aggressively not watch it? I’m confused
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@Big12Conference Sark gonna run it up now
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@Viscous_cree @ChefSZN_ Ok. And how did the picture you posted prove that?
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@espn @SportsCenter One of those Duncan sweeps is LeBron tho
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@DragonflyJonez I don’t think he’s saying that all. I think he’s just saying salmon chopped cheese is WILD and it is
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@thehill Who needs approval when you have donor $$$$?
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@johnpaulp Trolling the #3 team in the country as they prepare for a playoff game then giggling about the engagements is wild. Y’all are built different
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@firstroundmock What did the game film reveal about Bijan?
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@SmvOperator God damn, Maalik, you wanna play edge?
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@Marcus_Mosher The Giants watched those 152 games and said yep that’s our guy. This is not a flex
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@WatkinsRyan3234 No. It just has nothing do with supporting a school’s football team 😂🤦🏾‍♂️ He’s said a million times he would’ve gone to OSU if he went to college. He got a job offer he couldn’t refuse
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@DragonflyJonez It’s wild that people will see this highlight in 30 years and say he played plumbers
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@RexChapman I thought Ted said banks were untouchable cause they have armed guards?
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@Dewayne42005783 Duane Akina purposely recruited guys that could play any position in the secondary. Texas doesn’t have that versatility or athleticism right now but it’s on the way. Sark started with the trenches, moved to LB, and now they’re filling out the secondary. Patience.
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@DragonflyJonez Doc's always been the shiniest man in the NBA, now he's the greasiest too.
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Five-star Texas safety commit Xavier Filsaime broke down with @247Sports why he’s flipped from Florida to Texas ⬇️MORE from @MikeRoach247 ⬇️ 🔗:
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@txforever The worst part is he just walks back in the game like he knows for a fact he’s not in trouble???
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@tharecruiterguy @CoachZachSmith He said the kid is also showing up late and flat out missing meetings. He didn’t say it was strictly a film issue.
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@ThatguyTamru @Bandzx7 @Capitangeeky True, Spurs weren’t rebuilding they were treading water until they finally traded Murray and went into the tank.
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@IamOhene140 @Begonia47 @DRIVEBasketball @kstand40 Except no one asked him about his future. The reporter asked if the season was a success and he took the opportunity to go on a tangent.
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@JackNForTweeets It’s not even about politics it’s about science. Buddy ignored damn near every guideline out there and now he’s dead. That’s a teaching moment
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@coolerkdawg It’s cute that you rushed to Wikipedia for this, but the bears in that picture are not brown polar bears 😂 I was just observing that it’s interesting that you consider race to be as differentiating as species. I don’t think you even realized the implication. That’s all.
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@sygmod Uh…no. The word “entrance” is a label, not an instruction
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@DragonflyJonez This is why people need to stop talking about “old heads” not understanding today’s rap. It’s more commercialized than ever and people like Waka are smart enough to see that it’s entertainment now, not rap.
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@HardRockSB Popped right back up clapping too. I miss the days when QBs just took the hit and didn’t whine to the refs after every play.
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@jonesy0313 @Johnny_Joey Jonesy, if you need a ride home from the mall and I tell you I can’t be there to pick you up at 4pm, but I’ll be there at 7, are you stranded? The withdrawal isn’t done.
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@RonnyCrimson69 😂 delete this
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@OldTakesExposed lol this is cold
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@sygmod Not. “This is how you get in” not “please come in no matter who you are”
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@GrantHu47627184 @ThePhoenician66 Voter fraud is extremely rare. Why are you so interested in solving a problem that’s not a problem?
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@RichardKaho You’re not seriously comparing your choice to not be vaccinated with Jim Crow era discrimination against black people
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@TeaPainUSA Add “having long toenails while black” to the list
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@PFF Not even the best TE in team history
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@CJVogel_TFB This disrespect for Jahdae Barron is getting out of hand
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@OUkristi While you’re busy looking at Sark’s Wikipedia page Texas fans are looking for tickets to Arlington
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@idkloltk @SP320p You said relevant
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@TheTexasHomer Texas is winning close games. How long has it been since we’ve been able to say that? Most people predicted Texas to go 10-2, and this is exactly what a 10-2 team looks like. They’re not elite. They’re still a very good football team that can play with anybody in the country.
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@laleumen @Green_Footballs @jpc268 @JoyAnnReid Only Trump could manage to screw up the "I don't recall" defense before he even gets a chance to use it.
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@rcb05 So you’re citing….yourself?
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@SideshoANT16 @SJD_51 You’re part of the problem
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@Dcanngieter He was upset with the play call not the player
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@ImDerBatman You had all game to come up with something better than this
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@brendenh2323 I see you didn’t finish reading the tweet
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@FootbaIIism People who don’t like watching plays like this should just watch something else. People who don’t want to be hit like this should just play another sport. Football is violent, everyone knows this by now. Trying to make football nonviolent is like trying to make steak vegan. Why?
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@yukonco53987251 @barrylbr @Brymerican Sounds like the problem there might be guns, not hoods
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@Doc_Texas Catalon and Holmes with Brooks to slowly take over lion’s share of reps for Holmes
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@DFamber Hol up. Was that Captain Picard?
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@Doc_Texas Next season is the battle. Kind of hope Maalik wins out and Arch plays the seasons after. Maalik is that guy
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@realscientistic Record-wise, yes. But Charlie bears the brunt of Mack Brown completely falling asleep at the wheel on QB and OL recruiting.
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@JNennski I have some news...
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@PROVENCIO_18 @HookemHeadlines Keep in mind he hasn’t said a word about leaving. This is pure media speculation based off his body language and social media activity. Not saying he won’t transfer but those words have not come out of his mouth.
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@ImDerBatman This would be a great comeback if you didn’t build your whole account around the idea that losing to Kansas is the most embarrassing thing a team can do.
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Donald Trump taking credit for #WomensMarch2018 is like the fire taking credit for bringing the fire department to the house.
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@SECNetwork He 100% should say this. Georgia still not getting in.
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@Happy_Gang_Gang So weird to see people react to basic facts as pushing some sort of agenda. We’re doomed
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@BON_SBNation I like it. Utterly swagless, but dude doesn’t care he’s just out there to hunt QBs
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@thehill Least surprising news of 2017.
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That’s not even how that works. “Backing in” to the playoffs happens when you LOSE and another team loses to save you from elimination. Texas hasn’t lost a game since early October. Man so salty he can’t even think straight.
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