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Lobster Thermidor
7 months
@ameliarchaeo @Mar_Musa Just because you’re an insufferable dork I’ve decided to smash these arrowheads with a hammer.
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Lobster Thermidor
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@ameliarchaeo @Mar_Musa I think you should add more credentials to your Twitter handle. Plank.
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Lobster Thermidor
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@JBudzien Joanne, have you ever tried bukkake
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Lobster Thermidor
27 days
@EricRichards22 Makes even fit girls seem rotund or barrel-shaped. Seems that girl/woman fashion for the past 5 years or so is intentionally unflattering.
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Lobster Thermidor
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@drummyt @Linette19409116 @madisontayt_ Could you pick a more unflattering pfp. Catamite
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Lobster Thermidor
10 months
@spooky_JL @aspookyg I’m sure they’re stoked to see you
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Lobster Thermidor
3 months
Minorities have this cargo cult idea that starting an LLC or corporation will somehow automatically result in riches. They literally think: 1. Start LLC. 2. ??? 3. ??? 4. Profit.
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Lobster Thermidor
5 months
@OsoBlanc0 Reddit, the comedian.
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@SpiritofPines It’s not just completely free - they’re also paying for the public schooling they’re not using as well.
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22 days
@memeticsisyphus What’s so absurd is that these people literally have zero real constituency or support. When they amass their forces it’s always a bunch of confused troons and hobos running around throwing rocks.
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Lobster Thermidor
2 months
@Howlingmutant0 Self-inflicted rope wound
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Lobster Thermidor
1 year
@stone_toss Real mystery how aids started.
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Lobster Thermidor
7 months
@TheChowderhead Call your dad
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Lobster Thermidor
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@aelita1917 How old are you
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Lobster Thermidor
7 months
@SmithOfDublin @brewste53501413 @NoLore She is a he. He will never be a woman.
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Lobster Thermidor
6 months
@SpiritofPines Probably correct. Plus, I’d bet my left arm she is not 21 lol.
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Lobster Thermidor
4 months
@brim006 @GuyTalksFinance The weirdest part tbh is that this is for a wedding. If you’re allergic to children, ok, but then I don’t really understand why marriage would be a priority for you.
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Lobster Thermidor
3 months
@scenicresorts
Lobster Thermidor
3 months
Minorities have this cargo cult idea that starting an LLC or corporation will somehow automatically result in riches. They literally think: 1. Start LLC. 2. ??? 3. ??? 4. Profit.
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3 months
@fentanylbrownie “Taking photos in France” as the apex of cultural experience.
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Lobster Thermidor
14 days
@WojteksGrandson I think it’s extremely unethical and chauvinistic to kill the monkey pox just because you don’t want them on their face. They are living beings and must be respected.
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Lobster Thermidor
7 months
@memeticsisyphus I like how he drops “army veteran” where he thinks it will gain sympathy, but in every other context would have disdain for the military.
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Lobster Thermidor
1 year
@tomselliott Desantis voters - “im a gay cuck!”
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Lobster Thermidor
7 months
@ichthys30 @LoFiRepublican Tell me you don’t understand ______ without telling me you don’t understand _________.
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Lobster Thermidor
7 months
@alitlstrawberry @DarleneDempsey6 You’re not disabled. Stop lying. You will regret being like this one day.
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Lobster Thermidor
11 months
@GranTorinoDSA Literal planet of the apes stuff
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8 months
@ADBurns @MoonCake3441 @Skooma_Beast What if it’s a hate crime?
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Lobster Thermidor
3 months
@paul_hundred “Rule number 2, it’s called a Ford Probe, and yes, it is a sports car.”
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Lobster Thermidor
10 months
@memeticsisyphus Companies aren’t going to do squat. They’ll either eliminate or automate the job (which is probably fake anyway) or hire one of the millions of new hungry 3rd worlders to do it for half.
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Lobster Thermidor
6 months
@memeticsisyphus Back in the better old days was not uncommon at all to see tits on south beach. But that was aristocratic euro and South American tit, not 32 year old black grandma tit. You wouldn’t rly see blacks at all down there.
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Lobster Thermidor
9 months
@Higginbotham4WV Imagine this creep’s search history
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Lobster Thermidor
3 months
Voice physiognomy is crazy. Guy is super aryan chad anglo crusader on the TL and then you hear him talking in a space. Lmao.
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Lobster Thermidor
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@wanyeburkett These people quite literally live in the moment, all the time. “Consequences” like future charges are just an abstraction. It’s like punishing a dog for something it did yesterday.
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10 months
@sibtainsyed A man a plan a canal
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7 months
@tractor_owner They still do this - someone posts a grocery bill and 100 ppl jump in saying “well actually of course it’s high, you shop at Kroger like you’re royalty”
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Lobster Thermidor
15 days
@memeticsisyphus Let’s just build a huge facility for bums to whack off in, as that’s what most libraries are now.
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Lobster Thermidor
7 months
@Howlingmutant0 “Who didn’t engage in the odd knife fight growing up?”
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Lobster Thermidor
2 months
@anticarsls They usually put those signs near elementary school entrances/crossing areas to literally prevent pervs from loitering around.
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Lobster Thermidor
8 months
@Anthem4DY @NephiteHorse Your mom forever thinks you are gay now
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7 months
@ManDaveJobGood “They take laps” lmao
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@HibernianHussar @Howlingmutant0 @tyisretweeting There should be a Hunter of fat retards who encourage brawls inside of Walmarts.
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Lobster Thermidor
7 months
@hayasaka_aryan This will be how women win arguments going forward.
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Lobster Thermidor
8 months
@Howlingmutant0 Or when just the idea of objecting to a group of ppl taking over your business unannounced and without paying is considered “anti-black” sentiment
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@memeticsisyphus “Let’s talk about the hidden benefits of violent crime …”
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Lobster Thermidor
7 months
@Steve_Sailer @whstancil Steve, it seems Will would also have to “smash” Joe Biden based on Biden’s own football-related preconceptions based on race and physicality:
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7 months
Biden visits a South Carolina barber shop: "If I had you running in front of me when I was playing at Delaware, I could've been All-American, man."
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Lobster Thermidor
9 months
@paul_hundred What if it was a lil pack of dish soap
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Lobster Thermidor
8 months
@OsoBlanc0 “You have stimulated me to the point that I am completing your gangbang application forthwith, dear lady”
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Lobster Thermidor
7 months
@PorygonEnjoyer @ameliarchaeo I was on a cold afternoon neighborhood walk and couldn’t stop thinking of how horribly annoying this person was, and it just came out. lol.
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Lobster Thermidor
2 months
@Howlingmutant0 “I reckon I could throw that ball a country mile”
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Lobster Thermidor
1 year
@Pellegrinoadict @GraduatedBen I think that’s a good observation but people find implicit in RFK’s worldview that the “food desert” is somehow imposed on these people via racism or whatever. Whereas bodega guy was basically “wtf these people live crazy!”
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Lobster Thermidor
5 months
@Abbbn0rmal No they’re making fun of you because you’re obviously loose, not because they think you do coke.
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3 months
@wanyeburkett Saw someone else post - this is basically equivalent to what would happen if you defaced a Kim Jong Il poster in North Korea. Not comparable to typical crime for that reason.
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Lobster Thermidor
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@wanyeburkett I have a right to sleep directly on your body in your bedroom because sleep is a human right.
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5 months
@Babygravy9 wtf was the actual context of this supposed to be lmao
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10 months
@Howlingmutant0 “My great uncle told me I was supposed to be mad at Kissinger”
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Lobster Thermidor
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@wanyeburkett “See, we are not ‘at war’ because we are simply totally funding and controlling the actions of an intermediary who is the one actually ‘at war.’”
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@ManDaveJobGood “Hello fellow Crips, can I interest you in a vintage 1895 Marlin in .38-56? You chaps will love the fine pastoral engraving.”
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5 months
@memeticsisyphus Same reason their vision for a modern labor movement solely involves Starbucks employees, campaign interns, and online snark journalists. It’s an absurd mockery all around
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@ScottMGreer Big “teacher said so” moment
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23 days
Looks like this chick went into a Ft. Lauderdale strip mall tattoo place and asked for everything on the first page of their sample tattoo binder.
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crush update: Ewa Swoboda 🇵🇱
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5 months
@wanyeburkett 3-year olds will literally believe anything you tell them to believe. Hence their fixation on proselytizing 3 year olds.
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@inkblotistan give fish
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This is what being a white guy is like when there’s no gays and minorities around.
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Just guys being dudes 🤝⛳️ (Via brett.manIey/IG)
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@ScottMGreer “The anime zoomers seem to love it!”
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@Howlingmutant0 @GarbageHuman24 Don’t be a step-rapist, be the rapist who steps up.
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@ELuttwak Go join it then homo
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7 months
As a southerner, let me say that “Chicken n’ Waffles” is one of the fakest and gayest dishes of modern cuisine. It’s the black national anthem of food. It is less than the sum of its parts. “Two yummy thangs on top of each other.”
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Lobster Thermidor
7 months
@mariahrosemarie @kiranfatimaopal It went out of business.
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@coldhealing I’m sure she’s a very effective employee.
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@Howlingmutant0 I couldn’t believe they ran this in the newspaper.
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Lobster Thermidor
5 months
Guys treating a RW Twitter account like a job interview are the gayest homos. Trying to appeal to a format someone else created or get approval from some zero. If you’re not cracking up at your own stupid 1 like reply days later YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.
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Lobster Thermidor
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@HankHeil Look at this one I saw recently. Talk about an obvious front lmao
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@bog_beef Yeah she can’t leave the house at night because of roving gangs of well dressed white men lmao. What a cope
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10 months
@Alheri @HannahGaffey @British_Airways You are incredibly gross and immoral
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9 months
@eugyppius1 In the US you’re likely to get robbed, blackmailed, arrested or worse. Plus they are universally foul.
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@ExiledRacist “Chauvinists For Stancil”
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9 months
@Howlingmutant0 @paceyconway Kid had a smug, gay aura
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Lobster Thermidor
5 months
@Aristos_Revenge A 3d printing gun guy I follow(ed) had a similar cringe worthy take on this. Despite everything, they just don’t realize the same Obama appointee who made this ruling (to terrorize white citizens) would put him behind bars for decades for a minor GCA technical violation.
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10 months
@baseballcrank @ivanomartin1000 You’ve never destroyed anything besides a breakfast buffet, fat.
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10 months
@alexschief @wanyeburkett @yhdistyminen “It’s a little strange you that you were not swayed by my nonsensical, gay virtue signaling”
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“Liking my own posts, ha! Why shouldn’t I like my own posts? No one will know. No one can know. I shouldn’t. But I can. I might try liking my own posts. I must like my own posts.”
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8 months
@ichthys30 @stone_toss I like it when they made the happy face black lmao
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10 months
@nohegaylians @GazeWindward That’s exactly what I thought - hysteria, fibromyalgia, chronic fatigue, etc - historically all just proxies for some vague woman mental neurosis
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@pegobry_en >import people with horrendous ethnic grievances >train them through media to act like black people while pursuing such grievances
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9 months
@Howlingmutant0 @FaatiTheStreet Me when they accidentally give me the spicy fried chicken
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@kferrDC @rcondon17 @wanyeburkett This guy puts some weird sense of egalitarian morality (that no one cares about and he will get no benefit from) over avoiding predictably negative situations for his own kids.
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Lobster Thermidor
9 months
This is the gayest and most hicklib thing I’ve ever seen.
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None of these people are “white trash”. They are edgy liberals. White trash people do heroin and steal from their family.
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@memeticsisyphus “ …. as if our souls are spit from a machine to whatever baby is conceived next.” I’ve found this to be a hugely common view these days and I think drives much of the “privilege” discourse.
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Lobster Thermidor
8 months
@0x49fa98 My travel massuese vs yours
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10 months
@0x49fa98 I once read a first hand account of her aggressively mounting and riding a young campaign subordinate in the front seat of an SUV years ago. It was, uh … a little eye-opening.
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@bizlet7 Jesus. This thread is like Taxi Driver come to life.
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