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love posting on twitter with all my real human work friends :)

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I’m so disgusted. I just learned Nickelodeon is partnering with the Department of Education to indoctrinate our kids into trans ideology & CRT w/beloved Nick characters. The program is called Multimedia Program for Re-Education on Gender. Google “Spongebob mpreg” to learn more.

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Far be it from me to call a man I've never met a liar but the last time a Kennedy lost part of his brain to a slug he stopped being president so call me skeptical

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RFK Jr.'s campaign says the worm that ate part of his brain will not affect his ability to serve as president.

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i love that these two very good friends at two different locations are happy that their break rooms got mayonnaise packets and sweet n low again, on the same day :)

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did she really just do a quote and then cap it with -me

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we love to tell funny jokes, don’t we! am i saying that right? “joke?”

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wasboro bappin church

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@offbeatorbit Imagine being in that car accident. Imagine getting out of your car and checking on the other car and seeing that the driver and passenger are a guy in a Klan robe and a woman in blackface. and that they're both dead. Which of these things hits you first and which shocks you more

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@Very__Regular Favorite thing about these type of guys is they seem to think everyone has to use the genderbent version of their name when they transition, like by law or something

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@drmistercody me when i see a bunch of cartoon burnt outlines of palm trees that are actively smoking: why didn’t the trees burn 🤔

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@ettingermentum would be so funny if trump chooses vivek as his running mate and that alone costs him the election

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@timeforjaya “classified as SA.” ok, by who

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@westernunion2k they’re all so good

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@madisontayt_ You will never ever catch me leaving one red cent more than is on my bill anywhere on that wretched continent if I ever deign to find myself there

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@GoodReddit They all make me laugh but the ones that are funny on purpose are comedy gold

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this is looking like it could do serious numbers so i guess if you have any gofundme/mutual aid links, dm me lol

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me sowing, me reaping

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Hi I’m Megan and this is Reverse William Tell

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@hecubian_devil i live in fear of this happening to me and it will also be your fault

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@Lemommeringue "population quality" is a deeply chilling phrase geez

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please god don’t let this flop

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@jenbrained knowing the comments will be 30% minimum people going like “I would beat this child” just so you can be high and mighty about it

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@_madisontayt We are so close to libfemming our way back into “all women are children”

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@Pickuptruckdude @autixcx nah i don’t think bro is into women

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@metricalfoot people with good social opinions have this very annoying tendency to pretend that anyone who comes from an unsavory nepotistic background never had any talent and they never liked them even when that is plainly untrue

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@Ginko_02 accidentally refreshed before I was gonna reply and the search for this tweet went two very different ways

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@madisontayt_ i love elons twitter, one of the replies to his is just an ai generated anus

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isn’t yaffing where you jerk off in a fursuit or whatever

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So true bestie #YAFCon

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Noticed a weird thing happening in the replies to the post about the Zuck family picture

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@PracticalLefty @grantstern @neiltyson The idea that emotions=bad and are an impediment to thought is very outmoded and stupid. Curiosity fueled every discovery and failure by our species. It's a bad take on all levels.

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@Coll3enG @nazzobetweeting 18-20 is such a hazardous age range because the law and society treats you as an adult and you see yourself as one but in so many ways you’re still just a kid and you just spend your later 20s marveling at how many bullets you dodged, or didn’t, at that time

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@LRH_Superfan they were both courting oliver

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@zukosmadre using a real pen on real paper to write “ur” just has atrocious vibes

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@fishontherun2 @mustachetoilet what the fuck is the water hose thing. why do people think it's some sacred ritual and why do they think nobody younger than them has tasted the dusty rubbery chlorine hose water

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@post_hog Uncritical support for them and their sister

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@jbromovies 20 minute intermission, bring back the epic

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@Nadinosaurusrex @15nyancats @bottegaszn @xMrsGrealish69x NAV | DAD

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@shreyabasu003 If they’re brave they’ll have him played by a tboy

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@pissboymcgee absolutely unreal

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@LostPsych0Angel @Pickuptruckdude @autixcx platonically letting my twink homie sit on my lap as i hold his little wrists

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@iwantobehigh @madisontayt_ i would be so aware if i died tbh

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@LukeMooreMusic @ifyoucantwell “just checked” sir. you had this locked and loaded come on now

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guys i’m so fucking scared. i got my pfizer booster yesterday. i went to the dr after my symptoms got really bad and he—god, i’m getting emotional just thinking about it—he said they’d have to “invent a new number” to describe how high my sperm count is now. pls do your research

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@JeffGrubb @neontaster Recognizing someone and linking to a LinkedIn profile they themselves created is hardly even doxing imo

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@hecubian_devil LA news stations treating chases like events knowing people watch them from all over really never ceases to amaze

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@realteaemoji girlfriends will be looking like a greek statue and say “delete that i look like a lizard”

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@Concern11711115 @MrsD_5280 @jaxinn @antifaoperative can’t believe i’m replying to a NameBunchOfNumbers account but i would say it’s kind of a cop’s literal job, at least on paper, to at minimum be a meat shield to direct as many bullets as they can into their own body and away from the bodies of children who aren’t 4 feet tall yet

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@timeforjaya this is the cognitive version of when you have to run away in a dream and your legs won't work right

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@zukosmadre fellas is it emasculating to have a beautiful wife

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@mayerlingwaltz the fact that, according to what he said in the video, the new yorker was gonna start asking about it maybe suggests that she eventually caught wind it was him and started talking about it to her NY media friends, right?

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@ExileGrimm I know it's probably Parkinson's or something but it's so funny to imagine that he talks like that because of the worm

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@legotrillermoth disagree. you’re not supposed to lean IN and he is not. if anything, relative to him, she’s leaning in

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@biboofficial i really want to be charitable and, like, assume the word “consommé” slipped her mind or she just didn’t know it or something

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@InertialObservr @coherentstates Sir??? that is Mao Zedong

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@KnowN0thing1 @CopingMAGA

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@postingwhilegay "Is that...regal??" astonishes me every time

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@timeforjaya someone replied to her and she kind of implied indirectly that you shouldn’t have sex if you live in an apartment building, I guess

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@atomly @automatonomega @dawnblog i fell down a rabbit hole and i found rei kawakubo chairs in the style they have in their apartment and i can literally only find them on auction sites selling for $5k-$7.5k, that’s the part that sticks with me

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@ettingermentum the “where’s my hug” of the electoral college

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@smntrl @progresstwink European Christians routinely went through periods of burning people at the stake for almost 200 years after the Spanish “outlawed ritual sacrifice.” What else were Inquisitors busy doing at the time by the way? Real enlightened and civilized stuff.

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@JUNlPER why does your interface have reddit arrows

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@Doctors__TARDIS @cazlone @KoritoPrime they dropped that real quick too

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@hickorymoth When he said “oh boobs,” I felt that.

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I know Twitter is, like, known for “shot/chaser” moments but this one really has to be up there. I know “Twitter under current management” posts are like a dime a dozen but come ON.

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@Drodobaggins420 @latkedelrey Putting aside the fact that you can’t litigate someone’s parasympathetic nervous response, I don’t know why people are assuming she was crying because she was touched. it seems like she and her friend were having kind of an intense conversation when he interrupted

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@ettingermentum he really is in his element around teenagers

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@PolyculeHitman also 50s sci fi stories set in like 2060 where computers are still the size of a broom closet? priceless

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@socialaskan i know you were kicking your feet and giggling when you hit send on this one

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@iluvrichdads broke landlord would be such a good bit

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@madisontayt_ it saves one letter, already gender neutral, and a totally unforced shibboleth serving only to act as a bat signal to get you swarmed by chuds. A completely confounding phenomenon

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@generalslug why are we seeing a rise in people who are in their mid 20s saying “boy” and “girl” like 16 year olds

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@LolOverruled it should be like a mid tier 1950s sci fi story where a utopian society maintains itself by ritualistic sacrifice of its leader but unironically

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@fellawhomstdve how is it that in an entire galaxy full of sentient life it seems like everyone is related to one of three people

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@madandart @MaddowBlog @senatemajldr Demand hand marked paper ballots from your county election officials.

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@madisontayt_ This particular meltdown has made me really feel like I was staring into an abyss that twitter meltdowns usually don’t. I know it objectively doesn’t matter, has no bearing on my life, etc, but I think it just really laid something bare.

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@Java_jigga i love how zoomers pathologize everything. You can never just “leave a note for your boyfriend and remind him to take out the trash” it has to be some sort of psych major “hack”

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@Rage_Crayon @hecubian_devil @justinesgender it’s not a “disingenuous imperative” though. “what’s up” is not a ploy to trick someone into embarrassing themselves anymore than the word “polish” is trying to trick anyone into thinking it’s the word “Polish”

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@soonrightaway he has a 15 year old son so I like to think he’s involved

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@AdequateEmily CinemaSins and redletter media singlehandedly taught a generation of young people that film criticism is about preserving nostalgia and deference to the old and nitpicking minor continuity errors and not nuance, meaning, or technical craft.

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@Concern11711115 @Uncon_Celestial @MrsD_5280 @jaxinn @antifaoperative personally i would trade the lives of 7 fully grown adult police officers (who ostensibly signed up to put themselves between civilians and danger) for the lives of 19 kids. in a heartbeat. in my sleep. it’s supposed to be their job to run in, end of story.

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@tv_educator @websiteidi0t is there a “the simpsons is still on” reaction

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@Ayo_SZN_ @halomancer1 disagree. the chris chan “saga,” as it occurred and continues to occur is a phenomenon that could only really have happened to someone in their 20s in 2006ish. if the thing she was initially noticed for happened in the tiktok era, she’d be forgotten within 10 days i think.

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@evilpig_ there’s this trend on tiktok of women who are, like, confrontationally 28 years old being like “i’m 45” for likes

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mobile grooming? isn’t that just discord?

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@B0mbatw0mbat @madisontayt_ the whole "we don't know about your customs!" thing might play a bit better if you weren't always constantly talking about tipping and how above it you are

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@IronBlanche @AubinMagnus you don’t get to change the rules. it’s the words you see. if you see stability you get stability

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@kimpossiblefact i love this guy he’s such a freak, a reminder that at their core the germans are a deeply unhinged people

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if you want to help fight the jim crow bill in georgia, you can donate to new georgia project, fair fight action, naacp georgia, coalition for good governance

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@generalslug Holy shit I haven’t felt this much dopamine surge through my brain in years

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found a guy [warning very mild nsfw imagery]

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@kimpossiblefact when you smugly smile when the rural black population of southwest georgia dies in droves and then soyface when those same people are able to override suppression tactics by voting on hand-marked paper ballots

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@fnord3125 @fishontherun2 @mustachetoilet fun fact most municipal tap water has been chlorinated for like 70 years. in my opinion the rubber/polymer of the hose accentuates that flavor. sorry you have such an underdeveloped palate sweaty 💅

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@RaceplayShawty I love, love, love that this is just nakedly produced for 5-8 year olds, with uptalk and kiddish bgm and everything, disguised as like podcast clips on tiktok. This is anti-boomer psychological warfare.

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@RaceplayShawty Tricia Helfer turns to the camera in the fucking miniseries and says she is an angel sent by god. the central theme is “this has happened before and will happen again.” and still half of the audience somehow has the audacity to say the show jumped the shark here

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@BarbieAgitprop mfw the person i love wants to share experiences with me 😡😡😡

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@_madisontayt “women should be dumb but feministly” takes the cake but “making fun of men for having ‘’more beautiful’ significant others” is definitely one of the worst aspects of the ubiquity of pop feminism

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philly bail fund

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