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Joe

8 months

Ipswich Town have just lost to Maidstone United. If you’ve not heard of them before, which is likely because they’re a tiny little club, they are based in Suffolk and play in blue and white

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Joe

@scantmire

28 days

There is a child down riverside with a half empty bottle of VK staggering round shit faced. We’re so back

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Joe

@scantmire

5 months

Love to see it. Fucking fraud

Sky Sports Football

@SkyFootball

5 months

Kieran McKenna was not happy with that Hull equaliser 😡

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@scantmire

7 months

So invested in this fella now. My guy has got Lionel Messi on his doorstep and has decided ‘nah I wanna travel across the world and watch Ashley Barnes’

NorwichHub

@thenorwichhub

7 months

What a day. ✅ First Matchday at Carrow Road. ✅ 5-0 Win. ✅ Into Top 6. ✅ Sara screamer. ✅ Borja Screamer. ✅ Sarge Salute. ✅ Clean-Sheet. ✅ Aboh debut. ✅ Many Estrellas drank. ✅ Many Legends met. Absolutely buzzing. I don’t want to leave Norwich. 💛💚 #NCFC

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@scantmire

5 months

@NCFC_Adam Can you introduce me?

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Joe

@scantmire

7 months

Rivalries aside, I hope it’s career ending

IPSWICH TOWN

@IpswichTown

7 months

🤕 Conor Chaplin misses today’s game after picking up an injury in training. Speedy recovery, Chappers! 💙

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@scantmire

11 days

Guess that’s answered the question whether he could, in fact, catch a cold

Norwich City FC

@NorwichCityFC

11 days

Your Norwich City squad for 2024/25📸 (Minus George, who wasn't well on the day).

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@scantmire

1 month

Norwich legend you, kid. Will be sad to see you go

Bartosz Bialkowski

@1BartMan1

1 month

What a journey it has been🙌 thank u football❤️

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@scantmire

7 months

We don’t fucking like you that’s why

Schuie

@IP2IP5Town

7 months

On looking at the ncfc ticket page, they have section H on sale to home fans… previously we had half of that. Are they giving us a smaller than normally allocation? (Or am I missing something obvious)

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@scantmire

1 year

Norwich fans still twerking over Dean Smiths downfall you absolutely love to see it because he is a cunt

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@scantmire

1 year

They’re playing in a fucking pub league. Their wage bill is top half championship and they’ve only just managed to pull their finger out their arse 4 years in. They’re still fucking useless

Footy Accumulators

@FootyAccums

1 year

Ipswich Town have just beaten Wycombe 4-0 ✅ That's their 8th win in a row in League One, scoring 22 goals and 0 conceded during that spell.. 🤯 Kieran McKenna is doing a brilliant job! 👏

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@scantmire

1 year

Lovely moment this mate, did anyone get a chance to film it?

Steve Lewis

@lewyitfc

1 year

A first for me at a match and what an experience… Uppa Towen!

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@scantmire

8 months

I had never heard of Carlos Cuesta until an hour ago so if you think I will be fooled into thinking he is a managerial genius and we will never lose another game again then you’d be absolutely correct #ncfc

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@scantmire

7 months

I do think this would have been a lot funnier had we lost 1-0

Norwich City FC

@NorwichCityFC

7 months

𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤𝙤𝙣... 🎬 A couple of new faces in the commentary box for yesterday's win 🎙 May contain a bleep or two... 🤬😅

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@scantmire

1 year

I’d be annoyed about this if I had a fucking clue who that bum was

zekey

@knockemdownes

1 year

They’re awfully loud for a team who’ve rotted away for 20 years and finished second in League One to Bali Mumba’s Plymouth… #ncfc

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@scantmire

5 months

Been a rough old day. Sacked from a place I don’t work at and dumped by a girlfriend I didn’t have. Damn, the internet got me! Oh well, back home to the village I haven’t lived in for 10 years 😕

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@scantmire

1 year

I would die for this dog I have never met

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@SenseiCarl_

1 year

Putting some happiness onto your Tuesday night Twitter x

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@scantmire

5 months

Am I losing my mind didn’t he have like 3 good games for us then was shite for ages and fucked off when we went down??

Norwich City Updates

@norwich_updates

5 months

🚨 Mathias Normann wants to return to #NCFC . The 27 year old has played 21 times for Saudi Pro League side Al-Raed this season and has responded to #NCFC fans via Instagram DMs admitting he wishes to return to #NCFC .

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@scantmire

1 year

Norwich fans watching Leicester lose

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Joe

@scantmire

8 months

Prostitutes in Ipswich circa 2006 #ncfc

Stephen Bailey

@S_BaileyITFC

8 months

Steve Wright no way 😮

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@scantmire

27 days

Muting this now coz gone nuts. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 and follow me

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@scantmire

1 year

I don’t know this woman. I will never know this woman. I don’t know her name, where she lives, or anything about her. I absolutely fucking hate her. Scumbag

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@nocontextfooty

1 year

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@scantmire

1 year

@DHucks6 @swp29 You’re a liar I’ve seen you in a football shirt loads of times

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@scantmire

1 year

Maybe I’m in the minority here, but I don’t give a fuck how many goals Ashley Barnes has scored in the last 5 years. Can we have his expected “kick the defender 5ft in the air” per 90? I’d pay his wages myself just to see him stick an elbow on Ipswich’s centre half

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@scantmire

8 months

@TimGMacpherson Think about it Tim

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@scantmire

5 months

Oh would you look at that. Another gobshite coming out the woodwork now they’re good. Stupid cunts the lot of them

Fabio Wardley

@FabioWardley

11 years

This is the first time this season i've been a happy United fan

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@scantmire

1 year

Not sorry

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Joe

@scantmire

4 months

Oh no! How awful @DorsetHottub

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Joe

@scantmire

6 months

@mcnair_music Ipswich fan so it’s a fact

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@scantmire

1 month

Signing an apology letter “JR27” is gayer than being homosexual btw

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Joe

@scantmire

10 months

@NorwichCityFC Genuinely thought this was a @D_Rens180 post

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Joe

@scantmire

3 months

Spoiler alert - it’ll be yellow. It’ll have a bit of green on, and have Blakely written on it. Now all you gimps can shut up about it

Norwich City FC

@NorwichCityFC

3 months

Results day: Friday, July 5 (PM) 🗳️

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@scantmire

1 year

@Matt_Hutson Hi Matt I don’t know you, nor am I gay but will you marry me?

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Joe

@scantmire

6 months

And these bums have the audacity to sing “Carrow Road is falling down” the fuck

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Joe

@scantmire

5 months

Don’t think anyone really expected us to win. But this is fucking unacceptable

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@scantmire

4 months

Got promoted in 2018, whilst Norwich won the league. Years of ridicule for us “not trying” and “just coming up for the money” whilst we self sustained and kept within the rules. Fuck Villa, throw the book at them.

🤍🖤 Tyneside FC 🖤🤍

@Tyneside_FC

4 months

This makes me want to throw up. The game we love is being murdered right in front of our eyes. Aston Villa had the best season they’ve had in years after some pretty dark times for the club. Nothing short of abhorrent #avfc #cartel

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Joe

@scantmire

27 days

@WeeMee898 Was frosty jacks back in my day 🤣

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@scantmire

2 years

Would you take Mila Kunis as a wife? What an outrageous question

Dominic Dykes

@DominicDykes

2 years

Would you take pukki at the end of the season? #hcafc #utt

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@scantmire

1 year

Adobe Lightroom

@Lightroom

1 year

one photo that makes you go "i did that"

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@scantmire

1 year

@iamtomskinner we got rumbled

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@scantmire

1 year

I think this goal is part of the reason I hate being a Norwich fan nowadays. Deep down inside I know full well it will never, ever get any better than this. I will think about this day on my death bed

🔰 TheYellows 🔰

@TheYellows_com

1 year

12 years ago today, Carrow Road erupted thanks to Simeon Jackson's last minute winner against Derby! 🤩

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@scantmire

10 months

It’s because we don’t want you there, you’re a burden on us. You roll out the red carpet for us you little bitch

Stephen Bailey

@S_BaileyITFC

10 months

#ITFC fans get inconvenienced as per usual for a game at our stadium, plus they get a pub to go to. Yet when we go there their fans are free to swan about right near the away turnstiles before and after and no pub for us.

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@scantmire

1 year

@nosnehx Imagine getting kicked out of a pub after you’ve already left

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@scantmire

1 year

@S_BaileyITFC Aye when Ashley Barnes puts his fucking studs down his leg

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@scantmire

5 months

1-0 Norwich huge result to take into the second leg

Hot Tub Hire Dorset

@DorsetHottub

5 months

We came out of Carrow Road after the game to Chants of Turks with knives and Galatasary.. whilst asking the lads why it was said my dad was slashed in the neck with a blade and hit by a full can… @LUFC if anyone knows anything please speak up #lufc #ncfc

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@scantmire

5 months

. @S_Dingle180 I’ve gone back to travelodge mate fuck this shit. Room 212 bring the gear

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@scantmire

3 months

@dianencfcfan @NorwichCityFC Oh you haven’t heard of them they must be completely irrelevant then! You snobby old cunt

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@scantmire

1 year

@IanGabelli If you’re looking for the best grass in Norfolk I think he runs the Canaries Trust

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@scantmire

8 months

Pink un rattled on a Tuesday morning. Love to see it

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@scantmire

17 days

When I was about 10 my old man weren’t well and I kept having a recurring nightmare this bastard was kidnapping him and holding him hostage. I’ll never forgive you

James Mackenzie

@jarmackenzie

17 days

Since Balamory has just got a recommission after 20yrs, who’s up for pushing @BBCScotland @bbcpress for a Raven comeback?! 3rd times a charm!! The feathers still fit in case you’re wondering!! #letthechallengebegin 😜

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@scantmire

5 months

You’re a fucking disgrace

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@NorwichCityFC

5 months

Full-time.

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@scantmire

10 months

Wagner sticking one on George Long

jennie 🎀 Waterfire (Providence, RI) 10/5

@cambrasine

10 months

Dhdhbddhdbdh saw this today

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@scantmire

1 year

If it’s not a “Stuart Webber is a mountain shagging cunt” tifo then I’m now interested

Norwich City FC

@NorwichCityFC

1 year

🏁 Fans are encouraged to arrive on time to tomorrow's match as we unveil a large surfer in the Lower Barclay and a flag display around the stadium ahead of kick-off. Please leave the flags in the stadium for collection at full-time. #NCFC | @AlongComeNodge

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Joe

@scantmire

6 months

Remember the time Marcelino Nunez decided to absolutely ping one from 35 yards???

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Joe

@scantmire

2 years

This girl. My whole world 💛💛💛

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@scantmire

1 year

Can we talk about the fella who’s gone on an away day with a river island carrier bag?

Rob Horton

@Horty86

1 year

+3 and having a party at Norwich station. We just can't get enough..💙 #itfc #lowestoftblues

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@scantmire

5 months

Never mind the fucking danger - into the dirty Leeds cunts

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@scantmire

5 months

Obviously I wouldn’t say this to his face because he would batter me grow up you lot

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Joe

@scantmire

10 months

If you’d have told me this time last year that I’d have gone on the journey I have in the last 12 months then I’d probs have blown my own head off with a shotty. But we made it, my baby is asleep hoping Santa comes and I could not be happier.

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@scantmire

1 year

Luton Town have won the Championship play-off final. This is the entrance to their stadium. Incredible to think this ground will be in the Premier League next season 🤯

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@scantmire

2 years

@_kjs1874 I don’t know you and you don’t know me, but I hate you now

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@scantmire

3 months

@Billie_T If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs

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@scantmire

1 year

Father’s Day. Day 139. Nearly a full 20 weeks have gone by but we are getting closer and closer. I love you more than I could ever explain 💛

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@scantmire

1 year

I know hating popular things isn’t a great personality trait on anyone but I’m going to do it anyway. Cricket is the most boring fucking shite known to mankind. Absolute bollocks

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@scantmire

1 year

@bnrcmpbll Just a fucking moron ain’t he. “I don’t like being told what to sing” when the atmosphere is the best it’s been since we were scoring last minute winners every week under Lambert. Shut your droopy ballsack face and do what you’re fucking told

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@scantmire

8 months

Imagine being this proud of being a grass.

IPSWICH TOWN FANS

@IpswichTownFans

8 months

😂😎👋🏻 #ITFC #NCFC

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@scantmire

1 year

2x Ipswich (a) tickets for sale - serious offers only. £100 each or ono #ncfc

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@scantmire

5 months

I wanna dance with Shane Duffy #ncfc

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@scantmire

9 months

Norwich could genuinely win the FA cup and Twitter would still go “oh no means we’re stuck with Wagner for longer now!!!”

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@scantmire

6 months

@nadiainthought @SaraBollman Is this not just the Incredible Hulk?

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@scantmire

1 year

Had the best weekend so far. And still plenty to do today

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@scantmire

6 months

The coolest kid in the whole NR area

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@scantmire

1 year

Norwich fans arguing over a fucking kit #ncfc

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@scantmire

8 months

West Brom v Wolves giving us everything Sunderland v Newcastle couldn’t. Proper rivalry

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@scantmire

1 year

By being naughty, did you steal all the Haribo from the co-op and eat them in one sitting? Or did you turn up there without taking your diabetes medication?

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@scantmire

9 months

@DanOConnor91 @andygoldstein05 But he’s 16 until he’s 17 that’s how it works

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@scantmire

6 months

The iceni pre match is full of the biggest dribblers in the whole county.

Adam

@NCFC_Adam

6 months

Plymouth fans in Iceni. What’s the world come to?

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@scantmire

9 months

The old boy giving it beans at the end is class 😂

NorwichHub

@thenorwichhub

9 months

What. #NCFC

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@scantmire

1 year

Rhys King

@RhysITFCKing

1 year

@Horty86 Was on the train from Ipswich to Colchester with a few Norwich fans put a Ipswich sticker in 1 of there hoods and he didn’t realise he then reported us to the ticket guy and moved 🤣🤣

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@scantmire

3 months

Famously unable to do social media from home.

Norwich City FC

@NorwichCityFC

3 months

Yes, but I also would have liked to go home at five

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@scantmire

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@lukecombs @yasminebarrell

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@scantmire

8 months

If you take Sargent off on 55 mins usually, few people would be surprised but assume he has a knock. When you’ve a history of banking a lead and then losing it due to shite subs, that’s what leads to last nights reaction. Arrogant cunt

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@scantmire

2 months

If the rumours are true, and the Brook hotel in Norwich is going to come under siege at some point can we, as a community, protect the clock tower at all costs

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@scantmire

1 year

@SenseiCarl_ Mate, listening to you fucking idiots talk bollocks for a couple of hours every week has helped me no end through some of the worst times of my life just by making me laugh til my gut hurts. Quality, fully deserved and congrats 🥳

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@scantmire

2 years

I am absolutely sick to death of fucking horse racing and handing all my money over to the bookies. I’ve had enough of it and if any of you think I’ll be placing £50 on Ahoy Señor tomorrow in the Gold Cup you’d be absolutely right

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@scantmire

2 months

Mums of Twitter! Am I, after 4 and a half years, finally getting the hang of it? To me this is really good

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@scantmire

1 year

Honestly, and I say this with all my chest, who fucking cares?

The Pink Un

@pinkun

1 year

🟡🟢 What did you make of Todd Cantwell’s recent interview❓ 🔰✍️ @SamSeaman8 has his say 👇 #NCFC

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@scantmire

5 months

Im really, really annoyed Ipswich are going up. I’m also really, really relieved we don’t have to face them in the playoffs.

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@scantmire

2 months

I personally am really glad the football season has started again to ruin my fucking weekend every time.

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@scantmire

2 months

North east football fan using deodorant must be a first

Lauren

@Lauren_McLeish

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It’s arrived. I love it. I’ve got deodorant al owa it 😂

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@scantmire

7 months

I don’t want to hear a word from any of you. He’s a handsome bastard

Norwich City CSF

@NorwichCityCSF

7 months

It's Takeover Day! 💛💚 #NCFC x @NorwichCityCSF

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@scantmire

11 months

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@scantmire

2 years

Things you absolutely love to see

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@scantmire

1 year

Now suspended account but this was a fun one

Bereketeab

@sir_benedictx

1 year

Favorite tweet of your own?

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@scantmire

8 months

I got #ncfc Twitter to vote for who they hated the most.

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@scantmire

5 months

Tenner to the first one to stamp on his head

Stephen Bailey

@S_BaileyITFC

5 months

Feel dirty. Genuinely hate this place 😂

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@scantmire

1 year

Every now and then I think back to where I was a year ago. Up to my eyeballs in debt and addiction, stuck in an abusive relationship. Fast forward to now and things still aren’t perfect but fuck me if I’ve not taken some massive strides forward I don’t know who has.

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@scantmire

1 year

If you and the rest of the fucking happy clappers sung in the first place the drum wouldn’t be such a fundamental part of the atmosphere. Dickhead

Mick Dennis

@MickDennisReal

1 year

Not keen on guy in shades who doesn’t watch play, thinks it’s his job to tell us what & when to sing. Or drunk near me who has a little scrUmmage (ffs) & thinks it’s Kieran Gibbs and Omadamabelly. But t’riffic #ncfc atmosphere today, definitely helped by @CityElite_ (@& 2 goals)

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