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Schuie

@IP2IP5Town

2 months

If we are to narrowly miss out, when that final whistle goes vs Huddersfield I want to hear PR louder than it’s ever been. Send our fucking boys off into the playoffs knowing they’ve got us 100% behind them. It worked in 2000, it’ll work now too.

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

McKenna was over Christchurch park this morning helping to pick the rubbish up from the celebrations… he’s not real is he

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@IP2IP5Town

4 months

That tackle from Taylor almost gets forgotten with all that went on

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

If it happens, there’s a core of 12/14k that I know have been there alongside me for 30years, that didn’t fuck off when it went to shit, that turned up regardless…and those fans are who truly deserve what we are potentially facing. Love our support now,but some faces mean more💙

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@IP2IP5Town

7 months

🎵 he’s handsome, he’s pretty He hates norwich city 🎵

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@IP2IP5Town

8 months

We said goodbye to my cousin today, her husband works for the club. He woke this morning to texts from McKenna and Ashton… I was fine all day, until I heard that. This fucking club 💙

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@IP2IP5Town

3 months

Already punch two blokes in yellow tops, think they were from Hong Kong, and a small child in a green sun hat (from Canada) It’s just one of them days wherever you are in the world

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

How has a bunch of kids chanting blue army got me so badly, fully caught off guard. 💙

Andy Ward

@AndyWardITV

2 months

What an incredible welcome for ⁦ @IpswichTown ⁩ CEO Mark Ashton from the amazing kids ⁦ @GusfordPrimary ⁩ this morning. “Blue Army” the chant! 💙🤍 Children so excited about the prospect of #itfc being back in the ⁦ @premierleague ⁩! ⁦ @itvanglia ⁩

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

1 More Point Sir Alf, Sir Bobby, Burley… Mr McKenna you are already a hero, now’s time you cement a spot amongst legends. I fucking love you Ipswich Town FC. 1 More Point 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

Hold. Fucking. On. Just. One. Minute! The huge mighty norwich HAVENT sold out for a home playoff game 😂😂😂

Ben Seager - digsb on Bluesky

@digsb

2 months

Still a load of tickets left. Can’t help but think that this wouldn’t be the case had we not set up so negativity against Brum

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@IP2IP5Town

1 month

Every fucking club hates, but wants a Sam Morsy in their team. For years I’ve wanted a proper captain, leader, quality footballer, monster central midfielder. And here he is 🇪🇬 👑

IPSWICH TOWN

@IpswichTown

1 month

Sam Morsy has been voted the @PFA Championship Fans' Player of the Year. Congratulations, Skip. 🏆👏

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@IP2IP5Town

4 months

Jesus Christ Mr Tumble on the microphone is going to ruin this isn’t he

Fabio Wardley

@FabioWardley

4 months

Ipswich vs Bristol city Half time face off 🥊 #WardleyClarke @IpswichTown @SkySportsBoxing

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@IP2IP5Town

8 months

🎵 who’s that peeping round the corner, Who’s that filming on his phone, Hwang Ui-Jo is his name And it’s such a fucking shame And the scum are going nowhere once again…. 🎵

🔰 TheYellows 🔰

@TheYellows_com

8 months

🚨 Hwang Ui-Jo is being investigated by police in his home country of South Korea amid claims he secretly filmed women and shared the footage. [EDP] #NCFC

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

The way football has gone this season I wouldn’t be surprised if England win the Euros to complete the set

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@IP2IP5Town

9 months

That Brandon Williams tackle will be what I touch myself about tonight

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@IP2IP5Town

3 months

I really hope our away end Saturday doesnt start singing ‘top of the league at Carrow road’ until we possibly get comfortable, or have won the game… but as I predict, it’ll start on 15secs… leaving us wiiiide open for stick if it goes tits up

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@IP2IP5Town

4 months

‘Our stadium is on fire’ is such a shit version of ‘Gregg Leigh has been called up to the Jamaican squad’

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

Do they still do premier league sticker books? Might get one just to do our page. Morsy to be a shiny?!

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@IP2IP5Town

3 months

Missus went in Town at 11am today, spoons fry up, on the gin since, had a stand off with a load of Chatham bitches outside ground pre match. Just called me, absolutely shitfaced, saying top girl Tracy from Sproughton has a broken nose but still singing ‘5-0 to the tractor girls’

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@IP2IP5Town

7 months

Watford (a) Uppa Town

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

If any norwich fan is getting excited that 10 years ago Fabio Wardley tweeted about Man Utd… just take a few seconds to see the photo below. Trumps anything else you have to say on the matter.

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

Not only is Morsy a great captain and player… I’m he also holds doors open for old ladies (as witnessed just now with my own eyes up Kesgrave Kitchen)

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

Young Harry Clark has only got to survive 4 days in Vegas with the squad next week, then after that he can get back to sweating it all out ready to do it all over again when we confirm we are safe and staying up! What a weekend. What a Town. What a club. Worth all the pain

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@IP2IP5Town

4 months

Imagine we win the league ffs

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@IP2IP5Town

3 months

@Stuart_Watson Have. That. You. Norwich. C. U. N. T

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

Fucking crying and moaning over a Leeds offside goal… had we beaten Watford or Boro or Norwich at home, held on to the win/draw at Cardiff, the win at Rotherham then we are in a better position. We’ve had plenty of decisions go our way. Let’s go up by us taking control

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@IP2IP5Town

8 months

Carrow road is fucking shite Do do do do do do do Mckenna’s blues are dynamite Do do do do do do Delia’s staying 10 more years Do do do do do do do Ipswich boys are on the beers #itfc

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@IP2IP5Town

3 months

So at ITFC you can pay £40 for a membership,to help get a ticket for ncfc away… you miss a few games due to family/work. You hit 25+… you fail to get a ticket and see mute Dyer in that away end. Ashton, you’ve fucked up there massively

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@IP2IP5Town

4 months

@JmeUtd @Jsenior56 Bit weird carrying a sword around with you. Each to their own though

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

When you think you’ve seen it all in life, then you read the words ‘a waiting list for ITFC season tickets’ Says to me anything is possible, even a QPR win tonight

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@IP2IP5Town

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@IP2IP5Town

9 months

What the fuck is this club doing these days. Cup runs, league wins, long shots, passing. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR #itfc

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@IP2IP5Town

4 months

Even though I’m living through it, I still don’t believe this stat is actually true, feels like I watch the last 10mins convinced we’ll chuck the game away… think Charlton has done me for life

Sean Sweeney

@SweeneySean_

4 months

Got shared this by @lewyitfc The crazy thing is we have fans that don’t see an issue here #LCFC 🦊

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@IP2IP5Town

8 months

Here they are… these are the ones we need to watch out for. Here for the glory, nothing else

Harry

@HarryCundy1

8 months

Useless cunts #itfc

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@IP2IP5Town

6 months

Ashton looked ultra happy in the gym this morning, had the face of a man that has a signing in the bag

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@IP2IP5Town

3 months

El hamadi looks every bit the league 2 player here. He’s helped take absolutely no pressure off the defence. Seriously poor 2nd half here Town

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

I really really really really really really really really really hope our fan base don’t turn full moaning bastards next season anytime we lose to someone with more money than us. We lose we lose, just fucking suck it up.

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

Didn’t bother trying in the home leg… This was always going to happen 😂😂😂 🎵 we’re going UP they’re staying DOWN 🎵 How it goes does it #ncfc ?!

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@IP2IP5Town

4 months

Really not a fan of Al-Hamadi getting such a big pen… surely Chaplin is a better option in that moment

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@IP2IP5Town

16 days

‘Bla bla bla we need a ballot for away tickets’ ‘It’s not fair’ Fuck off

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@IP2IP5Town

8 months

@IpswichTown Announce ‘the hot sausage company’ stand

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@IP2IP5Town

5 months

That will fuck us the rest of the season. Confidence, any good feeling. Completely fucked it. What’s the point in Aluko playing. Fucking Broadhead. Total fucking embarrassment, and all that’s good now has a cunting cloud over it. Fuck off

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@IP2IP5Town

7 months

Cameron Burgess’ head Saturday evening

Connor Southwell

@cjsouthwell1902

7 months

#NCFC put 36 crosses into Preston’s box on Saturday - compared to just 10 passes into their penalty area. Some analysis on that and more in this week’s six things👇

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@IP2IP5Town

8 months

The great thing is McKenna and the players won’t have been high as a kite (like some fans) and after the last couple they won’t sink and hit the floor (like some fans) Marathon not a sprint and all that.

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@IP2IP5Town

8 months

@IpswichTown Daughter has a dance show this day so not using her ST, my wife seems to think she’s having it… any chance the club could write to her explaining she’s on a stadium ban and can’t come with me? Too scared to tell her I don’t want her there to ruin my day. Cheers

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@IP2IP5Town

6 months

‘Hi ITFC here, we’ll take your current championship club captain on loan’ Cookin oil

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@IP2IP5Town

14 days

The fact Southgate is so lost without Jordan Henderson and Kelvin Phillips says it all really. Watching a right footed LB is painful. Basically, McKennaball for two years has spoilt me, and now anything but that is pointless viewing.

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

@wesley__burns Dare you to do the same celebration in the champions league final in a couple of years

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

Vooooo from Uppa Norf #itfc @leejwoodward83

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@IP2IP5Town

1 month

Be a fucking laugh if he’s waiting for Man Utd, then Chelsea fuck him off, and Man Utd find someone else. Then Brighton decide on Potter. And Ashton pulls the new contract and says ‘get on with the job on the pay you had’

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@IP2IP5Town

5 months

🎵 We’ve got Ali, Al-Hamadi I just don’t think you understand, Was born out in Iraq He plays in our attack We’ve got Ali Al-Hamadi 🎵

Stuart Watson

@Stuart_Watson

5 months

🔵 EXCLUSIVE 🔵 AFC Wimbledon striker Ali Al-Hamadi has emerged as a major transfer target for #itfc . Understand the Blues will look to thrash out a deal for the Iraqi international (currently away at the Asian Cup) before next Thursday's deadline.

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

I can see it now.. In the Town team hotel… McKenna walking the corridors, gently tapping on the doors, whispering… ‘get to sleep my precious warriors, we’ve got this’ Whilst Ashton is having a massive orgy covered in coke and fanny juice

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@IP2IP5Town

8 months

Close your eyes, and for one moment imagine any SINGLE player at ITFC doing this… and if they did, picture the scene when Morsy walks in on it happening…

Danny

@NCFC_Dannyyy

8 months

Onel Hernández. What the fuck are you making Sainz do 😭

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@IP2IP5Town

4 months

That was fucking gutless. For a team that have shown so much guts to do that is a joke. And a side note - that’s why fans shouldn’t sing ‘you’ve seen the Ipswich’ on 85mins… set yourself up to look cunts

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@IP2IP5Town

7 months

So glad we rested Morsy lastnight so he doesn’t miss Saturday

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

So this weekend - wanted Leicester to drop points ❌ - Soton to drop points ✅ - Coventry to get shattered ✅ Carry this on to Monday night - Leeds to drop points ?

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@IP2IP5Town

6 months

It will be beaten when we sign a top striker and the transfer announcement video is Ashton wanking in the bath then new striker gets in a sips the wanky water from the plug…

Alex Jones

@alexnljones

6 months

Shouldn’t be ignored that this is the best transfer announcement of the window so far, and it’s not getting topped.

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@IP2IP5Town

4 months

Hutchinson and Jezza are both modern day Reusers int they

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@IP2IP5Town

6 months

Can’t wait to watch Fred and Wacko Jacko achieve nothing between them on Saturday.

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@IP2IP5Town

5 months

Certainly ticks the ‘decent character’ box that we look for in a player these days.

Ali Al-Hamadi

@alikalhamadi

5 months

💙💛 @AFCWimbledon

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@IP2IP5Town

5 months

Fucking hell Broadhead. He’s looks worse today than he has against Championship defenders

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@IP2IP5Town

5 months

We are plying norwich in a playoff final aren’t we.

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

I can’t be the only Town fan with absolutely zero interest in Fortuna, can I?

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@IP2IP5Town

21 days

Gunn is fucking shit 😂 Getting smashed, with 3 scummers on the pitch. Lol

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@IP2IP5Town

6 months

Morsy and Mass sitting either side of big Cam Burgess saying ‘well we did it, so really you should too…’

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@IP2IP5Town

5 months

Absolute scenes on TWTD, someone doesn’t like a player, players dad gets involved, threat’s against posters family… all this after a 2-2 draw with the team in 5th 😂😂😂

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@IP2IP5Town

3 months

Fucking keiron dyer in that away end. What is that sulky fuck going to do to add any atmosphere

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@IP2IP5Town

8 months

Club need to bring out a scheme, maybe name it something like ‘Pack out Portman road’ to help boost home attendances, especially around Xmas time, be a good present for that ITFC fan in the family

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@IP2IP5Town

7 months

I’ve wanted this bloke to play for ITFC since forever, and even at the age of 45 which he must be now, I’d still take him. And aged 45 he’d be a huge upgrade on what we have now on the bench

The #EFL Zone

@TheFLZone

7 months

✍️ Billy Sharp is a free agent and says he is open to joining an EFL club in January. Who needs a goalscorer? ⚽️

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@IP2IP5Town

6 months

I’d love a big team away in the cup, but the thought of 6k drips singing football in a library every 5mins is too much to consider. So with that in mind, I’ll take a shit draw

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@IP2IP5Town

3 months

If we play Brazil in the Euros there’s no chance we bring the trophy home

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@IP2IP5Town

8 months

Imagine playing for your home town club, and little kids call you shit on Twitter, knowing full well they’ll be right up your arse if they ever meet you in person. Must be weird being a footballer

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@IP2IP5Town

5 months

It’s Monday, I’m still pissed off and embarrassed. I hope that’s eaten away at the players, and it’s really sunk in what they’ve been part of. Saturday can’t come quick enough to see if there’s a reaction…

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@IP2IP5Town

4 months

Hopefully my norwich away ticket arrives before I go in holiday, can’t wait to watch the game in a bar with ticket on the table, like I’m there cheering on the blue tractors

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

🎶 Da da da da, HOOPS Da da da daaaa 🎶 🎵 We are QPR, say we are QPR 🎵 Always liked them since they nearly beat me and my mate Gav up outside the drum and monkey

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

So doing nothing this evening, we’ve earned £5m(ish) Decent days work if you can get it

Kieran Maguire

@KieranMaguire

2 months

Leicester & 1 of Leeds/Southampton will be promoted to the Premier League. This will save Premier League £103m in parachute payments to 2 of those Clubs. That £103m will be split between Premier League Clubs after a vote by Premier League Clubs. Self regulation =self interest

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@IP2IP5Town

6 months

@paulcla09390819 @IpswichTownFans So his son, is engaged to a girl, that’s his daughter…? Proper norwich that 😂😂😂

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@IP2IP5Town

8 days

🎵 with Omari from Ippppswich… 🎵

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

@OTBCRyan @secondtierpod You bookmark it mate?

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@IP2IP5Town

7 months

@S_BaileyITFC Clear to see who the police see as the harder fans. Norwich need protection

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@IP2IP5Town

4 months

Oh no, we didn’t get to hear Klopp say ‘and Ipswich’ What on earth shall we do?

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

Early wake up as expected. All trust and hope with the players and staff that they do what is necessary tonight. Unfortunately no longer able to attend due to the small matter of fracturing spine on Sunday… so rest required so pass the fitness test for Saturday! COYFB

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@IP2IP5Town

3 months

I’ve had a kip, reflected on yesterday, it was fucking shit and we didn’t turn up. Nothing changes that. Proper stain, for me, on how good things have been.

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@IP2IP5Town

9 months

@LLABTOOF90 Global superstar in the changing rooms of the team he supports/sponsors Vs a drunk pissed up old cow on the pitch screaming at non existent fans? What one we picking…

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

@IpswichTownFans Few schools having a ‘blue and white Friday’ tomorrow too

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@IP2IP5Town

6 months

Odds on ladapo still not having a shot on target that game?

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@IP2IP5Town

5 months

We fucking deserved that

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@IP2IP5Town

8 months

That ref was complete shut today, for both teams at times. What the hell do they see at times

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@IP2IP5Town

6 months

Whoever McKenna and the professional scouting team we have in place identify as a player they think will bring something to the squad is surely worth getting behind and backing? 🎵 he knows exactly what we need 🎵 and all that…

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@IP2IP5Town

10 months

Hats off to Omari Hutchinson there, he’s been 100% perfect, battled, created, he now looks like a Town player. And Freddie Boy, two goals there that I don’t think Hirst scores. What a comeback

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@IP2IP5Town

6 months

Getting that win was so important… but another game goes by where Broadhead was way below what we know he can do… make that 7/8 games now. Getting a bit worrying.

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@IP2IP5Town

7 months

@IpswichTown He knew what went on, multiple times, and failed to get a win in those multiple times…

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

Meeting McKenna in the Lattice Barn at 12, then doing a Woodbridge Road pub crawl for his bday. The Moore the merrier

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@IP2IP5Town

6 months

Mass and Taylor are more than enough to contain Andre ‘one good pass a season’ Dozzell

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

@Joeccfc827 So to confirm, the playoffs have been shit quality… that means the 2 automatic teams are written off?! 😂 some logic that

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@IP2IP5Town

1 month

There’s me worrying about McKenna leaving, then read the news about Mogga, and that’s far more important. 💙

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@IP2IP5Town

4 months

All fuckin’ Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllll from now until tomorrow afternoon aren’t we Calling a draw now

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@IP2IP5Town

2 months

That Guardian story though Talks of McKennas rep being damaged if we went down, then go on to say Rob Edwards (just relegated) being lined up to replace McKenna 😂… in the same story.

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@IP2IP5Town

1 month

Wife has just walked in, phone in hand… pissed off she says ‘have you seen this…’ Panic sets in… ‘Omari is leaving, what the fuck, why let him go he’s brilliant’ Long evening ahead explaining the loan system. She’s been a fan 2 years now, such rage has developed so quickly!

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