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@smokingkiIls

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@smokingkiIls
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who’s online?
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*gasolina starts playing* friends: pls don’t do- me:
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HOW MANY HISTORICAL EVENTS DO WE HAVE LEFT???
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“i have 20/20 vision” people with glasses:
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you can have different friend groups who serve different purposes in your life
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the US is starting to look like a bunch of pussies
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i know that kid has a silver tooth
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“sauce is in the bag” me at home:
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My great grandma being rescued after the titanic hit the iceberg 1912
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my emotionally unavailable ass going out to flirt simply bc im bored
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do u ever have a crush on someone and your heart goes: 💖💕💛💞💓🦋💓💛💞💕🦋💖✨🦋💕✨🦋💕💖🦋✨💖✨💛💓🦋💕💞💖💛🦋✨💓 and their heart go:
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*old people outside a store 10 min before it opens*
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brother nature got jumped????
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no one: girls with low vitamin D and iron deficiency:
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Oh so you DUMB dumb
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when you’re driving and it’s 7 pm but it’s still light out and it’s 70 degrees, the sky is pinkish and you have your music blasting, windows down, i love that
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the police: OPEN UP me: are u mad at me? :(
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me when i walk by a mirror
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jobs that i want: 1) nosejob 2)
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it’s the weekend and I can’t get this video out of my head
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me dropping my bath bomb in the tub after a long day:
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*comes home with my ears pierced* my mom:
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sphynx cat in milk bath
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me in the club’s bathroom at 2 am
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no one: ducks:
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no one: theater kids at 8am:
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birth control when it sees sperm
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*me on aux* “so y’all feel like crying?”
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beginning of the end of the decade decade
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customer: I’m in a rush can you please be quick me:
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my mom spilling tea about my family me
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im not mad im just a
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me on valentine’s day
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*11pm at any party* my parents: go say bye to everyone, we’re about to leave *also my parents at 3 am*
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teachers after assigning homework over the weekend: HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND 😁😁😁 Me:
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me going to spend my last $10 on coffee
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im trying to figure out how I’m going to do all these summer adventures and trips with $12 in my bank account
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my alien watching me dig our escape tunnel from Area 51
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me randomly remembering a vine from 3 years ago
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it will always be (and i cannot stress this enough) fuck them kids but this one
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When there’s a new guy at work...
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Jesus getting ready for Easter
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Oh so you DUMB dumb
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I think it’s time to bring this video back
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“do you wanna go get foo-“ my hungry ass:
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morning🪵
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me drunk af at 3 am looking at the McDonald’s menu
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did your valentines gas you up today or do i have to
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me on my way to spend my last $5 on coffee
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just found out u have to talk to people to make friends, shocked and confused
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are u ever hanging out with someone and think “im never hanging out with this bitch again”
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next person to break my heart getting pepper sprayed, look bitch now we both crying
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no one: my mom @ 9am on the weekend:
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Wake the fuck up bitch
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Bella Hadid in Venice
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feelings OFF Shrek 2 ON
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the Shrek 2 sound track stays ON during sex
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keep liking my tweets and we’re gonna end up like this
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my sister and her friend faked a party and i cannot stop laughing at the “10 hours of people talking” YouTube video LMAOOO
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my life has been a mixture of these two pictures as of lately
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“be careful the food is h—” my fat ass:
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did u even have a mental breakdown if you didn’t pout and do a peace sign in the mirror
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breakups hurt, but have you ever watched ur best friend turn into a stranger
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“damn” - me comforting someone
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my crush: *breathes* my tummy: | | | \ | \ | \ | \ | ✨🦋✨ | |🦋💖🦋 / |✨🦋✨/ | / | |
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when any frank ocean song comes on
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my crush hasn’t messaged me all day
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if you’re looking for a sign to cut your hair and dye it black, this is it. fuck it up
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I imagine December 21st feeling like the Frank Ocean Nights transition
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them: do you want to come run errands with me- me:
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i only suck at driving bc im skipping through 5 playlist
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my mom when she comes home and sees a dirty spoon in the sink
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spongebob: *asks for next bus to bikini bottom* rock bottom bus manager:
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normal heart rate: ⠀ /\⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ /\ __/ \ __/\__ / \ \/⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ \/ when my mom calls me asking where I’m at: ⠀/\⠀ /\⠀ /\ /\ /\ _/ \ /\_/ \ /\_/ \ /\_/ \ / \________ ⠀ \/⠀⠀ \/⠀⠀ \/ \/
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*orders a large popcorn and drink at the movie theater* “your total comes to $54.95”
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another Christmas without a boo
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*walks into hollister*
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me trying to figure out who spent all my money on food
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gemini season
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does your heart always go: ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ Fuck ♡ ♡ Trump ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
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me coming back from my 30 min lunch 2 hours later
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i hate when my friends reply to my emo texts too late. that’s over now. I'm a new bitch. emo me? Idk her
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just found out the reason why I’m single is me... shocked and confused
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me: GO GET A HAIRCUT YOU UGLY MF AND BUY SOME DICK ENLARGEMENT PILLS PUNK ASS my bf: you got a big ass head me:
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heavy
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me while driving: the light is green...fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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she took the midnight train going anywhere
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how are y’all single living in states like California, Texas, and New York ?
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Christmas CHRISTMAS is tomorrow IS TOMORROW
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