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mimi rose howard

@savion_blanc

2 years

Hey. I made a Substack. I don't really want to talk about it. I hope you'll subscribe.

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mimi rose howard

@savion_blanc

1 year

“Troye Sivan is fatphobic” “Nolan should’ve included the Japanese perspective” “Greta Gerwig sold out” what if I drove my car through your living room?

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3 years

You’re laughing. The muppets have taken manhattan and you’re laughing??

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2 years

If you watch John Oliver and can’t put together that capitalism is the problem, I think that’s on you. This is like reading Toni Morrison’s Beloved and saying “I wish she would’ve outright said racism=bad.”

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2 years

@mitskileaks Heard you loud and clear, queen

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8 months

Just today I referenced this bit to a friend but my god if it isn’t the most perfectly conceptualized and executed joke in TV history

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1 year

I’m not saying all the latest media discourse was designed in a lab specifically to drive me to insanity, but I’m not not saying that either

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1 year

Interrupting my regularly scheduled bad jokes and self-promotion of my writing to announce I am 3 mojitos deep

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9 months

@pastapilled Fleabag coded

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5 months

this scene is insane on paper but somehow works so well?

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5 months

What's the best moment where a character REALIZES something?

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mimi rose howard

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9 months

I’m really gonna do it this time

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9 months

it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.

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2 years

you guys need to stop assuming I’m a communist, I’m literally a pescatarian

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2 years

@2Saddington

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2 years

@missplacenta Apparently I once blacked out at Le Bain in NY and got a dismissive response after I demanded he name a woman, but I think that one’s on me

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mimi rose howard

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3 months

the way i got death threats and my bf almost broke up with me because of this tweet lol

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mimi rose howard

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4 years

@chicago

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mimi rose howard

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3 years

@JimmyJazz1968 Stop making jokes about this, my grandmother was actually the one in this video (piloting the helicopter)

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3 years

@davew97 This is the one that needs to go in history books

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mimi rose howard

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2 months

bumping that

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3 years

this is every friend group in Brooklyn

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mimi rose howard

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3 years

@imbobswaget So many to choose from, but the one I think about most is Jenna saying “Do you need a sex tape? Cuz I’ve got a weird one. It’s night vision and you can see in the background that his buddy is robbing me”

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mimi rose howard

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1 year

@cineophile The way that right after they accept it at Shosh’s party is the first time they ever really have fun together in the same room 🥲

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mimi rose howard

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2 years

Had to go straight from grandma’s wake to Chromatica so didn’t get a chance to change 😭

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mimi rose howard

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3 years

@chaseicon What’s something that seems illegal but isn’t

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4 months

@fIeafag I think about the way she says “the scarf is not helping the situation” daily

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mimi rose howard

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3 years

@A24 @euphoriaHBO the bisexual community losing their minds rn

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mimi rose howard

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3 years

Why was it universally agreed that honey should come in bear-shaped bottles? No other product is packaged in the outline of its most feared thief. It’s like if Sephora makeup bottles came in the shape of teen girls

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mimi rose howard

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2 years

Biking or bi king?

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mimi rose howard

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3 years

@justky1018 “You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen” the fuck I do? You’re really gonna gaslight me like that???

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mimi rose howard

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4 years

That’s so mean they’re calling Pete a secretary just because he’s gay

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mimi rose howard

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9 months

Me in Burlington, VT

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mimi rose howard

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11 months

@ambernoelle This gave me that special, butterflies in your stomach feeling you get when you stumble upon a tweet written just for you

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mimi rose howard

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2 years

“Arm the teachers!” and who will be paying for Miss Evan’s new Glock when she can’t even afford colored pencils for her students?

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mimi rose howard

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5 months

@briantburns_ genuinely confused by this, should Taylor swift be performing in slacks and an Ann Taylor Loft blouse?

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mimi rose howard

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1 year

@cineophile Shosh (annoying but innocuous) > Hannah (self-obsessed but open-hearted) > Jessa (destructive but principled) > Marnie (whiny and self-serving)

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mimi rose howard

@savion_blanc

2 years

Please @Twitter give us the option to turn off our friend’s “likes” appearing on our feed. I just watched someone literally getting fisted in between news updates of Ukraine. Again, I don’t care that my friends are liking CNN posts!!

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mimi rose howard

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3 years

my roommate went viral yesterday for posting a thirst trap in our bathroom after I spent an hour in there with explosive diarrhea

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mimi rose howard

@savion_blanc

1 year

@PopCrave “It’s just words”

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1 year

I wear noise canceling headphones instead of AirPods at the gym so I can listen to Ethel Cain the way God intended

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mimi rose howard

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3 years

My hairdresser said I seem like the kinda guy who takes a lot of selfies

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mimi rose howard

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2 years

These replies hoooo boy

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mimi rose howard

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4 years

has anyone done this one yet

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2 years

Scanning the open seas for a job opening

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mimi rose howard

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3 years

@megkmag the driver saw new Lorde is coming

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mimi rose howard

@savion_blanc

2 years

just checking in on everyone fighting in the replies. Y’all good, need anything? Orange slices maybe?

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mimi rose howard

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4 years

What was everyone’s least favorite thing about 2020? For me it was the global Covid-19 pandemic

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mimi rose howard

@savion_blanc

2 years

Surgeon says he was reluctant to operate on patient because “ew blood”

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Texas Police Lieutenant Says Cops Were Reluctant to Engage Gunman Because 'They Could've Been Shot'

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mimi rose howard

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3 years

Happy anniversary to me getting banned from Twitter for impersonating Marianne Williamson the day Tr*mp got covid

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mimi rose howard

@savion_blanc

3 years

Life update: I am moving to New York in the fall to pursue my master’s in interdisciplinary studies at NYU (if you’re wondering what that degree is, so are my parents!). I can’t wait to once again be a coastal elite!

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mimi rose howard

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3 years

But is it Fashion?

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mimi rose howard

@savion_blanc

3 years

starting a tweet mid blowjob 🤝 okay I’ll bite

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mimi rose howard

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3 years

“This one is for the girls and the gays!” I scream right before driving my car into an an Arby’s

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mimi rose howard

@savion_blanc

4 years

Me when my tweet gets no likes

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Legalize comedy

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2 years

Is today the right day to resurface the cringiest photoshoot I’ve ever done for lake county’s 2014 all area team?

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mimi rose howard

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3 years

did it hurt? when you fell from the milk crates

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1 year

Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she’s a really interesting artist.

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2 years

November 27, 2019. Dakota Johnson appears on Ellen

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@AMrjoian575

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3 years

@nytimes Good for Tiffany for finally distancing herself from her father

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mimi rose howard

@savion_blanc

3 years

What was everyone’s least favorite thing about 2021? For me it was the global Covid-19 pandemic

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@savion_blanc

4 years

What was everyone’s least favorite thing about 2020? For me it was the global Covid-19 pandemic

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4 years

I’ve seen more armed troops defend the Cheesecake Factory on Michigan Ave than the United States Capitol today

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mimi rose howard

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3 years

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mimi rose howard

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2 years

Ohhh you went to the pumpkin patch? Did you have such an original time? Did you take the pics with all the pumpkins and then look at your phone for the next 45 min choosing the best ones? Did you pick a pumpkin at the patch or just pick a pic of the pumpkins? You’re pathetic

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mimi rose howard

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2 years

@PopCrave Mama let’s analyze

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mimi rose howard

@savion_blanc

1 year

Thank you to the girl who slipped me this note on the train and made my day. I was sorry to let you down easy, but tbh you should’ve used context clues after seeing I was reading Find Me

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mimi rose howard

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6 months

Discovering your crush has a boyfriend of 5 years AND is catholic on the same day is crazyyy

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mimi rose howard

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2 years

Is everyone asleep yet? I love this person a fair amount

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mimi rose howard

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2 years

but seriously where was John Mulaney on the night of august 31, 1997?

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mimi rose howard

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18 days

God, if you’re there, please give us a Lorde coke album 🙏

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mimi rose howard

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3 years

My roommates reacting to my depressed ass stepping out of my room for the first time in three days

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mimi rose howard

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3 years

Swiping through my hidden photos folder to find

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mimi rose howard

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3 years

In a Zoom In a Zoom meeting meeting but I propped my phone up in front of my screen

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mimi rose howard

@savion_blanc

3 years

If you’re wondering why I’m private now, today my manager pulled this up in our 1:1 lol

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3 years

I really spent the last year working a job I hate just so I could afford to live in my office huh

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mimi rose howard

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2 years

The Only Living Boy in Hoboken

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mimi rose howard

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5 months

some Easter energy

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mimi rose howard

@savion_blanc

4 months

(using a gif reaction because I’m a millennial)

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I’m Gen Z watching Sex and the City for the first time. It’s not just outdated, it’s cringey

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How long after chemotherapy is it reasonable to expect sex?

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mimi rose howard

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4 years

On February 14 for just $5 I will go to your ex’s Instagram and publicly comment that their current SO is not as hot as you. Then I will hit them with my car

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mimi rose howard

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I asked ChatGPT to make me a Halloween costume this year

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My dad is approaching his joe Biden phase and my sister is 63% scarf

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3 years

@emilynussbaum

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mimi rose howard

@savion_blanc

3 years

I just spilled a whole bottle of disinfectant at the gym and because I’m a fucking idiot I decided to save myself from embarrassment by throwing my hands up and declaring “well, that’s show-business baby!” Not a single person offered so much as a chuckle I’m gonna cry

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mimi rose howard

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is this anything?

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mimi rose howard

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3 years

I put in my two weeks and my boss asked me not to tell anyone yet so I’m just in meetings like

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mimi rose howard

@savion_blanc

3 years

People on Hinge: I’m focused on LTR My brain: We are a perfect match, I too love the lord of the rings

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mimi rose howard

@savion_blanc

4 years

Invest in this, invest in that 🙄. Let’s talk about what you guys think of me IN this VEST

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mimi rose howard

@savion_blanc

3 months

this was so obviously not made for gay people, this was (cynically!) made for women who love to discuss drag race with their gay coworkers

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3 months

this is the best snl opening of all time😭

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mimi rose howard

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3 years

Bank account: +$1400 Me at Dick’s Sporting Goods: Whip them out

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mimi rose howard

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2 years

Pee after sex or you’ll get into USC

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mimi rose howard

@savion_blanc

3 years

Me, unemployed, walking into therapy

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mimi rose howard

@savion_blanc

3 years

Lady Gaga: Russian roulette is not the same without a gun, and baby when it comes to love if it’s not rough it isn’t fun 12 year old me: Fuck that’s astute

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mimi rose howard

@savion_blanc

3 years

My parents are worried about my mental health so my dad is taking me to the zoo tomorrow

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