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Gore Vidal Sassoon

@JimmyJazz1968

7 years

Welcome, new followers, welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or have been chosen, to follow this great Twitter account

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Gore Vidal Sassoon

@JimmyJazz1968

3 years

Sorry to this lady but this is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen

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WILD HELICOPTER RESCUE: Firefighters say a 74-year-old woman had to be flown off of Piestewa Peak this morning after she suffered an injury while hiking. STORY:

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Mf said honk kong

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@AP

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From Honk Kong to Washington state, virus restrictions once lifted are being reimposed and the reopening of economies delayed as communities try to curb a disease resurgence before it spins out of control.

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You got so owned so hard by a nerd they made a movie about it

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Neil Young: Keep on rockin' in the free world. Neil Young: Unless I don't like your views. Then I will try to silence you like the Soviet Union.

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Hahahahahaha 'put your failson in a storage container in the backyard'. Compelling idea

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck off

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Wow, I see the resemblance

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I hate when they do ableisms on Hitler's

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[taps the sign]

Peter Hitchens

@ClarkeMicah

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Leftists obviously do not welcome the suggestion that the Nazis were a left-wing movement. It makes their brains hurt, as we have seen over the last 36 hours. Even so, there is a strong case for this proposition. See

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This was legit the most disturbing story of 2019 and I'm still thinking about it

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This dude came home one day to discover his landlord turned his house into an AirBnb

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I’m playing the ‘remastered’ version of LA Noire, and apparently the developers were so mad at the ‘Doubt’ meme they renamed everything

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Hahahaha

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Why are advertisers leaving

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easiest prediction I ever made

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1 year

He will never pay this bill lol

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The funniest 9/11 tweet, of course, is when Saudi Arabia threatened to do a 9/11 to Canada, too

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My pandemic servants are letting me down!!

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2 years

They absolutely shot kids

Aaron Katersky

@AaronKatersky

2 years

The Uvalde Police Department and the Uvalde ISD police force are no longer cooperating with the @TxDPS investigation into the massacre at Robb Elementary and the state’s review of police response, multiple law enforcement sources told @ABC w/ @JoshMargolin

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Holy shit

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My wife thought the giant spider from Return of the King was named 'Sheila'

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Heartwarming!!!!!!!!

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What’s your opinion on Joker?

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1:34 PM: Getting 34 felony convictions 2:12 AM....going back for more felony convictions

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THIS IS A REAL WEIRD ONE COOP. NAME'S WONKA. RUNS A *CANDY FACTORY*. EMPLOYS ONLY *LITTLE PEOPLE*. BUNCH OF KIDS WENT IN, THEY NEVER CAME OUT

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[david lynch in twin peaks voice] they’re teenagers coop, lizards or turtles i think. learned ninjitsu from an oversized rat in the sewer

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Goddamn I'm sick of these sobbing hypocritical Canadian perverts

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Jerry Seinfeld personally rescued 17 hostages google Jerry Seinfeld 17 for more details

Marina Medvin 🇺🇸

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Jerry Seinfeld is in Israel right now to help raise awareness for the families of the hostages.

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I usually ignore these Republican closet cases, but his spokesperson is using the “Lt Governor likes and subscribes to many twinks and has no intention of stopping” defense. “Super look, Finn 🤤”

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2 years

I love personal finance

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The painting is based on a photo from National Geographic

Megan Abbott

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3 months

Happy birthday to the late, beloved Catherine Scorsese, who gave us the single greatest moment in cinematic history ...

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wheezing

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Obama won almost the entire Midwest because people thought he was MORE progressive than he was

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"Democrats can kiss swing voters bye with progressive candidates"

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Her giant milkers are simply too enormous!! He's furious!!!

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Dinner with papaw tonight... He made 12 burgers for all six grandkids and I'm the only one who showed. love him

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My company will weather this economic recession for one main reason: I use Oompa Loompa slaves

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My company will weather this economic recession for one main reason: 50% of our employees are located in the Philippines and earn $10,000 a year on average ($5 / hr). No employment taxes, no workers compensation. Also loyal, hardworking, kind team members.

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@JimmyJazz1968

6 years

perfectly normal government reflecting the will of the majority with absolutely no fascism

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Barricades have been erected around the Capitol ahead of the Kavanaugh vote. Have been here 12 years and have never seen this for a vote.

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@jackdwagner @willmenaker "here's what goes on at our adult Tik Tok house" [blood curdling screams as the screen goes black]

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THE PEOPLE WHO GOT A 20% RENT INCREASE OR MORE WILL BE PAYING THE HIGHER AMOUNT FOREVER THIS GUY IS A FUCKIN MORON

Will Stancil

@whstancil

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For all the talk about housing prices driving negative economic sentiment, the rapid spike in rents was a one-time thing that basically ended in fall of last year. Since then, we have slid towards actual rent DEFLATION. Meanwhile, wages keep rising, catching people up to rents.

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Lmao

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Fucking lol it's not every day somebody loses their job in the middle of a thread

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Hahahahaha just fantastic. First day and there are literal wallet inspectors scamming crypto idiots

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Matt rocks, look at the dates

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ICE

@ICEgov

3 years

We want everyone, regardless of immigration status, to feel safe & unafraid to get the COVID vaccine—to protect themselves, their families, and their communities. ICE will NOT conduct immigration enforcement at #covid19vaccine sites. Read our policy here:

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Yes hahaha YES-Joe Biden

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This guy isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer

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It is always, ALWAYS worth diving into the TrueAnon menchies

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Ok so I'm 2 episodes into Succession season 2 and I finally noticed this chyron in the opening credits

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I'm not sure if this guy is even a lawyer

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When the Chinese shitposters surpass US ones

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@BNODesk He went viral all right lmao

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Me at every party I've ever been to

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See, this is a funny reply. You other reply guys should step up your game

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The animator giving Hilary a giant dump truck ass is what really launches this into a god tier post

Madonna

@Madonna

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Hillary gonna Snatch that Presidency so Watch out!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸She's A GIRL GONE WILD!💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎉🎉🎉

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@JimmyJazz1968

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CSPAN

@cspan

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Bryant Johnson, Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s personal trainer, does push-ups as Justice Ginsburg lies in state in the U.S. Capitol. Full video:

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@justinboldaji she also hijacked the security cam for her fuckin Instagram

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Lol

The New York Times

@nytimes

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In just a few years, Topo Chico, the sparkling water sourced from Monterrey, Mexico, went from “big in Texas” to the bubbliest thing since spiked seltzer. How?

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MF will wake up on a container ship bound for Singapore

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@JimmyJazz1968 every time he gets politcal in front of guests threaten him with the crane

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Somebody in ID took a mobile home, stuck it on top of a garage, and is trying to sell it for $340,000. If you walk out the front door you fall to your death

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The absolute fury that has been building for a year because Chapo doesn't have a manager has finally culminated in Bernie being designated the manager

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I recently learned that people with ADHD can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!

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What is happening

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It's time to Pokemon Go to the polls

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Trump getting deplatformed is still one of the funniest things to happen in years

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The Metamorphosis (Franz Kafka, 1915)

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The Republican Party is quickly morphing into a fascist organization complete with paramilitaries and if you think that's an exaggeration you're fooling yourself

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This dude came home one day to discover his landlord turned his house into an AirBnb

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Pelosi steps down from leadership, clearing the way for a new generation of Democrats: 70-80 year olds

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I think this was finally deleted but it was up for years after causing a national chud meltdown

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Rolling Stone

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The Weeknd is pledging another $2 million to help feed families in Gaza. More:

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Beanie

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Hearing from multiple nft collection founders that they want to exit but there’s nobody acquiring these companies. Royalty revenues are non-existent and new mints simply aren’t selling. Vc funding in the space has evaporated. Young smart builders want to move on but feel trapped.

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@kimpossiblefact [my entire body is covered by festering buboes, I am 2 hours away from being thrown in a dead cart] this is going to toughen up my natural immune system

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Wow that’s really weird he’s proposing this now that it’s a Republican House. Must have slipped his mind!

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Ahahahaha Santos was doing credit card fraud on other Republicans

Jake Sherman

@JakeSherman

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MAX MILLER just sent this email to all House Republicans.

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This is absolutely the most egregious use of 'Breaking News' graphic in history

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wangleberry

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What are the load-bearing posts of our time? Obviously 'facing god and walking backwards into hell' and 'miette' are up there. Does Ed Balls still count? PS if you can parse this you should probably log off

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@oneunderscore__ @ReadByTed @rynowill75 This may be the first sincere expression of 'you belong in clown college' I've ever seen on Twitter

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This own took 3 years, but yes it was worth it

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Here's what the electoral map would look like if only people on Reddit voted

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Holy fuck, what a dumbass

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Just wondering where the "Israel would *never* bomb a hospital* crowd has gone now that Israel has destroyed all of them and murdered anyone within a mile? U guys have anything more to say?

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A mother bids farewell to her son who was found in a mass grave in the courtyards of the Naser hospital in Khan Younis city.

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Lol eat shit, kid

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The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy.

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@JimmyJazz1968

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Haha shout out to all the libs who went starry eyed when this trashcan man started passing out Werther's Originals at a funeral

POLITICO

@politico

6 years

Exclusive: George W. Bush is standing by Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, whose confirmation has been thrown into doubt amid sexual assault allegations

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@thetomzone