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@brianluidog you live in australia which causes a total lack of perspective about coffee

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@ParikPatelCFA

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@zhusu @lightcrypto you constantly tell people to buy tops, lol

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@snnneee @zeta_globin no they don't want someone they know to see them on a dating app lmao

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@0xdoug @Austin_Federa I'm not looking forward to having to buy more machines

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@renzaux @Kelangdbn we say "equals sign" because it's the sign in "3 = 4" which we read "three equals four". so it's not plural but it's a verb in the present tense.

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@reyreyR310 @BrendanEich @PelosiTracker_ stealing from depositors is not even a ponzi scheme, these people didn't have equity in FTX, they had dollars

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@macrocephalopod @mattyglesias matty when his portfolio is up 15 basis points

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@WClementeIII @cmsholdings it's completely implausible that Alameda CEO @AlamedaTrabucco was unaware that his company had stolen billions of dollars

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@stormsyr22 @harmonyprotocol yeah uppercase MM = 100 mega mega dollars. lowercase would be 100 milli milli dollars, which would maybe not be worth tweeting about

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@Melt_Dem 41M prescriptions for just 2.5M people. what can we do to onboard the other 200 million adults?

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@zebulgar this must be a joke right? palantir is like, the safety safety safety option, for when dropbox doesn't work out

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You have to give @SBF_FTX credit for his accountability here. I don't know any of the facts, but I have never before seen a CEO take responsibility as he does here. It reflects well on him and the possibility of a more favorable outcome for @FTX_Official

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@WarrenInTheBuff can u explain your issue with the implementation. some people would say quicksort shouldn't allocate O(n lg n) arrays but this seems trivial to fix.

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4 years

@PredictIt nice only 88 minutes of downtime before the tweet

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8 months

@LaillaElgohary @danluu we shouldn't trust the accounts of people who were there because i, having not been there, don't find them credible

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@anissagardizy8 @SBF_FTX who among us hasn't did a widdle oopsie woopsie with 10 billion dollars of stolen funds haha

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2 years

secret technique to get historical market data for crypto: 1. go to 2. pay money 3. download ur data

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3 years

@sonyasupposedly that roughly every value system really does imply some cultures are better than others, that humans have stupid idiosyncratic needs that should be satisficed instead of suppressed, that it is difficult to understand anything because of one's limited perspective

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@qntm and I would like to mount my phone as a USB mass storage device

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@liq_princess was it a lot of trouble to wait through 3 garden leaves to work at all 4 of these places?

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1 year

@Carcraftz @jennsun @aden_clemente don't worry some companies are going above and beyond

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@slope_finance hope this helps

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@zhusu u: buy the top! u: lol shoulda been in alts!

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@therobotjames idk it seems like "volatility" is for people who say "stochastic" instead of "random"

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1 year

why doesn't Oppenheimer have a release date in Japan

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4 years

@chaosprime post-rat MC Hammer was not on my bingo card

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2 years

guys remember when justin and sbf cut a deal so you could buy your justin tokens for a 5x premium and withdraw

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3 years

@TheCryptoDog sir I got here this year and if I extrapolate my strategies we get there in 2023

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1 year

> accept information for kyc > leak information > lock accounts > deadline passes > reject kyc > mark claims to 0 > solvency achieved

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In response to Kroll’s cybersecurity incident, FTX has taken the precautionary measure of temporarily freezing affected user accounts within the customer claims portal. We thank you for your patience, and will provide additional information regarding next steps in due course.

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@StatikusT @WarrenInTheBuff I don't know what his problem is. He won't say.

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3 years

the technology just isn't there yet

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Alice: Here's my order number BLORP23542 Alice: Actually, please cancel order number BLORP23542. I am telling you over the same connection, after I placed it. 32bn crypto exchange: Sorry, I don't know about order BLORP23542 32bn crypto exchange: Order BLORP23542 confirmed!

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This is not accurate because it can only explain losses to participants in spot margin lending, and other participants lost all their money. Please stop posting long threads if misinformation.

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@CryptoKaleo

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25) THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO FTX. It’s important to remember that on a cross margin exchange, THE COLLATERAL USED ON YOUR EXCHANGE ARE DIRECT LIABILITIES. Here’s a link to FTX’s “Collateral Management” policies.

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ok I need LOSS TO GO DOWN. like VERY SOON. I cant take this anymore. every day, check loss, bad loss. I cant take this anymore, I have over fit, by a lot. it is what it is. but I need the loss to GO DOWN ALREADY. can devs DO SOMETHING??

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3 years

@Jason @derekmross lol there are 7.4 billion people who aren't subject to this law

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@KCSLunchLady @PEScorpiio the conflict here is that "pro-life" means "I think if someone has a nonviable or dead fetus inside them, they should die, and people who help them avoid dying should go to prison." hope that helps.

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@whitequark @damianGray drake_no: Thank you in advance for your attention to this matter. drake_yes: Kindly adjust. Please send me any feed backs and I will do the needful.

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@danluu relatedly, the biggest organizational failure of that company was something like this: Company: Hey, we're one of the biggest users of this obscure really complicated piece of tech that you wrote. Work for us on it? Author: Ok, from my house in Germany? Company: No.

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@functi0nZer0 left wing ideals such as not stealing from other FTX creditors by pretending to be Bahamian

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@qntm I would like to be unable to open "a view of a bunch of folders which is not itself a folder" in my file browser

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Jump Crypto 🔥💃🏻

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1/ Over the last few weeks, we at Jump Crypto have been studying the UST depegging and have three key observations.

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binance has an option-selling product that advertises "206% APR" for selling a put on ethereum right now

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@AutismCapital @dendisuhubdy imagine how stoked you must be if your career so far is running a camgirl web site and pretending that you're not a money transmitter and now you're in charge of openai

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it's interesting to log in and see amjad masad saying hft should be banned because hfts contribute nothing to science and then alex gerko retweeting all the science stuff he's spending his money on

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Hello, I'm skimming @cmuratori 's performance-aware programming course and it's great! It covers many useful topics that most programmers never hear about! I wish there was some non-paid material similar to this that I could point people to.

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I was thinking about and this approach could be concisely described as "radix sort by rng output." it may be useful even for data that fits in RAM because the shuffle is like the slowest part of our regression and everything fits in RAM...

How to shuffle a big dataset

At Jane Street, we often work with data that has a very lowsignal-to-noise ratio, but fortunately we also have a lot of data.Where practitioners in many fiel...

blog.janestreet.com

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@ThinkingBitmex sold all my dollars for sol, thanks for the heads up 🙏

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@spakhm @Suhail This is the "dropbox just ftp" tweet

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you need to be entitymaxxing. you need to be able to send 700 small orders per 200ms. you need to be 60% of OI in intervenue spreads even if the venue caps you at 10%.

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@Kira6800859 @WarrenInTheBuff ??? yes we memorized this in high school lol

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1 year

at sasuke exchange we will trade against our customers using only 200 house accounts

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1 year

@OPNX_Official kyle's address, sun tzu's address

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@john_j_brown a few people say yes, making on ftx was very hard to make profitable, and taking was easier than normal. serum volume is very publicly just alameda getting picked off by wintermute, reasonable to think ftx is similar

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3 years

man I worked at a web site that lets you pay girls in bathtubs to read your message out loud and nobody has a problem with that

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1 year

hello can someone explain what @macrocephalopod meant to be the distinction between cross-sectional z-score and timeseries z-score

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@jerallaire oh I was hoping this would be like an audit that says you only hold treasuries but a rap vid is fine

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@AaronWise5147 @wintermuteXBT yeah ok but how do you think binance and ftx make money

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this industry is such a joke that it's easier to hire ten "quants" to misappropriate customer funds manually every day than to clone the spot margin feature of a competing exchange

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@Uncentive1 @therobotjames @worstcontrarian what the fuck

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@SBF_FTX this is a literal scam

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@adambn @ricburton it's much easier to have alignment when you buy at a 20x discount to retail

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@JohnWRichKid @loserleaves reposting this content is an act of evil

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@quant_prep this sucks and also doesn't do those operations in O(1)

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3 years

@pythianism oh no, I am so sad I can't step over human feces and be assaulted by strangers

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1 year

my waifu says u should use a kalman filter on ur weight to get rid of the noise, taht way u cannot brag about dramatic weight loss that isn't part of a longer trend

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@kris @TraderWize @cryptocom @SBF_FTX @cryptocomnft @cryptocomarena @Cryptocom_Cap @cryptocomcs Normally if you were a competent market maker you would hedge in real time and you wouldn't need to send TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS to another venue to hedge your exposure since you could manage your risk acceptably at the same venue

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@ClueFinance fastest rug pull ever lol

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sasuke exchange token pitch deck: - if this token sale is mainly to plug a hole in my fund, the size of the hole is at most a few million dollars, see attached statement from our admins and auditors - you gave money to the last guys so why not - we know how to sqrt in under 20ms

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@elonmusk u gonna open source the algorithm that drives ur cars on public roads?

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my exchange was a very successful exchange as measured by volume. unrelatedly my fund stole ten billion dollars from my exchange's customers and my former employees (who i have also defrauded) are telling everyone that we lost tons of money on our market making.

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@__alula

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It seems like @cryptocom literally employs more quants, traders, and trading system developers than almost any other fund in the space. Seriously just check LinkedIn and compare.

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@sasuke___420

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@patio11 I still have my favorite tech recruiter email which says the position is open to non-male candidates

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can you explain "fill or kill" orders? maybe if someone is baking a cake and they need 4 eggs, they won't buy just 1 egg if that's all you have, or if someone wants matching curtains they won't buy just 1 curtain. but why do u not want a partial fill if the trade is good?

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What's going on in Google? Do people mostly work on features like "Get rid of the old reverse image search and replace it with a much worse one" and "remove the ability to sort things by how new they are" and "prioritize search results that constantly restate the topic?"

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@0xfiurf @zhusu someone who maximizes the amount of shiba inu their great grandchildren owns in the worst case by buying it today instead of trying to buy it cheaper later

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@kris @TraderWize @cryptocom @SBF_FTX @cryptocomnft @cryptocomarena @Cryptocom_Cap @cryptocomcs can you explain exactly what the model is here? Are you guys trading against your customers? Are you guys assuming a TON of risk trading against your customers?

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i hope the people who keep trading ftt with us know that it's worth 0 and no news about ftx ever has any meaning for the fundamental value of ftt

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@zerohedge @FaroukItAll 1. futures traders are net neutral by definition. 2. if futures traders were generally bearish, we would be in backwardation, but we are in EXTREME contango

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@nothings the maintainer is just wrong, this is insane

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@DenisTrailin @typedfemale when he stole ten billion dollars from his customers????

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@theemilyaccount

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hello, if you only append to a file using io_uring, and you have tail -F which has created an inotify watch group to watch that file, and it calls pselect6 on that inotify watch group, then pselect6 never returns, even though it seems like it should (on 5.15.4-051504-generic)

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@graydon_pub @mostlygeek @_msw_ @AWSOpen @SkippersWif @carllerche @rustlang this is great because Roberto Ierusalimschy has repeatedly said he wouldn't get on a plane that ran Lua

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gonna start saying "we provide deep liquidity" instead of "we usually quote behind like 2 million dollars of other people's quotes"

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i'm starting the io_uring fan club so i can talk to people about io_uring

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@jerallaire it must be a lot of work collecting a billion dollars for owning treasuries

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@kris @TraderWize @cryptocom @SBF_FTX @cryptocomnft @cryptocomarena @Cryptocom_Cap @cryptocomcs like here's how someone might assume a crypto exchange works: - many users deposit coins and fiat - some of those users are market makers - the users trade with each other - the exchange just custodies the coins and fiat and collects fees

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1 year

@patio11 this is really amazing, makes you forget all about naming your group chat "wire fraud"

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1 year

if the market was softer before, how much of that was the bull run and how much of it was being able to trade against alameda

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1 year

what if you just take every possible AST with less than like 10 nodes where ops are ewm, add, sub, mul, div, and throw them into lasso then you don't have to research features anymore

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like isn't the real story that Crypto dot com was constantly trading against their customers? lmao?