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Sarah 🎃

@sarahsansom

4 years

Schmitten would like you to admire her matching leg stripes, if you have a moment.

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Sarah 🎃

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1 month

Getting ready for another Monday.

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6 months

Husband’s faggots with mash and mushy peas. Yea or nay?

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Sarah 🎃

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5 months

First job at my mum’s was to refill this spice jar. How old do we think it is?

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1 year

@_celia_bedelia_ So people are washing undies and putting them back on? I had menorrhagia for years and never did that. They’re just making up reasons for trans women not to use bathrooms.

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1 year

@mrfishtopher Best I could do at short notice.

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3 years

@lauralexx Cats have night shit to do: investigate closets, snack, check the windows, investigate closets…

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7 months

@GONZOtheGhoast @galaxyinfinitem And cars for @mrfishtopher and @JortsTheCat

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7 months

Sad news: we lost my beloved Father-in-law Alan, 89, yesterday. Please raise a cup of coffee (or tea/your preferred beverage) in his honour. ❤️

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1 year

Ok I’m coming to England soon and looking forward to: Pork pie Sausage roll Haddock & chips Bacon sandwich Kedgeree Prawn cocktail Sweet chili flavor crisps My mum’s soufflé A Wispa What am I missing?

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Sarah 🎃

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1 year

Oscar’s looking very suave, don’t you think?

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2 months

@OneNerdyOpinion A: the leap at the end 🥹 B: that’s a quality sister you have

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5 months

@feederofcats I can’t take it

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2 months

Please admire my handsome dude.

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1 year

Goodnight from my very cute cat.

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4 months

@Sorrelish Right?! The pizza isn’t payment, it’s just showing hospitality and giving a little thanks for their time.

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Sarah 🎃

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8 years

Some of my favourites at the Halloween Dog Costume contest in NYC today. These guys seemed not too bothered about it.

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Sarah 🎃

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1 year

Free boops.

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Sarah 🎃

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1 year

@Dbwagner104 Nobody puts Pobrecita Chancleta in the corner.

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Sarah 🎃

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1 year

Had surgery follow up yesterday - no cancer detected in the parts they removed, apparently I also had some degree of endometriosis, so that’s over with now too. And I can… choose when I got back to work?! Any time between now and the beginning of December.

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Sarah 🎃

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6 months

@Dbwagner104 Maybe I’ll just touch it a little bit.

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10 months

Big stretch for Monday.

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1 month

Anniversary night: 20 years and counting. 😳

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1 year

@ask_aubry I’ve read this 3 times, it’s so enjoyable.

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1 year

Goodnight from Schmitten and her bunny feet.

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Sarah 🎃

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11 months

@shannonminter5 Baby Ralph is trending, so many people are rooting for him.

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6 months

Please admire my long cat.

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5 months

Look at this incredible view of Central London from Crystal Palace.

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Sarah 🎃

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7 months

Would anyone like a giant slab of chocolate? They look better irl, I promise.

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Sarah 🎃

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7 months

Watching Basic Instinct, it’s killing me that Michael Douglas goes clubbing in a V-neck?!

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4 years

@IndecisiveJones @LizerReal Idk but it caused many horrified expressions when my US granny visited us in the UK 😂

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8 months

Tell me I can do this! I’m off to do a big presentation, my first in person for 5 years. 😬

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Sarah 🎃

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4 years

It rained AND snowed today, so there were some amazing puddles on my walk.

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5 years

@innesmck Schmitten, who will eat the trial can then refuse the entire 24-pack.

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6 months

I got an old school paper grocery bag, just like the movies!

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2 years

@feederofcats This was our beautiful rescue cat Pearl. You can find magnificent cats with all kinds of personalities at shelters, especially if you’re patient.

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1 year

@aotakeo Your daughter and her cool hair are both awesome.

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6 years

@SICKOFWOLVES It’s bedtime but I’ve got at least another 2 hours of the same to do.

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3 years

@ellle_em Lol. When we 1st moved to New York, British MIL asked if we could get the bus to Florida to see them on their holiday. 14 hours.

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28 days

Please have sympathy for my poor cat forced to sleep DIRECTLY ON THE SOFA while her blanket is washed.

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10 months

@acatnamedteddy Sending our combined household love for Teddy ❤️

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Sarah 🎃

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2 years

Update: released and going home after a few days in hospital. Thankful for all the lovely people who looked after me 🙏🏼

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9 months

My last Times Square pic for a while! My workplace is moving so I won’t cross here. I hope you like it.

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Sarah 🎃

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1 month

I’m just getting coffee but LOOK at these flippin’ pastries.

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Sarah 🎃

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6 months

Out for a walk. Do you like my badges?

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Sarah 🎃

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9 months

Oscar’s waiting patiently on my bedside table, please admire his touching toes.

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7 months

@richmintz Probably a cop.

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5 months

Happy birthday to my mum! 🎂

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Sarah 🎃

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8 months

@boyar_dad I love Shambles rags to riches story.

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Sarah 🎃

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2 years

Big achievement today, I registered with a primary care doctor after years of just going to local Urgent Care clinics. I’ll take a yay if you have one to spare.

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Sarah 🎃

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3 months

Oscar would like you to admire his touching toes if you have a moment.

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Sarah 🎃

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9 months

Chilly isn’t it.

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Sarah 🎃

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5 months

I’m sorry but LOOK at this little vehicle an older woman had in Penge today: Want!

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Sarah 🎃

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6 months

Just farted walking past an open office, I may be too used to working at home.

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Sarah 🎃

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8 months

@Just_Ebz Looked it up a couple of years ago and was happy to see my husband’s name for M.

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Sarah 🎃

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7 months

Hi from the cheap seats. See you on the other side 👋

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Sarah 🎃

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3 years

My 50th year on the planet, and a lot to be thankful for. My Twitter family has definitely kept me going, so thank you. Yes YOU. xx

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Sarah 🎃

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2 months

Oscar’s looking most dashing today, wouldn’t you agree?

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Sarah 🎃

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7 months

On my long weekend to the UK I fitted in: 2 pub visits 2 sausage sandwiches Picked 3 flowers 10+ hugs 4 walks along the ‘seafront’ (estuary) 1 cafe breakfast 3 orange squashes I think I did quite well.

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Sarah 🎃

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4 years

@BitchestheCat @PAWSChicago Oscar came to us from @bestfriends in NYC.

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Sarah 🎃

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1 year

I match.

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Sarah 🎃

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7 months

Excuse my smarmy grin 🏖️

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Sarah 🎃

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10 months

How can I help you?

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Sarah 🎃

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12 days

A day of cleaning and packing for my UK trip. Does anyone else feel they have to clean before they go?

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Sarah 🎃

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5 months

Oscar would like to know if everyone’s OK.

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Sarah 🎃

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5 months

@SoftSide1 Oscar & Schmitten came from rescues (Oscar chose my husband). Our previous pair were from a friend who asked if we could ‘look after them for the weekend.’

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Sarah 🎃

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7 months

Just look at her.

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Sarah 🎃

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2 years

@ask_aubry She’s making laundry weirdly personal.

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Sarah 🎃

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1 year

Pistachio supreme, anyone? (I walked past a bakery that usually has long lines, so I had to get one).

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Sarah 🎃

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11 months

Gift shop edition: her name is the last thing you ate.

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Sarah 🎃

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2 years

Broadway in the garment district after todays rain and sleet.

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Sarah 🎃

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5 months

I am HOME ❤️

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Sarah 🎃

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2 years

This might be one of my favourite photos I’ve taken of Schmitten.

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Sarah 🎃

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7 months

Say hi to Holly, my brother-in-law’s cat. She’s 14 and likes boxes too.

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Sarah 🎃

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7 months

@erinalberty I can attest to this. No more worrying, no more standing up and looking behind you or fiddling around with sanitary products. The other side is amazing.

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Sarah 🎃

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1 year

Not a great pic but Oscar is sitting on my lap, something he’s never done before! 🙂

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Sarah 🎃

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4 months

I have something to share: I was diagnosed as diabetic 3 months ago. I’m on low dose meds, exercising and dieting, and have lost 20lbs since (yay!). I’d love to hear your tips for exercise or dieting (diabetic or regular) as I get used to this new life.

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Sarah 🎃

@sarahsansom

9 months

Downward cat.