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3 months

Umm… so this just showed up outside my work… I have no idea what to do and everyone I would call about it sleeps like normal people…

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3 months

They’re very sleepy. Not sleepy enough to lay in the box, but very sleepy on my chest. I assume this is like couch sleepy vs bed sleepy for people.

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3 months

New development… it can climb people.

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3 months

I don’t know all the rules of cats, but I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to move them while they’re sleeping. What do I do?

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3 months

Introductions. Spike seems interested. No barks or chomps. Lot of licks. Yes I’m sitting in the tub… seemed the safest place to isolate them since he won’t get in the tub unless forced.

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3 months

Umm… it fell asleep on my shoulder…. What do I do??

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3 months

At the vet now. Dandruff is officially a she.

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3 months

Ok… it tried to get into the mouse bait… so it’s inside now. It’s not very good at staying in its box.

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3 months

Kitten food, treats and litter has been acquired.

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3 months

Little bit of scrambled eggs. Also seems like a hit.

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3 months

And now back to my job as cat bed.

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3 months

While they’re here, I’ve named them Dandruff the Orange. Because it’s a wizard, obviously, and they’re constantly on my shoulders.

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3 months

Woke up to a lot of notifications. I’ve pulled the venmo link down because we should have more than enough covered for the vet. Thank you to everyone who chipped in. I think this kitten probably has a nice cat tree in its future.

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2 months

Just got back from the vet. Dandruff was 1.31 lbs at her visit 4 weeks ago. Today she was 2.94 lbs which is listed as ideal body score. Vet recommend spaying at 5-6 months old so that would be in about 2-3ish months. She is negative for feline leukemia and negative for worms.

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3 months

Vet appointment made for tomorrow afternoon. Dandruff has found a cozy spot to sleep in the bathroom. Spike is snuggling extra hard today. I work overnights (obviously, since that’s when they showed up) so I’m going to try and get some sleep.

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28 days

She is getting so big.

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2 months

Showering near a kitten update: Dandruff has decided it is not safe for me to shower without supervision. She perched on the tub to make sure I didn’t accidentally drown. She fell in once but I blocked the shower head and she did not panic. Was able to return her to her perch

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1 month

Dandy is sleeping in her Cat Condo. I don’t know why, but I feel a great sense of accomplishment over this.

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3 months

Vet appointment is later today. Not much to update on before that. Still super snuggly. Still lives in the bathroom. Pretty sure this picture was my first scolding for letting the food bowl be empty.

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3 months

It fell off. We readjusted.

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Matt Ramsey

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3 months

They’re very sleepy. Not sleepy enough to lay in the box, but very sleepy on my chest. I assume this is like couch sleepy vs bed sleepy for people.

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3 months

She is apparently around 6-7 weeks old. She has ear mites which we treated and she was also given dewormer. I was also given some basic cat raising info which was very helpful.

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2 months

Maybe the reason Dandy insists on stepping in her food is to save some for later?

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2 months

Dandy’s cat condo came in. This punching bag with the bell is her favorite part so far.

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7 days

I have finally found a box Dandy approves of. She apparently only likes the short ones.

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14 days

Typing this with my left hand because Dandy needs my right hand for a pillow.

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3 months

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3 months

Little bit of scrambled eggs. Also seems like a hit.

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2 months

He’s not fleeing!

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2 months

One last shot from another readjustment. They let me back in for this one. This is normally where Spike sleeps and Dandruff climbed over my face to get in the middle.

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3 months

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3 months

It fell off. We readjusted.

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2 months

The most dangerous predator on this planet.

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3 months

Soaked some dog kibble. Dandruff seems to like it.

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3 months

@claireplacial But my dog owns the bed already…

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8 days

This snuggle deserves its own post.

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1 month

When you’re definitely not tired and don’t need a nap. You just want to climb your scratching post while laying down.

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3 years

@andreaaskowitz It’s so beautiful watching a printer become a mother. I’m sure she’ll love her babies whether they grow up to be inkjets, fax machines or all in one printer combos.

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2 months

Family portrait update. It’s not her favorite thing, and she needs to grow into it quite a bit, but she allowed me to put her sweater on her. (This was the best picture because she wanted out.)

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21 days

Big day today. Lots of excitement between the vet and the new condo expansion. Dandy is plum tuckered.

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3 months

We picked up some toys and actual food and water bowls while we were out. Also got her some wet food and those gogurt looking treats that people keep talking about. But then I had to go into work. I’ll post pics of her setup tomorrow.

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1 month

SKOL Vikings! Another big win and the defense keeps coming up huge! Cat tax, with extra beans.

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3 months

@QcWynter I made up a box with a towel in it. They seem to prefer shoulder.

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10 days

How exactly is it that a cat can move with so much elegance and grace, flowing like water, not even making a ripple in the sheets they run across, yet also land like they weigh 45lbs directly on your stomach? Only to then float away on the gentle breeze again moments later.

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2 months

Not a great picture, but it’s happening! Group snuggle!

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2 months

Here’s the other side of Dandy saying hi to Spike through the door.

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1 month

Today’s snuggle. Spike snuck Dandy a couple kisses while she was snoozing.

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1 month

This is not a drill!! She’s laying on his butt! Family snuggle achieved!

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26 days

I know I said Kittenfrastructure week was over… but Dandy needed a place she could hide on the bed. So here’s her new tunnel bed.

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2 months

Whoever recommend these little spring toys was right. Dandy loves them. Only problem, they fit under the gap in the door, so I’ll need to teach Spike to nose them back under. Also her new cat cave seems to be a success!

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1 month

I was given a stern talking to this morning when I went to let Dandy out of her room. I let her food bowl get completely empty. I accept full responsibility for this and hope to earn her forgiveness. Her bowl has been refilled now. I hope this first step moves us closer to

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2 months

Watching cartoons together.

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3 months

Someone pointed out that I should condense this into one thread, so I'll post the separate updates starting here.

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3 months

I don’t know all the rules of cats, but I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to move them while they’re sleeping. What do I do?

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2 months

Dandruff and her stuffy, the two witnesses to the earthquake. They’re both still to traumatized to give a statement.

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1 month

Had a long shift today. Dandy is having a hard time deciding if she’s more starved for attention or food. Food is currently winning.

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23 days

September 30. October 1st

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19 days

A worn out Dandy chilling with Spike. Peaceful coexistence.

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21 days

At the vet for Dandy’s booster and checkup. She’s 4.38 lbs now and her appointment is made for spaying and microchipping.

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1 month

Dandy must have had some adventure while waiting to wake me up. She has decided now is nap time.

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22 days

Spike and Dandy are getting more comfortable being around each. Today they laid next to each other for a full 15 seconds before Spike got scared and had to hide under the covers. Side note, it takes me about 20 seconds to find, open the camera app, and take a picture… So here’s

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21 days

Expanded Dandy’s cat condo. She helped this time. And before anyone accuses me of continuing kittenfrastructure week… I had credit from a sale.

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3 months

Here is the hail from yesterday’s shopping trip. Dandruff is a big fan of the tube treat.

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3 months

And now back to my job as cat bed.

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2 months

Captured some video of the fierce hunter today.

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2 months

Got adopted by a kitten AND got the #1 pick in my fantasy football draft.

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3 months

Kitten food, treats and litter has been acquired.

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2 months

And here is a Spike update. We see him here in his natural habitat. His answer to how many blankets he needs is “Yes”.

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2 months

Dinner time. We switched over to Purina Pro Plan wet food recently. Dandy approves.

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2 months

I’m told today is Ginger Cat Appreciation Day. If you do not have your own ginger cat to appreciate, you may appreciate Dandruff. Here is some ASMR of her being appreciatd presented for your appreciation.

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2 months

Hunting as a pack.

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8 days

They are so close to snuggling. I just feel it.

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2 months

Spike Content: here is a video of Spike doing his favorite tricks

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3 months

So funny story. I had a stray dog find me in this parking lot like 8 years ago. Luckily we found her owner. But it’s weird it’s happened twice right?

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2 months

Dandy was playing with one of Spike’s toys today. Yes, that’s a blanket with Spike’s face on it. My sister is very good at Christmas gifts.

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2 months

Got some playtime videos this morning. Please ignore the kitty litter that is EVERYWHERE. She has developed this fun new game where she jumps in and out of her litter box. It is apparently a blast.

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2 months

Just did a little over two hours of free roaming with both Spike and Dandruff. The last hour of which was all 3 of us on the bed. Spike stayed calm and laid down that whole time. Dandruff was still bouncing around the whole time but she wasn’t attacking or bothering Spike. One

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14 days

I was never a Boy Scout, but I do think it’s important to always be prepared. Meet Lamby’s cousins Lamby, & Lamby. Just in case Lamby ever needs to go on vacation.

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2 months

We’re still working on the scratching post portion of the cat condo. The punching bag is still fun even without the bell apparently.

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15 days

Dandy is trying realy hard to snuggle with Spike today.

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2 months

So Dandruff can definitely jump into the bathtub. She is also not a fan of showers and has a bit of an issue with getting out of a wet bathtub. I believe that a lesson was learned today. We’ll see if it sticks.

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2 months

Sometimes growing up means eating without putting your entire body in the food bowl.

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2 months

Brought Dandruff’s fishin’ pole out to see how Spike does when she’s playing with it. It’s his favorite show now.

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1 month

Dandruff has invented a fun new game. She tries to grab the bottom of my foot whenever I take a step. She is very good at this game. No accidents so far. I have taken to shuffling across the room.

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25 days

I’ve done it! I have observed the master chef cooking her signature meal! AND I FILMED IT!!

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7 days

Tonight’s snuggle was much better received by Spike. Sorry Dandy is blurry, she went for a big stretch.

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10 days

Got my @JortsTheCat shirt! Spike, Dandy and the Lamby cousins all approve.

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29 days

Working a double tonight, so no cooking lessons with Dandy. But here’s a quick shot of her eating before I had to run back out.

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1 month

Dandy is not as interested in the football game as Spike and I are apparently.

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2 months

No big breakthroughs on integrating the household today. The kids played lots of chase. Dandruff found a new spot to ambush from. She hides under the bed skirt and then can pop out at any spot around the bed as her target (Spike or my toes) appears. Please enjoy this video of her

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3 months

Vet appointment made for tomorrow afternoon. Dandruff has found a cozy spot to sleep in the bathroom. Spike is snuggling extra hard today. I work overnights (obviously, since that’s when they showed up) so I’m going to try and get some sleep.

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19 days

Dandruff the Orange Ramsey, First of Her Name, Climber of Pants, Rider of Shoulders, Slayer of Punching Bags. Dandy has claimed victory over her first punching bag. I’ve hung one of her previously vanquished foes in its place.

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18 days

Dandy has recruited Lamby into her fight against the Wyrm. Lamby hasn’t seen much combat so Dandy is training her. I was able to capture some footage of the training.

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2 months

The Guardian did a write up about the Cat Distribution Center and included Dandruff and myself in it. Thank you @mmaggeler

Find a stray cat? That might be the cat distribution system at work

According to the popular concept, the universe presents people with cats when they are ready. But shelter experts say it’s more complicated than that

www.theguardian.com

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3 months

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3 months

Introductions. Spike seems interested. No barks or chomps. Lot of licks. Yes I’m sitting in the tub… seemed the safest place to isolate them since he won’t get in the tub unless forced.

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1 month

Here’s my POV of preparing Dandy’s dinner, along with her commentary. Also a different view of the mighty hunter feasting.

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12 days

So eating a tuna sandwich is kinda hard now. Didn’t realize I’d need to constantly keep the plate moving, even though I was sharing. I feel like I only had about 50% of the sandwich. Spike got the part dandy stepped on and Dandy got all the tuna that fell out.

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1 month

And with the addition of Dandy’s scratching(climbing apparently) post Kittenfrastructure Week officially comes to an end.

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3 months

@SheenaLouiseF Pretty sure Spike would disagree with that. I made it up a box to sleep on and gave it a bowl of water. If it sticks around until morning I guess I’ll have to find a home for it. It is not very good at staying in the box…

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3 months

Soaked some dog kibble. Dandruff seems to like it.

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18 days

Dandy is back to fighting her new nemesis we’ve dubbed the Wyrm. Spike is watching on as moral support. He’s prepared to help, but hopes he isn’t needed.

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20 days

Working a double tonight. So here’s some pictures of the kiddos saying goodbye for the first half. Spike has his cartoons on and Dandy was trying to shove her face up my nose.

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27 days

Dandy had started a new venture. Hairstyling and grooming. Hair, by Dandruff. Be on the lookout for franchising opportunities.

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