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noon panir sabzi

10 months

damen and laurent have a fight so awful that damen starts sleeping in another room so naturally laurent orchestrates a fake assassination attempt on himself

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@sangakesque

1 year

@becomingcry oh he could play a pair skater or ice dancer so well actually

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@sangakesque

2 years

@joblessthursday it’s so funny to me when tweets like this get hundreds of thousands of likes when most of these people wouldn’t even be able to name ten ‘bloodthirsty, sarcastic, and arrogant’ female characters

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@sangakesque

2 months

if you listen closely you can hear damianos of akielos clutching his chest in pain

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@sangakesque

6 months

gonna tell my kids he was laurent of vere

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@sangakesque

1 year

@SH0P_GlRL he has that iranian dad stare tbh like i kinda see it

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@sangakesque

3 months

if capri ever gets adapted into a movie or series (god forbid) i’ll be the most insufferable book purist the world has ever known

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@sangakesque

1 month

laurent of vere

layla

@laylology

1 month

unfortunately for my haters my recent suffering has only made me more beautiful, gentle, and understanding

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@sangakesque

5 months

damianos of akielos after his first tumble with laurent of vere:

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@762x54RAWR

5 months

topping is more vulnerable than bottoming u cannot change my mind

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@sangakesque

3 months

damen’s life is split between before laurent rode him and after laurent rode him

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@sangakesque

3 months

nicaise when laurent dies

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@ShouldHaveCat

4 months

this made me cry 😢

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@sangakesque

1 year

people are so unserious

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@MattWallace888

1 year

Rumors Are Circulating That Justin Trudeau (The Dictator of Canada) and Emmanuel Macron (The Dictator of France) Had an Affair Together 🚨

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@sangakesque

8 months

laurent’s hands 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Quel 🐑 (quelmdn @ blu3sky)

@quelmdn

8 months

tenderly #captiveprince

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3 months

laurent in akielos

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@sangakesque

9 months

laurent of vere

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@asubparusername

9 months

thinking about that Slavic crossdressing twink horse god again

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@sangakesque

2 years

he was cutting off rapists’ dicks and that’s the most useful thing anyone has ever done in that show

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@efox303

2 years

@jackiebukharts Daemon is a cop who mutilated his suspects and killed his wife. Funny how those who moralize over Aegon the most always forget this.

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@sangakesque

3 months

laurent of vere

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@sangakesque

9 months

this happened to my buddy laurent of vere

peri peri fries

@adhdhyys

9 months

imagine thinking you're hard to love for so many years and then there's someone who loves you like it's breathing.

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@sangakesque

5 months

laurent normally wears long chitons that cover most of his legs except when he and damen have had a fight. when that happens he always makes sure to wear the shortest ones that bare his thighs just to see damen try very hard not to kill every man that stares at his legs too long.

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@sangakesque

3 months

laurent getting married off to damen as a consolation prize for vere winning the war 🫨🫨🫨

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@sangakesque

6 months

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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@sangakesque

4 months

laurent with nicaise

smol silly cat

@Catsillyness

4 months

Baby with baby

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@sangakesque

5 months

laurent of vere:

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@justky1018

5 months

I’m going to have to marry him or put a pillow over his face tonight. Idk which yet

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@sangakesque

8 months

damen texting nik after he met laurent for the first time

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@modelgaray

8 months

HE’S BLONDE, BLUE-EYED, AND GORGEOUS 😭😭😭

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@sangakesque

10 months

i need to sit down

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@sangakesque

2 years

nathan’s reaction kills me every time

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@xiangyism

2 years

where is that one yuzuru video

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@sangakesque

4 months

every once in a while i think about how extra vigilant and paranoid damen and laurent would be over their son who’s the spitting image of laurent and die a little inside

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@sangakesque

1 year

and this isn’t even her biggest crime. she publicly humiliated marina, a black woman, because she couldn’t bear that colin wanted to marry marina and not her.

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@spelivqs

1 year

oh penelope and i need to fight...no wonder charlotte wants to catch lady whistledown so badly

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@sangakesque

7 months

damianos of akielos is such an icon for being both bisexual and likable at the same time like he’s literally doing the impossible out there

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@sangakesque

7 months

this is the rug laurent would have in his room at the arles palace

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@sangakesque

10 months

damen and laurent are cross with each other after an argument and some guy is trying to flirt with laurent at a court gathering thing so damen comes over immediately and does this

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@femininaura

10 months

Me & my man. 😌

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@sangakesque

8 months

damen when laurent is too scared to commit

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@sangakesque

3 months

must spend the entirety of pregnancy reading angsty capri fics ✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻

Allah Islam Quran

@AllahGreatQuran

4 months

Teach your children from the very beginning.

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@sangakesque

9 months

big fan of damen and laurent being insufferable cry babies whenever they’re more than a feet away from each other. very big fan of damen throwing laurent over his shoulder instead of walking beside him. absolutely huge fan of kangaroo damen keeping laurent in his pouch 24/7.

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@sangakesque

4 months

damen excitedly showing laurent around their new palace and talking about how he has a surprise for laurent and this is the surprise

Miss Marjorie Regrets 𓅊

@coffinsneeze

4 months

i wouldn’t announce i’d won the lottery, but there would be signs

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@sangakesque

4 months

@ laurent of vere

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@queasy_f_bby

4 months

im obsessed with people that lie about the most random stuff. like are you being manipulative or do you not have a grip on reality or are you just weird

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@sangakesque

6 months

i think laurent should have a musician ex who wrote an award-winning song for him and it’s like incredibly popular and everyone and their mother makes edits of their favorite ships to that song and it’s literally EVERYWHERE and oh damen can’t stand it

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@sangakesque

6 months

laurent when he’s crying because he and damen had a huge ass fight and he turns his back to damen so he won’t see him cry and tells damen to leave him alone and then a second later checks to see if damen has

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@sangakesque

3 months

everything is about damianos of akielos… except for damianos of akielos which is about laurent of vere

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@sangakesque

5 months

just found laurent of vere i’m going to be sick

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@sangakesque

3 months

and that’s why laurent’s got a hitman on speed dial

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@lamenrising

3 months

Crazy how Pacat said there's a possibility Kastor's child will grow up to resent Damen and Laurent for killing his father and devising a plan to overthrow them

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@sangakesque

5 months

lamen

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@LAlNLAlN

5 months

my boyfriend was licking my eyebrow and I moved away so that he would stop and he said “you’re not interested in being in love, that’s fine”

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@sangakesque

3 months

what if all the lamen kids took after damen in their looks and then laurent gives birth to a boy that looks like a miniature version of himself and a rumor spreads that the child is not damen’s?

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@sangakesque

4 months

what if laurent is on a call with damen as he’s driving and another car crashes into him? what if damen can hear the whole thing through the phone? what if he screams laurent’s name into the phone and the only thing he hears is silence?

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@sangakesque

6 months

imagine being an akielon high school student in history class and you learn the reason public consummation used to be the norm in your culture was because king damianos was so possessive over laurent of vere he had to make sure every soul in akileos saw him fuck his husband

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@sangakesque

8 months

“in another life, i would have really liked just galloping in the woods with you.” laurent probably

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@sangakesque

8 months

lamen as horses au

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@sangakesque

6 months

gold digger laurent baby trapping damen 😵‍💫

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@sangakesque

5 months

lesbian situationship of all time

Quel 🐑 (quelmdn @ blu3sky)

@quelmdn

5 months

jokaste & laurent 🐍🐍

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@sangakesque

10 months

this is what i mean

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@sangakesque

10 months

thinking about how laurent has thick ass horse riding thighs and glutes that appear even thicker compared to his itty bitty waist and his slender arms

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@sangakesque

7 months

it’s makedon

avni☀️ inciter of chaos and head of polls

@lamenrising

7 months

Who is Laurent's number one defender?

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@sangakesque

10 months

damen checks laurent’s temperature by kissing his forehead btw

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@sangakesque

6 months

forget to tweet what happens next. that song makes damen so fucking nauseous he doesn’t even have social media lest he hears it 'cause if he does he’ll kill himself. so naturally laurent releases an entire album about his love for damen and it wins like 50 grammys. the end.

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@sangakesque

6 months

i think laurent should have a musician ex who wrote an award-winning song for him and it’s like incredibly popular and everyone and their mother makes edits of their favorite ships to that song and it’s literally EVERYWHERE and oh damen can’t stand it

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@sangakesque

1 year

just came across this edit of belle (2013) and the comments did not disappoint

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@sangakesque

5 months

the two genders

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@sangakesque

10 months

nicaise staring up at damen

Why you should have a cat

@ShouldHaveCat

10 months

smol but angy

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@sangakesque

9 months

"I would build you an empire, if you wished it so." 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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@sangakesque

8 months

every time a british person lectures others on how to “properly” make tea, an angel loses its wings

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@netflix

8 months

Don't you EVER microwave your tea in front of Millie Bobby Brown!!! Damsel premieres March 8!

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@sangakesque

3 months

laurent of akielos 🫦

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@sangakesque

3 months

laurent sleeping with damen whilst he’s still married to jokaste because he has no idea and breaking it off with damen when he finds out but he’s already pregnant

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@sangakesque

10 months

laurent of vere

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@sangakesque

7 months

this is so embarrassing for them

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@valarirussak

7 months

do i smell racism

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@sangakesque

6 months

damen and laurent gifting their son a pony for his birthday and laurent racing with him and letting him win like auguste did with him :(

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@sangakesque

7 months

the first time lamen’s baby moves in laurent’s belly is when damen lowers his head to kiss laurent’s stomach as he does every morning upon waking up and feels what can only be described as a really strong butterfly trying to kick him in the mouth

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@sangakesque

9 months

sometimes i think about how laurent could’ve been the weirdest insane spoiled bitch cunt if auguste had lived and fall to my knees

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@sangakesque

9 months

i’m so glad capritwt is finally free from the shackles of lamen’s dark-haired and blue-eyed loser child

kars🃏oc takeover

@carcadiann

9 months

um no thoughts..just damen with his blonde, curly haired, brown-eyed child that he and his husband laurent brought into the world

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@sangakesque

7 months

holding this in my hands would cure me i think

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@sangakesque

9 months

damen and laurent have an awful argument one morning and, in anger, damen says how he misses how easy life was before he met laurent but immediately regrets it and tries to hug laurent and apologize but laurent won’t have it and then later that day laurent has a car accident

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@sangakesque

8 months

this is what you’re looking for

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@ErinChack

8 months

once again it is 4pm, too early for a beer, too late for a coffee, and so i find myself roaming the streets desperate to spend $8 on a mysterious third beverage

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@sangakesque

6 months

woke: damen calling laurent a good boy bespoke: laurent calling damen a good boy

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@sangakesque

5 months

what if jokaste was damen’s queen and they had been trying to conceive for years but couldn’t so they decided to use a concubine and laurent was that concubine? 🫨🫨🫨

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@sangakesque

3 months

this is how damen gauges if laurent likes someone or not. if he’s not yapping they’re a red flag.

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4 months

“you’re so quiet.” thanks, i’m not comfortable around you.

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@sangakesque

7 months

laurent will never be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen because a) damen would never let him walk around barefoot and b) he’d never allow laurent to get up when he’s pregnant

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@sangakesque

4 months

laurent the fertility god of the artesian empire 🫨🫨🫨

Winmance - prompts open

@winmance

4 months

Laurent : my line ends with me. Capri fandom : Actually ☝️🤓 you WILL be pregnant for the next 20 years or so and become known as the most fertile king ever

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@sangakesque

2 years

the scream i let out when i realized this is about a captive prince fic

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@sangakesque

11 months

finished dark heir

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@sangakesque

1 year

@jaceysjiara like it’s not their fault they’re the better actors

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@sangakesque

10 months

if i were an akielon citizen tied to one of the tracks and damianos of akielos chooses to save my life instead of saving his highness beautiful precious angel baby laurent of vere… that’s no longer my king

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@rendoesart8

10 months

okay trolley problem feat damen. laurent is tied to one of the tracks and a bunch of random people are tied to the other one. how many people would there have to be for damen to kill laurent instead of them

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@sangakesque

10 months

modern-day damen constantly has his hand in laurent’s back pocket whenever they’re in public

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@sangakesque

11 months

and did their wives tell you that?

ashley ray🍦stream ice cream money

@theashleyray

11 months

idk i’ve dated two poly dudes who had pregnant wives at home and the wives were cool and didn’t care/didn’t feel like dating/wanted their partner to keep dating

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@sangakesque

7 months

somewhere on earth, laurent of vere just woke up in a sweat

Pop Base

@PopBase

7 months

Uber teases something horse-themed coming tomorrow.

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@sangakesque

2 years

@fubroshi i personally consider 36 to be the minimum age of sexualization since by then they’ve been an adult for as long as they were a child

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@sangakesque

7 months

i think about her every day

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@sangakesque

6 months

college student laurent and professor damen??!!

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@sangakesque

9 months

maca has edited hiuh’s summary??? i hope i die

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@sangakesque

3 months

how many miscarriages should laurent have before he successfully gives birth? drop your number below

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@sangakesque

10 months

ngl i wish theomedes hadn’t died at the beginning of the series so he could’ve died from a heart attack when he heard about damen “gifting” delfeur to laurent instead

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@sangakesque

10 months

thinking about pregnant laurent having a difficult labor and the physician telling damen that he has to choose between laurent and their baby

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@sangakesque

7 months

hiuh nicaise

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@sangakesque

10 months

a whole thread on how to discipline your wife in a god-honoring way and then y’all have the audacity to get mad when you’re called misogynists

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@sangakesque

1 year

yes

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@babydianxia

1 year

who's more jealous and possessive

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@sangakesque

10 months

damianos of akielos core

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@sangakesque

9 months

damen’s inner monologue 24/7

skin destroyer

@gloomingly

9 months

i hate to break it to you but we can never be apart. i'm terribly sorry but you're not allowed to leave me ever

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@sangakesque

9 months

@lamenrising aphrodite cursing him for saying that laurent is more beautiful than her 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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@sangakesque

4 months

laurent would probably make straight pride a thing as a way to honor auguste

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1 month

“i love laurent of vere with all my heart” you can’t even handle tai laurentologist

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@sangakesque

9 months

do y’all think damen moans auguste’s name the first time he and laurent sleep together

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@sangakesque

9 months

damen and auguste meeting in college and falling in love and damen thinking of laurent as his little brother and laurent secretly pinning for his brother’s boyfriend and then auguste dies

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@sangakesque

2 years

i find purple-eyed dragonriders conquering fictional medieval-inspired europeans extremely cunty hope that helps

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@sangakesque

1 month

delete, a lot of people are asking you to delete, it’s triggering for so many people, there are people that faint and feel sick, please i’m begging you to delete it, delete post right now, it’s forbidden and iIIegal in many countries to post something like that, people are crying