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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@ConcacafEdgar @concacafjerry2 The World Cup always unites CONCACAF to try and prove to the world we aren't a joke, because we're not and we're tired of people thinking we are VIVA LA CONCACAF

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Hey @timream5 and @Antonee_Jedi I know this is a crazy longshot but I'm a huge USMNT fan and I'll be in London next week over your game against Tottenham, I haven't seen any tickets available, you know somewhere I can get just 1 ticket for myself?

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@Lordd_14 @lawrencekingyo The US has college and semipro players represent them at international events

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@samuelhoupt

3 years

I believe this is what you call: LIMBS! 120+3' SCREAMER from the CB to win 1-0, @PhilaUnion on to the next round of #MLSCupPlayoffs @MLS @MLSGoneWild @MLS_Buzz @MLSist @11Yanks @ManagerTactical @ReportYank @MLS_PR @SonsofBen @btsportfootball @FOXSoccer @SoccerBible #limbs #MLS

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2 years

@charliegillies0 @FootyScran @miseleccionmxEN You guys literally put gravy on everything wtf are you talking about, if you know how to eat tacos almost nothing will be falling off those tortillas

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@samuelhoupt

3 years

@StuFoo1986 @LUFC @MLS @dcunited @ChicagoFire The US Open Cup is our equivalent FA Cup, it's 108 years running so it's one of the oldest national cup competitions in football

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@samuelhoupt

8 months

And then he went back to Juve and is arguably the best midfielder in Serie A this season Womp womp

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3 years

@phramewerk @chocolatehippy @FootyScran @CTRI9123 @AlfretonTownFC Also not a thing

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@marshyleeds

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2 years

@Kieran_Nufc21 @easye19844 @FootyScran @ManCity Rio Grande Valley in southern Texas

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1 year

@ellis_platten

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1 year

@TrollFootball You mean this?

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2 years

@JohnstonLew10 @FootyScran @Chas_Battery Mate, these are actual tacos not some drive thru or powder pack thing, you must hate real food 😂

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@swadlad @FootyScran Actually the British call chips crisps, it was invented by an American And jelly is different from jam and it goes perfectly with peanut butter

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2 years

@FOXSoccer Team B is 10x better than anything else on this list

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@samuelhoupt

3 years

@phramewerk @chocolatehippy @FootyScran @CTRI9123 @AlfretonTownFC Not on cooked ground beef are you mental? It goes on wheat crackers and that's about it

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@FootyScran @fccincinnati

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@samuelhoupt

1 year

@MicheleG3 Add them to the GC roster so they can "serve" their suspension @USMNT

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@MLS_Buzz I don't think he changed his accent at all 😂

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@samuelhoupt

3 years

@phramewerk @chocolatehippy @FootyScran @CTRI9123 @AlfretonTownFC I would think it fair to assume a large majority of people even going outside cultural food norms would take cheese whiz on wheat crackers over some diarrhea-looking mushy peas with gravy, just the combo of peas and gravy is wrong in itself (gravy and fries are fine)

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@samuelhoupt

1 year

@herculezg San Diego as their first signing, send him on loan for a season to Liga MX or somewhere else in Europe

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@Asensii20 @FabrizioRomano He'd probably be worth over €40m if he wasn't American tbh

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@samuelhoupt

11 months

We in

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@KnowerOfBans

11 months

Hoping this fails like the true hater I am

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@ConorMcGilligxn I wonder if Conor will ever blame the players for their individual mistakes instead of ratting on a coach he's wanted out since the minute he was signed on

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@USMNTOtaku Gotta be NYC, that's where all of our huge parades are, where the WWII victory parade was, everything

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@samuelhoupt

1 year

@NimbyPatrol At this point America would be better if they were gone, we should just let them go and watch them turn into the worst third-world country on this side of the globe which is quite an accomplishment, they're the lowest educated, highest poverty, least healthy people in the nation

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2 years

@TheThroughBall @usmntonly @footballdaily From what I heard Lage refused to shake his hand like a little bitch, men shake hands even after defeat

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@PhilHay_ JESSE MARSCH BRINGING MARCH MADNESS TO THE UK 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

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@samuelhoupt

3 years

@Redthing25 @FootyScran @TorontoFC As long as there's no mushy peas - scran

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@cnni Hey @RMcElhenney we have the US Open Cup that's one of the longest running domestic cup competitions in the entire sport going into it's 109th edition with over 100 teams, last season a 3rd division club made the quarterfinals and a second division club made the actual final

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2 years

@FootyScran @fccincinnati Today's news: English people don't know there's different types/colors of corn that inevitably change the color of the chips that are made of said corn

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@samuelhoupt

1 year

@CFCFAN13667338 @CFCNiko The PL is nowhere close to the physicality of CONCACAF

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@ManagerTactical @jimmyjohns Adams over Rice every day of the week

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@USMNTOtaku This book is going to be insane

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@samuelhoupt

3 years

@StuFoo1986 @LUFC @MLS @dcunited @ChicagoFire Ok making sure, most aren't

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@FootyScran @NERevolution Everyone saying they're too expensive have never ordered wings, pretty on par with a 15 wing set at most wing restaurants

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@bloc_chel @TrollFootball Bro this is the Canadian Premier League, out here blaming MLS for something they're not affiliated to at all, what a CLOWN 🤡

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@samuelhoupt

1 year

@AnthonySJ @CBSSportsGolazo You do realize all of this is FIFA just setting the rules for the next World Cup it has nothing to do with us Americans other than we're hosting... Get your Xenophobia out of here

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@samuelhoupt

11 months

Visiting @classicshirts from the US and what do I see @ellis_platten

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@the_bonnfire Leeds also have 6 Spaniards

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@samuelhoupt

1 year

@PhilHay_ Used out of position and became a scapegoat for an absolutely atrocious group of players, everyone in the club better send him a nice thank you for taking the focus off how bad everyone else has been

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@samuelhoupt

3 years

@BMW2_717 @USMNT_Goose @Cgdezmond If it's an attitude towards Gregg and his coaching, it's quite warranted tbh

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@samuelhoupt

3 years

@TheKingOfSpin22 @LUFC @MLS @dcunited @ChicagoFire The regular season winner

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@samuelhoupt

1 year

@LUFCMOTcom Everyone is saying Good News! because Leeds never knew how to use him. Now he's gonna go to Brighton, ball out, and make all of us and the club look stupid, and probably be sold in about 2 years for £40m+

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@fesshole LOL isn't this what guys have done for however long with stay at home moms 😂

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@samuelhoupt

3 years

@HKuriah @ChelseaFCinUSA @USMNT

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@USMNT_4_2026 @MLS_Buzz @NFL Not during the season though, that's all summer friendlies

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@samuelhoupt

9 months

@AltHistCody Walt had no self confidence until he essentially highjacked his own personality when backed against the wall of time with cancer, becoming the complete opposite of himself, only finding his worth in himself at the discount of others

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2 years

@ManagerTactical Argentina, for the GOAT

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@samuelhoupt

11 months

LET'S GOOO SO EXCITED! FIRST TIME AT ELLAND ROAD! 🟡⚪🔵 SEE YOU ALL THERE IN 18 DAYS! @RWBielsa @luamericas @TheSquareBall @bethgabriel_ @LUFC #MOT #ALAW

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@samuelhoupt

1 year

@HITCSevens @sixceIIs I don't think people really understand that the US government doesn't control MLS or USSF even though it seems plainly obvious by how little attention this sport gets in this country

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@___rxz___ @maqwelll Never seen or heard of that in my life, looks like a British invention

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@jumpy_3 @TrollFootball What part of Canadian Premier League makes you think this is American?

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@samuelhoupt

3 years

@EmiratesFACup @CPFC 275 miles is less than some people drive to see their grandparents for a day 😂

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@Kieran_Nufc21 @easye19844 @FootyScran @ManCity Over here we at least know a couple things, and that would be how to do nachos and how to do hot dogs at ball games

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@samuelhoupt

3 years

@Redthing25 @FootyScran @TorontoFC I'd really hate to know what other depressing things help you orgasm

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@TheYankWatch I've missed him since the day he left, it was always the wrong decision

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@CareyCKenArthu1 @TrollFootball The original says "man in the mirror" after scoring on Mexico because Memo Ochoa said Mexico was the mirror that US tries to emulate

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@PhilHay_ Regardless, 6 points from 9 in a 3 game stretch of Liverpool and Tottenham away, Bournemouth at home I'll take any day, and we're out of the relegation zone Time for our guys to rest up/enjoy Qatar and the front office to look at CBs and strikers

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@JohnstonLew10 @FootyScran @AFCMobile Second time I've found you in the comments today Lewis Different people eat different things at sporting events around the world who would've guessed?! Lol over here pies aren't football food and mushy peas aren't even real food

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@DexUrDaddy @brfootball @SacRepublicFC @opencup It's from last night bruh

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@theadelites @LUFC The right is definitely Rodrigo

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@sinisterra_SZN He's a New Yorker, that's tame honestly 😂

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@samuelhoupt

3 years

@DanLUFC_ @LUFC We (seasoned American fans) are always aware, going into any football setting with foreigners feels like walking on eggshells

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@MattAyre2 @FootyScran @NYCFC You'd have a deadly panic attack in the US then lol

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@Romevoice @SkySportsPL How do you think we all feel hearing majority English commentators all the time 😂 that's one of the most daunting parts about getting into the sport over here is the terminology and the accents

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

First interview at Leeds on left vs post match today on right, no denying Jesse gave every ounce of effort to Leeds through all the criticism and now he's getting the praise he's deserved, I hope he gets a much earned rest #MOT #ALAW #LeedsUnited @Leeds_Untied @TheSquareBall

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@samuelhoupt

1 year

@JayAH985 I can give you 3 where he was so bad that it was influential

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@charliegillies0 @FootyScran @Official_BRFC You're going to have all of North America putting a ransom on your head if you think that

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@samuelhoupt

9 months

If anyone on Transit Twitter wants to start their own private service, I found a deal on FB marketplace 😂 @Nerd4Cities @alanthefisher

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@ellis_platten Thank you 🇺🇲 there's plenty more like him coming through our academies every year, the rise of the US is soon upon world football and no one will see it coming but us 😤🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@GaryLineker @LUFC IT'S MARSCH MADNESS

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@samuelhoupt

3 years

@Rob_WCFC @FootyScran That 3rd one is a chode

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@kylascan @ginavinnitsky Gina explaining her tweet

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@samuelhoupt

3 years

@TheDB30 @MissRobot @FootyScran @CTRI9123 @AlfretonTownFC Mash doesn't mean mashed potatoes in this context bucko, it means shit

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@wendoverpro Do I spot a Wendover and Not Just Bikes or CityNerd colab on the horizon?

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@Owen9732 @LUFC @tyler_adams14 Literally 2 American players when we have 5 Spanish, Leeds is Spanish

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@samuelhoupt

3 years

@FootyScran @CBHounslowUTD That needs about a 2-3" slab of assorted deli meats on it to make it look edible, really wtf who does this?

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@usmntonly

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@deej_fc @SeanCD30 @FootyScran @CharlotteFC You guys eat mushy peas, you can't say anything looks awful 😂

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@maqwelll You didn't see my meme

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@BrianRoth95 @SportScran @IronPigs Minor league baseball is like our non-league, you can't beat it

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@ampol_moment

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@tdwoodhead @Ll8Rex Says someone who will probably never lead more than his blow up doll into bed

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@samuelhoupt

10 months

@wechanism 2 hours from NY takes you to Philly, Springfield Mass, the Jersey Shore, Adirondacks, Providence, and almost to Boston, Baltimore, and DC Paris is overrated anyways

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@tombogert Really disappointed some of it is not in Mexico, why does US Soccer and MLS always take the easy way out? Give your teams experience, send them to the Azteca or Akron and see how they do

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@samuelhoupt

1 year

@tunguz @ctrlalthouy @cmdrkapp Indy is paradise compared to Gary

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@LUFC He's gotta be the heartthrob of Leeds especially now, the men love him for the football, the women love him for the looks

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2 years

@george68702334 @LUFC Nice one, xenophobe

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@AmericanFif I saw Jedi's story of all the guys hanging around the TV having a FIFA tournament the other day and I thought "damn, all these guys besides Jedi are 19 to 21 years old, they're literally college kids and this is their dorm hangout" 😂 we're so set for the future

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@mcfcjimmy_ @JohnstonLew10 @FootyScran @Chas_Battery Never had real Mexican food then Jimmy, such a disgrace

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@PhilHay_ Honestly wasn't mad about conceding the JWP free kick, no one's saving that, man's just got talent, he makes it look easy

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

An American coach made in MLS leads my beautiful Leeds to safety, with an MLS product in Jack Harrison being a key contributor the whole season and scoring the winning goal... What timeline am I in, have we made it? 🇺🇲 @MLS @MLSGoneWild @ManagerTactical @11Yanks

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@samuelhoupt

1 year

@ellis_platten The funniest part is not only him being an Ellis lookalike, she's a Jodie lookalike as well, you could hire them to be doppelgangers

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@samuelhoupt

1 year

@kickingitwdrew Bruh literally no one likes her besides USSF schills

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@talkingmonkeys0 @marshyleeds Just get the fuck over it Neil, different people from different places use different words to say the same thing, who woulda thunk it! 🤔💭 Stop being a xenophobic piece of shit

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@samuelhoupt

3 years

@EldinHasic @RobUsry Jermaine is way underrated imo, he was a beast

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@Boynton88 @ConorMcGilligxn @LUFC Conor has some unbridled hate for Jesse and has since day 1, I don't understand it, Jesse even owned up to his mistake in the post game presser, coaches make mistakes, most don't own up to it like he did 2 weeks ago we all would've been ecstatic with 4 points, I'm happy

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@samuelhoupt

1 year

@samgray1972 @MLTONY9 @DeadlineDayLive 22 of the 29 are purpose built for ⚽ and 2 more were built purpose built for both ⚽ and 🏈

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@samuelhoupt

2 years

@FootyScran @MNUFC All I'm getting from this is that Brits don't know what food coloring is or that it doesn't effect the flavor 😂

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