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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
4 months
Amazing VAR drama. Ref turns on his mic and announces there's no offside on a STL Goal. STL crowd erupts. Ref smirks and waves his hand at them to settle down. "HOWEVER. There was a foul in the buildup. NO GOAL." LOOOOOOOL
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4 months
This is my new personal hero
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4 months
If I outlive my biggest hater even by one minute I won
@FavianRenkel
Favian Renkel
4 months
USA fans celebrating Mexico's elimination are just delaying the inevitable outcome for tomorrow. Two CONCACAF giants being grouped is not something either country should be celebrating. There's still a lot of work needed for CONCACAF to catch up to the rest of the world.
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@RobUsry
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4 months
Checking in to see why the Euros aren’t on TV this morning
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3 months
Conmebol VAR be like
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2 months
There’s no law that says Emma Hayes can’t coach both national teams
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@RobUsry
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4 years
Christian Pulisic's heat map vs. Liverpool (only 30 minutes)
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2 months
USA at the Olympics
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3 months
The first 10 calls should be to Klopp. Once he blocks your number, you do whatever it takes to get Wilfried Nancy.
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
4 months
Sergino Dest realizing he doesn’t have the dumbest red card award anymore
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
3 years
I wonder who the USMNT and Ghana will get in their World Cup group
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
4 years
If you don’t know exactly who this is you didn’t experience peak internet
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
1 year
CBS really put Canada vs. Panama on CBS Sports Network but limited USA vs. Mexico to just Paramount+. Absolutely comical.
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
4 months
Me when I'm about to send a troll tweet to piss off USMNT fans
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
4 months
Should Gregg Berhalter be fired if the usmnt get grouped at Copa America? Yes, 100%. Do I think the federation that hired a search firm to rehire the same manager they already had will actually make that decision if the time comes? Absolutely not.
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@RobUsry
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3 months
Berhalter should've never been brought back. That whole window of decision making process set U.S. Soccer back years. Just incredibly bad and self-serving from them.
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
4 months
FS1 audio out of sync for a major international tournament. Love FOX owning the rights to all these games. It fills my heart with warmth.
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
2 years
Soccer fans seeing baseball fans freaking out over international duty
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
2 years
The World Cup should be starting this week if FIFA wasn’t corrupt
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@RobUsry
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2 years
Everyone looking at Walker Zimmerman when he gets to the dressing room
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
1 year
Braves celebrating a division title on the Phillies field a day after they complained about the Braves celebrating too much is the sweetest irony
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
3 years
USA/Mexico is so huge one game can define a career. Like the time Michael Bradley scored the best goal in usmnt history at Azteca and went on to be universally loved by all the team’s fans.
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
1 year
The McKennie and Dest stuff overshadowed my favorite moment from the Mexico match. Gio getting killed by a Mexico player, busting his nose open, then coming right back on and saucing two players and getting fouled then pumping up the crowd. Epic.
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
7 months
This has been one of the more tame USMNT/Mexico games in a while. No chokeholds or time wasting. It’s like Mexico have resigned themselves to being second best. What a time to be alive.
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
7 months
When Tyler Adams starts his first match in 45 months in a final against Mexico
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
3 months
Imagine @usmnt puts out something like this next week.
@ManUtd
Manchester United
3 months
✍️ Here to stay. #MUFC
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@RobUsry
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4 months
USMNT wins by two goals - Lethargic, uninspired, washed Uruguay win by two goals - Scintillating, exquisite, God’s gift to the sport
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
11 months
Soccer fans watching NBA fans trying to figure out point differential in a knockout tournament
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Rob Usry
3 years
#USMNT camp is off to a great start
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Rob Usry
2 years
MLS is dope because randomly you’ll see Gareth Bale warming up next to some second round draft pick from Dartmouth
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Rob Usry
3 months
Hearing from a source that the U.S. Soccer board has unanimously voted to ignore your tweets
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2 years
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Rob Usry
1 year
Lololololololololol FOX acquiring rights to the Saudi league is perfectly on brand
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
2 years
My conspiracy theory is that US Soccer begged the usmnt to throw these two games to get everyone to stop talking about how bad the kits are
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
4 months
If y’all are enjoying this Mexican national team downfall y’all some sick individuals
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
3 years
This is my one Braves offseason tweet. I think it would be really neato if they re-signed Jorge Soler because i enjoy it when he make ball go far with bat
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
2 years
USMNT fans: Please announce Berhalter news to clarify USMNT head coaching position US Soccer: Releases most bonkers statement imaginable that only confuses the situation tenfold
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
3 years
I don't care how much you say you love MLS. You aren't truly MLS until you propose to your girlfriend after a 2-2 draw with the San Jose Earthquakes.
@MLS
Major League Soccer
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She said yes! 💍 Congrats, Hassani Dotson.
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
7 months
Berhalter Out folks watching the usmnt/mexico match tomorrow
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Rob Usry
3 years
I didn’t even think about NYCFC winning means they win MLS Cup before the Red Bulls and now it’s the funniest thing this league has ever seen
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Rob Usry
4 months
The USMNT needs someone with fresh ideas and who isn’t a part of the ol’ boys club. Someone with success at the top levels of Europe. Hear me out.
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
3 years
So uh did Miles Robinson just get Tata Martino fired?
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Rob Usry
1 year
Gregg Berhalter needing an expert to tell him to pick up the phone and call Gio is like a Top 20 soccer federation hiring a search firm to tell them to hire the guy who is already manager.
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Rob Usry
1 year
MLS checking Miami’s roster moves for rules violations
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
5 years
This Lazio tifo pointing at the racists is dope
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Rob Usry
2 years
I like Paul Arriola. I really do. But going from a confident Weah to him is like going from a ribeye steak to a mcdonalds double cheeseburger
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
3 years
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Rob Usry
4 months
The sport of soccer and humanity itself has been on a steep decline ever since we stopped letting Shakira sing the official song for every major international tournament
@iconiksongs
songs that changed history
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waka waka by shakira.
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Rob Usry
3 years
Congrats to Anchorage Alaska on being named the host for the USMNT’s home WCQ vs. Mexico in 2029.
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Rob Usry
3 years
Julian Green is the last usmnt player to score in a World Cup. That's how long it's been.
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
3 years
I feel so bad for Weston McKennie. Dude is balling his ass off but it’s being wasted.
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Rob Usry
3 years
This was absolutely ridiculous. I don’t recall ever seeing something like this from an American player. Shame it came to nothing but hot damn the kid can ball.
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Rob Usry
3 months
Jesse Marsch masterclass. U.S. Soccer keeps getting embarrassed and they aren’t even playing.
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
2 years
Josef Martinez is Atlanta United. Like it or not. Him leaving the club is the official end to the era we all fell in love with. The onus is now on the club to give us a reason to stay in love.
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Rob Usry
4 years
We might need to have a larger discussion about this. 😬😬😬😬😬
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Rob Usry
3 years
Gregg Berhalter logging onto his burner account tonight like
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Rob Usry
2 years
Claudio Reyna makes me feel better and about my dad abandoning me
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Rob Usry
3 months
Gregg took over a team that was in the dumps and changed the culture for the better. Introduced tons of young players and created one of the strongest cores we’ve ever seen. He had many faults and poor decisions but he deserves credit for that. It was beyond time for change.
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Rob Usry
3 months
It is kind of hilarious that people dismiss Marsch because he failed in *checks notes* the most difficult and rigid league in the world
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Rob Usry
2 years
Can we unqualify
@USMNT_UK
USMNT UK
2 years
🚨 seeing some final drafts of the #USMNT 2022 home and away World Cup jerseys…
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
9 months
Josef drew over 70k
@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
9 months
The Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta was filled with over 60,000 people worshipping Jesus Christ
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
3 years
Me: Time to sit down a relax with a night of MLB The Show The Show’s online servers:
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Rob Usry
6 years
#ATLUTD are the first team in soccer history to come from 4-1 down to win 4-3.
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Rob Usry
4 months
Officially filing a petition to FIFA to have this guy ref every game I watch on TV. Thanks for your support.
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Rob Usry
4 years
My man is left back, right back and communications director. The absolute versatility of this lad.
@SoccerInsider
Steven Goff
4 years
Sergino Dest says #USMNT will play friendlies at Wales and vs. Australia in London next month
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3 years
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2 years
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2 years
Can’t believe we find out where the usmnt will win their second World Cup today
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Rob Usry
3 years
If Atlanta teams winning a title has taught me anything it’s that Freddie Freeman is going to Newcastle United
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Rob Usry
4 years
Me waking up on May 16 to watch Schalke vs. Dortmund
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Rob Usry
3 years
Thoughts and prayers to anyone invested in usmnt Twitter over the next 10 days#
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Rob Usry
3 months
U.S. Soccer is not a serious organization. Hiding behind “reviews” and “processes” again like cowards.
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Rob Usry
3 years
Messi saw a USMNT bench player score a winning goal against his club and was like "Nah, I'm out."
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Rob Usry
2 years
My mind exploded reading this tweet
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Rob Usry
3 years
Lol wut
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Rob Usry
7 months
Sergino’s video editor is gonna earn their paycheck this week
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Rob Usry
3 years
My mans came to MLS for a vacation and a cigarette and instead is getting put flat on his ass by someone who went to Duke. What a world we live in.
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Rob Usry
1 month
A quick Carlos Bocanegra story before we analyze the big news. During one of the first few offseasons I put out a message on Twitter about how I suffer through heightened depression levels during the holidays. Carlos reached out to me and asked for my phone number.
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Rob Usry
4 years
#ATLUTD rumored to be hiring one of the most high profile available managers in the world and being universally hated by all of MLS in the span of 90 minutes. Starting to feel like old times...
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Rob Usry
4 years
Someone please tell Trump that “Ajax til I die” is just a soccer fan chant and not a Coronavirus treatment.
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@RobUsry
Rob Usry
1 year
“You’re allowed to have three U-22 players only if you have a Young Designated Player. See, if all three of your DPs are full DPs then you can only have one U-22 player. So since Miami only has two DPs used they can sign three U-22 players.”
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Rob Usry
6 months
MLS making a deal to end all blackouts for their fans doesn’t get enough credit. It is the way of the future.
@grantmcauley
Grant McAuley
6 months
Well, this is going to be rather inconvenient.
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Rob Usry
3 years
Who’s gonna be the one to tell Arsenal their goalkeeper lost a toe to frostbite
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Rob Usry
8 months
So is every team that ever existed
@DeadlineDayLive
Transfer News Live
8 months
🚨 Barcelona are looking for a profile like Yaya Touré for the defensive midfielder position. (Source: @sport )
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Rob Usry
2 years
Sergino scoring a 25 yard banger on his birth country at the World Cup
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@JeffreyCarlisle
Jeff Carlisle
2 years
Berhalter on Dest: "I can't imagine what he's thinking about facing Holland on Saturday." #usmnt
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Rob Usry
3 months
I can’t get over how awesome Caleb Wiley’s story is. A ball boy at MLS Cup 2018, through the Academy, to homegrown player, to the Olympics, to Europe. It may be the norm elsewhere but it’s an American soccer youth development dream few have realized. So proud of him.
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Rob Usry
3 years
Josef Martinez on what's most important to him in the next #ATLUTD manager: "To bring the joy back to the players and fans of Atlanta United."
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1 year
Gregg Berhalter called me last night and told me he hates your favorite player and won't ever call him up again.
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Rob Usry
2 years
@elMartinGomez @Argentina Any update on this?
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Rob Usry
3 years
Miles, George and Brad returning to Atlanta from the Gold Cup.
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5 years
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Rob Usry
1 year
Caleb Wiley’s USMNT 🇺🇸 Debut: Minutes: 2 Touches: 0 Passing: Flawless Interceptions: 0 Dribbles completed: 0 Goals Inspired: 1 Generational talent. Next Marcelo? 🤔🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🔥
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Rob Usry
3 years
I, for one, thoroughly enjoy the CBS soccer tv crew. I grew up with all of them so it's awesome to see them having fun with it.
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Rob Usry
3 months
WE WANT A WORLD CLASS MANAGER WITH VAST INTERNATIONAL EXPERIENCE AND SUCCESS WAIT.. NOT THAT ONE
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1 year
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1 year
Berhalter making his lineup before Wales
@fcukeveryname
Fuck Every Name
5 years
fuck gio
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Rob Usry
3 years
Ronaldo and Messi knocked out of UCL RO16. Reigning European champion Christian Pulisic advances. No one wants to have the real GOAT debate.
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Rob Usry
4 months
Hearing Weston McKennie is at Skyline Chili instead of USMNT pregame breakfast
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Rob Usry
3 years
Christian Pulisic’s career in two tweets
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