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God | Family | Music | Friends | Learning | Food | Football | 5'11 Live life and enjoy it while you can #MUFC 🔴

Abuja, Nigeria
Joined September 2014
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@sammy_uzo
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GOD IS THE PLUG 🔌
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Cracks me up so bad 😅😅
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There's a SS of a chat that I need y'all to see. People are crazy fam 😅
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Rich man pikin go think say na greek mythology
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Rangers and Sparta will not make heaven
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@NaijaNation Bukayo saka after they've billed him at the Lagos airport (son of the soil)
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@sammy_uzo
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5 years
Mctominay appreciation tweet, thank you for coming back just in time. Periera has been a torn in the flesh. Now this partnership with Pogba would be fantastic. 🙌🏾🙌🏾
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@sarahdontcare @DpEsho When it'd be more men than women actually billing men then you'd know. Catfish ways 😂
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@sammy_uzo
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2 years
Perfect time to tweet this vid 😂😂
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Wait your DOB is 2000 and?? and you can walk already??? wowwwww.
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3 years
@JuhMeekUh @boztik_ZA @somecallmesnook That laughter before all hell's loose
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1 year
Will I regret this? possibly Will it traumatize me? maybe So will I be watching? unapologetically
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The new trailer for ‘The Boys’ spin-off ‘GEN V’ has been released. Releasing on September 29 on Prime Video.
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@Alqaseem193 @Rahma_sadau I'm sure you understood this part and would read into it "But the best garment is the garment of righteousness" which is in the inward part and not outward
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Come get your Martial, sweet sweet Martial, ice cold Martial. Has a balon d'Or clause, still in his prime. Scored a solo goal against Liverpool. Come get your black gloves-scandalous-finesse king Martial 😔😔
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𝗧𝗲𝗻 𝗛𝗮𝗴’𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝘀 ✍🏼🇳🇱
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AM9.🏃‍♂️🇫🇷
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2 years
@dan_onaolapo Man said...
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@NenyeNwarueze @JoAccord "Lizzy" makes it sound funnier cause she'd be like "your namesake"
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Did it pass? You bet!😅😅
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New bnxn 🤌🏾
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@Oliveresuana At some point I thought this was the middle of the season 😔
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@sammy_uzo
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4 years
@timothyedaki @kingsleynovich Naah you can't say it's predictable, I really don't agree, what?!
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4 years
@Oli_Ekun Burna bullied wiz in his own song 🤣🤣 Now I understand when people say if you feature burna boy, it's automatically your song no more
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@Ykanixx @Pikinstilldey Oga abeg rest. Just spill trash with confidence
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@sammy_uzo
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5 years
@therealdaddymo1 You're old we get, can you let the people growing up be. Being young has it merits and being old has it's merits too las las Job 32:9 [9]It is not growing old that makes people wise     or helps them to know what is right.
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@Unkle_K Had a surgery on my appendix to get it removed, days later my guy was saying "so like this you be second hand" 😂😂
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@sammy_uzo
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@AfolabiAdedoyin For Jimoh ✊🏽 For Tony Zitta ✊🏽 For Tina Ezekwe ✊🏽 For Kolade Johnson ✊🏽 For Chibuike Anams ✊🏽 For Ifeoma Abugu ✊🏽 For Tiyamiu Kazeem ✊🏽 For Solomon Eze ✊🏽 For the 8 killed in Ogbomoso ✊🏿 #EndSWAT #EndPoliceBrutality
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@ToyosiGodwin @Yeesha_bae May I, may I Dieko may I be part of your team
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@_Etibaby @Hotcupidkay She thinks it won't touch her. Nonsense
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3 years
@justodi__ @Slauts1 What?? Lol This is you shifting the whole field, what was said and what are you saying??
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4 years
@TywoBolu @Chekwube_ This I respect, but whatever punishment is meant for you, you deserve.
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@PrincesOluebube "Guy I don buy that PS5" Me: "absolutely bonkers" My friends:
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@UtdRonnie Some United fans are delusional fr, there are people actually saying shit about his performance in his first game in a new country?? An 18 y/o?? Heck this performance wasn't even bad.
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@sammy_uzo
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@Pinkbee_ @Allyxploit25 Just like that? Even up till today the devil is still using women. Smh
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@biwaterwitch What kind of bag please 😭😂😂
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@sammy_uzo
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4 years
Lasisi has given us another character, Razor blade 🙌🏾🙌🏾 Talking about range? 💯 😂😂😂
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@D4RKH0LD777 Alot of y'all should not be alive to be honest. Life expectancy rate has definitely dropped by far in this century.
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@MsTeresaMendozs @Odogwu_Nomso @kigaBae2 That's the depth of your thinking.
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@NjayamJnr @FirstGentleman @kp_official_1 "Cockroach on a phone" would definitely work. Its Google 😂
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@Abhijeet_B7 @utdrobbo @utdreport Just of recent, pipe down bro
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Done! GLORY TO JESUS
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@sammy_uzo
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@FaruqBashar Meme alert
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@biwaterwitch C'mon 😭😭😂
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@joeboyofficial new album is a great piece of work tbh
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@adamugarba How do you want to regulate crypto 😭😭😭and why are you relating it with Ponzi schemes 😑😑 Chineke nna
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@vrebel__ Too useless 😭
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You wear white, Peter Obi wear black, we show APC black and white!!
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Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour
2 years
I am on the ground in Akere Market, Ifelodun to assess the damage done by a fire allegedly set by an arsonist & political thugs. This is most unfortunate. Our politics should be about ideas, not violence. Ajegunle people, do not be intimidated. We will rebuild together.
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@sammy_uzo
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@Itz_SK The part where he put his hands together like it was a masterplan 😭😭
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@michaelk0303 @boneyjoe69 @meeylanoooo @TheDevilsUnited @ManUtd @LFC @WestHam And we'd still be joint 2nd and that's what he's trying to say initially. Smh
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@sammy_uzo
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2 years
@PHManchi If you know how much 40 leaves notebook is you won't be doing this.
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4 years
The first one always cracks me up 😂😂
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Quote this tweet with a screenshot of the funniest/top tweet of this year.
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@pascalhz_ @arthurspecial_ Omo I dey even fear as I dey read this thing. When last I hear the word "manchis" Wahala for police wey shoot oo 😂😂
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She said x ≠ x but is ≈ x
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The problem isnt splitting bills on dates cos I’m not a hungry babe, eating out is my forte with or without man. - the problem is my brain struggles to continue to see you as a romantic interest after we split bills.
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@viincentvegaa It's saddens me that as much as I try to know in dept this man's story, I still get lost. All roads leads to ''he was a tyrant''
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Oh look, it's my birthday. Sike! Lol I had anxieties thinking about it but now I'm happy and I'm grateful 😂🥳🥳 Cheers to 24 🍻
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@WTFxRemi Word word😂
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@uweezy07 When you change your dp to who you really are then tweet it again let the thunder strike you rightfully kmt
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1 year
"sexy, sexy asf" 😌 I had to recreate or I die 😭
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@LisandrMartinez
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Always traveling with class @adidasfootball 🤝 @ManUtd
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@layiwasabi Me every morning since the year began 😭
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@PoojaMedia Now that you said family issues 😂 makes it even more crazier
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@Victoromofoye11 @utdreport For real because how could this random thought come to you in a random question lol
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1 year
Y'all can actually follow me tho, yeah that's not my intellectual property but I'm funny yunno, sometimes 😮‍💨
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@AstuteHomie @EdmundOris Yo this is exactly the same shitty talk, like it's his fault that his father is rich.
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@kingceegaro @MalachyOdo1 @Mr_TalkBout_It "What do I know..." Exactly boy, you know nothing.
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@Ifelorla @Harri_Obi Exactly, like how did people forget Matthew. Already had a spot wallet 😂
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@tye_mack @JuhMeekUh @boztik_ZA @somecallmesnook Well he still respects her apparently, Will is gonna be Will
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@RespiratoryDafe @Mima_Gift Shame has evaded you
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@sammy_uzo
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So my sister did a thing over the weekend 🔥🔥 latest Mrs 🎉
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@SuaveMaxwell Definitely has a type
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@Tired_Nigga I've seen useless tweets but this, this is a miners discovery
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@saint4pf @ynnx___ @AdamaJohnson4 After all she said, you still came up with this question
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@WriterNostalgic @TreStewart_ @tiffftheunicorn Including the covid period, makes you wonder...
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@SSmileyhart 😭😂😂 no wayy A monumental scene lol
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This guy dey add commercials for him thread 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 See better TV station 😁
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Violence Break🔥🥂 I’ve got a Telegram Movie plug where I download all my movies and entertain myself after all the violence on the TL. Click here to join & download movies like these 👇. Click here to join their WhatsApp tv
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@Poeticmedic1 No be me abeg oo 😂🤣
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@BabyKeith8i Wait like AWB, like the shy AWB LMFAO 😂 It really be the quiet ones doing the most, this is cold asf
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@Sarrista__ @utdreport @utdcover Oh please sit this one out
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@ulxma "can't wrap my head around it" honestly you should just wrap your head with cello tape at this point.
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@sammy_uzo
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@Benn_X1 @rxOres I feel like giving you the firmest handshake
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I can finally say my sister has left this country 🥹🥹
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@adekunleGOLD The kind of thing you take off twitter tbh, shift both maxilla and mandible and remove like 3 teeth.
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@unofficialbibi To every gbas there is an equal and reactive gbos. Nothing to see here boys just a murder
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2 years
@UtdPlug This is something yall keep saying about this guy, he has always been good. Everytime he plays, he always puts in a shift. He sadly will never be rated highly but I'll be here to do so
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@Olumes58 @KamsiSalita See as you dey do
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Imo ✨
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IGBO History & Facts
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Dear Igbo Men, please bless us with JPEGs
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@tierneygoat @NATERERUN His intrusive thoughts won fr 😭😭😂
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@sammy_uzo
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@utdreport Sancho, rashford, Bruno about to do things to defenses
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@thisTEMI @Biisi96 @herluring You tagged her?! Thanks mate I'd take it from here.
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@sammy_uzo
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@EnekemGreg Please where's the gate, I will not even allow air to pass through the gate
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@ulxma @regularsuccess She lied about meeting people too 😂😂 Ahn nobody forced her nauu 😭
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@sammy_uzo
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@utdarena Unbelievable tbh 😂 The cameras didn't even capture it at first so quick that guy
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@Dat_Nato @Nneoma__ For "playing the game"
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