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God 1st | Ikigai | The Rambler | If you take what I say, out of context, I won't put them back into context E really do be things

Wherever God Carry Me Go
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@Dat_Nato
Dat Nato
1 year
Welcome to my page. Kindly take a seat. Today's menu is a compilation of tweets, from me, I believe are good for you, not just for reading sake, but so you understand me better and we can communicate easily and avoid future debacles and needless squabbles:
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@Dat_Nato
Dat Nato
1 year
"Nwunye Lot!!!!! Salt of the Earth!!! Nobody fit trample upon you!!! Onye Nnu!!! My Pringles!!! Chief Distributor of Dangote Salt!!! It's like you added Rice to this Salt that you cooked?
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@hb_guru
I'm HB❤
1 year
Your wife cooked salty food, complain in a romantic way. 🙂
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@Dat_Nato
Dat Nato
1 year
Bathing and freshening up, Going out to vote, Staying back to count, Shouting Ellu P, 553, Snapping and sending the pictures out, Then on TV, during collation and announcement, Ellu P is 53, And someone somewhere is applauding their candidate for being "an Electoral Genius"
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@Freyy_is
Freyy
1 year
What’s worse than a Breakup?
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Dat Nato
1 year
I was wondering why they were Oozing so much Power. Then, they mentioned their surname and I was like "Ooooohhhhh, it adds up now".
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@bannedyoangel
Ever Bless
1 year
How stinkin cute are they 🥺
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Dat Nato
10 months
The fact that these guys will most likely do this, while Lagos-Ibadan express way will remain as it is by then, is what breaks my heart
@DAMIADENUGA
Dami’ Adenuga
10 months
Riyadh 2030 master plan
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Dat Nato
6 months
A Chinese man on the other hand would have done this
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@AScully789
TARNISHED ONE (ikorodu nanami)
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A white man would have seen this map in 1923 and built a bridge
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Dat Nato
1 year
Let's Gooooooooooo -Abraham, when Lot was kidnapped, went with an army to rescue Lot. Now this is where it gets IDANtic, it was his own Army, of his own Army. -Isaac, became so rich and powerful. What made it IDANtic, was that Abimelech the ruler of the Philistines had to beg
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I support this 100%. It's even better when the rooms are in separate houses, then the houses are in separate compounds and the compounds are in separate streets and the streets are in separate LGAs and the LGAs in separate States and the states in separate countries and the
@Sassy_Ij
Ijeoma
7 months
We really need to normalize separate rooms for couples. It's okay to want and have a separate room as a grown adult cohabitating with your lover. We all need our space.
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Dat Nato
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"...why Nigerian men are so obsessed with food ..." This lie is founded on Delulu. Select 10,000 accounts, both male and female, let's start with the monthly dumps, then move on to the dates. Where do you think we would see the most "obsession with food"? Moving further, if you
@jesboms
Etieka 👩🏽‍💻
6 months
That woman’s tweet aside, I’ll pay good money to read a paper that tells me why Nigerian men are so obsessed with food and why (given their obsession), they don’t learn to cook it themselves
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@Dat_Nato
Dat Nato
11 months
Younger friends that don't take it for granted and overstep their bounds, while feeling entitled to other older friends behaving like that >>>>>>>
@_Phoenixblvck
Phoenix Blvck
11 months
Older friends that do not carry age difference on their head >>>>>>>>
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Dat Nato
2 years
@austin_uwakwe Y'all lie too much on this app. And you people do it without the fear of God. Man dodged nuclear weapon, you say man dodged a bullet. Be very careful.
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@Dat_Nato
Dat Nato
10 months
@_ebelechukwu Untimely Death Watching you wait After you called Jesus
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Dat Nato
6 months
Una see the caption abi? There were no issues with the caption abi? It added up right? This is what a Baddie does abi? Tomorrow lemme catch any of you, silly nitwits with no standard and sense of self try to say that, there is Christian Baddie. Hailstones will touch you.
@instablog9ja
Instablog9ja
6 months
You dey thre @ten baddie 👀🥹
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@Dat_Nato
Dat Nato
1 year
1. There are more than two genders 2. Dogs and cats rank above humans 3. Pitbulls can kill children and the child gets blamed 4. People should believe all women 5. A divorced marriage is a successful marriage 6. Your child can't drink & drive until 16-18, but they can choose to
@KhulumaniSibisi
Phumajongosi
2 years
What's the weirdest thing society accepts as normal? 🤔
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Dat Nato
1 year
It was less about Delilah and more about Samson. It wasn't Weakness that killed Samson. It was dirty Arrogance. He belonged to the second class of Useless Men/Simps, the most under-mentioned category of them. The Arrogant Simps. These ones are often mistaken for Men of Value.
@Uzomariano
Super Dee
1 year
Every time I read the story of Samson and Delilah, the story unsettles me Three times Delilah specifically ask Samson: "What is the secret of your strength?" Three times Samson gave her a false answer....and Delilah acted on it. Yet Samson still stay with her.
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Dat Nato
1 year
Now I think about it, Jacob really fought Angel just to collect Affidavit for Change of Name🤲🏾😅
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Dat Nato
1 year
Hear me out. There are various forms of intelligence. That being said, based on what I have seen so far as regards intelligence, the highest form of Intelligence is what I call "Moral Intelligence". I have noticed this and anyone with half a brain can attest to this, at
@SirDavidBent
Sir David Onyemaizu🦍
1 year
No feminist is smart in my books. From Uloma to that Uju Anya. None are smart. Their heads are filled with saw-dust, but many of you claim they are intelligent because they're able to sway you with small grandiloquence & fake accent. Stop rating these woke mfs.
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Dat Nato
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The newer generation is building their concept of discip.... Oh wait, nothing like that
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@Yemihazan
YH
9 months
The Older generation built their concept of discipline around Verbal abuse & fear.
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Dat Nato
1 year
I still think Fulcrums are better
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@Dat_Nato
Dat Nato
2 years
On the flip side, women have normalized using friendship as a Trojan horse for securing power via retaining men that showed interest in them that they turned down but yet require the benefits those men would have offered if they weren't turned down. It is that power that enables
@ojay_obin
!!!!!
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Sex and friendship aren't mutually exclusive. The men you keep as friends are men who indicated interest in you but you turned down. That interest doesn't suddenly die. It's funny because y'all use them for time, resources and emotional support but complain if they ask for sex.
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Dat Nato
1 year
Wizarab has said it, JD has said it, Vee has said it, before everyone that has a brain and a heart has said it, "You can't buy love with money". However, what I will add are these two things; -First of all, the concept of "If you love someone, you will want to spend on them, is
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Dat Nato
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Sasuke: Chidooooorrriiii Neighbors: Bro shey I fit charge my phone and laptop for here? Sasuke:
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@Graaffiti
l○wkēy•AHMAD ➐
11 months
Imagine all Anime characters were in Nigeria
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Dat Nato
1 year
See let me just get it out here once and for all. The highest molesters of women are women. Coincidentally, the Highest molesters of men are women too(but this is not where I am driving at). Now this is the thing, a lot of shit is allowed to go on even beyond the normal
@Wizarab10
Sir Dickson
1 year
I'm with you on this.
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Dat Nato
7 months
If I carried a bag, while dressed as a pastor of Bishop, at the airport or while the plane is airborne and I shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD!!"/"IN JESUS NAME", the worst that will happen is people will try to shush me and attack me, because they will claim this is not Danfo, or BRT
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@DavidHundeyin If na you fight Goliath, na just word you for tell am & Bible record for be; "And the Philistine giant broke down in tears for he was in great anguish and sorrow had befallen him. And departing thence from where he was, he went his own way unto his dwelling and killed himself"
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Dat Nato
2 months
@jodambusta That BB is taking no L
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Dat Nato
1 year
Imagine she gets to 96hrs and suddenly enters the Zone and she can't stop cooking, she begin dey laugh anyhow as she dey turn the jollof 🤔
@dahtgirl_ajex
𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐌𝐀
1 year
Hilda just made it to 93 fcknnnn hoursss 3 more hours to go!!!!!🥹
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When I was under a particular training, I remember my boss, a married woman with very grown kids, the last in sec school. Conversations got, should I say, personal? Anyway, she started talking about when men were coming for her. She established that there was this guy that came,
@jon_d_doe
Àgbà John Doe
1 year
Agba on the pulpit. End.
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Dat Nato
2 years
@Wizarab10 @amanpour @WilliamsRuto So many questions to ask in and about Earth, but they are always concerned about Uranus. Damn it😮‍💨
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Dat Nato
1 year
"if your circle cannot raise 1m for me, change your circle". "If you cannot call anyone in your circle to loan you 400k, that is a line, not a circle" And so many more. Humans now see other humans as means to an end. Everybody na stepping stone. People don't see people as people
@Wizarab10
Sir Dickson
1 year
It is funny how people feel they have "outgrown" their friends, family, partner, when they make money. I don't understand what goes on in people's brain. The only common factor is money. Money is not bond of affection. Money is not genuine desire. Money is just money.
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You know how we see Cuppy wade through life so easily and comfortably and we know that all things being equal, her life, financially, will be as easy as 1+1=2? The same thing applies to other children of certain rich men and women or families. Well, shocker, beyond finances, the
@Wizarab10
Sir Dickson
1 year
The problem with you people is that you think everybody is normal. Some people are fortified. Some people worship dark powers If you see anybody go naked to curse, they are probably following instruction. Nothing dey your nakedness No let tolotolo bite you because of copy copy
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1 year
Just noticing some takes as regards this message, that are trying to make it out to be some false teaching, whereas there is absolutely nothing wrong with the teaching, save for what your heart is making out of it. Over time, I have noticed this anomaly within the church, where
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Instablog9ja
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Apostle Joshua Selma opens up
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Dat Nato
7 months
countries in separate continents and the continents in separate planets, so that the spouse can have a separate house in a separate compound in a separate street in a separate LGA in a separate state in a separate country in a separate continent in a separate planet. ROMANCE!!!
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Dat Nato
2 years
@the_exemplar__ @1fine_sznn And with shit, they design-her
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@Dat_Nato
Dat Nato
1 year
PEAK!!!!
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@buhlesrevenge
B ⛤
1 year
define “peak cartoons”
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Dat Nato
1 year
The original tweet said, "Marriage is really one of the biggest setbacks for women and I wish they’d see that. Woah" You started with, "Doesn’t the fact that half the replies are people saying “it depends on who you marry” prove his point? " The fact that half the replies
@AishaSalaudeen
Nana-Aisha
1 year
Doesn’t the fact that half the replies are people saying “it depends on who you marry” prove his point? The institution of marriage itself can be limiting & misogynistic. And unless you’re lucky to find a partner who isn’t about the patriarchy, you’ll likely experience
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A female acquaintance of mine once fought me, in the name of "you're taking his side" on a very similar matter. What happened? She was discussing with this guy, her friend and she was complaining about funds. As it turns out, the guy was very "vocal" and hinted at her asking.
@_mamidee
MAKEUP ARTIST IN YABA/AKOKA LAGOS💄
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Unrelated but talking stages is now very hard. Ysdy, I was innocently ranting to sm1. My hot comb is bad , I got it for 15k and a new one is now 22k. I just de complain to who I was on the phone with atp nd next thing I heard was “I don’t even have spare money rn” 😭😭
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Dat Nato
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One of the unseen benefits of being a worker and not just a normal worker, a committed worker, is that "The Myth of Church Finances" is demystified. While this does not nullify whatever "Financial foulplay might actually be going on", you will learn in real-time that, What you
@Tha_Mahnflex
God’s Own Burner Account
1 year
Cos you asked nicely
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See, I don't care what religion or faith or fate you have given yourself to. Unless you are profoundly dishonest or, too oblivious for comfort, you cannot say John Doe is wrong. He has matters and approaches that don't sit well with me, however, even A students don't get 100%,
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1 year
It's funny seeing agitated and irritated folks in the CS, trying to counter the point without any form of reality based logic. Look around you, let's start from where now? In Africa, how many Nobel Prize for Science do we have? Look at our richest men, what innovations can they
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1 year
These are the issues. You should be repulsed with everything in you. You should be so angry that you would have to drop your phone lest you smash it. You should have your guards up especially seeing what is happening in the Western hemisphere where "retards" like these are taking
@vickie_coco
iyalode 💜✨
1 year
I mean !!! Look Na🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 Mommy of Lagos Dey learn Biko !!
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Dat Nato
11 months
Killua trying to explain to Police that he didn't kill anyone, and it's just his name:
@Graaffiti
l○wkēy•AHMAD ➐
11 months
Imagine all Anime characters were in Nigeria
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Dat Nato
6 months
And this is how I know that Christ and Christianity is the way. There is no other religion that the darkness of this world is trying to thwart, save for Christianity. The World knows the truth, though they openly deny it. However, we are ever victorious, through Christ
@PrimeVideo
Prime Video
6 months
Heaven and hell like you’ve never seen them before. Here is the opening scene of #HazbinHotel , premiering Friday on Prime Video.
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I have been down this road, so I believe I can share my answers with you. First off, what is human death? The National Conference of Commissioners on Uniform State Laws in 1980 formulated the Uniform Determination of Death Act. It states that: "An individual who has sustained
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Dat Nato
1 year
Unpopular but my daughter has my blessings to do same to any lady that touches her sexually.
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Sir Dickson
1 year
My son has permission to slap, beat and stab any guy that touches him sexually. A man should know his boundaries
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Dat Nato
1 year
1. The concept of youth church that often seeks to be this "protestant branch" of the main church, has never made sense to me. 2. The fact that a sad number of churches are looking to the world for inspiration and pace setting, after which they try to compete with the world on
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@Dat_Nato
Dat Nato
4 months
It's really laughable that despite the premise already established, as usual, you came up with this stuff, "If you’re a Nigerian woman that has money, before you find a correct man, you will actually suffer." Oh yes, she will suffer but the question is why? The answer is this:
@_Matriach
Matriarch
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I always say one thing. If you’re a Nigerian woman that has money, before you find a correct man, you will actually suffer. Because many of them believe money is all they need. So when they come with that money and you’re not impressed because you want other things like
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Dat Nato
1 year
@ko_baboni "Guy, the food wey you wan burn don done" 🤣🤣🤣 This is cracking me up badly. It reminded me of my guy during service. Had a knack for burning food, so I just resorted to calling him "Moses", since it's burnt offering he decided to specialize in, instead of food.
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Dat Nato
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What if I said, ideally, we had no business with secular awards in the first place? Oh yes, be it the Grammys or BET or MTV whatever, we had no business with those awards. Would I be stoned to death?
@Yadah___
Ogbenyealu.
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You see that BET Gospel/Inspirational Category? It’s our lukewarmness and acceptable Christianity that’s led to this. Because how Tems won over Cece Winans, and how the category is even called gospel or inspirational is our fault too. God help us oh.
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I remember my mom narrating the story of a family friend. Peers were trying to pressure the boy as regards sexual matters and then he looked at them dead on and replied them, "You see, here's the thing, I can live your life and do what you do, but you can't do my life".
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Sir Dickson
1 year
Dragging women for sexual purity is how you know those posts and comments defending whoredom, debauchery and unlimited body counts has nothing to do with "having opinion on women's body." You feel attacked. An old woman is always uneasy when dry bones are mentioned. - Achebe
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With all the stories so far so good, that I have seen on pages like Wizarab, John Doe, Opinion Varsity, etc, if I ever become a Marriage or Relationship counselor, i will take a different approach. In my office, the chair you will sit on will be backing my seat, so you will be
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Dat Nato
11 months
Gaara, waking to see that they have sold his sand to make ends meet
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@Graaffiti
l○wkēy•AHMAD ➐
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Imagine all Anime characters were in Nigeria
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4 years
@MrOdanz On the this case I rest my note☺
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Dat Nato
1 year
So, dear reader, the only thing more dangerous than an ignorant fool is an arrogant one, because while the ignorant one walks without knowledge of danger, the arrogant one believes, they will always escape whatever danger they meddle with. SHEGE always takes its Pound of Flesh.
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were scattering the enemies, night wanted to come. Joshua basically told the Earth, the Sun and the Moon, "MAKE NOBODY MOVE UNTIL I FINISH MY WORK"......IDAAAAAAAA NNNNNN!!!!! -We have David, killing Lions and Bears the way we kill cockroaches. He literally said and I quote,
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@BlkZay @RipCityEagle @sjs856 Definitely buying her whatever she wants for the rest of her school year cos, baby you done did blew my mind
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@Moonmantus @dedoyinajayi @LuckeeChriss If I told you how necessary this was, you won't believe me. Political views in a very funny way cuts across parenting styles, religious beliefs, basic value system, career and even financial beliefs. It might not hold water in Nigeria at the moment but America understands.
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1 year
@_Jendor1 Very shocking compliment
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Dat Nato
10 months
There is a lot to unpackaged from this tweet, the quotes, the replies, the reactions, the reactions to the reactions. Let's dive in; -First off, whether y'all like it or not, it is a guy talking and while I won't call it the wisest approach especially given the viewers, I would
@sk1tguru
Luu🇿🇦
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that phase where you slowly start hating your girlfriend is crazy😭
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Dat Nato
6 months
mentioned the subject of date or outing, who always has the most to say about "Food"? Your guess is as good as mine. If you asked, "Nigerian men or women, who among them was so obsessed with food that they even gave it special name under special conditions, to normalize eating
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This is funny and sad sha The funny part is pretty obvious thanks to Gilmore. The sad part is that most kids don't realize it but parents are not that dumb. They understand what is happening and why they are seen as a disturbance. They know that their beloved child has
@Gilmoorre
Gilmore🇳🇬 🇬🇧
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This is Real Life
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Dat Nato
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the whole of Creation say He be IDAN, get access to IDAN rights. I dey choke😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺. IDAN wan Kill me. E get why His is the Only True IDAN. Omooooooooo, no IDAN can out-IDAN this IDAN. My IDAN, the one true IDAN. The Lion, the Lamb, The IDAN. Wheeeewwwww. Hallelujah!!!
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Dat Nato
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anyhow, eg, hormonal cravings, etc,?" who do you think would come up? Who gets the most gifts of meals and eatables both on and off eventful days....men or women? Should I go on?
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Dat Nato
1 year
Entered bank dressed as I usually am. Had to clarify something in my account, yeah, statement of account for something I was running (before I knew you could get that via the app). After turning to me and asking me to pen down my account details, she asked me to wait. Punched
@xygort
Green
1 year
Have you seen the way people treat you when they think you’re rich?
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Dat Nato
1 year
On this app Easily this guy... There are so many honorable mentions, however, none comes close.
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@humanfranklin
Franklin Bruno
1 year
Ok, all you geniuses: who’s a -smart- person’s idea of a smart person? Whose intellectual work and manner of presenting it has earned your respect? Or do we not commit ourselves that way on Twitter?
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Bro, this is not even just nwa boy, I am talking of normal folks doing business with the oga, from tailor to laundry to cleaner to whatever. My guy, he is an artist, Uncle opened hotel on the island, decided to grant this guy the commission to handle all the artworks that will be
@PenTitan
Emmanuel Echeta
1 year
In instances where you hear a nwa boy fell out with his oga, 3 out of 5 times, oga's wife has a hand in it. Igbo women enslave their maids and try to stifle their husband's apprentices.
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Dat Nato
7 months
You say Bolt trip You people have poor money management skills Say na Bolt. Ogbeni enter bus and stop lying to yourselves
@Alan_yournextbf
Mr Alan 📈
7 months
Walk with me guys. As a struggling guy earning 80k - 100k monthly, you meet a babe, you have game, you rizz her with good communication, you guys go out on a small date to a cinema, 7k per ticket, 14k for both of you, your bolt trip to and fro consumed like 15k ..
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Dat Nato
1 year
Bro said:
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@nd_chinedu
Chinedu Ndubuisi
1 year
I am a first born child. I am also the only one alive out of five siblings. I witnessed all of them die at various ages before I clocked 30. Keep the post .People who are vain need to understand what loss means.
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Dat Nato
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@Odogwu_Nomso @passtherizzla Devilish? Mortuary people wey say make I drop something for them Mind you I was just trying to finalize initial documentation for who I lost
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Dat Nato
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The first man to do "E choke"🤲🏾 -Elijah, the last Rain Bender. Baba said "As the LORD, the God of Israel, lives, whom serve, there will be neither dew nor rain in the next few years except at my word." They did not born ChannelsTV news to add Rain inside Weather Forecast.
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Dat Nato
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Everyone save for those that actually understand this are hell bent on misinterpreting it. There is a reason why even men that love you would rather chill with their guys than chill with ladies. Sex aside, a painful number of y'all are very insufferable, can't take a joke, can't
@jacksaint101
J_og
1 year
A lot of men don’t actually like women. They like Pussy. If women ain’t have pussy majority of men wouldn’t care for women. Now who’s fault is that ? Idk for y’all to decipher.
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"... and when he arose against me, I caught him by his beard, and smote him, and slew him". The "he" is Lion oh, by the Beard, aaaahhh, now we know where Aang got his Avatar State, Beard Grabbing that he used on Ozai. He literally told Goliath, "For coming here, you don die"🤲🏾
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1 year
undergo life threatening and changing surgeries without parental consent. 7. Pedophilia is a sexual orientation and not an act of gross wickedness with a pinch of mental disorder 8. Insulting adults and your parents means you are smart and progressive 9. There is no God, but
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Dat Nato
1 year
engage in sex work and prostitution to men at least as old as her father, but a lady marrying at 22-25 is too young and is being groomed
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Dat Nato
7 months
Netherlands is smaller than Kaduna state, they are number 2 food producing/agricultural exports country in the world Lagos is bigger than Singapore, however, Singapore has the number one strongest passport in the world and their GDP is bigger than Nigeria's GDP. Norway....
@Wizarab10
Sir Dickson
7 months
Only Alaska is bigger than Nigeria. Texas is a little smaller than Nigeria. But that is it. Size is not why they are rich and powerful. Canada is bigger than the US. Nigeria is just a stupid place. Being small with the resources we have, we should be a 1st world country
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whatever bad thing happens, is God's fault. 10. Single motherhood is very good, better than balanced families and "strong" 11. Your career is more important than family 12. Black folks can't be racist, only white folks 13. Believe all women irrespective 14. A lady aged 16-18 can
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Dat Nato
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@ChuGailx I knew you looked familiar....I recognize that foolishness from anywhere.... So you still haven't prayed for wisdom? Chinaza why now?
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Dat Nato
2 years
For emphasis, those are the incisors stuck on the paper bullet
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Dat Nato
1 year
wetin e witness IDAN dey do, e too COLD. Even the Centurion there gats testify, "Aahhhhh, this guy na IDAN true true". Only IDAN fit Die, come Un-Die. Based on say him IDANcity too much, e noi dey finish, He established that whoever believe say He be IDAN and decides to tell
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Dat Nato
1 year
with Miraculous Giveaways. Giveaway wey even Blind man dey see the Giveaway🤲🏾😩😩😩. Giveaway wey make person wey no get Leg to use Leg go testify🙌🏾🙌🏾🤲🏾🤲🏾. Giveaway wey choke the dead back to life(Biology is shaking in fear, the Grave displease). IDAN wey carry 5 loaves of bread
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Dat Nato
1 year
Actually, if he was all those, APC would have made him Senate President. The only thing that turns APC on more than the suffering of Nigerians, is the installation of people without honour and integrity into positions of power. Once they hear "He stole...",their political penis
@Morris_Monye
Morris Monye
1 year
If Peter Obi was corrupt, a thief or a drug dealer, by now, APC would have told all of us. They’ve searched and searched and are now grappling at straws. I respect that man.
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drop it on a hill before Hebron. For clarity Historians and Analyst estimate the Gates alone were about at least 8tonnes, excluding the Posts and the distance from Gaza to the Hill about 20-30km. -Joshua, the first man to invent natural Standby Light. During battle, while they
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Dat Nato
1 year
secure point of any army, but three men broke through, not to kill, just to fetch water. They basically said, "make una, we never ready kill una now, we just wan fetch water for our Oga"😩😭 -Solomon, IDAN the DAN. Wisest and Richest IDAN. Unlike the hyped rich men & wealthiest
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Dat Nato
1 year
him to leave their country, because he was, and I quote, "for you have become too rich and powerful for us." -the 700 Benjamin left handed soldiers that were basically "archers/slingers". What made them IDANtic was, and I quote, "each of whom could sling a rock and hit a
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Dat Nato
2 years
@jayythedope @Postsubman "I love you but I deserve better" Yes sweetheart you do deserve better. Better like getting a job or a paying skill for yourself so that at least you can buy yourself basic things like shawarma and even support him. Or supporting your man no follow for loving your man?
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1 year
Far beyond lust. One of the reasons why the dating scene of Christian sisters is damn near as troubling, at least, as the dating scene of unbelievers, is strongly tied to this. It also accounts for a large number of the reason why they pick men that will make you kabash under
@ese_belosagie
firdaus.
1 year
Okay I’m going to say it outside: this is probably one of the reasons you people can’t ‘handle horniness as Christian sisters’. You’re feeding lust.
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1 year
ONE, the Bible revolves around. IDAN, born in a manger, IDAN at age 12, left festival and went to Master and Scholars of High renown, discussing things wey IDAN fit discuss. Bible records, "And all that heard him were astonished at his understanding and answers."
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Dat Nato
1 year
" I was in 12 simultaneous relationships." Sir, I must correct you. At 12, it ceases to be called relationships, it becomes Discipleship.
@asemota
Osaretin Victor Asemota
1 year
I am surprised that people don’t know that the average young black man can have multiple relationships simultaneously. Especially worse if they have a little money. I told @saniyusuf and others the day I decided to stop that nonsense. I was in 12 simultaneous relationships.
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@Girl_isBlessed People actually need to. Love is not defined by the receiver. That's where we missed it. We set up the givers of love for eternal "not good enough". People need to know to look beyond their selfish definition of love and focus on what the giver defines as love.
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and two fishes, play ticket wey be 5000odds plus. I hear say the ticket green so Tay, the game enter 12basket..... IDAN!!!!! What have you done to me.....iDAN, carry me dey goooooooooooo. IDAN wey Demons dey beg(normally una dey beg Small idol, wey never reach Demon status)
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Dat Nato
2 years
@Yall_HoesWeird @SoulPassionLove On the contrary, it is self love to know that you need more than you in your life.
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1 year
IDAN no dey beg Demon, na Demons dey beg IDAN. IDAN no dey tell Demons, him name, they know Him, na Dem dey tell IDAN their name. The greatest IDANtic moment was when IDAN decides to over IDAN all of creation and give us IDAN rights. IDAN decided to Die, to perfect😩. IDAN no
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Dat Nato
6 months
@__nemzz What in the Azkaban is this? 😂
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Dat Nato
1 year
Cruise aside, this is not funny in the slightest oh, and I am not even trying to be a killjoy or whatever. After strongmen visited my guy in Uniben where he was staying with his guy, because the leader saw him as "that guy" to the babe, I don't joke with these sort of things.
@bigfeeztm
BIG FEEZ 💎
1 year
Back then in kwasu, there was a known cultist “KAY MONEY” disturbing my life and I told him “I can’t date you” One day he came to my hostel and met my class rep in my room eating spaghetti 😂😂 and he asked who is this? I said my boyfriend The guy said “IWO ATI TANI? 😭😭😂😂
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function of the world you have created inside, hence, you yourself know that with power in your hands, you will become unruly, a tyrant & what have you, so the best thing you can do, is to project it on everyone else. If you love your family to be, pick the right leaders for them
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1 year
nice guy and all that, was generous and what have you. Her mother wanted him for her. But she rejected him and went for her present husband. Why?, I asked? She said and I quote, "I knew I will control him if we got married, I didn't want a man I will control." I remember hearing
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1 year
IDANtic moment for me, was when he came to Gaza. The men of the city planned for him. He got up, went to the city gate and post, where they were waiting for him and uprooted the City Gate along with the Gate posts, all the way from the foundation and carried it on his shoulder to
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Dat Nato
1 year
it then and I didn't know as much as I know now, so I thought she was weird, because I was thinking with my knee and not my brain. Now I know things better, I had to applaud her for possessing that level of self awareness and future mindset at that point in her life and for
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time strategizing or planning because no plan can de-Plan this IDAN. So David went to the IDAN of all IDANs and prayed a de-IDANing prayer saying, "LORD, I pray thee, turn the counsel of Ahithophel into foolishness." He knew IDAN for wound am, IDAN no dey give rubbish counsel.
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