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1 year

@JessVMo We have our own culture here thank you

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I see GTA London is trending. A full generation of kids seemingly have no clue about The Getaway. The joys of playing a game set in London with real cars.

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Remember when football wasn’t some robotic tactics based chess battle? When referees 100s miles away couldn’t get involved in a match? When individual creative brilliance was as valued as much as some weird managers obsession with one style of play? Yeah I miss that too.

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Good morning, here’s some Barclay’s heritage for you.

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Mad to think that’s Cavani’s first experience of Manchester United fans 😂

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Youre alright, ta

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Witness the inside story of Manchester City's history-making season. Together: Treble Winners is coming to Netflix April 2.

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Weirdly the complete opposite is true - the lake district needs to limit tourism. Go have a look into footpath erosion&tourism pollution - the problems that area is havcing are unreal and if we want to keep it - we must protect it from over-populating during seasonal tourism

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Lake District 'must change' to attract more diverse visitors

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Manchester United are on the eve of a paradigm shift unlike any we have seen in close to 20 years. If you cannot be optimistic right now about a local billionaire, who grew up as a fan, investing huge sums after a decade of decay - maybe football isn't for you?

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If Ralf gets rid of Martial, Lingard and Pogba within six months we might end up having to name a stand after him

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That Beckham documentary is a nice reminder of how fucking shite everything is these days compared too 20-30 years ago

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@GMPMiddleton Could be personal to be fair?

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@TeamYouTube @BretWeinstein One day I hope whoever typed this realises how dangerous it was and what they were a part of doing

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You’re not a group of 19 year old ultras in the back streets of Naples looking for someone’s arse to slash, you’re a gaggle of 44 year old single dads wearing Jacamo gear cosplaying in front of families walking dogs in a park. Makes me cringe beyond belief this stuff.

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⚫️⚪️ Newcastle fans marching to St James' Park ahead of the crucial match vs Manchester City! 📢 ( @AdamP1242 )

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@SkySportsNews One of the most technically gifted group of young players this country has ever produced and we’ve given the reigns to Aidy Boothroyd. Why is anyone surprise this hasn’t ended well?

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He should become a miserable geek that writes overly verbose articles for the guardian.

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7 months

Turning Luke Littler into a celebrity or brand is least interesting thing you can do | Jonathan Liew

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2 years

The levels of arrogance it takes to cycle round London as an exceedingly wealthy man filming working class people making minor errors in their job to report them to their employer is insane. Absolutely vile this stuff.

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WHAT. THE. HELL. This morning, 0620, watch this bus pass me. LK17 AFF, the 243 heading east on Theobalds Road. So how do I report this, @TfL ?

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@LeaMaric @JUSTcatmeme I live here and it’s hilarious seeing this go viral. The weirdest/worst part of the video - which one one seems to be saying - is why is some creep filming random women walking around Manchester whilst their drunk for tiktok?!

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@JamieHannant Stop lying mate.

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Didn’t think Antony could make a better start to life at United - but then he went and boiled the piss of every shite pundit in the country. Glorious stuff.

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@ASCFC_x @PapaPincus They’ve won 2 of their past 11 games.

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@DA_WooGo The fact the second episode of that series is a clip show is genuinely one of my favourite gags in any show ever

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3 years

@SkySportsNews As if someone picked that photo😭😭😭😭

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@MENnewsdesk I suggest the MEN remember that they were once a bastion of quality local journalism - not a clickbait factory looking for outrage or relying on sensationalism. Your standards have slipped, you've been called out for it. Use this time to reflect and do better - not preach.

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@spnafc @footbalIfights Not half as embarrassing as the middle class day out to flight English football has become

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@itvnews It’s genuinely fucking terrifying how many people don’t realise how bad this is

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6 years

@JamieHannant Didn't happen though did it mate

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3 years

Hoping signing Ronaldo doesn’t affect the development of young players like Jesse Lingard tbh

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@AndrewEQuinn @ThatTimWalker Aye Andrew, before “populism” football grounds were the picture of high politeness and respect, I believe the first swear word wasn’t uttered in a football stadium until the day after the Brexit vote tbh

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3 years

If you’ve ever wondered what Salford is like - I’ve just seen a lad trying to sell his prosthetic leg in Cash Converters

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4 years

Jesus Christ, the sort of people tweeting how hilarious Stephen Mulhern is.

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2 years

Ole got far more scrutiny and criticism (yet did far better) than what Gerrard and Lampard are (or ever have) gotten.

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@1khaius @LatestCR Sells bash and drives an A3 on finance

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@qikipedia Plot twist - Jupiter and Venus are actually Chinese spy drones

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@KTHopkins You do know men can see images and not turn into violent sex offenders?

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5 years

Imagine openly admitting you think you’re a scout within a players first few touches. If one tweet exemplifies just how fucking stupid these fan channel people are. Jesus Christ.

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@natureismetaI Wish I had the ability to inflate myself and float away from situations Tbh

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@SkySportsNewsHQ @ChampionsLeague let's just move the clubs to the middle and Far East and be done with it? Fucking joke modern football

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6 years

If you had any doubt Owen Jones is nothing more than a childish student activist thug that has a serious inferiority complex - get #thisweek on #bbc

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@TomHulme79 Surely not conflating objective film ratings - which cover well defined categories such as drug use, swearing or violence - with vague subjective statements about something someone may possibly find offensive?

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@KarlTurnerMP @darrengrimes_ @ReasonedUK @SpeechUnion @metpoliceuk Genuinely tragic that this is the level of intellect of someone serving as an MP

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@jon_bois meanwhile in England we sign a player and less than 24 hours later we have a parody chant to the tune of Abba on the go and literally everyone knows the words without being told

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3 years

Say what you will about cats but you never see them working for the police.

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Shane McMahon, as expected, comes off as the only sane McMahon in this new Netflix series. Clearly a sound guy in a very fucking weird family.

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@SkySportsNews How can one expression of political sentiment be celebrated yet another punished?

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@leamaric That is some impressive logical gymnastics.

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@TheAthleticFC @Simon_Hughes__ Oh my god is football that boring now you have to make stuff up like this?

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2 months

Not 10 minutes into the new season and I'm already sick of listening to Gary Neville. Absolutely abysmal commentator.

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5 years

@MerPolChiefCon It's also not the time to start sending people to court to take some faux moralistic high ground as people scrambled to adjust to a lifestyle not one of us even had a thought about a month ago - hope this helps Andy

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@JamieHannant No it didn't, I know you're lying - PAL

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@JackBaker1311 Buy a whole caravan park, obviously

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3 years

Does anyone know if Shamima Begum have an onlyfans? Asking for a friend.

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@TheKenworthy @MirrorTech The human race is doomed mate

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Blackburn Rovers are looking brilliant this season. Yuki Ohashi looks a serious player. Hope to see them back in the Premier League next season, long overdue.

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@Lauren_Sadlerx @LFCRFC55 “Proper wronguns” for voicing an opinion in a democratic country about a conflict that has affected his own familt, ok then

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@adage Have Americans finally discovered actual real cheese?

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@utdrobbo Probably should add that Bilbao still haven’t had a goal scorer born outside of the Basque Country - which is why black players have hardly featured.

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@talktojb @tristandross It'll be exactly this, but twitter has to be twitter.

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@bonefrond @JasonOverstreet Aye they both offer a service or product to the consumer that we’ve chosen to buy; it’s an amazing system tbh

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@CountDankulaTV *makes it life mission to ring his show every day and bring up count dankula*

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@SweeperPod I was really dubious we needed a third European tournament but I couldn’t have been more wrong. It’s been absolutely brilliant the last 2 seasons. Gives so many clubs that don’t quite make the grade for CL/EL a chance to experience big European nights. Hope it stays forever.

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Chances are if it wasn’t for United fans protesting the super league would have gone ahead and the English football league system would be a shell of its former self. But yeah. Hilarious what they’re doing to United, keep cheering it on. You’re cheering your own demise.

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To fans of smaller clubs trying to laugh at United currently - the same owners that are bleeding us dry tried to destroy the very football pyramid that keeps your own clubs alive and well. Sure it’s hilarious we’re doing shit, but be careful what you wish for and mock.

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@NOELY1982 He sounds better than Liam Gallagher in 2024

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@numetal_moment I remember Serj saying he was really nervous doing this as he would have to use the N word and wasn't comfortable... only for the Wu Tang Clan to give him an honorary pass to say it 😂

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@utdrobbo Oh I know mate - just seems the tweet tried to make it about race which it isn’t in the slightest - one of my favourite clubs easily

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4 years

@AdamCatterall and this why in the next decade UFC will overtake Boxing in PPV buyrates etc - we actually get the matches we all want to see at very least 6 times a year.

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@PhilMinister @jackmc10 @richardajkeys There is a distinct reason they didn't

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@KennyOmegamanX AND WE HAVE @KennyOmegamanX FIRST MATCH IN WWE ANNOUNCED

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Wrexham fans in town making more noise than most PL away firms, fair o play

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I would bet every single penny I have that we never see him in person and his name is quickly forgotten & never mentioned again. He was a quite clearly a fake front/puppet for a state controlled bid.

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Sheikh Jassim remains a Man Utd supporter and wants them to be as successful as possible despite failing to agree a deal to buy the club from the Glazers 🔴

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@Gary_Bainbridge I know, but he isn't still, it's John Peacock. He won in 2010 and 2014 with England U17 mens. How so few realise this is crazy.

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@KimKardashian I wasn't even aware you were still a thing

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@Parklifefest @WHP_Mcr and he's asking a legitimate question because you've banned a fairly innocuous item. Grow the fuck up you're a business not a comedy account trying to roast people.

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@Legacy678153825 @MostlyMonkey No, they got banned due to passive smoking. The health affects of being around smoke, not the smell.

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@KTHopkins Grown men can see images and not turn into rapists, quick fact for you.

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6 years

@JamieHannant Still didn't happen though did it

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@TheCinesthetic It baffles me how this didn't get a sequel

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@farley2_farley @timothy_stanley I genuinely envy you having so little to worry about in life that basic shop security is a huge issue for you

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Easily the best 9/11 programme I’ve seen this, absolutely amazing insight. Get BBC 1 on if you’re not watching it.

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@SillyImpossible @opinonhaver It’s gone from “oh yeah that singer” to “the whole superbowl narrative is about this woman wtf”

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Pains me how true this is

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@ruby_rutter I didn’t even agree with what she was saying at all but this is nonsense. Academics have to be publicly scrutinised.

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Define “Sex Appeal”

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@JamieHannant It's twitter, it's like walking down the street holding an advertising board. You know this, don't act obtuse because you've been caught out chatting shit for some likes

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@joseflentsch How can you expect them to appreciate capitalism when it’s near impossible for the to accumulate capital?

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@adamcbest @sovietvisuals wOw HOw EDGy and COOl, so diffEREnt

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Sick to death of the doom mongers, cry arses and wannabe edgy lads that have to be constantly fucking pessimistic about everything related to our club. It's beyond tedious.

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@skinnyuk @HooligansTV_eu It looks like their getting their arses handed to them, Rich

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“Axe wedged in my head again, what am I like lol”

weird medieval guys BOOK OUT NOW !!

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a battle, france, 13th century

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That’s Nicholas Cage in Con Air and I won’t hear otherwise

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Matt Strahm is an all star for the first time in his career. To celebrate, he’s going to steal some cars

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We need to seriously reform what power we lend the Government when Covid is over, this cannot happen again, millions of lives ruined for pseudo-scientific lockdowns with literally no evidence that it will work.

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@PranMan @BrexitDoncNorth Mate.

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@CountDankulaTV ...people BURY ashes? whut

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@KarlTurnerMP @darrengrimes_ @ReasonedUK @SpeechUnion @metpoliceuk PS Karl - fancy naming me a socialist state that didn’t end up in tyranny, mass starvation or genocide?

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@_BoomXhakaLaca @Screenkicker3 "proper" fans, you the fuck made you decide what a "proper" fan is? I enjoy all forms of wreslting but COMMON SENSE

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@WeDoNotLearn73 How about 1000s of children bullied daily that happen to not fit an agenda. Absolutely disgraceful everything about this story: the bullying to start, the online witch hunt for an immature boy, the pseudo celebrities on social media using it to prove how good they are yet again

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Imagine explaining to someone who doesn’t watch football that there is a sizeable chunk of journalists, who are paid to write & cover our sport, that have a completely fundamental misunderstanding of what football even is

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Imagine explaining to someone who doesn't watch football that we kind of have no idea if the most successful team of the modern era are even any good or not.

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