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@JackBaker1311

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@JackBaker1311
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When you see some near the knuckle content you can like but definitely can't RT
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Wayne Hennessey getting away with doing a Nazi salute by saying he didn't know who Hitler was
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Premier League
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What is the best save you've ever seen from a #PL goalkeeper? 🧤
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Upamecano is consistently atrocious. I expect to see him lining up for Manchester United within 3 years
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What's Sean Dyche meant to do with 3 million quid, honestly, buy a tank?
@footyinsider247
Football Insider
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🚨 REVEALED! 🚨 - Everton paid Sean Dyche £3million bonus for surviving relegation. 💰 #EvertonFC #EFC Full story ⬇️
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@JackBaker1311
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This might be the biggest head size disparity between two fully grown adults I've ever seen
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Klopp lost his powers when he got his eyes fixed, like Pochettino lost his when he stopped being chubby. You didn't see old Alec Ferguson trying to stop his face being red, he made it even redder
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How it feels to call Italy 'The Azzurri'
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Couple of Champions Leagues mate? No, I'd rather have the honour of appearing at the top of a graphic on Match of the Day every couple of months instead
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talkSPORT
1 year
BREAKING: The England captain's preferred option is to stay in England and break Alan Shearer's Premier League scoring record. Kane is believed to have made a trip to Madrid earlier this year. - talkSPORT sources understand 📲 Listen ☞
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@JackBaker1311
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Average Man Utd fan
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I would have plead guilty so this never had to see the light of day
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Gareth Davies
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Ryan Giggs penned a poem to Kate Greville in response to a verse from her which included the line “every day you make me proud, because you’re well endowed”. Read Mr Giggs’ poem in full below. And the day, as it happened, here -
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Emre Can The German... ... ...Man
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The greatest leader this country has ever had
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I'm in tears, Ray Parlour really spent all of yesterday getting biblically plastered, slept it off and turned up to Wembley in pristine condition. The man is unstoppable
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David Seaman MBE ~ SafeHands
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@CBSSports
CBS Sports
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name an all-time quote by an athlete or coach
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trying to convince the 4th official there's an extra player on the pitch is an absolutely sensational gag, tbf
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Are people aware there's a Deal or No Deal Christmas special on tomorrow and the contestant is Michael Owen
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Petr Cech is going to have to tell Frank Lampard he's been sacked at some point this season. I've never felt so alive
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@MailSport
Mail Sport
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Premier League star dumped by wife after she catches him sneaking mistress into family home on Ring doorbell camera
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@SkyNews
Sky News
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BREAKING: Refusing mandatory National Service won't lead to prison, home secretary says after Tory policy launch Read more ⬇️
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Unbelievable levels of baldness on display, no wonder they've turned to the game's most enduring hairline to sort things out
@FIFAcom
FIFA
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🤝 Welcome to the team, 'Le Professeur' ⚽️ Arsene Wenger is FIFA’s new Chief of Global Football Development Read more:
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We must stan Messi for adopting a the boys are back in town transfer policy. He's got Barclays in him
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Fantastic account both conceptually and in execution
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Jason Tindall desperate to be centre of attention
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Lost for words. Shocking.
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7 caps and releasing lengthy personal statements about missing out on the squad, have you lost your mind
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James Maddison
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Devastated doesn’t quite cut it. Trained well and worked hard all week but if I’m honest with myself, my form for Spurs when coming back from injury in the second half of the season probably wasn’t at the levels I had set which gave Gareth a decision to make. I still thought
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Found an old hard drive last used in 2011, wonder if there's anything good on there. You'd better believe it baby
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Beat Wolves, rile them into taking it out on Spurs, then beat Wolves again. I'm sorry to break it to you haters, but we're back
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extreme Jonathan Pearce moment
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crying
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Sombre consolation goal graphics needed for clubs up and down the leagues. Get it on the 2024-25 itinerary
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West Bromwich Albion
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Cedric Kipre nods home a late header. 🔴 3-1 💙🤍 | (90+7')
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Pep and Ten Hag turning up to a bald-off and seeing Prince William
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@Transfersdotcom
Football Transfers
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Barcelona approach Roberto Martinez over replacing Xavi By @stevek9KS1TV
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Almiron looks like a teenager in Coronation Street whose only friends are old people
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On the bright side for Madders, he's now free to be the main man for the ultimate roast, a wonderful Christmas dinner
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crying @ Nacho Monreal still being our best left back, centre back and striker
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Serie A clubs have agreed to resume the league next month so they can get the season over with and get on with their real passion of needlessly complex loan with obligation to buy swap deals
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A grass and a teacher's pet, Mr. Keown vindicated yet again
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“In February 2007 I decided to get rid of Ronaldo Nazario, he was someone who liked to party and encouraged the group to go out with him. One day Van Nistelrooy came and told me: ‘Sir, it smells like alcohol here in the locker room’ and it was true.." - Fabio Capello, via Marca.
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tfw you're still going strong at 42
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@GSpanishFN
Get Spanish Football News
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Dani Güiza still going strong at 42 💪🏼
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it's so good that everyone assumed Henry as a manager would just be bullying his players for not being as good as him and that's exactly what's happening
@MLS
Major League Soccer
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Can we get a mic check on coach Thierry Henry? 🎤
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these kids don't know they're meeting one of the world's very best jarsmen
Invincibles Ray Parlour and Lauren were surprise guests as MLS opened a new small-sided pitch at Seaton Elementary school in Washington DC. ( @arsenal )
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Was one of those identities 'Ed Gamble'
@CourtNewsUK
CourtNewsUK
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Stalker David Irving used fake identities to terrorise teenager and her family for two years
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Football: it's not about who wins, it's about respect
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Sky whipping up a frenzy against football they weren't getting the rights to / Sky when the protests end up getting in the way of their broadcasts
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AI Artist Imagines What John Lennon Would Look Like Today
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Soul destroying footage of you trying to make a joke with the lads at work
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astonishing image
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Pure Emery ball is Leno passing to Sokratis who hesitates for 10 seconds then passes back to Leno, who by that point has two opposition players bearing down on him because there's only 11 people in the world who don't know this is going to happen and they all play for Arsenal
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@JamesOlley
James Olley
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Bayern fans unveil banner which reads: “We don’t like you either. Exclude UEFA. Get out of our stadium.”
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absolutely losing it at Lampard asking Chelsea to sign Declan Rice so many times they sacked him
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me when the groupchat turns on me
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crying @ The Arsenal rocking up in this second rate comp and causing a fan frenzy like a boyband in an airport. We've still got it
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Uncut Gems (2019)
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Dyche draws his power from the national anthem, Brighton you are cooked
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Super League entrance exam
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The sea is to be respected and feared
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Criticise Premier League legend Petr Cech all you want, would Lacazette have thought to blast one in at the near post if he wasn't training against him every day
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Started thinking about this unforgettable passage in Hulk Hogan's book
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Reluctantly and regrettably here to announce the footballer I most relate with is now Harry Kane. A man who'd rather hobble around and make his team worse than see them win without him, legend
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Friday
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Have you ever seen a man with less time for the haters http://t.co/MNx9aH3KY8
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"Wojciech Szczesny saves decisive in Turin" tears in my eyes, have that Gazidis
@footballitalia
Football Italia
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#Juventus 1-0 #ACMilan Paulo Dybala moment of magic and Wojciech Szczesny saves decisive in Turin #JuveMilan #SerieA #JuventusMilan
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why are Hotspurs fans so unhappy to see Sol Campbell on Sky? The youth team graduate and captain who brought the title back to White Hart Lane, what am I missing?
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New Years Eve / New Years Day
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just realised Jake Humphrey doesn't subscribe to twitter blue, If you aren't converting a man who is pure undiluted twitter blue into paying up you've absolutely certainly fucked it
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John Terry's pronouns are captain/skipper
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Looking through the Arsenal squad
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The sociocultural importance of Euro 96 by your boyfriend, born in 1994.
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Evergreen tweet
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@manutd24
manutd23
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The highest praise on Match of the Day is simply 'left foot, right foot'. It doesn't have to mean anything. Just: left foot, right foot.
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Don't think I can wait over a year for Gary Lineker's cheeky smile after his opening gag about it being Euro 2020 in 2021
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@Ianhwatkins I've checked Ian. The cunt from Steps? Then it's you I'm after.
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Jake Humphrey has the tired eyes of a man who has to get up at 4 in the morning every day because he's worked himself into committing to the brand of being a stupid fucking cunt
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thinking about Hulk Hogan having 400 day years again. Quite simply one of the greatest bullshitters of all time
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When your wife's divorce lawyers find your second phone http://t.co/F3jXHUxaph
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picking Richarlison up top is all well and good when you need someone to hassle Ben Mee in search of a vital point in the battle for 15th place, but here, on this stage, my god
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I was led to believe Mesut Ozil losing all of his football ability for 18 months was actually part of a well planned orchestrated strategy from the club and nothing to do with Unai Emery's preference for wheelie bins over creativity
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Unbelievable dedication to having in flight jars with Ray Parlour
@afcstuff
afcstuff
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Senior figures at the club rave about new technical director Edu & were taken aback by his enthusiasm, having travelled from Rio De Janeiro to London just so he could board the team plane, despite it not having been a problem if he had simply met them in California. [ @jamesbenge ]
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Why doesn't Frank Lampsard just conduct his training sessions in Latin if he doesn't want people to spy on them, the big tory mug
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You'd have to say making a team that were already bad at defending even worse is a kind of achievement, but combining it with being much worse at attacking to top it? Well that's audacious, it's spectacular, it's sensational, it's Emery.
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me when I found out Thierry Henry, who campaigned to get Arsene Wenger's job live on Sky, has been sent home by Monaco
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Absolutely astonishing television
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Me outside the next manager's window every time we don't win 5-0
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Not saying this as a joke or a dig, I genuinely don't know who this is
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
1 year
It ends in defeat. #CheNot
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What are you doing daddy? He's creating content, kid
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Cut Mauro's brakes but the moment of sweet revenge ruined as you hear shouts of SHADES OF PAUL WALKER as he's engulfed by the fireball
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Scotland's last game in a major tournament was 5 days before the Mankind vs Undertaker Hell in a Cell match
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the fellas when you haven't got your round in
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Someone needs to ask The Boss why he stopped wearing spectacles at The Arsenal. Hard to see how eyewear this sublime couldn't have given us an extra competitive edge
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When you see some near the knuckle content you can fav but definitely can't RT http://t.co/DN75Vektyk
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A breathtakingly bad bit of commentary
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best moment of Isco's career, deserves 6 months for this alone
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"The Football Gerbil" had the scoop. Incredible club, incredible platform, incredible rodent
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Genuine description of my tweets
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typing the word nugget must have been a tense moment for the Hulkster. Multiple proof reads before hitting send
@HulkHogan
Hulk Hogan
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Crazy stuff,a friend of mine just got a mail in ballot for his dog Nugget? Now even dogs can vote! HH
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you know it's the summer when we get a new attempt at Harry Kane carving out a personality
@firstwefeast
First We Feast
1 year
This week on #HotOnes , we got @HKane vs. The Wings of Death. 💀 Tune in Thursday @ 11AM ET. 🔥
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BBC News: 73 year old man finds new lease of life with walking football
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Bitter blow to Spurs chances of silverware, that. Can't see Pochettino winning the November Barclays Manager of the Month Award with this on the results list
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Yer Da thinks Alex Ferguson would have somehow stopped Paul Gascoigne from being severely mentally ill if only he'd signed for him.
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Michael Oliver irl http://t.co/tZwIAJnqYm
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