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Trump could be the Remedy.
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@shitbiscuit That’s called White Excellence and it’s in rare supply these days. Enjoy it.
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@GreenTextRepost I feel like there’s a very low chance this was posted by an actual, biological woman
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@KILLTOPARTY >we smoked weed and then did something gay many such cases! weed makes people gay
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@DelusionPosting Labor positions on an oil rig require a GED, and many jobs on a rig are more advanced, requiring higher education.
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@lporiginalg >work at a company >support group for blacks >for ‘LGBT employees’ >group for women >group for ‘indigenous peoples’ >group for ‘women in tech’ >group for asian employees >no group for men, whites, straight people, non-retarded people
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@lporiginalg >free who was paying for the house and food? it’s not ‘free labor’ if you’re taken care of in this way
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@BonifaceOption People shit on them for being sunglass boomers, and while I’m sure they’re not perfect, I bet a lot of them are decent hardworking people
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@tulpapilled can’t wait for them to explain why he’s called Gandalf ‘the Grey,’ I bet they have something really intelligent and non-retarded to say about that
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@bizlet7 not including any men at all under ‘most attractive’ is fucking crazy lmao
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@QuetzalPhoenix I would’ve said Djibouti. sounds much funnier
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@uncle_deluge People actually think that cities just randomly got built in uninhabitable desert throughout history
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@ShitpostGate The fact IQ is inversely correlated with fertility rate is going to destroy us if we don’t do something about it
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@ShitpostGate Applies to Kermit too
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@CatholicXenu @broadenallknee Bringing McDonald’s to your country solely to turn them into a race of neo-aryans is insanely based
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@Aristos_Revenge personal favorite, it kills me for some reason
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@TheRoyalSerf I support mutual destruction
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@TheRoyalSerf @BurdenRexOwl funny thing is he’s proved right in the end because his brother ‘abandons racism’ and still gets murdered for being white
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@RealBlackIrish when they resort to ‘are you kidding me?’ discourse over and over I take that as a win by default. NPC programming shorting out
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@lporiginalg a guy’s wife making him a cookie with sperm on it feels like the logical conclusion of reddit ideology
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@GarbageHuman24 Joker 2 was a humiliation ritual, not a movie.
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@Stone_tossers This is exactly what happened, to no one’s surprise.
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@ShitpostGate >search something on youtube >the results would only be stuff that applied to your query >related videos were actually related to the video you were watching we need to retake youtube and eradicate the slop of video essays and commentators
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@relevantmena Seeing the original makes the recreation like a hundred times more bizarre
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@ShitpostGate you can’t trust anything a random anon posts without evidence. they did the right thing
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@bizlet7 Gotta love words like ‘incel’ losing all meaning once they start to enter the mouths of retards
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@uncle_deluge Every time I am in a conversation where someone wonders something aloud and one person gets their phone out to look it up, this is always what ends up happening. I usually have to look it up myself
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@ShitpostRock Stop tomboy erasure
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@Rothmus Big Mike
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@BigGulpAmerikan You can try to silence us, but we will only come back stronger.
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@ReviewsPossum “when they’re spooning in bed after having sex they enjoy watching my videos, so who’s the real loser now?”
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@GarbageHuman24 when you slide the character customization sliders all the way to the end of the screen
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@uncle_deluge These replies all indicate severe cases of the reddit mentality of seeing fictional movies as negative portents of the future. A fatal form of retardation, I’m afraid
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@hayasaka_aryan As far as I’m concerned…this proves that he is actually black.
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@memeticsisyphus The logical conclusion of a radically ‘pro-choice’ mindset is that people should just be allowed to kill any baby they don’t want
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@GodCloseMyEyes I’m glad someone finally understands that all gamers want is a realistic of simulation of being browbeaten by gay retards into a state of racial submission
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@Martposting I’m sure she’s a nice person but if I ever found myself at a table with those beady eyes glaring back at me, I’d consider checking out of this world earlier than expected
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@Slatzism My face literally the entire clip
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@DelusionPosting It’s not a vaginal canal; it’s a gaping, festering wound that smells like shit which they will have to excruciatingly force open every day until they expire
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@bizlet7 why does she look aroused?
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@3YearLetterman The ‘Jewish Problem’ was one of the most massive political issues of interwar Germany. He’s quoting how it was referred to at that time.
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@OnslowRoper It would seem that asians have finally had enough after the years of rampant random violence blacks have been committing against them
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@leamaric This stuff always made me think of Smashing Pumpkins
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@DefiantWorld It’s going to be a fucking disaster for the Kamala campaign when they come out in defense of mosquitoes to try to attack him
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@DelusionPosting so fitting that someone suffering from mental retardation would take the photo next to this seat
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@Howlingmutant0 that’s how you brute force your body into shitting at that age
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@Tr00peRR It’s not a false claim. Haitians eat pets, this is proven:
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@DelusionPosting They’re being ironic, but the sarcasm is too dry and it flew over a lot of people’s heads.
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@owenbroadcast This one always gives me bad vibes. supposedly it’s been open for something crazy like 40 years. it feels off, every time i look at it
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@DelusionPosting If you enjoy texting a hundred people a day, there’s something wrong with you
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@lporiginalg the camera angle makes this feel like a simulation of a child being indoctrinated by their libtard mom
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@DelusionPosting I love that they slipped their own fetish for dominating men in the middle of the post, bookended by two sentences calling men pedophilic for being larger than women
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@ShitpostGate his audience isn’t capable of learning anything anyway
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@shitpost_2077 how the fuck did I know he was going to be asian
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@KequeMage On the Christ is King shirt is beyond disrespectful
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@lporiginalg If you showed allied WWII vets this and told them it was their political future, they would literally start shooting themselves before any enemy got the chance
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@DecentraliseP well what do you expect, they didn’t have phone books back then.
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@captivedreamer7 I noticed this a while ago with traffic. Take a look at the gridlock created in third-world countries because of a total disregard for any sort of societal order. This is what we’re bringing to the West.
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@HtxYasi @shitbiscuit But we’ll look both ways before we do it! What’s the problem?
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@ShitpostGate historically inept analysis. they had the allies crippled and drove them to the English channel, the reason they lost came after Hitler decided to invade The USSR — which they were initially winning against as well, except for the fact they decided to invade in winter.
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@InsaneCope Migrants don’t need to be educated on how to rape, it’s a default skill they have
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@ShitpostGate that would be more devastating to the japanese than any number of nukes could’ve possibly been. it would just be cruel
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@Antweegonus I said this about that post elsewhere, but I have to reiterate that it’s insane how many posts on here get tens of thousands of likes which are the equivalent of obnoxious screaming in public
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@Slatzism ‘Being a Christian means letting drag queens try to groom your children’ spoken by atheists who have nothing but contempt for Christians and only want to manipulate them.
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@GreatValueArhat duolingo propaganda is off the charts
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@InsaneCope does that mean we have the pass?
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@ReviewsPossum yeah this is essentially just motte-and-bailey. the bailey is the shocking, difficult-to-defend (sometimes secretly harbored) viewpoint, the motte is the safe retreat when under attack
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@Slatzism Look at all the naked arms he left showing. Absolutely haram 👏🏻😔
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@InsaneCope tr00ns don’t look like that btw, it’s more like this
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@Gateshead101 @luinalaska Does someone pay you to be this stupid or is it just a hobby? Because you could go pro
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@lporiginalg reminder: >three QUARTERS
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@ForbiddenLindy If I piss more than 3 times a day I start thinking ‘you know, I’m getting really tired of this.’ It’s actually such a time waster
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@ShitpostGate Walls of text are their only tactic, they literally can’t help it
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@Howlingmutant0 Because it’s inspiring to think that everyone is a good person on the inside
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@brainblastjimbo @gran1te_mtn I think it’s fair to judge him on an objective scale when it is being pushed as a great work of art. No one scours youtube looking for student films just to shit on them.
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@ShitpostGate nіgga you are lost
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@ShitpostGate in my experience it’s autistic black guys who are the most insanely obsessed with dragon ball
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@DissidentSoaps >say anything remotely right-wing >“Uh oh, here come the ReTHUGlicans” unbearable
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@ShitpostGate >Turkish flag shock. utter shock
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@QuetzalPhoenix we need to blow up calarts (satire)
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@ForbiddenLindy Thank you for respecting the poster’s privacy
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@Tr00peRR “Six walkin’ around fuckin’ chickens” fucking destroyed me. This guy is a Trailer Park Boys character come to life
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@frogNscorpion the funniest part is that this is all a waste of money. they don’t need to be taught to rape, they’re all naturally skilled at it from the get go
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@Babygravy9 How do they keep making propaganda that makes Trump look based as fuck?
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@memeticsisyphus It’s all about making people suffer.
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@ShitpostGate Controversial: I think anyone who doesn’t use their turn signals should be sent to a labor camp.
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@TheRoyalSerf this is how black people use google
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@VDAREJamesK it’s exacerbated by foreign aid, if you continue to provide aid overseas to people who have too many children and no food, they will continue to have more children and still no food — then they need still more foreign aid!
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@NightmarEclipse this is what Haitians eat.
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@L3opardSpott3r @xbtGBH fat white women are what low-status black guys can pull. high-status black guys don’t have to settle, hence actually attractive white women
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@AnimeBibleVerse @manor0110 time, as we experience it, only appears to us to be one moment continuously moving in one linear direction. while we only see this exact moment, those (such as God) outside of time perceive it free of illusion, as an unbroken chain spreading from the beginning to the end of time.
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@hamzh_zz @ShitpostGate lower-IQ people tend not to care if they have the money or not to support another child
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@ShitpostGate bookmarking this so I can never use it for anything
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@ScottMGreer Ginsburg looking up from Hell going ‘why the fuck is he doing a pushup’
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@bizlet7 If you pretend to care about J6 you are exposing yourself as a serial homosexual
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