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@b0ngl0r

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Okay. I guess I’m starting a master thread of my thoughts. Because the connections keep flowing.

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Is it a coincidence that the only shot of the Empire State Building is when she’s singing No, I'll never find another No one else can do it better When we're together, it feels like heaven …IM NEW YORK CITY I still do it for you babe.

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15 days

@LissaJoStewart Getting a lot of mileage out of this gif today

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1 month

I know her endorsement is big. But also I think it’s a gaylor win overall by once again saying she’ll address misinformation that is concerning enough to be shut down.

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3 months

*invisible ink* I don’t know if I believe she’s ever coming out again.

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2 months

Long Live? Oh we’re getting Change today.

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2 months

The big rings cross legged iced coffee of it all is a bit on the nose, blondie.

molly🌈💖 #1 forever winter stan

@supernovalor

2 months

@nicotinelor well a new meme was born for whenever she does something gay

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2 months

Once again thinking about Taylor Alison Swift’s birth announcement and the bridge of down bad talking about loving hostile takeovers and the words don’t say it’s romantic and how much of her music was likely not romantic in origin but was twisted into that for us

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3 months

I think my favorite thing about gaylors is that we've committed to putting Cassandra on piano every show and each time it doesn't happen, the tension is ratcheted up another notch. It's Cassandra Chicken with blondie.

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@b0ngl0r

3 months

I was raised in the Tree Paine school of PR. I know a stunt when I see one

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2 months

And as the world battled about the depth of Taylor Swift’s commitment to performance art, I began to consider that maybe all of us are performing art as well.

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3 months

Me, if you really care.

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3 months

Oh don’t mind me. Just thinking about how Travis Kelce also shot his shot with Megan Thee Stallion.

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@ridemychairlor

3 months

On this episode of: "iT's A bLiNd ItEm" 💀💀💀

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3 months

*whispers* is Karlie Kloss a new romantic

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2 months

Black and blue coffee mug in the video

Sara (Taylor's Version) ✨ Toronto N2

@saras_tweets

2 months

I knew I recognized this top. Same one in Black/Denim. Full circle...? Beginning to end...

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2 months

We got dumped and then she died and now we’re seeing her bones out with somebody who looks like they would’ve bullied us back at school.

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7 days

*whispers* hey so fellow folks looking for the Chely Wright-fecta (book, documentary, album) Taylor Swift™️ has put out a book and movie for the ERAs. If we consider the TTPD the soundtrack to the eras… it’s here.

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2 months

@justkidsbabe I can’t imagine they’re being super gentle with it when taking it on and off. Concerned for it’s lifespan

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2 months

Excessive parasocial incoming: Do yall think ts writes her real lovers songs the public will never hear?

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3 months

Who was going to tell me that Alice was 7 in Alice in Wonderland?

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2 months

It’s been a MONTH??

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2 months

@notseriouslor @Loudest_Womann right, like, hello, did we already forget about this? it’s only been a month and two days!

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@sue_sylv_ester I used to fuck around with a woman who kept her phone across the room. Something something no phone in bed something something mental health

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Seeing Swifites reacting to Tragic’s ex is just so… so…sooo…. Like it’s so CLEAR none of you are emotionally mature enough to have relationships. Bc if your partner can’t be FRIENDS with their ex (within reason. Keep your pants on.) without you losing it?? Go to therapy

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2 months

🤡🤡🤡 she’s going to announce that the rep tour movie is going to be back on streaming 🤡🤡🤡

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2 months

@albatrosslor I’d like to propose some additional pieces of information: - do the cats travel with you? - what’s your preferred brand of seemingly ranch?

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3 months

I think it was a test drive We’ve been begging for this, no???

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@tinyhotopicbish

3 months

WHY CAN'T WE HAVE THIS EVERY NIGHT???

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3 months

Do you think the people who think it’s blasphemy to say Taylor Swift is an auttie would accept it if she publicly discussed her autism???

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3 months

Yall have GOT to stop using voodoo when talking about your favorite white pop girlies “magic”. Voodoo is a closed practice originating from the Caribbean evolving from the religious traditions of people who were enslaved and brought there. Taylor Swift and Chappell Roan and

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lol the way the internet hating her suddenly makes sense to me. Everyone hates a queer woman.

sapphics like:

@sapphicslike

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chloe grace moretz and her girlfriend of 6 years, kate harrison

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3 months

Fatphobia, even when weaponized against someone I don’t like, is never okay. Travis Kelce will never see you talking shit about his body, but your fat bodies friends will. Do better

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3 months

Jokes on them. I'm autistic, of course I didn't peak in high school.

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3 months

30, partnerless, peaked in high school, projecting on a celeb — 🫵🏼miserable loser

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2 months

We should note that the brand account is engaging.

Taylor Nation

@taylornation13

2 months

See how she wears her cropped flannel and high waisted black jean shorts? Very sad girl autumn. Very “miserable and nobody even knows.” ✨

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2 months

Stars, do you like dem?

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2 months

#NewProfilePic MEOW

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3 months

Just remembered the birthday of the girl I dated for almost a year who was closeted to her family is 8/3. Am i… Taylor Swift???

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@b0ngl0r

3 months

*takes lid off my box* voting for Kamala is an act of harm reduction. But it is far from the only action you can and should be taking if you truly believe change is possible and needed. Get connected with community organizers who are already operating in and around your city.

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24 days

Don’t switch up now. This you??

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@notseriouslor

24 days

Fuck the haters. I love gaylors. Y’all are smart, funny, and compassionate, and I’m glad to be a part of this online community.

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3 months

Thinking about Taylor Swift’s weird social media presence lately (the live with the bad grammar comes to mind) and then her talking about how for swatch’s of time she’ll remove herself from the internet and let other people take control.

Peach 🤍🪦

@sweatybooblor

3 months

Sorry but Taylor did not write this

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3 months

could "didn't you flash your green eyes at me" not be a reference to the person's actual eye color, but instead be using green to reference jealous eyes?

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3 months

My most secret theory is that the new romantics are just autistics who learned later in life and are all coming out as autistic to the public

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*whispers* yall i learned this morning that it’s for sure not Blondie on the background vocals on Bodyguard. It’s Lowell, a Canadian musician. And idk, it feels important to give that acknowledgement bc she did great work.

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@notseriouslor why can’t it ever be me

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2 months

@sue_sylv_ester She got OUT OF BED, Susan. At the first alarm.

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There are so many smart and employed Gaylors across truly every industry We should figure out how to organize so that it can benefit us.

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3 months

IS ANN HATHAWAY A NEW ROMANTIC

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@the7wivesofRH

3 months

THE YELLOW HEART SHADES 💛💛

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3 months

I'm looking at the outfit spreadsheet, trying to make an educated guess as to what she'll wear tonight. And yall know the tissue paper dress that hasn't been seen since Chicago N3?? It was on the tour for 11 weeks and 2 days.

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3 months

@nosebooplor moving the goal posts already, i see.

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3 months

What if I told you I’m a mastermind 🥲🥲🥲

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2 months

Is her fit giving the heathers?

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2 months

*whispers* they served old Hollywood lavender couple to me.

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3 months

Thinking about that clip where she says people underestimate the how much she's willing to inconvenience herself to prove a point. And how there's that one notable musician ex bf who burned bridges doesn't have a Grammy, but she jumped through hoops to Joe Alwyn one.

Okay, English major 🩷🤍🧡

@space_femalien

3 months

So if she said she wrote the album by herself, then she is William Bowery. And THAT blows up any pronoun narrative.

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2 months

@wlwversion if she were a man, then she'd be THE man.

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2 months

This sounds crazy??? But what if she’s making US the Truman show too?

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3 months

also, begging yall to be proud of me: all this week, i haven't smoked weed before noon. Substance dependent who? (it's me, i'm still dependent on the substance)

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3 months

Oh, you’re telling me that Anne Hathaway (the White Queen in 2010 Alice in Wonderland) showed up to the Eras tour in yellow sunglasses? Interesting… interesting…

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3 months

is she breaking up with us.

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3 months

What the fuck…

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I can’t help but think about the book from Rob Sheffield (an in depth look at her career) being a sort of mirror to the Eras coffee table book. The Anthology is the mirror to TTPD. Sooooo.. the Heartbreak Prince doc soon?

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*dry heaving*

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@sillyexgf

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there in her glittering prime…she can show you lies

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3 months

Growing up a fat and neglected kid, I never really had the chance to develop a personal sense of style. But I’m realizing I have one? Like idk if it’s trendy or fashionable. But I like how I dress and look.

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3 months

It’s because she’s calculated. Shes trying to be perfectly the character that people want. It’s almost like she’s been studying and copying people her whole life. It’s almost like she’s auti-*gunshots*

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@redwinesuper

3 months

she looks uncanny valley?? am i out of pocket for feeling that??

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3 months

I don’t WANT to feel joy over a VP pick. I want to feel joy because capitalism fell. But here we are. This is what I’ve got.

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That new video from Niceboy Ed is the getaway van from the ICSY video.

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3 months

The feed is full of people speculating on Taylor Swift's desire for a family, all because Abigail announced her pregnancy. Yall are weird. You don't know Taylor Swift and her desires and goals. Stop pretending like you do.

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3 months

Once again thinking about the Gracie Abrahams fire video and the shoes on the counter.

molly🌈💖 #1 forever winter stan

@supernovalor

3 months

you ever think about how the fire starts at the same time as the blender

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3 months

I’m a muse shipper in the way that I think Taylor Swift can be connected romantically to anyone, and it’s fun to see the connections that can be made from literally nothing. It’s a lot like fan fiction!

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She’s redoing her sparkling summer and it’s gonna be gay as hell the whole time.

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2 months

What if we were wrong about the person coming out this whole time. What if it’s always been about Taylor being an ally and assisting her friends in their coming outs. What if tonight instead of Reputation or movie announcement, we get Jack Antonoff comi- *gunshots*

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3 months

Packing it up because I’ve aged out of hobbies!!

jenna 🌙💜

@ursmilexmyghost

3 months

this shouldn't be a hot take but if ur 30+ and on stantwt i do automatically think you have no friends bc what are u doing? do u not have a job? a partner? maybe a child? and if u have all those things why are you on a bird app crying about how a billionaire is not straight..

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2 months

Computer. How do I get over feeling like journaling is a performance and heal from surveillance trauma. Quickest route, no freeways.

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@nosebooplor Okay but the Freddy Mercury post is so good. Please

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3 months

*whispers* given the current state of the world (veering v quickly into the skid of WW3) and the feedback she received about that line in I Hate It Here, I don’t know that she’ll play Timeless on this tour

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I kind of think the Barbie movie actually being about Ken was intentional and part of how funny the movie is. We don’t live in Barbie world, so we don’t even get the movie that is for the girls to be about the girls

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2 months

*whispers* she only looks good because SHE looks good. That outfit is kinda ugly

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2 months

Spotting the film cameras the other day and things are giving v much LA, this makes sense. We don’t see anything we’re not supposed to see. This also made me think that it’s not a coincidence we’re getting people realizing that she may be in the nosebleeds watching the openers

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2 months

The merch that dropped is for 72 hours and it's all Eras Tour merch. If we are thinking Rep TV announce tomorrow.... idk because wouldn't she want to open up pre-orders? The timer wouldnt be over. Maybe it's the Eras Tour Documentary part 2 being announced instead.

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4 months

Swift Alert being run by Taylor’s team theory intensifying.

Swift Alert

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4 months

And in the end with Mastermind we all went mad 🫶🏻🤪 Amsterdam! Your time is here and N1 is available now. Our winner for N1 takes home a Wonderland Blanket! You’ve got a little over 24 hours to get your entries in and make sure you update your app. Good luck!

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@sue_sylv_ester We feel like we know Brittany and Patrick Mahomes because we know a Brittany and Patrick Mahomes.

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2 months

Pattern recognition brainrot: Green light - Lorde: she thinks you like the beach, you’re such a damn liar 1989tv being rebranded as a beach album

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2 months

Would hate to be butchboy22 rn.

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@cowgirlaurelia

2 months

btw if anyone is looking for a “butch” to flirt with you for days on end and to talk about flying to visit you, message @butchboy22 , just make sure to ask them explicitly if they’re monogamous or they’ll forget to mention their girlfriend

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Come out of therapy to this

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3 months

chat, when and where is this picture from?

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I just said “what a szn finale” when talking about the final eras show. And also thinking about the way blondie said goodbye to the summer in her post And how she talks about the albums feeling like particular seasons. And how we never got the evermore long pond session and

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3 months

If they break up, the travwives will say it’s because of us.

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1 month

Since we’re learning about gaylor education: I’m a beauty school drop out! No graduation day for me.

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1 month

Please like this if you’re a gaylor with some kind of higher education. I wanna see something.

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Just breathe just relax it’ll be okay

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2 months

Was it electric, babe?

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Actually sitting with this: maybe this is why the hetlors have a hard time thinking about her bearding. Bc it would mean they have to consider that someone is nonmonogamous and isn’t a creep about it

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@polytaylorswift Actually, I wish more people who think she’s straight would consider the fact that she’s non monogamous

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3 months

The US dates are in red, white, and blue.

The Swift Society

@TheSwiftSociety

3 months

🚨| Left dates for The Eras Tour

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2 months

It’s the opening of Femininominon. But it just keeps going and never actually builds and it’s just Chappell Roan describing the date scene in excruciating detail while the crowd begins to look around, confused. One guy reaches out to his buddy and..

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@pinkponystud First, I’m always a little stoned. I turn it into a party. Even it’s in my headphones, I’m listening to LOUD music and dancing and singing. I also take a lot of breaks. I’ll wash a few dishes, then walk away and come back. And if I’m having a REALLY hard time? I roll myself a

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Just found out I made it on that Gaylor Block List?

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2 months

If the subreddit won’t police shipping… I’m going to put together a master post of why I’m CERTAIN KP and TS were secret teenage lovers.

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@notseriouslor Yeah. We’re in the walls. We’re educated and uneducated. We’re poor and wealthy, connected and unconnected. You’ll never know when one of us is there.. watching… seeding propaganda into your dreams.

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Dear Diary It’s day 2190 of PR friendship discourse. Conditions are bleak on the TL. The LLLLSKs have splintered again, forming LLLLLSKs. Taylor and K*rlie Kl*ss were pictured leaving the same building at the same time holding hands, but they still can’t decide about the kids.

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3 months

I’ve done a rewatch of Alice in Wonderland (1951) and Alice in Wonderland (2010) and I think blondie is referencing both, but the 2010 version more so.

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@polytaylorswift Actually, I wish more people who think she’s straight would consider the fact that she’s non monogamous

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3 months

@katnation13 Literally. I wake up in a cold sweat twice a week like WHAT IF WERE ACTUALLY ALL WRONG AND SHE IS STRAIGHT BUT WERE JUST SEEING HER ART THIS WAY.

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3 months

*invisible ink* yall… if she’s lurking… has she seen us say that she’s autistic (affectionate)? Is this too parasocial of me?

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1 month

Please, give me compliments!!

yassified sloth from ice age

@yassifiedsloth

1 month

Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot

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3 months

@gaytownsheriff Maybe! I’m thinking about all the old Hollywood signs she’s given us and the number of people who went to their graves with the public believing they were straight or at most bisexual and they were gay.

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I didn’t need to hear @GaylorEnder ’s voice to know he’s a white c!s gay man. His misogynistic and transphobic behavior told us that before he ~revealed~ himself. Get fucking well.

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3 months

suddenly remembering that anonymous "it was contractual, but what she didn't know was she would fall so deeply in love with him" post that went around last week.

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2 months

Remember when we all thought we were getting a Rep tv announcement and then it was TTPD?

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@b0ngl0r

3 months

I just got weed and it’s the LOUDEST shit I’ve had in a while.

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