Are you tired of jeets sending your bags to hell?
Are you tired of people asking wen marketing?
Are you tired of FSH on chain terrorism?
If you said yes to all these things we need patriots like you to join the $USA telegram group
Click here now👇🇺🇸🇺🇸
BREAKING: Intelligence analysts have identified the invading forces as members of an international terrorist organization called Justice Envoy for the Extermination of Tyrannical States (J.E.E.T.S).
Rest assured, the $USA will not negotiate with J.E.E.T.S.
Official Statement from the Department of State: Counterjeetism Task Force (CJTF)
Regarding the recent events surrounding $USA and the jeet attack launched around 17:00 on the $USA home base we are happy to report that our chart has recovered significantly.
Yesterday, the $USA successfully warded off several Jeet incursions on the Northern front before launching retaliatory strikes. The retaliation campaign pushed the forward line by 0.6 miles, where it currently holds.
Breaking Story:
The $USA telegram group is currently undergoing mass deportations designed to separate tourists from true $USA patriots
Admins acting as ICE have begun deporting all inactives and lurkers to boost raiding morale and restore national pride. More updates coming 🇺🇸
The $USA response to the overwhelming offensive mounted by the J.E.E.T.S. last week has officially commenced.
NSA Directory Hauff: "This retaliation was made possible by the unconstitutional powers granted by the Patriot Act so please stop being so mean to us, seriously."
Due to the ongoing invasion we are now urging Congress to pass The American Freedom and Protection Act which institutes an immediate travel ban on all American citizens, funds a new Disneyland theme park in Eastern Ukraine, and raises income tax by 19%.
We're here for you, $USA.
🚨Breaking News🚨
Popular crypto trader
@CryptoStache
has just awarded $USA with an S-tier meme ranking in his latest review.
Featuring tweets from
@Vitya_1776
@TonyBolony1776
and our beloved dev
@USA_ON_CHAIN
, it’s easy to see why $USA is in the top class
More at 11 🇺🇸
Developing Story from
@Binance
@CrypticNewsHub
Crypto Giants are now starting to recognize NationFi, the memecoin category pioneered by $USA
@USA_ON_CHAIN
as an “Innovative approach that allows users to engage with and speculate on various nations tokenized assets”
3 Obvious Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Buy $USA
*Cleared for Immediate Release, USA Department of State,
#Starsandstripes
Initiative*
It’s no secret
Market has been absolutely brutal lately. Memes nuking, jeets puking.
Celebs rugging, Timeline tensions bubbling.
Solana Summer
When we were first listed here
We dumped. Little did we know that we had been infiltrated by commies.
We heard the fud
We heard the sneak dissing
We’ve 2xed in 2 days
$USA is back and this cope rally is gonna be for EVERYBODY that tried to kill our chart
The next cult on my Top 10 Highest Conviction list is $APU
I acquired 0.5% of the Supply.
To call APU a Cult would be an understatement. This is one of the Strongest, Warmest & most Relentless communities in all of Crypto. Their arsenal of Memes is bigger than anyone else's.
this might sound silly
but this image will likely single-handedly change the world — and is the most important thing to come out of today
right at a time when american / western exceptionalism was in question
there's nothing more powerful than the meme
“Have you folks heard of $USA on Solana?
Well lemme tell you, it’s a very fine coin. Possibly the finest coin I’ve ever seen and I think it’s gonna be the people’s coin”
To be clear, the government of the $USA had nothing to do with this.
We are bound by the First Amendment, so when we force companies to censor their customers we also issue a gag order so you never find out about it.
We'll be reviewing our token profile moderation policy in the coming days. We won't be the gatekeepers of what happens on-chain, but we're definitely not here to spread hate.
As we officially recognize that it’s summer time, The Department of State would like to remind you that the famous Patriangle constellation is now visible
Guiding $USA patriots to 1776m MC 🇺🇸
*Why Real Patriots Don’t Care About Drawdowns*
Cleared for Immediate Release from the Department of State: Stars and Stripes Initiative -
$USA went through a yuge drawdown today
Over 50% to be eggzact. It’s joever right?
The $USA Empire Strikes Back
Cleared for immediate release from the Department of State: Stars and Stripes Initiative -
Yesterday’s massive drawback was the ultimate Jedi Mind Trick.
Markets force choked the bags out of every single jeet who lacked faith in $USA.
in related news $USA is pumperin agane. cabal coin lookin to rocket lots and bait fomo to chop degens. maneko is looking for an entry at daily open thereabouts
We love the idea of
@moonpay
@usemoonshot
But not having the worlds cultural superpower on and off chain not represented on the app is criminal
Who’s oil do we need to take to get $USA listed?
Developing Story:
Memecoin extraordinaire artchick.eth recommends extreme measures to work for your memecoin bags.
Luckily the brave patriots of the $USA are willing to do whatever it takes to spread patriotism on the blockchain, including branding themselves
More at 11 🇺🇸
have been holding & buying $USA for months now, chart looks great after chopping between ~60-40M for 30+ days & ticker USA is S-tier w/ infinite content
will ride this to zero or hero while waiting for bdb & tradingaxe to eventually bully the masses into buying 5-10x+ higher
Developing Story:
Crypto traders continue to pick up the bags necessary to secure the $USA border after President Trump destroys Sleepy Jeo’s stance on crypto.
More at 11.
Please join the Department of State in recognizing Congressman Tom Emmer as an honorary $USA patriot for fighting for us in the government.
We appreciate your service 🇺🇸
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US Congressman Emmer sponsors 3 three bills to "force the SEC to get back on track."
"Under Gary Gensler, the SEC has strayed from its statutory mission to protect investors, maintain fair, orderly, and efficient markets, and improve capital formation." 👀
Department of State memecoin Recap of the Day - May 19th
$USA - Patriots remain in control
$USA - holders have expressed they are not selling until 1776m MC
$USA - Tourists were successfully deported from the tg group
$USA - Patriots have flipped a previous ATH to strong support
Memecoin Recap of The Day - May 18
Decent volume on weekends lately, great sign for the market
High mc movers
$1dol -> hit $18.8m, cabal coin of the day, whales involved
$zack -> $5.03m to $23m (4.57x), has
@MrZackMorris
' support
$speed -> hit $22m, new ATH from its low of
The bull case for $USA
So much lore that can’t be ignored
Not only can it not be ignored
You saw the cult of America out in full force yesterday
Old glory has the largest mindshare on the planet
The $USA Department of State would like to remind you to study being early and having conviction
@Web3Quant
been told you
These colors don’t fade or run 🇺🇸
It’s easy to bull post your bags when you’re up
Animals and all that cute shit
Keep your animals
$USA runs on good ole fashioned pride
Patriots would die for their country. It’s nothing to simply hold a coin on chain.
Developing Story:
Stickers containing QR codes spreading $USA patriotism have begun appearing in the wild.
Be on the lookout for one around you and support blockchain patriots everywhere. This story will be updated as more evidence flows in 🇺🇸
Here at the $USA Department of State,
We believe there is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a market cap that is less than the one $USA is capable of, 1776m
Ah yes
Baguette coin memes are so good they had to copy pasta 2 zoo coins in for clout
If we’re tier 3
yall only know this from looking up at us from meme coin hell
All nations belong to us 🇺🇸
*The Obvious Reason Why NationFi Will Crash and Burn*
NationFi seems to be all the rage these days because of $USA
When $USA started, there were no Baguette and Burrito coins asking “wen partnership”. No.
There is no need for alarm.
The Department in coordination with the Securities and Exchange Commission has ensured that in the event of a long-term government shutdown all outlets and services will continue accepting $USA for payments.
$USA is not simply a meme
$USA is an idea. An idea that brings together, truth, justice, honor, and most importantly
Hope
That’s why $USA cannot die
When you see 🇺🇸 it stirs something in you
When you hear $USA chants, you feel the power of hope and sacrifice
The $USA Department of State would like to remind you to study being early and having conviction
@Web3Quant
been told you
These colors don’t fade or run 🇺🇸
*Building Burger Coin Back Better*
Cleared for immediate release from the Department of State: Stars and Stripes Initiative -
Been a wild 24 hours in the $USA eh?
Memecoins are about community.
Community is driven by a common purpose.
When the purpose is to make money, people will sell each other out for Pennies.
But when the purpose is something greater than money, you get a community like $USA 🇺🇸
All the communities i have been joining in slowly die within 48 hours…
I have been wanting to join a strong community for the longest time
But it feels like everyone only wants price to go up
Today the republic and markets were saved by a bold move by President Donald Trump declaring that he wants to keep crypto in the $USA.
His words have stirred a new hope for crypto.
A new hope for the markets.
A new hope for Solana Summer.
🚨🇺🇸TRUMP WANTS THE U.S TO EMBRACE CRYPTO
"Crypto is moving out of the U.S because of hostility toward crypto. We'll stop it because I don't want that.
If we're going to embrace it, we have to let it be here."
Developing Story:
Donalt hacked pump fun to eliminate 20,000 new memecoins launching a day just so everybody can focus on becoming an on chain patriot with $USA. Incredible stimulus for the $USA economy 🇺🇸
Since
@cryptonary
wrote this article
We have:
✅ hit an ATH of 120m+
✅ bottomed at 19m mc, higher than the time of the article
✅ doubled our twitter followers
✅ almost doubled the number of holders (17.4K)
Patriotism at an all time high right on time for the 4th 🇺🇸 $USA
Memorial Day is about sacrifice
Memorial Day is about selflessness
Memorial Day is about appreciation
Memorial Day is about the same things that make life worth living even though people gave up theirs 🇺🇸 $USA
Developing Story:
The great patriots of the $USA have chosen to adopt $FRA and bond over barbecue, a great American summertime tradition.
More at 11 🇺🇸
The $USA Department of State would like to recognize Congressman Patrick McHenry as an honorary $USA patriot for fighting for crypto options for the people 🇺🇸
NEW: 🇺🇸 US Congressman Patrick McHenry also gives speech supporting overturning SEC rule that prevents regulated financial firms from custodying
#Bitcoin
and crypto. 👏
He argues that banks should also be custodying spot Bitcoin ETF funds 👀
NVIDIA $NVDA JUST REPORTED EARNINGS
EPS of $6.12 beating expectations of $5.58
Revenue of $26B beating expectations of $24.59B
NVIDIA ALSO JUST ANNOUNCED A NEW 10:1 STOCK SPLIT