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Kittenfish💖

@Kittenfish817

6 years

My beauties💕

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3 years

Has anyone sincerely thought “oh, good a musical episode” when watching a non-musical show?

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2 months

My uncle told my mom that in New York it’s legal to kill a baby up to 60 seconds after it’s been born. When she said that was horse shit he told her to get informed.

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3 years

As a person who’s never had a penis, the idea that you have to shake the lingering piss out of your wiener so it doesn’t get on your pants is extremely funny to me

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2 months

@tracymsquare You’re not welcome here

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2 months

@MikeTellsDTruth You’re delusional, too🩷

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4 years

Me and the gang after we get the vaccine

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2 years

I saw someone call Jennifer Connelly an 8 and my vision immediately went solid red

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2 months

@ToniRenaissance My mom was right, it was my uncle who’s delusional

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2 months

@Montana_McGee Too bad he’s wrong

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5 years

@jmrphy Wow this is fucking gross

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2 years

My friend’s boyfriend’s boss sent a video of himself masturbating in a mirror to all of his employees instead of his fiancé, these were his following messages

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1 month

There’s a futurama about this scenario

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if i was Cheryl Hines, every day i'd ask myself if it was actually the brain worm who i fell in love with

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3 years

I’d just wring it out, personally

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3 years

A king

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1 year

I was SO confused why everyone was saying congratulations because I meant to text this picture with the caption!! I’m so embarrassed! I am not pregnant

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1 year

Baby on board

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2 years

What’s the hottest someone has ever looked in a movie?

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4 years

This is happening because Melania insulted Christmas out loud. Santa was watching, he’s always watching.

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2 months

@digitalsurfer3 Are you being serious?

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6 months

There’s blood pouring from my eyes

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3 years

This is what my mask looks like after just one day

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2 years

Their names are cabbage and porkchop

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3 years

Is there a part of you that thinks that sex is deeply gross?

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3 years

The answer is yes, I think I’m in the minority😹

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2 years

Maybe?

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2 years

Or is it?

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4 years

Hi, I’m Diane Feinstein, and during my 8,000 years here on Earth, I fucked up the Night Stalker case because I was so excited to be on tv.

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4 years

This actor from Beetlejuice and Mars Attacks! is the star of the day on TCM and it’s wild to see her so young

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5 years

I used to think haunted house movies were dumb because just move out, duh, but as an adult I finally get it that just moving is massively not an option most of the time.

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5 years

@tony_magoni @PissJugTycoon I’m imagining an actual hole in the ground inhabited by a giant worm

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2 years

@EclecticHams My girl can’t have friends or she’ll fuck them, I say this because I’m a secure alpha

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3 years

Wait, Passions did it once that I remember and I did love that one

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3 years

I love that multiple directors have been like “what if Batman, but not fun?”

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8 months

Oh so you expect the president, a tiny, 81 year old baby, to be able to put a sentence together? To know where he is? To know who he is, at all hours of the day? You smug fucking asshole

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2 years

Is it?

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2 years

Or?

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1 year

Come here, big shorts. Come here, big shorts. Your shorts belong to me. Give them to me (indiscernible). I want to claim my shorts. I want to claim my shorts. I want to claim my shorts. These are my shorts.

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6 years

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2 years

I used to get a teenager magazine , I think it was Seventeen, when I was like 12 and it always had embarrassing stories people sent in in it and some would be like “I almost tripped in front of my crush!” but others would be like “I had diarrhea on the floor at my grandma’s

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4 years

@RuckCohlchez @Cookhm81 I certainly would not fuck someone with “Pops”

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2 years

👀

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3 years

@swamp_land I don’t count that one. That one is just divine

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5 years

Liberals in the Wizard of Oz: Umm, hey, munchkins, it’s not cute to celebrate the death of the witch like that. A song, really? A person is dead. Have some class.

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10 months

What’s your favorite cinematic interpretation of the devil?

Lucy Green Fox ⟭⟬⁷🎸🎮🎥🖊️✨🦊🟢Ⓐ☭🌱🧠∞🛸👻🔮⚧️

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What's your favorite cinematic interpretation of the devil?

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2 years

I did it again

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6 years

I never liked Alf. Not even for a minute. Stop eating cats, you elephant seal faced mother fucker.

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3 years

@MuskTillDawn Oh my god, it’s a double wedding😹

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3 years

You can’t jack off with nuclear arms

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6 months

You did not shit out 13 pounds

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5 years

@UWMadison @GOPBadgers Give her an award

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9 months

I would let The Hague stop me. Like if I was really on a tear, and The Hague was like, “cut it out” I would listen

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2 years

@rainnwilson I hope you’re as embarrassed by this post as I was reading it

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10 months

This is thanksgiving to me

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8 months

@deb_fillman I’m so sorry you went through seeing an item that wasn’t specifically catering to your skin tone. Are you going to be ok? Did you take your temperature?

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6 years

I still really love this

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2 years

@MooseTracks8 Everyone was being really nice to him about it at least

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4 years

My rock collection

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Who’s attacking him? What is he even crying about?

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6 months

@thetomzone Lmao “trace”

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9 months

I hate when my luscious wife gets even bigger titties. I absolutely hate it. Divorce

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Your daily reminder to avoid marriage.

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2 months

I am so embarrassed by how extremely hard it was not to tweet about being pregnant from day one! There’s about 20 of you I wanted to message about it out of nowhere, too🩷

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4 years

Was there?

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2 years

The @ITYSL account tweeted this and I liked it but I thought it was a joke😹 I’m so excited to be wrong!

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2 years

Tim Robinson wins the #Emmy for Outstanding Actor in a Short Form Comedy or Drama Series for I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson ( @Netflix )! 🌟 #Emmys #Emmys2022

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1 year

My husband texted me this. That’s Chennie

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4 years

If I had to get a sheet cake made I’d get this printed on it

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3 years

How do you tell if someone wants to fuck you?

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2 years

How could I forget?

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1 year

My aunt died in her sleep last night. She was a lovely person and I loved her very much and I’ll miss her but she was suffering and I’m glad she’s not anymore. But my uncle. He lost both his identical twin daughters that he spent so much time with and now his wife in the span of

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2 years

This really did it for me, too

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5 months

The most repeatedly inaccurate thing I see in tv and movies is kids calling their best friend’s parents by Mr. and Mrs. whatever. I called all my friends’ parents by their first names, always. They told me to. Is that not usually the case?

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1 year

Waiting for the guests

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2 years

Where’s the most iconic place you’ve had diarrhea? I’m seriously asking

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1 year

Umm they did

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1 year

They should make a version of men that is appealing to women

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3 years

When I said that thing about sex being gross someone QTed me saying that was like thinking eating and sleeping were gross and the truth is I do think eating is gross

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3 years

There are some peoples boobs, I like, really want to see

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2 months

@JohnOne919984 No🩷

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4 years

I don’t like that there’s a hottest *bald* guy like they’re a lower tier of men, rude and wrong

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3 years

Like, we put our slimes together

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7 months

She was everything to me💕

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3 years

She tucked herself in like this😹😹😹

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3 years

Yeah, carbon date! Hey-o!

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7 years

@classiclib3ral @inihelene I found the original original and it’s even worse than he could’ve imagined.

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3 years

You ever try out a sex position that was awesome in your head and it just doesn’t work?

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@ITYSL I hate bald boys

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4 years

I don’t think Ted Cruz understands Thanksgiving

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5 years

@mkelly007 You’re a monster.

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@matumland You’ve got a keeper

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7 years

@sam_kriss *extreme I would know because I'm a chud not a nerd voice* This isn't Comic Con.

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3 years

The CDC says if you have covid I feel bad for you, son,

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7 years

@gavc1520 @freewebcamporn @urlbey @Haris_Abad @zainz__ Nobody likes a jealous boi, boo.

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7 years

@Lennyjacobson @chrissyteigen I love it when he says something like "That's true!" after reading a line. He's clearly reading it for the first time and, buddy, it's good.

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@rachelmillman You gotta have a full bush if you want to be taken seriously. Everyone knows this. I based my thesis on this.

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3 years

Girl who keeps blowing into the penis while giving head. She asks “Is this thing on?”

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2 years

I called my 4 year old nephew a corn cob at dinner (we were having corn on the cob) and he spent a great deal of time shrieking that he was not a corn cob and I was laughing too hard to explain that that made him even more of one

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