Pay attention to the commercials on tonight’s
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. The season started with commercials for tummy tea and ending with Disney, Uber, Amex, etc. Bravo secured the bag.
In all of this Scandoval, I hope it’s not lost that Katie Maloney makes complete sense this season. She truly stood up for herself, and how she wanted to be treated. She. Was. Right.
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I thought last week was bad when i found out Ariana didn’t stock pens and batteries but then this week it’s revealed Ariana didn’t follow Tom around when he would go out to cheat on her. I’m sorry, but honestly, I don’t think Ariana can be redeemed at this point.
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“Why did u leave me with all of these lawsuits pointed at me?”
That’s the question she asked him? What about “how could you do this to all of those people?” I do genuinely believe she feels bad for herself and that’s it.
#rhobh
Kansas farmer surprises his wife by planting 80 acres of sunflowers for their 50th wedding anniversary.
He estimates there are about 1.2 million flowers in the field.
‘Selling Sunset’ star Jason Oppenheim is selling Kanye West’s Malibu nightmare for $53 million. One catch: The unfinished property lacks architectural finishes, an HVAC system, electricity, doors, windows, and plumbing.
"I was very impressionable when she took her clothes off" said a 40 year-old man about a superfan 12 years younger than he is who he has been plying with mushrooms and MDMA to groom her like a cult leader are you fucking KIDDING ME this man's spine is fucking pudding
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You’ve just ordered Taco Bell and a 12 pack of Diet Coke. You’ve loaded up the entire 10th season of VPR to prepare for the last part of the reunion. Your parents don’t care if you stay up all night long. You are middle aged. The year is 2023.
-Lala hates Ariana
-Brock is gunning for a full time spot
-Sandoval will never understand what he did
-Katie and Schwartz are cute now that Katie understands Schwartz can never be the person she needs
-DJ James Kennedy is thrilled no heat is on him this season
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alum Kristen Doute reveals that more women have come forward with Tom Sandoval cheating allegations since the news of Tom & Raquel’s affair broke.
Ben Affleck shouldn’t talk shit about Jennifer. I seem to remember even after their split how she drove him to rehab and even stopped at Jack in the Box for him on the way there.
It’s the part of the day where I imagine what the Summer House crew is doing. Have they made it back to the city? How was the drive? Did Ciara & West hook up? How is Lindsay? Is Kyle nursing a violent hangover after he “sent it” & ate a pound of candy by himself last night?
I feel weird admitting this right now after all the hoopla. I was the sprinter van driver in Aspen. Nothing happened. Kathy was texting and Lisa tooted and then blamed it on Kathy and Kathy said “whoever smelt dealt it.”
Neither of the ladies tipped.
Sometimes, when I’m having a hard day, I think about how Lisa Vanderpump had to deal with a short staff on Season 1 of VPR cuz they all wanted to be at Stassi’s bday in Vegas & then how she had to deal with Katie not wanting to be scheduled with Stassi after that trip.
Who’s going to help Sandoval in arguments with others now that he doesn’t have Ariana to help him put together his thoughts? He has a verbal war coming at him and he’s vastly unequipped. Raquel won’t be of use.
“I can’t believe that Carl broke up with Lindsay months before their wedding and then did the break up on camera after the entire season is about planning their wedding. I can’t believe that!”
Wait you’re telling me while i was on vacation Kyle and Mo might be on a break and Kyle has a new special lady friend. Move over Erika Jayne’s comeback we have a new sheriff in town. If true we might have the best season of Beverly Hills ever.
*whispers* the show doesn’t need Raquel. She’s not dynamic on screen & never has been. She was the lever that created the drama. We never knew who she was so it would be rooting for someone we never really knew to begin with. What will be more fascinating is to see the aftermath
Vanderpump Finale drinking game
-drink when it starts
-keep drinking
-drink everytime Tom cries or gets angry (either Tom)
-drink when they lie about the timeline
-drink when it’s over
-drink tomorrow
-repeat for four (4) more Wednesdays
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I want a game show where Kendall Jenner and Hailey Bieber show us what they think the proper way to do basic things is like cutting a cucumber, putting gas in a car, shopping at old navy etc
Sure sex is cool but have u ever watched the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion trailer 83 times in a row and each time Andy says “i know how much money u make” to Erika, achieve an emotional orgasm?
I’m glad
#SellingSunset
is back. After the very non believable, completely staged season of
#PUMPRULES
we’re having its nice to get back to the salt of the earth, nitty gritty life of the folks at the O Group.
This is the first year that i feel the Kardashian’s are losing their iron steel grip on the pop culture attention economy. Do we care less about them more than ever before? Or are they purposely laying low and and planning a new form of dominating?
‘Twas the night before the Vanderpump finale and all thru the house, not a creature was stirring, except Tom who just b*nged Raquel in a Jetta in front of the house he shared with Ariana after guys night and was pounding on the door cuz he lost his keys…