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proud lot lizard 𓂺 he/they. first and foremost a gfriend stan

Minneapolis, MN
Joined June 2013
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We didn’t give her enough time in the spotlight let’s bring her back for 2020
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6 years
I-80 from illinois to iowa city like 🌾 | || | ______________ | 🚘 || | | LIONS DEN | | || | | SEX TOYS | 🌾 | || | |——————| | || |
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@HYONLYFANS_ hyoyeon is actually a natural blonde
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@maxafrass this is so true like especially when you have an appointment it’s really like that
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@lafruttacaduta girl she’s the professor!!
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@propaganda91 oh momina sheikh you will always be famous
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4 years
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@marrrueco where’s ur wiener
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3 years
@AltMayo This is great considering all I wanted out of the original was for Spencer to show cock
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@BestianaGrande @GtfoFranny1 @huntichon @bellaxedward666 president biden uses he/him pronouns! hope this helps ✨
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@sexyymid “pathetic sissy cocksucker here”
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2 months
@uppercasehyo disrespectful to not even mention the mother of all kpop bobbiana bangstresses
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@bklynb4by I feel like I could just effortlessly queen out with her on the highest level
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Put this on my grave
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2 years
@stacycay @envy_resurgent how many people have been called tenderqueer while being beaten to death
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neurodivergent people when they have to say what they’d bring on a deserted island
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“Ice breakers” and “team-building activities” are always done in a way that harms Neurodivergent people.
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5 years
Baby birds waiting patiently in the nest for their mother to come and feed them
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6 months
@lucci_gophers you look like you’re 43 I don’t get it?
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7 years
She's a lesbian now?
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@Xavovy @dlgfbottom @sumthnclEver your pinned post being about brother incest makes so much sense
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@th3mb0fication Hey squirrel friend! When one video ends, just open up another one. It’s called binge viewing! Go ahead! I support you
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@1R_1S we teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller
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10 months
@BetsyDorman @nicksortor take a deep breath betsy it’s going to be okay
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4 months
@SomaKazima damn i need to find me one of those bears
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@ruthkanda4ever
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7 years
My grandma told me she keeps a message on her answering machine of me saying “I love you Grandma” and every time she listens to it she says “I love you too Adam” to her empty house and let me tell you I’m CRYING
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@ruthkanda4ever
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5 years
This is really what us nerds in high school marching band thought we looked like out there on the field
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2 months
@tzuthattalk @uppercasehyo i know i just play a game with myself every day to see how many random twt threads i can insert gfriend into to keep their memory alive
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same except it’s not my penis it’s a turd floating between my legs
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Me in the bathtub:
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6 years
25 likes and I’ll wear this entire ensemble to class tomorrow. Spring has sprung hoes
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@strwberrysprite better is one of if not the best japanese song made by a kpop group
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@gay_reactions MEAN OLD MAN LOL
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4 years
@KamVTV Cindy this is bones!!!!!!
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5 years
Hell. Were in HELL. Literal hell thats where we are right now. Hell.
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Meet Ice Bae: Latina Border Patrol officer taking social media by storm
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@dialnfornick vera farmiga herself wouldn’t even be able to compete with these two
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@ruthkanda4ever
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3 years
It’s literally so brave of him to post his fat body in just a towel like this. I love seeing plus size people on my feed 🥰
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@ruthkanda4ever
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6 years
Ready for class y’all
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@ruthkanda4ever
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7 years
If you think I’m addicted to Diet Coke, my mom and I went through the McDonald’s drive thru and as soon as the lady heard my moms voice she said “Oh Terri! Another Diet Coke for you today??”
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@lry2yb this was more than just a song, it was a phenomenon, a religious experience, a cathartic journey through time and space. it didn’t win song of the year 2019 because that would have been like looking directly at a biblically correct angel and going blind
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haha i’m probably older than your parents. how old are your parents? am I older than them? haha I could be your dad. im probably older than your dad. am I? how old are your parents?
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@bong_rot ntm on the shedd aquarium dolphins…they’re hard working girls okay
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@ruthkanda4ever
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7 years
Guys who stand outside VS while their girlfriends shop are stupid. Go help her pick out a bra pussy!
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6 years
I don’t really understand this meme or really think it’s that funny but here’s my addition: Golden gorl
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6 years
Does anyone else from Pekin remember when Kendra Swisher had her windshield shat on by that crazy girl or am I just imagining that
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6 years
I clean up good but my mirror didn’t get the notification
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7 years
Me: I like your tattoo! It's very minimalist Lady: Its not a tattoo it's a varicose vein
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@ruthkanda4ever
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5 years
I remember in junior high I went to a sleepover at one of my friends houses and we watched the movie Cruel Intentions and there’s a scene where a guy eats a girl out and I thought about it so much that I had to go throw up in the middle of the night and that’s how I know I’m gay
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10 months
@anotherdollgirl cindy this is bones
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3 years
@quaddiequad is that jamie lynn on the ground
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5 years
Completely snatched
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3 years
wish this would happen to me
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@ruthkanda4ever
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4 years
@NICKIMINAJ Nicki the Virgin Nicki the Ace
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6 years
Hey uh...I finally came out to my parents ☺️
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@ruthkanda4ever
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7 years
If i were the way I am now back in high school I feel like more people would have liked me. But I guess that just goes to show I didn’t peak in high school like some of you clowns
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@ruthkanda4ever
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6 years
Someone: What’s that movie with the scary clown again? My Brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: It.
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@ruthkanda4ever
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@BlackDGamer1 It’s bold of you to assume people are even going to play your game in the first place
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@lourdiz ኃጢአተኛ ነፍስህ ከመዳን በላይ ናት እናም ሰላምን ወይም ሥቃይን አታውቅም ፣ የንስሐ ቅዝቃዜ ብቻ አብቅቷል ፣ ምክንያቱም ኃጢአቶችህ ከማንኛውም ተልእኮ የላቀ ስለሆነ ፣ መጨረሻው ቀርቧል ፣ የኃጢአት መርከቦች
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Grandma voted for Hillary and my parents voted for Trump and they're getting literally roasted to the ground rn by her and I'm living
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7 years
I’ve done a lot of thinking since I went to the m&m store in nyc. There’s literally no reason for either of the girl m&ms to be that sexy. Like the brown ones name is Ms. Brown for gods sake. She’s a fucking milf&m and you know someone has choked the chicken to her at lease once
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@ruthkanda4ever
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7 years
Me dusting off my clarinet after 8 months of not playing:
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4 years
Gay people meeting up for brunch looks like this (underpaid waitstaff seen at bottom)
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@cherbearsz
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reply or qrt this tweet with 'gay people meeting up for brunch look like this' and ur last saved image with 3+ characters
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6 years
There are people getting in trouble for making observations about Nebraska while the literal trumpet section leader has the n word in his pinned tweet and no one is freaking out about that :-)
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6 months
this message I just randomly got on grindr 😭
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7 years
Has @uiowa done a day where the Snapchat is taken over by the HMB? Because if not that needs to happen this year during camp
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@wrenneedsrest KELLY ROWLAND
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7 years
Me now: Oh having 8:30 classes every day won’t be that bad. I’ll just be up and ready to go for the day! Me after two days of waking up at 7:30:
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@ruthkanda4ever
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7 years
You know I thought 2018 might be worse than 2017 but 2017 was the year I found out someone I actually knew irl was a furry so it literally cannot get any worse than that
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5 years
In hs we had to take a government class where we made fake bills and tried to get them passed in a fake congress and some girls made a bill about legalizing gay marriage (it was 2013) and their reasoning was “because who doesn’t love the gays?” The answer was several people
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@ruthkanda4ever
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6 years
In case you don’t know what I look like or haven’t seen this pic yet lol
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5 years
My mom is getting a new car and wanted to know what it would look like with her in it from the perspective of people on the sidewalk so my dad photoshopped this with her and our dog and I’m CACKLING
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@ruthkanda4ever
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2 years
could a us president do this??
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@ElectionLegal
Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi
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DONALD TRUMP COULD NEVER
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4 years
That water was clear before they got in
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@ruthkanda4ever
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5 years
I think the first real gay person I ever met was my 4th-6th grade art teacher who had a hairless cat who he brought to school once and it sat on a silk pillow all day. He’d let us watch the old pink panther cartoon in class and talked about France a lot. In short...king.
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5 years
Cursed pic from my past...
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6 years
Ready for class y’all
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@ruthkanda4ever
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7 years
Everytime tinder asks me to rate it I always give it one star and when it asks why I say “I’m still single”
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7 years
I gave a presentation in class the other day about how 3/4 American women can expect to be widows and I said “It’s okay tho bc men are trash” and my teacher chucked and said “True”
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7 years
Full offense but Iowa City drivers are the fucking worst and the legitimate reason I found out at the doctors last week that I have high blood pressure
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5 years
Me walking into subway
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5 years
I forgot my 8am alarm was Judas by Lady Gaga and I just woke up and walked out of my room and my mom gives me the dirtiest look goes “Really? On Easter?”
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7 years
I’m really hesitant to tow people in my spot so I always just leave them a note telling them to move. But I always include how much I have to pay to park there so they know that taking my spot is a violation of my basic human rights
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6 years
If I didn’t have to drive back to Iowa in an hour I would literally be smashed right now. I’ve been called fat twice and my mom almost outed me at the table lmao
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“While the rest of the world was sleeping on Azealia Banks I really became the bussy doctor. I’ve seen so much bussy I could probably read them like palms. I could read a bussy like a palm reading. I could read a butthole”
@girlsinrap
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Happy 32nd Birthday to Azealia Banks. What moment pops in your head when you think of her?
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5 years
Last week I bid on this rare beanie baby crab on eBay as a joke but I got an email last night saying I won the auction so I guess I’m out $6 now but at least I have a sick rainbow crab beanie babie
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3 years
Shop her look! Azealia Banks hating faggots: -Balenciaga Pride Cap in Pink $495 -Dolce+Gabbana Foiled Napa Leather Gloves $545 -Adult Braces $6000
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4 years
I’m so glad the hyvee in Coraville, Iowa has eight whole Tesla charging stations just in case eight people with Teslas decided to shop at the hyvee in Coralville, Iowa at the exact same time
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5 years
This is something you should not be doing............
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7 years
The guy at Walmart asked if it was my first legal purchase and I didn't have the heart to tell him I've made four trips for alcohol today 😬
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6 months
thank you brother elmo inshallah your goldfish dorothy grows big and strong
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Ramadan Mubarak, everybody! Elmo loves you! ❤️
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5 years
Just a quick reminder to everyone that I’m homophobic and I’m happy being that way
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6 years
Illinois and Iowa both have new(ish) license plates and they’re both ugly as hell. Whoever designed them must have gone to Iowa state for graphic design
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6 years
As an adult, pooping naked before a shower is one of the few small pleasures I’m allowed to have these days
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