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4 years

@ess_trainor @thelindsayellis I have spent more hours riding with cops than I can calculate and this is exactly what most of it was like. It made for a very icy quiet ride when I mocked a lieutenant after he told me he had a good sense for when something was "off" about a car and that's why he ran the plates.

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@ess_trainor @thelindsayellis We had been in the car for an hour, he had run at least a dozen cars and not found anything to warrant stopping someone.

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@ess_trainor @thelindsayellis I've also been on the flip side of that. My first ride along we got sent to two 5150s, a meth house cleanup, and a domestic violence call. That shift convinced me that doing that every day would break me.

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@EisReading @hankgreen IN THIS HOUSE IT IS COLIN FIRTH! Me (42) Wife (39)

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@jbouie I've worked in law enforcement for 16 years and I'm always embarrassed for departments that put these up in their stations.

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@tough_schmidt_ If that's how he feels, I'd like to know when @SenatorCarper thinks impeachment or removal IS appropriate. What is the point of it existing if we can't even remove a president for inciting an insurrection?

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3 years

4yo: Daddy what kind of fish is Dory? Me: *looking at Google* She's a Royal Blue Tang. Her family is called a "clan." Wife: Don't. Me: Dory is part of the Blue Tang Clan. Wife: Why are you - Me: *whispers* BLUE TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHIN TO FUCK WITH! Wife:

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@IChotiner "I’ve been very disheartened to see public calls from California members for her to step down." Yes, how terrible that Californians are dissatisfied with their Senator missing over 3/4 of Senate votes this year and hold up the legislative agenda they voted for overwhelmingly.

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@drvolts Joe Manchin doesn't actually want to enact policy - he wants to win elections and have photos making it look like he enacted policies. He wants to have signing ceremonies for bills that accomplish almost nothing.

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@RottenInDenmark @zacharystone457 Look, a tweet insisting that Brazilians do not talk about race and have no racial tensions should qualify for an episode of @IfBooksPod while also disqualifying the person from talking about race relations pretty much anywhere.

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@KayFellowz I'm a parent and short of a doctor telling me I can't vaccinate my child, I can't imagine being so irresponsible with someone's life for whom I'm responsible that I don't vaccinate them.

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6 years

@ebruenig Dayum. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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6 years

Rum and limes. Rum and ginger. Rum and coconut. Rum and pineapples. Rum and cola. Rum and lemons. Rum and tonic. Rum and soda. Rum and grapefruit. Rum and coffee. Rum and chocolate. Rum and bananas. Rum and guava. Rum and mango. Rum and water.

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@drvolts I'm honestly surprised he took a positive position on the John Lewis VRAA, but then I expect he'll eventually just say it also doesn't have bipartisan support, so what are you gonna do, just let people vote?

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Jeff Atwood

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every programmer who has ever written a "utils" library

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@danidonovan I once tried to explain to my wife how hard it is to pay attention to a conversation sometimes - that there is an almost physical sensation of my brain being pulled sideways, often resulting in me not listening because I'm chanting, "Just listen to them"

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@AlexThomp @jbarro Look, it's important for the head of US intelligence to be up to speed on how to spy on citizens effectively.

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@radleybalko @conor64 @normative @RadioFreeTom @WojtechBear @philipbladen1 I grew up in a rural community full of farmers and I have never known anyone who took livestock medication. Or at least no one who ever said they did.

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@danidonovan "Keep listening. Keep listening. KEEP. LISTENING! Shit, now I don't know what they're saying because I'm chanting 'keep listening.' That sounds like just keep swimming kinda. We haven't watched Finding Nemo in forever."

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@RottenInDenmark My wife recently listened to the Tipping Point episode, having been a huge Gladwell fan for forever, and was quite upset at how credulous she had been about it. I reminded her that I was too and everyone is susceptible to well-written, authoritative sounding prose now and then

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@slack2thefuture @GavinNewsom @ericgarcetti Let's spare some blame for @LASDHQ , @OCSheriff and other depts that all refused to enforce any restrictions at all. Newsom had other means at his disposal, but law enforcement not enforcing the law was a major hurdle - and I don't know what remedy there is

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6 years

I've been burning through video essays on various movies for the past few weeks and it's triggered something in my brain. Strap in, cause I'm gonna talk about how @mikeyface 's movie reviews are liberating to me.

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I was watching Die Hard last night and had forgotten how much "the experts don't know what they're doing" was a big part of 80s movies. (cc @RadioFreeTom )

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@Nerd4Cities This is always such a weird retort to support of transit. "But what if I want to drive?" Then drive, my dude. The goal is provide a different option.

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4 years

@KevinMKruse Excuse me, it's a Trump Shart, thank you very much. Plebe.

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6 years

Have a daiquiri It's just rum, lime, and sugar Unplug your blender #BarHaiku

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@JennyENicholson When we left the theater, the friend seated to my right said the best part of the entire movie was just me constantly gesturing as though to say, "What the everloving fuck?" in a way that "perfectly conveyed that [I] was being personally insulted by the movie"

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@NateSilver538 @Noahpinion "Nudging" and "being an insufferable dick" aren't the same thing, and the original tweet was the latter.

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My Twitter feed: JESUS CHRIST STAY IN YOUR HOME YOU FUCKING SAVAGES! My Instagram feed: Let's go out and party to support our friends in the service industry! Just wash your hands lol yolo

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@ebruenig Liz Bruenig: I made this life choice and am happy with it. Other People: Liz Bruenig is a fascist trying to enslave women. This seems like standard operating procedure for this site.

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I have a Malort joke, but it's in bad taste.

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@RadioFreeTom People are confusing "civilization will be irrevocably altered" and "civilization will be irrevocably extinct"

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Watched @FilmCritHULK 's video on Star Wars and he owes me a burrito to replace the one I spit out laughing at the recorder music.

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5 years

Rum, Lime, and Sugar

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5 years

What are the three branches of government? (Wrong answers only.)

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Thus was when I knew we were winning the title that year. The, "Oh shit. They figured it out."

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3 years

What’s your favorite NBA playoff moment ever?

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3 years

To-Go Cocktails are now the law in California!

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@MichaelRStrain Senator Rubio climbs over bar that is literally beneath the floor.

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@WANbulance @ebruenig Best thing ever for us was the nurse hotline on our first night home when our daughter would not stop crying but wouldn't latch and the nurse on the phone said, "Look, those nurses at the hospital are great, but they're ridiculous about breast feeding. Go get some formula, Dad."

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@JoeAuerbach @thelindsayellis Fat-shaming has been on my mind lately because my 4yo has become obsessed with Peppa Pig, who regularly mocks her father for being fat. Like, almost every episode. Really hit home when my daughter said, "Daddy, you need to get fit so your tummy won't be so big."

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@giordanobc @Olivianuzzi @RogerJStoneJr People who drink vodka martinis are monsters.

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5 years

"What really quenches my thirst is when I take an old can of clams, throw them in the trash, drain the juice from the trash bag, and mix it with ketchup." - People who like clamato

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@Hbomberguy Combine the two and do a think piece on what Zack Snyder's Star Wars would have been.

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6 years

Bliss/happiness/enjoyment is not a zero-sum game. There isn't a finite amount of it. Help create more of it. Drink what makes you happy, and share why you love it with others, and if they disagree, that's cool too.

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4 years

Rum, lime, and sugar.

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4 years

What are the three branches of government? [Wrong answers only]

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Leaving for Seattle in the morning and it's always hard on the 3yo and when I gave her a big hug and said, "I love you so much, Pumpkin," she responded "I love you so much and I'll always be your pumpkin" and now I have to tell my wife we're buying a pony.

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7 years

I feel like @RadioFreeTom 's next book will just be a catalog of stuff like this. Just that and a photo of him shrugging with palms up.

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More adults have died from eating laundry pods than kids

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@KT_So_It_Goes That's what my 2yo's mask looked like yesterday because he had been eating crackers and, being 2, kept licking the inside of his mask when I put it on him. I assume that will not make you feel any better and actually only create more questions than answers.

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@jbouie Solution: Put a statue or Grant or Lincoln triumphant there instead.

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4 years

And now we have reached the part of our program where I drink Chartreuse and hot chocolate at 11:30am on a Tuesday or whatever fucking day it is.

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@KT_So_It_Goes My 5yo has been wearing masks for a year. They never look like this. Like, ever. Also we just send her to school with 2 masks in case she has a nosebleed or something .

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@BrentO This is just sudo philosophy

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@conor64 Next you'll tell me that Jonathan Swift wasn't really planning on opening a chain of restaurants called "Baby Kebabs"

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@conor64 "borders" is doing a lot of lifting here.

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@mikeduncan - you said that the Haitian Revolution really changed your perception of the American Revolution. Any chance you'd consider doing a Revolutions Redux to revisit the AR with that new perspective?

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@upzone_CA The only reason this is incorrect is that having laws on the books that can be used against others is always ok. It's the enforcement of them against "me" that's the problem.

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In being as authentically patriotic as possible, I will celebrate like the Founders by drinking 2 pints of overproof New England molasses rum, getting blackout drunk, and burning the property of people loyal to the current executive authorities.

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@RadioFreeTom "As a Catholic I believe the Pope is infallible unless he disagrees with my Facebook group."

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@IDoTheThinking Also almost any new multifamily housing or just denser housing in general is always relegated to being on highways pretending to be streets or next to literal freeways. Maybe we could try building them where the nice SFHs normally go.

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Me: How can I properly capture the grandeur of this Painkiller, made with Plantation Xaymaca and Lemonhart 151? Nobody: Me: PLASTIC PINEAPPLE IT IS!

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@thelindsayellis

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@JennyENicholson The person 2 seats to my left stated very loudly about 5 minutes in, "I can't see him, but I know that Matt hates this more than anything ever right now"

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@Popehat @jbarro But when he opens his restaurant, Farro By Barro, then who will be laughing?

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One of my developers was modifying an old (decade+) project of mine and reported back w/ suggestion we terminate whoever wrote it.

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@DouthatNYT I think it's more that people like sex and violence - and also dragons and magic and Peter Dinklage

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It's "five words or FEWER"

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@jayrosen_nyu @Acyn His bosses really like DeSantis. He's got some house money to play with.

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@hankgreen I have a friend that works at Google. I am constantly envious of him and have to remind myself that he got there by being incredibly smart, going and getting a Master's Degree, etc. and that I still get to swim in his pool and drink his beer so who cares?

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@Popehat Don't keep simple syrup in a cupboard. Store it in a fridge. If you want to extend its life further, add a neutral spirit like vodka to it.

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@ebruenig That and the fact that the data right now is unreliable.

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@editingemily Sitting at my desk one day, my boss is making a copy of a prod database to push to a test server. I hear "oops" come from his office. Then he closes his door. Then the phones start ringing. He did the copy the wrong direction and wiped out 20 years of police data.

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I didn't watch the debate. I had a 1 year old pull himself up onto the couch using my balls as a hand hold and then proceed to pour milk all over me and the floor and frankly it looks like I made the right decision.

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@d0ubletr0uble66 @edgarwright Not a line read, but Stephen Tobolowsky's reaction in this shot - getting his head all the way around to look dead in the camera - is so perfect. It belongs in a museum.

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@RadioFreeTom Wait, if Hillary called Trump supporters deplorable, but he was gonna vote for her. Wait. Let me get out some paper and a pen to sort this out. So, he wasn't supporting Trump until Hillary said a mean thing about Trump supporters, which he "wasn't" but it was about him....

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@SohrabAhmari @JonahNRO The internet is bad because it incessantly mocks a man who had the decency to try and settle a score with a stranger who said a mean thing by emailing his employer in what can only be construed as an attempt to get said stranger disciplined or fired in private!

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4 years

I bought more Chartreuse.....

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5 years

So close. 1 oz JAMAICAN rum 1 oz Martinician Rhum Dump, don't strain. And if you don't garnish with fresh mint, you aren't having a Mai Tai.

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A mai tai is 1oz light rum, 1 oz golden rum, 1 oz fresh lime juice, 1/2 oz orange curaçao and 1/2 oz orgeat (almond) syrup, shaken and strained over ice.

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@SimoneGiertz @MrBanankartong Hope you feel better. Also I think you should build some laser shooting robot and offer it to your doctors just to see how they react.

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@ebruenig We were doing this when my 2yo had gastro and they gave us anti-nausea meds for him, except I had to take the apple juice, then his stuffy had to have some, and THEN he'd take it.

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12 years ago today, I got picked up at the Oakland Airport with @alcademics by the woman who would eventually become my wife. We, of course, ended up at @ForbiddenIsland and the evening gets pretty fuzzy from there.

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Decided to pull something off the high shelf for tonight.

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It's very weird that someone stealing soap gets a ton of attention but there are no references anywhere on that Fox station's website about @HomeDepot having to pay out $72.5M in wages it stole from its employees.

Home Depot Workers Reach $72.5 Million Deal to End Wage Lawsuit

Home Depot USA Inc. and California workers who say the company failed to pay them for all of their hours reached a $72.5 million settlement after more than seven years of litigation.

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CVS soap thief caught on camera in DC

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TFW your friend dies and while you're trying to manage going about your day, you find their business card in your cup holder. I am gutted.

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Anyway, my recent discovery of @mikeyface 's channel has been a revelation. I don't always agree with his perspective, but he is always able to find the positive - the value - in everything he works on.

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We all miss you Rocky. So many lives touched and brought together. I hope you're smiling right now. #rocky @rockdoggydog

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@washingtonpost It's interesting to get this very skeptical of Democrats opinion from someone at the *checks notes* Federalist Society. Yes. Hmm. Very serious. Much balance.

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You know that feeling when you make yourself a Mai Tai & that first sip is so transcendentally good that you clap your hands & are pleased with yourself and then you slip into angry despair because you'll never invent anything as perfect as this, but then you just keep drinking?

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Tonight's beverage: I Just Fucking Can't Anymore 1.5oz Punt e Mes 2oz Ginger Beer Pour them in a glass or something probably.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but martinis with olives are grossly overrated and vastly inferior to the martini with the traditional lemon twist.

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@KevinMKruse @jbarro I'm pretty sure most people hate Musk because he's a spoiled twat.

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I don't want to alarm anyone but I know my way around a daiquiri.

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@ebruenig Mine just started that last week with "Daddy, tummy hurt. Daddy kiss it better? Amy get ice cream?"

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Me, enjoying a birthday Mai Tai

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There is no such thing as thinking about Daiquiris too much. This tweet is built on a false premise.

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When you think about Daiquiris maybe a little too much:

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@ZenOfDesign I remember finding out the original He-Man was on Netflix and sitting down to binge it for some nostalgia hit and I couldn't finish the first episode because it WAS SO GODDAMN BAD. I literally texted my mom to apologize for that being on the TV every afternoon when I was a kid.

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If you're running a restaurant, support your staff in enforcing mask wearing. If I walked into your restaurant and took off my shirt and walked up to place an order, I guarantee you your staff would be ALL OVER me to put my shirt on. 1/x

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